Wednesday, September 3rd 2008
Who Would You Rather Do Sexy Times With?
Don't try and be slick either! The dog is not an option. The dog ON THE LEASH. Besides, the dog on the leash doesn't like you like way.
I'd rather rub my bare nalgas in a bowl of hot vomit, but I would take my chances with Beth. Dog is so fucking bloated that it would be like getting sexy with a wilted balloon. Even his manchichis look like they're full of gas.
Beth probably wouldn't even want to get down. She would just want to watch QVC while eating a whole box of Russell Stover chocolates. But she would make me massage the green puss out of her corns......
Here's these two hillbilly seaweed creatures mucking up a beach in Los Angeles on Labor Day.
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this is a sweet picture. look past the fact that they are complete trash of course.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
The one on the leash.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
well since I can't really call being with either one of them a "sexy time" I'll just pass on the whole notion
I also am anti crime too...just can't fathom being in their vicinity for any reason. Ew.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Big Hunk.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
O M F G
DISGUSTING. VOMIT INDUCING. WRONG.
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"If she's {Jenna Jameson} a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
Oh dear god! I actually thought the breath was sucked out of me when I saw this picture!
Me and my old man are Brad and Angie compared to these two pieces of trash.
Why does the song from "Lowered Expectations" keep playing in my mind??!
Racist prick!
God I hope they NEVER EVER release a sex tape...
thanks for the photo. I really mean it. I saw it when I was having the 2nd half of my sandwich and I stopped eating. I saw that woman's fat gut and said to myself, "Put the fucking sandwich down". I also tossed the brownie in the trash and opted for fruit instead.
Thanks Michael for the diet inspiration.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
That is them. I was really into them, Jackson 5, Partridge Family, Monkees, Archies, Skooby Doo and the Brady Bunch. But I also liked Laugh In, The Beatles, Stones, CCR and Elvis at that young age.
Oh yeah, I also loved Phyllis Diller. ????
I could keep psychoanalysts scratching their heads for years.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
@ Loozer - yeah, I vaguely remember that character (Lidsville, like a lid of weed, hahah)...although I recall that I had both the Partridge Family and the Osmonds lunch boxes back in the 70's *puke* *gag* Btw, isn't that the Osmond bros in your avie?
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 3, 2008 - 9:48am.
I loved Witchiepoo and Puffinstuff! Do you remember Lidsville? I had a Lidsville Lunchbox!
http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/lidsville.jpg
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
@ Loozer - Sigmund and the Sea Monsters are waaay hotter than Dog and his bitch! Remember H.R. Puff'n'Stuff? Hmmmm I might wanna puff some stuff in a little bit meself!!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Dang, she looks like a linebacker. The dog is sure cute.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Neither. I'd throw a case of fake bake and peroxide at them, then steal their cute little dog while they ran after it.
Even the dog looks embarassed to be photographed with them- he's trying to turn his head away from the camera.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
Why? Why?Why, does he think his bod is sexy? Don't even get me started on his hair!
There's a prime piece of dick in the picture that heads this page, speakit.
Seems that there's a lot of sexual tension among the commentators today. Why not take that energy and channel it into something productive?
Sculpting phallic vases for example.
I'm sitting on one as I type this. :)
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Hello Mr. Hand.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 3, 2008 - 10:23am.
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No babydoll, I'm saying I want some dick.
Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Ziggy, you lost me after "Celibacy isn't so bad."
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What are you saying?
That my posts are non-nonsensical?
That I'm posting while drunk?
On topic - Paris Hilton has been working out, huh?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 3, 2008 - 8:44am.
LMAO @ 'Hillbilly seaweed creatures'!! I wouldn't hit either one of them, even if you threatened to make me lick the corns off her feet!
LOL! I just flashed back to my childhood again:
http://www.tvacres.com/images/sigmund_family.jpg
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
They look like over-baked puffed pastries and custard filling exploding out of the top. I'd still eat them though.
They look like swingers....gag.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Beth is Britney Spears in 3 years tops.
These two are the quintessential hillbillies...
LOL!! Me-thinks (believe it or not!) BETH has had a breast reduction- she is DEFINITLY smaller than last year...no?
who would win in a fight between linda hogan and beth?
