A Rojo Caliente Sighting!
It's been 2-months since we've seen any new pictures of Rojo Caliente. A bright light in my life has been dark for nearly 2 fucking months! The other day, I was in Duane Reade and I kept staring at a "fun size" box of Hot Tamales. I wanted to run away with the box to Home Depot, where it would teach me how to use a power tool or some shit. A box of Hot Tamales isn't the same as Rojo Caliente, but I'm fucking desperate! Thankfully, a beloved reader named Erin fed my craving with this Rojo sighting:
I saw Rojo Caliente walking hand in hand with her less well known other today. Yeah, its NYC, so no biggie. However, I live in Inwood, all the way in upstate Manhattan, and there they were, walking on Park Terrace West at Isham St., where I live! The funny thing is that all I could think of was, “there is Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente. “ I can’t even remember Rojo’s other name! At any rate, I’m guessing they might be looking to buy a place up here, because it’s very trendy and very lovely. The only other possibility is that there was some kind of event up here in one of the parks.
Don't ask me how Erin didn't suffer third degree burns from being that close to Rojo! She didn't get any pictures, but I'll take what I can get! And if they're moving to Inwood, then Park Terrace West here I fucking come!
You know, I should run down to the police station right now. I'm sure Rojo is just pulling up to file a restraining order against me. I can't help it! I'm addicted to fire and I want to get burned!
Submitted by fallout on September 4, 2008 - 11:42pm.
I work on the UWS of Manhattan and I was doing my normal trek to work this morning and decided to stop for a bagel on 79th and Amsterdam. I noticed the person in front of me on line looked very, very familiar but I couldn't put my finger on it. She ordered a dozen donuts at 10am and then made a phone call and said her name out loud and that's when I realized, I was standing behind Rojo Caliente.
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Only ordered a dozen?
She might be on a diet.
I work on the UWS of Manhattan and I was doing my normal trek to work this morning and decided to stop for a bagel on 79th and Amsterdam. I noticed the person in front of me on line looked very, very familiar but I couldn't put my finger on it. She ordered a dozen donuts at 10am and then made a phone call and said her name out loud and that's when I realized, I was standing behind Rojo Caliente.
when i first saw this i thought prince harry had gone downhill.
She is fuglier than Janet Reno. WTF is Cynthia thinking?
I have lived in Inwood on the East side of Broadway off of Dyckman for years and never heard of it referred to as 'upstate' until a few months ago when my boss said 'oh you live in upstate Manhattan, hahahahah' and every since then I keep hearing the term. I guess to people who live in midtown, the village, etc 200th street seems like no man's land. GOOD! Lets keep it that way.
The area along Inwood Hill Park is becoming very trendy and expensive. Rents are soaring into the 2000's for months rent. That is like a 50% increase over the last three-four years. And now celebs are moving in????
I think I want to get on "America's Got Talent" next season as a Rojo Caliente impersonator.
I'm not sure what she does, but I can certainly get my hair done like Rojo and I think I can find some old suits somewhere in my closet.
I guess I'd have to gain some weight, too.
Anyone can be a stick-figured female impersonator.
This is a real challenge!
Ugh, c'mon people....they was lost looking for that famous promenade in Inwood where ladies/gents and gents/ladies can roam freely without the paps snapping shots, free to take in the Hudson river air and smell the fresh fish aroma wafting through the air as the Dominican restaurants prepare their evening meals. This Utopia is called Dyckman street: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyckman_Street
And, if you take Fort George Hill up, there's a few good cop spots on St. Nicholas.
UPTOWN baby!! Gay friendly and Dominican ALL the way!!!! Wepaaaaa!!
If Northern Manhattan were located upstate, New York City would be unbelievably huge.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Upstate manhattan? Do you mean uptown? Lemme guess, you must be some corny yuppie who thinks the cool thing to do is move to Inwood, which has been a predominately dominican neighborhood since I was born, and is now being overrun by yuppies such as yourself. I would bet money that my assumption is correct.
i'm sure he is getting paid pretty well to promote this dumbass show, so i doubt he cares what anyone here thinks
wtf do some dykes need to dress like a man? They look rediculous. At least Ellen doesnt where men suits and ties.
Athina says...."This new layout sucks elephant ass! Isn't there a better way? I'm boycotting this stupid show for ruining my favorite site."
I agree. I was hoping it was a glitch when I opened this up earlier this am....no such luck. I know ads pay the bills, but this layout is TOO annoying.
This new layout sucks elephant ass! Isn't there a better way? I'm boycotting this stupid show for ruining my favorite site.
not to be a total dumbarse, but can someone please explain to me why she is called Rojo Caliente as a nickname?
Ginge lovahs, that's what they are! So darn cute.
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
I will NEVER get over the nickname 'Rojo Caliente'. Its pure fuckin genius and makes me LMFAO every time I see it. MK you are BTFU (Banged The Fuck Up) and I love it.
"I remember when uninspired conversation could fuel my fire." - Remy Shand.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 3, 2008 - 10:36am.
I'm trying to think of a politically correct way to put this, because I really don't want to bash either of these women, but it's difficult to find the words.
I know just what you mean. I know a few lesbians that might be regards as looking ‘masculine’ as they eschew stuff like make up and long hair but they don’t look like men, they look like women with clean faces and short hair. Only some, many are girlier than I am of course. But ol’ Red here is in another league. She looks like a man. If I had occasion to address her I would call her sir. So what gives then? Is it like woman who love transvestite men? Sort of a girl and a boy in one package? Oh well, to be fair they look really happy and compared to the parody of femininity so many women in Hollywood aspire to- fake tits, teeth, hair, nails and tan, looking like prostitute Barbies- maybe Red is doing us a favour by showing what female impersonators they are.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
YAY!!!!
