Tuesday, September 2nd 2008
They're Still Together?!
Even Cameron Diaz can't believe she's had her pizza face on the same dude's sausage for this long! You can tell by the look in her eyes. I think she's picturing someone new just to get her through the day. It's skill #235 in the hardcore slut's handbook on how to try and be monogamous. Although, I guess if you have to be stuck with a stale sausage, you'd want to be stuck with Paul Sculfor's.
Here's Pizza Face and her stale sausage being gross in NYC today.
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Why does she have her hands in front of her mouth in every photo? Does she have a cold sore she's trying to hide or something? I guess Cameron must be into the hard partying and drinking to keep up with this guy!!! It's no wonder he dumped Jen Aniston or vice versa .... we all know she only likes her weed. This guy dabbles in everything. Yeah, this guy should make Justin jealous !lmao. Good pick Cameron. This guy screams , "give me a real job". You know he's sucking up to these single hollywood actresses just to land a job. So transparent. OR maybe this is just for Cameron's PR - as all the loonies would say.
can she take her fucking hand away from her mouth? what's she hiding? a giant wart? you know.....since she's a toad face.
I think Cam is a pretty lady but I honestly dont find her man to be attractive. Hes a model? RRIIGGHHTT.
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Some of you really seem to be obsessed with age and it scares me to think that it isn't the male dlisted readers writing those comments about her aging.
You are either teenage girls or stupid self-loathing women thoughtlessly contributing to a common mindset that women should be shot after turning 30 because they should not be allowed to walk the earth anymore with their corpse-like looks.
That being said. I'd hit it!
Never thought she was pretty and the older she gets the more she looks like a frog.
By the way, is that ring made out of Play-Doh?
Cammy always looks like someone just freshly cock-slapped her.
That's all.
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Is Cameron wearing LUCITE FLIPFLOPS?????
whatever dlisted, cams looks great and her bf is smokin.
Anyfuck, these ads are making me nauseous and Girls of the Playboy Mansion is on the telly. I can't wait to find out why Kendra really moved out. She was caught shagging someone in the grounds of the mansion, I betcha.
Anyhoot, see y'all later.
the only time she hasn't annoyed me was in 'there's something about mary'. & ffs she needs to stop lifting weights. it's not attractive when your arms are bigger than your buff boyfriend's.
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Oh yeah - huge cake-hole has Camelrun. And another bitch with a funky mouth is Dribble Barrymore. It's not a gash like Camelrun's but when Drew talks, I have to look away after 30 seconds. ET I could handle, but I haven't watched a movie with her in it since. Shit, that reminds me, I went on the ET ride at Universal Studios. I love America.
Cameron Diaz is one of those women in hollywood that I find so overrated in every aspect. Honestly, her mouth is waay too wide. Average appearance at best.
I dont understand how shes always on "hottest" lists because I honestly think I look better than this bitch and thats not saying much.
I would do him. He's hot.
I love the nickname for Cammy - Pizza Face, but I always referred to her as 'Pukey Face' like the joke goes: Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
She's just another mediocre, airhead actress who bothers/bores the hell out of me.
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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From the side, he looks like Lance Armstrong. No comment on Cameron Diaz. I never understood her popularity. At all.
Actually, she's looking pretty good. I've viewed photos of her, with no makeup, and obvious acne scars, ie "craters". Tetracycline has been around for years......use it, when needed. Hell, it's over-the-counter in Mexico.
Why is she stiffing her finger?
Girlfriend might have a tight bod, but she needs to start staying out of the sun.
Her shit face is starting to melt. 40 is going to look worse than BritBrits Vajajay on a hot summer day.
P.s. Where I can I find a pair of Lucite flats like hers? Damn cute.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on September 2, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Hi Dawnie!
Don't stay away so long, we miss your funny and sexy.
Cameron has that desperate, laugh at everything even though it's not funny look.
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They go together. They're both aging and boring. Plus, I don't think Cammy has been the same since Justin Timberfake dumped her. She's annoying but deserves some male model lovin'.
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@Manimal:
Maybe the hot weather makes her 'roids act up and she had a little scratch and sniff.
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Submitted by paris herpes on September 2, 2008 - 9:35pm.
At least she's dressed appropriately for the summer in nyc,
Yes, it was hot today in NYC. I think Cameron looks great, although why she keeps smelling her finger???
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Male models must be coming back in style for Hollywood A-lister chicks.
Hollywood is so monkey see monkey do... If one of them does something... 10 more have to follow suit.
Why is she covering her mouth in every pic,I thinks she gots a herpe!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I think they fit kind well together. She's an aging, jack-o-latern faced hag and he's a Hollywood boytoy. And looky at the bag, I think she bought him something special.
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At least she's dressed appropriately for the summer in nyc, how many posts were there of Katie hiding in sweaters and pegged jeans? I was wondering if it was a fluke and it was colder in nyc this summer or something...
Your face!
What is she covering her mouth for, is she missing a toof? Pash rash maybe?
And that's a novel place to store ones bubblegum for laters - stick it in yer ring! Who said Cameron was just a pretty face.
he'll eventually cheat on her and refuse to marry her...just like all her exes...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Submitted by FatMartha on September 2, 2008 - 9:20pm.
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sho ya right! I miss that. :(
Submitted by speakit on September 2, 2008 - 8:12pm.
oh no.. I know that look. She's reminiscing about what they did earlier and she's ready for seconds
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Pizza face for sure. It's not delivery, it's Diaz.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She's really whispering behind her hand, "I know you just told me that you banged a $10 hooker, but don't you dare think of embarrassing me in front of the paps!"
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
May I suggest to Cameron a good chemical peel consisting of lye and hydrochloric acid?
She has the worst complexion I have ever seen; and a personality to match.
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*sings* Is this love... that she's feelin'?
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oh no.. I know that look. She's reminiscing about what they did earlier and she's ready for seconds.