A Rojo Caliente Sighting!
It's been 2-months since we've seen any new pictures of Rojo Caliente. A bright light in my life has been dark for nearly 2 fucking months! The other day, I was in Duane Reade and I kept staring at a "fun size" box of Hot Tamales. I wanted to run away with the box to Home Depot, where it would teach me how to use a power tool or some shit. A box of Hot Tamales isn't the same as Rojo Caliente, but I'm fucking desperate! Thankfully, a beloved reader named Erin fed my craving with this Rojo sighting:
I saw Rojo Caliente walking hand in hand with her less well known other today. Yeah, its NYC, so no biggie. However, I live in Inwood, all the way in upstate Manhattan, and there they were, walking on Park Terrace West at Isham St., where I live! The funny thing is that all I could think of was, “there is Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente. “ I can’t even remember Rojo’s other name! At any rate, I’m guessing they might be looking to buy a place up here, because it’s very trendy and very lovely. The only other possibility is that there was some kind of event up here in one of the parks.
Don't ask me how Erin didn't suffer third degree burns from being that close to Rojo! She didn't get any pictures, but I'll take what I can get! And if they're moving to Inwood, then Park Terrace West here I fucking come!
You know, I should run down to the police station right now. I'm sure Rojo is just pulling up to file a restraining order against me. I can't help it! I'm addicted to fire and I want to get burned!
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hahahahaha speakit......I just have given up on gorgeous men. They are too much work. Better to be the better looking half of your couple. Let them worry. Make me laugh- that is my #1 priority.
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"I'm a f***in' redneck," he wrote. "I live to play hockey .. I don't want kids."
-Levi Johnston, from his Myspace page
I like Rojo, (s)he looks jolly.
I know it's been said before...but...if a woman is attracted to women and not to men then why do they take up with a woman that looks like a man?!
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
"The funny thing is that all I could think of was, “there is Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente. “ I can’t even remember Rojo’s other name!"
I doubled over laffing reading that. Erin, you've truly been Dlistmatized!
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Cynthia looks like she just came from a hot fucking session and can't wait to get back home to do it all over again. I totally envy her.
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Well shit PSL. Now I can't say anything mean about her because you got all 'realistic' and made me feel bad.
HER TIE IS UGLY!! You can't take that away from me. ;)
@PSL: Oh, everything's all new now. I went back to work, etc. Life is GREAT.
ONT: At least Cynthia doesn't keep her Rojo on the Down Low.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Dammit every time I see Rojo C. I think of that shitty ass song.
:::Rojo Caliente Rojo Caliente:::
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hey DDD....how are "things"? You haven't been here in a while......
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"I'm a f***in' redneck," he wrote. "I live to play hockey .. I don't want kids."
-Levi Johnston, from his Myspace page
@PSL:
Hey girl! *smooch*
@Tiger:
MMMMM, sausage. Look out-zoo keepers!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
When did Uptown Manhattan become "Upstate" Manhattan? No such thing as an "upstate" Manhattan!
Actually Rojo's good friend (a lesbian) lives in that neighborhood with her partner. The two couples hang out together so I bet that's why they were all the way up in Inwood.
Hey, as long as your partner makes you happy, who the hell is anyone else to judge?
Cynthia looks the best she ever has in her life, so Rojo must be doing something right!
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"I'm a f***in' redneck," he wrote. "I live to play hockey .. I don't want kids."
-Levi Johnston, from his Myspace page
Forgive me for pointing this out, but that....that woman....is extremely unpleasant to look at. Both individuals in this couple are suffering from severely damaged self esteem, but that one....person....is attempting to escape her melancholia by dressing like a circus clown. And probably taking a lot of dope. She's probably a real mean bitch, too, ha ha.
Submitted by Mr. President on September 2, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Cynthia is a hetero but just can't come to terms with it. That's my theory on the whole Rojo thing.
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yep, totally fake lesbian, just like Portia...They totally need to embrace their inner Heche. Wake up and smell the sausage, ladies!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TOPANGA on September 2, 2008 - 10:00pm.
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I know! It makes ya think, Rojo must be a really great person or she can lick her eyebrows.
Cynthia is a hetero but just can't come to terms with it. That's my theory on the whole Rojo thing.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
It is so hard to accept these two as a "couple." Of all the women (and I use that term loosely) in the world to bump nasties with and this is who she chooses? I really really hope the sex is good..ewww, did I just type that?!
P.S. Seriously, these side ads are becoming more and more distracting everyday. What's with the sad fat girl in the purple bikini...damn!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
To each "her" own, as they say. My hat's off to Cynthia, who's not ashamed to appear in public with her honey, even though "she" is a far cry from conventional-looking.
I had a work summer party a few weeks ago. One of my coworkers shows at the party with this Rojo Caliente looking gal. When introduced to this "friend" I totally blocked her name I just thought "Rojo Caliente"!!! Apparently my immediate boss is a lezzie and has a friend that is Rojo Caliente.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Cynthia looks cute. But I think anyone would look cute next to Rojo. I.need.a.Rojo.
I love her ,she is so hot!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I don't get how Rojo Caliente is derived from Christine Marinoni...
What am I missing?
Cynthia has a most strong stomach to get with that...What? Rojo is so Caliente that she can burn a hole in a bitch's stomach lining from her hot vadge juices (either that or her fug can cause acid reflux from constant vom)...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I always wondered what happened to Howdy Doody.
I've tried prayer, but God doesn't check his voicemail.
upstate manhattan...is that some place new?
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
I effin LOVE Hot Tamales. Does that mean I'm gay? OMG YES! I GET MY COMING OUT PARTY!
Submitted by paris herpes on September 2, 2008 - 8:37pm.
North of Harlem. Which means it might as well be upstate as far as my Transit Pass is concerned!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Cynthia is the most attractive of the Sex and the City hos, probably the only attractive one, and she chooses to hit THIS? How Rojo can turn anyone on, I'll never get.
I am a double posting slut. Spank me.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
I just want her to sing the Oscar Meyer song. Just once. I remember her commercials fondly.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
There's an upstate Manhattan? Where's that? Like Harlem or something...?
Your face!
Oh, (s)he scares me...