Wednesday, September 3rd 2008
Who Would You Rather Do Sexy Times With?
Don't try and be slick either! The dog is not an option. The dog ON THE LEASH. Besides, the dog on the leash doesn't like you like way.
I'd rather rub my bare nalgas in a bowl of hot vomit, but I would take my chances with Beth. Dog is so fucking bloated that it would be like getting sexy with a wilted balloon. Even his manchichis look like they're full of gas.
Beth probably wouldn't even want to get down. She would just want to watch QVC while eating a whole box of Russell Stover chocolates. But she would make me massage the green puss out of her corns......
Here's these two hillbilly seaweed creatures mucking up a beach in Los Angeles on Labor Day.
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Submitted by WTF on September 3, 2008 - 1:59pm.
That's Britney in 5-10 years.
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Which one?
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
Don't be hating on Mr. and Mrs. Dawg, MK!!!! They are the epitome of true love and I dig them!
That is all.........
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That's Britney in 5-10 years.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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With only two exceptions, dogs aren't allowed on L.A. County beaches. Lawbreaking vigilantes!
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Quicker than his own shadow.
Ohhhhhhhhh.....do you know the mullet man...the mullet man....the mullet man?...do you know the mullet man?.. He lives on Ho' Bag Lane....
I would definitely rather pound sand up my own vajayjay than go near either of these cretins.
I pity their poor little dog.
I'll give you an answer once I figure out who is who.
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
The pile of seaweed. Next!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
LMFAO @hillbilly seaweed creatures! Ted Danson & his corpse wife on Creepshow were a lot less scary than these two freaks.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I would become a nun before I'd ever do either of them. ick.
These are my choices? Too bad they both don't get gastric bypasses. I WANT TO SEE SOME PRETYY BOYS MK.....christmas on a cracker.......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
How come Jenny Craig hasn't jumped on this fat ass band wagon?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
MK, don't be such a whore. You know you cropped hot assed Leland out of the pictures to make this more fun for you.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Yuck I hate that that fat ass cow has my name. She no doubt picks her Stovers out of her titty crack. Dog has a leathery barrel chest just like Hulk Hogan. Oh well, the dog is a cutie pie at least:)
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
ha, the first thing I had thought was "the dog! (on the leash)"
you know me too well *blush*
If I absulutely HAD to pick, I'd pick the dog. No, not that one, the little black and white one on the right.
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Ahh, look at those empty stares. Just look at those agape mouths! I imagine they ingest lots of protein.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Hillbilly seaweed creatures! LMFAO MK!
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
I do believe I'd sell my Vaginger first.
I'd rather hump the sand, thanks.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
yuck. Throw up city.
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RIMADYL KILLS
mullets make me puke. so do fat chicks with implants, so I'll just do myself, thank you.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I choose None of the Above.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
>>>But she would make me massage the green puss out of her corns......
Ok, never had a corn before, it has green pus (or puss as MK said) in them?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! How do you prevent these things?
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Dick happens! - MK
They are all walking to the weekly meeting of the No-Neck Club.