Don't Fuck With An Old Queen
Lily Allen needs to stay away from open bars. She's a grouchy drunk ass bitch! Nobody likes an angry boozer. They always have the worst smelling breath. Dog ass breath! Last night, Lily attended the GQ Awards in London and took advantage of the free champagne. Bitch got tanked....and mouthy!
Lily co-hosted the awards with Elton John and her drinking quickly made his saggy balls itch. Elton, being the bitchy old queen that he is, wouldn't let it go. When Lily told the audience: “And now to the most important part of the night." Elton quickly replied: “What? Are you going to have another drink?” Two snaps and a dildo slap!
Lily didn't let Elton get the last laugh. She answered him back: “Fuck off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!” Yeah, and it ain't going to be pretty.
Instead of slapping the ho in the teeth, Elton fired back: “I could still snort you under the table.” It ended with Lily saying: “Fuck off. I don't know what you are talking about.” Lily didn't know what he was talking about, but I'm sure the cokey booger sitting in her nose did.
I love it when two annoying dykes start bickering. I bet Lily was tottering around, trying to hold her vomit. She probably stomped offstage, grabbed Elton by his wig and shouted: "Yooouuuu knooow whaaat you'reeeee prooooblmeee issss?!" Seriously, Lily needs to stick to soda water and wafers. Angry drunks are almost worse than emotional drunks! Don't even get me started on those wet cry babies!
I think Elton and Lily should settle this with a cocaine snort-a-thon! My Monopoly money is on Elton! Lily has already proven that she can't handle her shit like a champ!
Here's some pictures of Lily before the drunken madness. Although, she might have been drinking at home. Methinks she forgot to brush the curls out of her mop. This is some "Thelma Harper" shit!
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Elton fired back: “I could still snort you under the table.”
DAMN! Way to fucking go Elton. As if I needed any reason to, but I love this fucking old queen! Tell that dumb bitch whats what.
Elton John is my bitch!
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That was an excellent reply on Elton's part! He sure put Lily Allen in her drunken ho place. He could totally snort Lily under the table, she is a fucking amateur!
Your face!
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Submitted by TheVinylVillager on September 3, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Heres the youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWn-957VFBc
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Thanks, VinylVillager!
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Where is the video when you really need it!
That hair is an epic fail.
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Re:
I love it when two annoying dykes start bickering.
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ROFLMAO!!!
Ain't it de trufe, MK, ain't it de trufe!
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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Damn...after all these months of trying to ape Wino, she can't even drunkenly call a bitch out right.
Silly needs to watch her back around Dame Elton. One good suck from that mouth of his will take the curl out of the hair of the Chemical Brother she's dating. It would be funny if the old queen stole Queen Beyotch's man right from under her gaping snatch.
Heres the youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWn-957VFBc
not only did her drunk ass fuck with elton, she announced the supposed to be secret engagement of her brother.
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Lily is a foul mouthed yob, one day that mouth of hers will get her into real trouble.
Lily shouldn't be allowed near booze.
WTF is with the bust of her dress? Its a horrible ill-fitting mess!
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Great pic of Elton, he's my main bitch! Rocketman RULES!
i have no idea why people like lily allen, she's a god awful singer, god awful writer. her music is genuinely awful. damn. that's hard to do.
I don't have any idea who this girl is, I think I only know her from this blog......but bitch need freshening up. She need a colonic and a gallon o' cold aloe vera water or some shit. She need cold celery compresses cause looking at her is givin me cotton mouth, and not cuz I sparked a spleef!! At least someone in her circle can spring for some cold cream for the girl before she go to sleep. Wax the stache too.
Hey, I was wondering where my comforter went.
I can't believe people actually get paid big bucks for pinning some curtains together and passing it off as a dress. Damn, I knew I should have stayed in home ec. I would be rich by now.
Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Either that or she would just cock her leg and shit all over him.
Elton is NOT to be messed with.
Did nobody see that documentary that he did with his partner David? He went into meltdown about five times. I'm pretty sure that he launched a bottle of mouthwash at his husband's head at one point as well - but this may be a false memory.
Say what you will about him, but his discography is enough to bitch slap most of these hags into orbit.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Who the fuck is this dumb bitch and why is she in anything? How dare she talk to Miss Elton like that!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
The photographer said to Elton just before he snapped that photo: "Ok, Sir Elton--pretend you're at the sausage factory!"
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I just followed the link to the Sun, only because I was about to get on a plane to dildo slap Lilly myself. At any rate, the Sun says it was a night of fun and everyone had a good time and it was all jokes and they were wonderful hosts..etc..etc..yawn, yawn, yawn. I liked it better when I thought it was a scandle!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Damn, Elton has a quick wit. Made her look like a real horse's ass.
