HoHan's Newest Masterpiece

The movie looks totally bad. How do you explain the part where she's caught smoking a cig by her boss and then telling her boss that she's pregnant (so then, duh, he can't fire her of course)? Everybody knows that smoking harms the baby! This is so fucking dumb! Hohan has a nice figure in the movie though, I'll give her that. I'm just not used to seeing her in a movie, that's why I've seen not a one of hers EVER!

Your face!

I think its hilarious that she is doing a movie about being an assistant that is tortured by her boss. Hmmmm….. Maybe Chris Parnell got inspiration about being a dick boss by talking to Lindsay where she explains how she she treated her own assistants! Wait does this movie have the boss trying to run off the road his assistant and chase her all over town until she has to go to the police? I hope this movie bombs and goes straight to DVD! There is no way in HELL I would EVER believe Lindsay Lohan is an innocent mistreated employee. SHE'S THE ONE WHO MISTREATS HER EMPLOYEES AND TREATS THEM LIKE SHIT!

Why am I not surprised that this looks like typical hollywood drivel....blohoan does just that...blows

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She has a nice hourglass figure going for her now. I'll give her that.

Hate to say it but the movie looks as if it could be decent, most likely not good but decent..
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*Sigh* I'll probably end up watching this hot mess... And then hate myself for knowing better and still watching it.

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Submitted by FatMartha on September 3, 2008 - 10:36am.
Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 8:23am.
Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 9:17am.
jim is Mrs. K's "lover" I think. But you din't hear that from me! Anyslut, he writes JUST like that post - not just the caps but the words too. S'funnay:)
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Ahahaha. Speakit WAS channeling a bit of the "jim" in her(his?) post. All (s)he needed was a few more CUNTs and TWATs and UGLY BITCHs.

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lol at the her(his) and (s)he.. OOOooo speakit is so mysterious. no not really

Huh, the one good thing about this trailer is that the truth was spoken. I bet that Curb your Enthusiasm woman adlibbed that precious "trust me, you don't look like you've been near a condom" line the first day she saw Lindsay. That's this film's victory, getting that line on camera. I would go watch this movie just to see if Lindsay beat the crap out of her afterwards.

At least its not a remake like the suckfest "The Women."
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.

From the way they shot it, seems like they wanted to have that independent film look to it, like look we are low budget serious business. Unfortunately Lohan kills that because it still has a Disney tv movie vibe, bitch acting skills has not improved since that move she did with Tyra. She needs an acting coach or a reality check. What a wasted role that should have went to one of those indie screen usuals, like whats her face, who's it ,or Brokeback Mountain guy's (that's still alive) sister.Dammit GO AWAY HOHAN!

May everyone responsible for this travesty get a raging case of paris hilton's mutated crabs.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Awful. It looks like a Katherine Heigl movie...all the chain smoking and whining.

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This won't go straight to dvd or even video more like start to TBS.

Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 8:23am.
Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 9:17am.
jim is Mrs. K's "lover" I think. But you din't hear that from me! Anyslut, he writes JUST like that post - not just the caps but the words too. S'funnay:)
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Ahahaha. Speakit WAS channeling a bit of the "jim" in her(his?) post. All (s)he needed was a few more CUNTs and TWATs and UGLY BITCHs.
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I'll be the first one in line to see this masterpiece.

Wow. That looks... like something I MIGHT watch 10 minutes of at 3am when I can't sleep.

Snore. This would work on Lifetime, but that's about it.

STRAIGHT TO DVD

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I sincerely think this is a shit movie. I'm not even being a bitch right now.

Thanks Stockbroker! :) I did get A's sometimes in my Creative Writing class way back when. You make me chuckle too, ya funny bastaaad!!
Actually, I think out of morbid curiosity, I would watch this hot mess of a flick when it comes on Cinemax next year!
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On Topic: Another Blohan 99-cent bin crapfest.

Dumb. Lame. Idiotic. Only a retard or a few handful of her rabid fans would fork out $10 bucks to see this heaping, steaming, smelly pile of crap! Straight to video indeed.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 3, 2008 - 9:27am.
@SpeakIt,
Can I tell you how much I am grooving on your toad? I just want to lick it...