MK FINALLY got some good advertising bucks, been worried with all the shows coming out that he was getting his piece of the CashPie!
Remember folks being a Snarktastic funny slut alone doesn't pay the rent!
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
She lives in upstate Manhattan? I live outside of NYC and believe me, no one refers to 'upstate' Manhattan. She means upper Manhattan probably.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Submitted by Justina on September 3, 2008 - 5:23am.
*snicker*
I'm trying to think of a politically correct way to put this, because I really don't want to bash either of these women, but it's difficult to find the words.
It's just that, I'm puzzled as to why a self-identified lesbian would be so taken by a woman who seems to go to great lengths to style themselves in the shape of a western male.
Again, more power to them and I wish them every happiness, but it's just something I can't help but notice.
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What has happened to one of my favorite websites? I have a fucking headache with these ads! Christ on a crutch....I am too fucking old for changes. Please dont do this
Submitted by gyeah on September 3, 2008 - 3:47pm.
What's with the background fuckery?? Now dlisted reminds me of that witless site and the insufferable moron who runs it. I'll have to read EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE as proof that i am not "there" and i don't freak the fuck out. Mutherfuck! I hate reading! Anysellout, mm yeah ok that's all.
edit: Oh ok i remembered what i was going to say was, if you're getting paid more power to ya.
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I've been handing out anti-convulsants all night. It's pretty fucked ain't it? Try to ignore until MK sorts it.
these ads are annoying as fuck
Rojo is said to be "hung like a glazed donut"!
What's with the background fuckery?? Now dlisted reminds me of that witless site and the insufferable moron who runs it. I'll have to read EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE as proof that i am not "there" and i don't freak the fuck out. Mutherfuck! I hate reading! Anysellout, mm yeah ok that's all.
edit: Oh ok i remembered what i was going to say was, if you're getting paid more power to ya.
So yesterday Black Sheep with Chris Farley was on and theres this part where a truck load of country gingers drives up next to David Spade. He says, "whats up guys? Opie convention in town?" gwahaha.
I thought it applied.
Rojo looks like John Goodman.
Holy shit MK, you have bigass ads like perez, now.
I'm glad you're making money, but as a real interior designer I just gotta say Top Design is just a bunch of decorator-wannabes.
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
If I had to choose one, it would be Cynthia
Not Rojo Caliente
Rojo looks like Howdy Doody. It's Howdy Doody-Dyke! Uggghhh, I woke up a little while ago, must go back to sleep... First, I must get the image out of my head of this most unattractive lezbo ginger, haha!
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All this time, I thought Cynthia Nixon was a lesbian. My bad. Her dude is good looking for a red head.
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This Top Design shit is totally taking over my computer tho!
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There ya go. Gimme the armpit dudes anyday!
Anti-convulsant anyone??
LOL! Sandbitch...
And I love and miss you, too Triple D!
Hope all is well:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Angel, I take umbrage to the armpit. And if he's so damn happy, hows abouts a smile? If I was lying across some hot hispanic dude, tell ya, I'd be fucking smiling.
Men! They're just never fucking happy.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on September 2, 2008 - 9:17pm.
Where the fuck have you been?
Ilove and miss you!!! my whatever color you are!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 3, 2008 - 12:38am.
Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Well, that shit'll teach me not to contemplate whining about huge H&M ads, I'll tell you what.
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Angel, I complained about the two hairy sweaty armpit no pants dudes. They can't be gay. Such a NAST pose, and soooo unattractive.
Not that there's anything wrong with that..
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Actually I like those guys ok - but I'm kinda fucked up like that;p
This Top Design shit is totally taking over my computer tho!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Well, that shit'll teach me not to contemplate whining about huge H&M ads, I'll tell you what.
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Angel, I complained about the two hairy sweaty armpit no pants dudes. They can't be gay. Such a NAST pose, and soooo unattractive.
Not that there's anything wrong with that..
I'm wondering if they ever double date with Ellen and Porch?
Tommy Cruise and Will Smith sometimes double date with Katie and Jada Pinkbits.
Rojo has got huge shoulders, she would have been good at women's football or women's hockey.
Well, that shit'll teach me not to contemplate whining about huge H&M ads, I'll tell you what.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
(Trying again, something ate my first post)
I LOVE ROJO!
To the haters, open your minds, GAWD.
And I used to live just south of Inwood (Washington Heights), so I've got that going for me.
Get outta here! Do you mean that her name isn't Rojo Caliente? MK, you wait - I'm gonna wring your neck for that!
Speaking of MK, I think he's got some advertising pesos. Either that or I'm having some sort of epileptic seizure.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Damn, Rojo Twat must be drugging all the food and drink of Cynthia. UGH Cynthia, call Jodie Foster!
kay guys, you people are brutal on this site. i dont really give a damn about cynthia nixon and her gay lover, to each his own, or hers as the case may be. i would like to adress the issue of mccains running mate. sure she's a woman which i'm all for a woman being v.p. however, she lost me at hello when i found out she supports oil drilling in alaska. a pristine land that should be protected. anyone with me??
She looks like a character straight out of Island of Misfit Toys, that or one of those scary ass string puppets.
She must be hung like a Brahma bull. I say we give her a more appropriate name: "Clit-Taurus".
Rojo makes me happy. Palin makes me sad. I'm staying over here with the gayelles.