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MK thinks my baby is cute.
And it seemed to me she lived her life like a brawler full of gin.
Never knowing who to swing at
When the rage set in. . .
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I like Elton's "O" face - he looks like he could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose!
And as for this Lily twat, I could give a fiddler's fuck about her. Good, I hope she gets so drunk one night and gets pulled over for DUI. Just as long as no one gets hurt - except for maybe her, just a little!
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Team Elton! Lily Allen is WAY out of her league.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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*snort* i'm sure elton is now plotting a way to scratch lily's eyes out...girls will be girls...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on September 3, 2008 - 8:33am.
"Two snaps and a dildo slap!" Holy shitballs that's a perfect combo of Comingback and the 'Men On' gals!!! LOVE IT!!!
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Sigh I miss comingback.
Bitchy queen or not, Elton is a legend and Allen is a pickled twat.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
This biatch better get into hiding....Sir Elton is gonna call in the gay mafia on her drunk ass!
(I loved that episode of will and grace....*sigh*)
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What's with these tragic British nobodies who are all dying for their non-existent art? They are ridiculous Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison wannabee-no-hit-wonders. I wish this bimbo, Dreamboat and Crackie would just play "Rehab" (the only song I can name by any of them) and collectively OD already.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 3, 2008 - 8:31am.
Lily's retorts were abysmal.
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NO shit. She was one glass of champagne away from "I'm rubber, you're glue..."
OMG I don't think anyone's told Elton John to fuck off since the mid-eighties! ESCANDALO! What next? She's gonna tell Aretha Franklin to suck a fat dick? Yeesh!
Also, something tells me there is way too much dick slapping that goes on in your house, MK!
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I ♥ Elton
Video now please!!!
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Too bad that Lily has a bias against age. Perhaps, as she gets older, she won't have the need to precede every sentence with the ever-classy "fuck off." Imagine the profound and deep conversations she and Levi "Redneck" Johnston might have!
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Oh no, she di'int! You do not dis Sir Elton. This drunk bitch is on her way out, anyway.
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I wonder if Elton takes Prozac or Zoloft or anything. He's a huge bitch on wheels. LOL
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She's going the way of Chestica, Lohan, etc....her antics garner more attention than her 'work' ever will.
I thought she was kind of endearing at first, but now I just think she's an irritating brat.
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
ahh.. how to win friends and influence people
Elton is the Queen of Queens. She should have thanked GOD to be near his greatness. Elton has TALENT. Lily has pictures of her drunk ass trying to punch strangers.
I've tried prayer, but God doesn't check his voicemail.
She is fat, ugly and a horrid singer. So basically she sucks and I am sick of hearing about her.
Lady Elton is sooooooooooo tired and over.
BTW, how much did she have to pay for her new husband?
She's such a demure, well-behaved young lady!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
"Two snaps and a dildo slap!" Holy shitballs that's a perfect combo of Comingback and the 'Men On' gals!!! LOVE IT!!!
Pissin myself laughing @soda water & wafers LMAOOOOOOOO I can even picture Lily doing the slur =))=))
"Angry drunks are almost worse than emotional drunks! Don't even get me started on those wet cry babies!"
Goddamnit Michael K speaketh the straight up TROOF!! I ♥ you foreverz MK!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I hope there is youtube of this shit soon!
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Lily's retorts were abysmal.
I have the biggest shit-eating grin on my face after reading this.
The thing that pisses me off more than drunks is Lily Allen.
VIDEO PLEASE!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
"Yooouuuu knooow whaaat you'reeeee prooooblmeee issss?!".......OMG, I used that line on one of my friends Saturday night.
Lily Allen doesn't deserve to share the podium with Elton John; in 2 years she won't be able to even get a ticket to the event, unless she's waiting tables.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Lilly is a "musician" and has put out one record. What has she done since? Besides get wasted continually?
Bitch got nothin on Thelma. Mama's Family was the shit.
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MK i can't tell this place and perez apart today lol
those damn ads
when are you getting all dexterted up btw? that was the hottest ad ever.
Submitted by piepenburg on September 3, 2008 - 8:21am.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site
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LOL! Elton John in a straight relationship, that's funnier than Billy Mays falling in the tub.
I think what's even more disturbing than yet another impending drunken celebrity beat-down is the fact that there are "designers" getting paid huge sums of money to shit out something like what this sot is wearing. It boggles the mind.
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