Beth looks like this white trash hellion with whom I went to high school.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 3, 2008 - 8:34am.
Celibacy isn't so bad.
It's liberating to deny yourself natural bodily desires - only when doing so does not harm one's self of course.
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SEE SIGGIE! CELEBACY SUCKS DICK! ooooh, I think I have made myself get a flutter in the nethers. The costs are phenominal. The batteries alone could have sent food to a small third world country for a week!
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10 yrs. RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
You know, i would never have pictured these two twits as Boston Terrier people...
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Mullets are not chosen hairstyles. Rednecks just don't have the attention span to sit long enough for the entire haircut.
LMAO @ 'Hillbilly seaweed creatures'!! I wouldn't hit either one of them, even if you threatened to make me lick the corns off her feet!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
As I was scrolling and just read the caption, I thought the dog of course but then with further reading you said that was not an option and that is not fair!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Is electrocuting myself an option?
Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 8:38am.
Ziggy, you lost me after "Celibacy isn't so bad."
I think both of these people are practicing beastiality.
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Of course, they're practicing beastiality-- They're a couple of beasts!
Celibacy isn't so bad when you've got only these two from which to choose.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Shit, can I just fuck ZiggyStardust?
That poor little pup looks like he's scared shitless that he might get blown out to see by one of their bloaty farts.
Ziggy, you lost me after "Celibacy isn't so bad."
I think both of these people are practicing beastiality.
Celibacy isn't so bad.
It's liberating to deny yourself natural bodily desires - only when doing so does not harm one's self of course.
Civilisation has imposed multiple sexual norms and restraints upon man in order to maintain order. Obviously a comment on a celebrity blog isn't the best place to go into detail here, but I highly recommend Freud's Civilisation and its Discontents.
Just as the cosmos provided man with the blueprint for time and order, so to did it teach man that his base instincts would have to fall into line. Of course we can never abandon sex fully, but there are undoubted merits in its control. The most extreme form of this is celibacy, but of course we also inflict violence upon others who choose to wave the societal norms and chase lifestyles of promiscuity. The word 'slut' should be all the evidence that we need here - the charming reclaiming evidenced here on DListed not withstanding of course. :P
I wonder if Michael K has been considering celibacy. These posts do make me think about the place that sexuality holds in all our lives, and just how much of our existence is hinged on our genitals.
This post has made us question just how desperate we all are for sex, and how rigidly we will adhere to societal norms of generational gaps and conventional beauty. There is even a mention of bestiality, one of the most taboo subjects in the western world - or should that be a global comment? Are the moral norms that prohibit sex with dogs the same norms that prohibit the sex with conventionally unattractive humans?
In the end, I think not, though it is a fascinating prospect.
Bravo Micheal K, I raise my cup of green tea to you this afternoon!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Submitted by radio siren on September 3, 2008 - 2:05pm.
BWAHAHAHAHA! Hi DAE, I was wondering the same thing!!
BTW, did she get a breast reduction or does she just not have them strapped up to her chin as usual?
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hEY radio siren!
The latter. She was wearing a strapless dress with no bra.
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
Ew MK! between the fat chick add on the right and these two I am going to barf.
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Is the dog an option? It has more appeal than the two of the humans. Hell, I would even live with the dog. Out of wedlock of course, 'cause I am one of those liberal types.
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
I can't look at the dog without thinking of the South Park hallway monitor episode.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think
I dumped a girlfriend because she liked these idiots.
.... "and now we see the Bronzed Ivory Fatbacks (trashine stupidus) in their natural habitat...
ick...looks like dog and beth are the same cup size...my vagina has never been drier...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Now, I wish David Duchovny was here cuz he'd know what I'm talking about...if you're searching porn and it says something like "a couple coupling" or "mature lady gets it from hubby" or "curvy wifey takes it from behind" - well, you know these people are gonna pop up. For more tips like these visit : thatsrightangel_iknowsporn.com
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Suddenly celibacy doesn't sound that bad, hmmmm.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 3, 2008 - 5:02am.
Submitted by WTF on September 3, 2008 - 1:59pm.
That's Britney in 5-10 years.
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Which one?
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BWAHAHAHAHA! Hi DAE, I was wondering the same thing!!
BTW, did she get a breast reduction or does she just not have them strapped up to her chin as usual?
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl