Wednesday, September 3rd 2008

HoHan's Newest Masterpiece


Here is the first trailer for HoHan's newest caca fiesta "Labor Pains." Only the magical wizard voice of Don LaFontaine could have saved this trailer!

This shit should have been made in the mid-80s starring Ally Sheedy and Shelley Long. There are already two many fucking movies with pregnanty lady shenanigans in it! I mean, "Knocked Up, "Juno" and now this shit. We get it. Crazy pregnant ladies are funny. Ha ha.

Chicken Little from "American Idol" is also in this shit, which basically confirms that it's going straight to Netflix.

Posted by: Michael K


Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

I vote this thread be the official poo thread of the day. How apropos can you possibly get?

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

christine the hoff's picture

oh fuck this. who's gonna pay money to see this shit? knocked up was the funny version of this crapola.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

What a super all-star cast. I'd definitely waste my money going to the theater to see some crap movie starring a washed-up actress and a reject from Saturday Night Live's shit seasons.

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

amye1978's picture

maybe this is where she got the idea to fake a relationship to help boost her career

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 3, 2008 - 5:33am.

Nice avie!

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Quicker than his own shadow.

To see the near future, Lindsay should have a look at Valerie Perrine (Birthday Slut), whose career also disappeared when she got nutty and was high all the time.

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Quicker than his own shadow.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I think I'm giving birth to a puke baby....

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

*wind blowing*
*crickets*
*tumble weeds roll by*

Hear that? That's the sound of Lindsey's career.
If she were still B-list, she could have gotten Will Farrell.

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MJF's picture

As I have done with Tom Cruise, I have effectively boycotted anything with Lohan. I'm sure my withholding 12 bucks isn't gonna hit them where it hurts, but the principle is there. And I don't puke. It's a win/win!

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

UKer's picture

is it wrong that i really want to see this?

She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?