Tuesday, September 2nd 2008

Who Is August's Hot Slut Of The Month?

It's that time again! Please take time out from Photoshopping Sarah Palin's head onto the bodies of various bikini-clad ladies (or dudes) to vote for August's Hot Slut of the Month! You have four hot sluts to choose from! We've got everything from a pussy superstar to a nasty gymnast ! Here are your choices:

Louise Robey - 80s TV actress and star one of the most amazing music videos ever
Nastia Liukin - Ice cold Olympic gold-medalist
Spaghetti Cat - Needs no introduction
Chad Rogers - Real estate agent, reality star and douche-robot with serious hair

Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning hot slut will be announced on Thursday. Happy voting!

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by EmmaB on September 2, 2008 - 7:15pm.

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I looooved that episode. That one and the one where Burgess Meredith (I think) is the only man left, and he's all happy cuz he gets to read all alone, and then he breaks his glasses. Or was that a Hitchcock episode?

She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?

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lol Nova I am singing your song...
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Submitted by Imokwithguyliner on September 2, 2008 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 2, 2008 - 7:04pm.
oh and .... I'm not particularly impressed by spaghetti cat. If it was manicotti, I might change my mind.
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If it's an option, I always go with the non-human.

EmmaB's picture

speakit She is a hot ass slut. Damn her and sexy pigface Twilight Zone hotness

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Go Sketti cat!

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dang it. i hate it when i'm posting back-to-back on mysef

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Go Spaghetti Cat!

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Submitted by speakit on September 2, 2008 - 7:04pm.
oh and .... I'm not particularly impressed by spaghetti cat. If it was manicotti, I might change my mind.
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What did you think of FUsilli Jerry in Seinfeld? Kramer made it for him.

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Submitted by Kp on September 2, 2008 - 7:08pm.
If Chad Rogers wins so help me I will take out everyone of you!

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Dang! That's some campaigning!

Imokwithguyliner's picture

loLZ @ "sketti cat"

Imokwithguyliner's picture

Since I'm registered with 3 different avies that means i can vote 3 x huh?

Woot. SPAGHETTI CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Iz votes for sketti cat.

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Spaghetti Cat
Spaghetti Cat
Knows where all the parmeseans at.
Uses a fork
Taught by MA
This is the way we wash our paws!

heheh....

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angel_i did you used to watch Friday the 13th back in the day? I loved that show for some reason...
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If Chad Rogers wins so help me I will take out everyone of you!

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Spaghetti cat for the win!!!

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Ok, Ssssssooooo you guys are all voting for a cat that's only REAL claim to fame is that he's in a picture with spaghetti...? Have you guys never seen lolcatz? Did this cat ever materialize or only just the horribly tortured CHOPSTICK and spaghetti cat? So bizarre.

Louise Robey - like it matters;P

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Buckeye21's picture

Spaghetti cat is already in the running for hot slut of the year.

gdubs's picture

i had to go for nastia at the last second. im all about underdogs.

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Nasty better come in second! I'll give you people Spag Cat but my girl better get the silver!

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We all know Spaghetti Cat must win, but I threw in a vote for Nastia Liukin.

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Spaghetti Cat has more class in his pinky claw finger than any of those bitches! Spaghetti Cat for President 2008!

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oh and .... I'm not particularly impressed by spaghetti cat. If it was manicotti, I might change my mind.

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I want EmmaB's avie to be a hot slut.

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Spaghetti cat now that is a total hot slut, he has better table manners then most of my fucking family.

SPAGHETTI CAT FOR THE WIN:)

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I think we all know who's going to win this one....

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What a really crappy candidates do we have this time! Ok, I didn't mean the spaghetti cat.

Where the hell is the Bucket woman and that "Granny's got a gun"?

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SPAAAAAAAAAGHETTIIIIIIII PUSS.

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Spa. Cat better win this shit or I'm writing Michael Bay a letter!
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Sketti Cat fo sho!! Get on wich yo bad sef Sketti!!

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Team Spaghetti Cat!

Fuck that Chad twit.

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I wasn't sure about having dinner. But I see spaghetti cat and not only am I having dinner but I know what I'll have.

Thanks for your infinite wisdom spaghetti cat!

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SPAGETTI CAT!

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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al

She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?

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Go NATY~YA, but I know the damn spaghetti cat will win.
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EmmaB's picture

Spaghetti Cat all the way!

gdubs's picture

i love nastia but i think i may have to go with sketti kat.

lahlah's picture

I can't decide! Nastia or Spaghetti Cat?!?!?!?!

Soy's picture

If I have to see this Chad douche's busted mug for a whole month, I'm shooting a bitch.

Anyone but him.
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Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty