Tuesday, September 2nd 2008
Who Is August's Hot Slut Of The Month?
It's that time again! Please take time out from Photoshopping Sarah Palin's head onto the bodies of various bikini-clad ladies (or dudes) to vote for August's Hot Slut of the Month! You have four hot sluts to choose from! We've got everything from a pussy superstar to a nasty gymnast ! Here are your choices:
Louise Robey - 80s TV actress and star one of the most amazing music videos ever
Nastia Liukin - Ice cold Olympic gold-medalist
Spaghetti Cat - Needs no introduction
Chad Rogers - Real estate agent, reality star and douche-robot with serious hair
Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning hot slut will be announced on Thursday. Happy voting!
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Jill-of-All-Trades La Robey hands down. She's a defining factor of my childhood. I could care less about athletes, the chick with the Beatles' bangs is just another reality gadfly, and while the cat may be cute, it's still a one-trick novelty bitch.
Mr. President:
oh my goodness i had no idea that was her! i'll vote for them both!
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
Pussy always gets my vote.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
do you know what a "bowl technique" haircut is?
its when you are five years old and your momma decides to cut your hair before dinner in the kitchen, so she plops a mixing bowl on your head and trims off the hair around the edges with the scissors from the junk drawer.
chad rogers is sportin' a bowl technique haircut. i want to see him wearing a vintage yellow/gold Century 21 sportsjacket. his real name is probably engelbert humperdink rogers.
Jezewho else but the cat!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
sketti cat
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easiest HSOM vote ever. go spaghetti cat!
Can't believe Louise Robey, AKA Queen of all MILFS, only has two percent. Starting to hate Spaghetti Cat. That's right, I said it. The backlash starts right here, people.
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I'm really worried kitty won't win. Wait. No I'm sure that can't be right.
Yeah, I voted me some sketti-cat, but if that midgie lil' mutha fucka pussy eat my sketti, then...AWWWWW HELL NO! We pussies, big an' lil' is serious 'bout the sketti, so BACK THE FUCK OFF! My sketti! Mine, mine, mine!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
please...spaghetti cat for the win...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Spaghetti cat!!!!!!!
It looks like it's going to be a runaway victory for Spaghetti Cat. I'm sure he'll celebrate by enjoying a lovely dinner with his batshit crazy owner eaten with chopsticks.
No contest- Spaghetti Cat FTW. In fact, if I were a betting woman, I would bet we will see Spaghetti Cat in the finals for Hot Slut of the Year, easily beating out some less-deserving HSOTM for the win.
While I find Spaghetti cat adorable, I prefer mostaccioli pasta in a white wine sauce with steamed mussels.
I will cast my support for the cat.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
SPAGHETTI CAT!!!!
NO CONTEST BABY
SPAGHETTI CAT FTW!
Damn who to choose, who to choose...Spaghetti Cat or Nasty Nastia. I love Joel McHale but I'm gonna go with Ms. Nasty.
Had to go with Nasty! No offense to Pasta Cat's fans, but saccharine stuff like that makes me feel like I'm in the waiting room for hell while Coldplay extracted elevator music wafts in, the only reading material is Family Circus comics, and endless Bob Saget baby videos are on the tv! It's a living hell I tell you! HEEELLL!!!
Wheeew! Ok, calm down now. Think happy thoughts of videos of Pantera, Korn, and Ooompa Loompa porn! Ok, better again now, relatively speaking!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
LOL, Spaghetti cat leading the race big time. I added my vote for him too. Never fails to put a smile on my face :D
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She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Spaghetti Cat! Spaghetti Cat! Spaghetti Cat!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Okay, i am just needing to see if the word COOTER gets highlighted with that annoying as fuck pink highlighted advertisement pop up from "Content link".
google my cooter.
this site had funnier comments when anonymous could post here unverified.
You KNOW Sketti Cat WILL BE HSOTY!!!
(Slow response due to fainting times I had after IG's comment on Picard's "Enterprise"... BOLDLY GO!!! *thud*)
PS: speakit, I'm so forgetful that last Sunday's Pickles in the funnies was TOTALLY ME :/
Two Words: Spaghetti Cat.
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
i watched that million-dollar-listing shit fiesta today on myspace ( cause thank god we don't get it here in argentina ) and ended up disliking the serious hair guy so much ... how annoying !!
and did you notice his voice sounds just like miley cirus' ??
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Spaghetti Cat!
I want a cat :(
I vote for Spaghetti Cat.
and the runner up winning a bag of cheetoes and a Burger King paper crown is (drum roll please!)...
COMINGBACK!
haha
Yay!! Spagetti Cat . . . hope he makes HSOTY. You know what that mean's don't you? It means Phoebe Price would be de-throned by a pussy . . . BWAHAHAHAHA!!
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
Submitted by dv8trix on September 2, 2008 - 7:30pm.
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I had a response and then I forgot. You are missing out, cuz it was good, no it was. Just because I can't remember doesn't mean it wasn't noteworthy. Stop looking at me like that! I swear it was brilliant and funny.... okay fine, it wasn't that good and I 'forgot' on purpose. Hard ass.
I'm bored.
Like as if anyone could vote for anything else but Spaghetti cat! whatevs.......Spag Puss for the win!
spaghetti cat by a landslide!! take a bow sketti!
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
Submitted by dv8trix on September 2, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Big sloppy MUAHs at Bradi & her avie!!!
speakit: hee hee, now I'm Duchovnying!
Since I'm picturing all of you nekkid, MAKE IT SO (Jean-Luc Picard voice)
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You dirty girl! And I would like to see Jean-Luc Picard nekkid, I hear he has a big weiner. :0)
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“Women don’t like you at all. And men don’t like you enough to make up for it.”
I MISS COMINGBACK!
I MISS YOU COMINGBACK!
I LOVE YOU COMINGBACK!
Am I the only one who misses COMINGBACK???
(I looked back at old postings and all of the comments are gone. why???? )
Big sloppy MUAHs at Bradi & her avie!!!
speakit: hee hee, now I'm Duchovnying!
Since I'm picturing all of you nekkid, MAKE IT SO (Jean-Luc Picard voice)
Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 12:25am
Ooh yes it was heartbreaking, it was a young rich man who loved the sound of his own voice so the old timer wanted to teach him a lesson, they put thousands on it and had him monitored for a year to make sure he didn't say anything...was awful when all was revealed!
Ahh I love the Twilight Zone, may go watch a few...
Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 12:25am
Ooh yes it was heartbreaking, it was a young rich man who loved the sound of his own voice so the old timer wanted to teach him a lesson, they put thousands on it and had him monitored for a year to make sure he didn't say anything...was awful when all was revealed!
Ahh I love the Twilight Zone, may go watch a few...
Spaghetti cat for the win!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
bye snow....I'm heading home soon too!! Toodles! Mwah!
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angel_i: and then one time at band camp...
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have a good one skettis, I'm heading to mi casa....♥
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@dv8 It stuck with me too. That would kill me. and if your avie's true, just imagine me thinner, kay?
@EmmaB OMG I never saw that episode! That's terrible! Ya'll are making me wanna watch some TZ.
Chad Rogers, because he looks like Sketti Cat.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 2, 2008 - 7:09pm.
angel_i did you used to watch Friday the 13th back in the day? I loved that show for some reason...
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I did! They sometimes filmed it at my music camp! spppppppppoooooooooookkkkyy!
And I like that hot-ass video and her too-tight dress from todayland:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
dv8trix on September 2, 2008 - 7:19pm
HOBAG HOOKER!!!!
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On Topic: What topic? It's a voting thread.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 12:18am.
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Yes! He is pleased that everyone else is killed in that nuclear blast so he can finally read...and his glasses break. It's heartbreaking irony!
There was another I loved where a young man made a bet he wouldn't talk for a year...then after he completed it the other guy couldn't pay up because he was secretly broke, and was relying on the bet to get some moolah...and the young man admits he slashed his vocal chords...FOR NO REASON. Ahh I loved those evil ones!
@ speakit: Time Enough at Last....one of the creepiest TZ (for me) EVER (yes dv8 = big ol' book nerd)
Thanks snow...i knew you would appreciate. I was feeling creative for a second there...lol...then it passed.
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Loooooooves Sketti Cat!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I would vote for the cat for Prez. if I could. I'll never be the same after seeing that picture.