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Isn't he cute? *pinching wittle frog cheeks* It's a poison dart frog so I don't know about licking it... but if you need me to 'take care' of somebody for you, my next avie is a blow dart.

letinstar LOL

I can't comprehend that that Chicken Little is in a movie! LMAO!!!
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@SpeakIt,
Can I tell you how much I am grooving on your toad? I just want to lick it...

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Submitted by EvilShoe on September 3, 2008 - 9:18am.
LOL speakit's in Billy Mays mode.

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Dammit, I do not have that much unwanted facial hair.

She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?

Submitted by EvilShoe on September 3, 2008 - 9:18am.

LOL speakit's in Billy Mays mode.
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O...mebbe jim's all in to Willy (Billy?) Mays!

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Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 9:17am.

Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 9:10am.
@speakit:

Wow - have you been hanging out with jim? LOL

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Who's jim? Do you mean the caps? Sometimes angel, I just have to cap.
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jim is Mrs. K's "lover" I think. But you din't hear that from me! Anyslut, he writes JUST like that post - not just the caps but the words too. S'funnay:)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

LOL speakit's in Billy Mays mode.

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Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 9:10am.
@speakit:

Wow - have you been hanging out with jim? LOL

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Who's jim? Do you mean the caps? Sometimes angel, I just have to cap. It makes me feel all tingly inside. Do it.. you'll like it.. It makes you feel goooood ((cap pusher))

stright to dvd...the only thing that can save this trash is if samro really makes lilo preggie...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!

1. She's gonna look REALLY bad in that movie - there are too many good peeps in there.

2. Reno911 has done the BEST EVAH birthing coach scenes and they should be ashamed of themselves for even TRYING to match them.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

@speakit:

Wow - have you been hanging out with jim? LOL

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

THAT LOOKS LIKE SHIT. I WOULDN'T WATCH IT IF I WAS LIMO DRIVEN TO THE THEATER, MASSAGED BY A MAN WHOSE PECS WERE BIGGER THAN MY BREASTS AS I WATCHED, AND GIVEN FREE ACCESS TO ALL OF THE SNO-CAPS, GOOBERS AND POPCORN.

but I could be wrong. It's not like I watched the trailer.

UGH I hate these kind of movies. You know, the ones that have been done a GODDAMNZILLION times. This ho needs to retire.

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Submitted by soapboxhero on September 3, 2008 - 8:57am.

I think there is something wrong with me. I might actually like this movie.

One thing, though - why is LL always playing someone who is mistaken for someone else/impersonating someone/being someone she is not?
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I do believe it has everything to do with the fact that she can't act. If she's always acting like someone who's not an actor acting...well - there you go.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

I thinm it looks kinda good.

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"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
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It's Cheryl Hines. I must not have enough coffee in my system because slighting interested in watching this movie.

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It looks like shit but so do most other comedies. I would probably watch this one if it comes on tv and I happen to be planted in front of it, then again, I have VERY low standards when it comes to shit I watch on tv.

I think there is something wrong with me. I might actually like this movie.

One thing, though - why is LL always playing someone who is mistaken for someone else/impersonating someone/being someone she is not? Me thinks art reflects life, bitches.

I just threw up my morning banana...

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Oh and I love that gal from that Larry David show (name escapes me right now)

Eh, it actually looks kinda funny. I fucking love Chris Parnell. I'll wait for the DVD for sure though.

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

I think it looks like a cute movie...def wouldn't see it in theaters, but I'm too cheap to see any movie in the theater

Wow, another HoHan movie I'm not going to see.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 3, 2008 - 7:45am.
your mom
can I have your poo baby? he can support us in our old age.

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Yes, CTH...but it's gotta be a floater. I want my poo kid to rise to the top!

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

Thanks Sheeps. I was inspired by Peggy Lipton's birthday the other day.

your mom
can I have your poo baby? he can support us in our old age.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

The script is rather funny. I think it would've been a fun movie for a Friday night - with some other actress.
That being said, Lindsay is doing something right, she should just stick to comedy. She's not a "seious actress". Maybe she's even not that bad in this movie (this is not a very challenging role). But I'm so used to seeing her face on Dlisted, it's odd to see her in a movie actually.