Tuesday, September 2nd 2008
Who Is August's Hot Slut Of The Month?
It's that time again! Please take time out from Photoshopping Sarah Palin's head onto the bodies of various bikini-clad ladies (or dudes) to vote for August's Hot Slut of the Month! You have four hot sluts to choose from! We've got everything from a pussy superstar to a nasty gymnast ! Here are your choices:
Louise Robey - 80s TV actress and star one of the most amazing music videos ever
Nastia Liukin - Ice cold Olympic gold-medalist
Spaghetti Cat - Needs no introduction
Chad Rogers - Real estate agent, reality star and douche-robot with serious hair
Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning hot slut will be announced on Thursday. Happy voting!
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There is really no contest here - Spaghetti Cat is going to blow this out of the water .....
@ Paulapoo - " I'm gonna thow that spaghetti cat into a pasta machine, I'm so sick of him/her. What's with all these fucking cats every couple of days? We need some chinchillas, african underwater frogs, canaries, hermit crabs, and guppies representin'"
LOL!! That was hilarious! Thanks for the first real laugh of the day for me, Paulapoo - - Awesomeness!
& @ Chris Ecclseton, yes - Vermicelli Dog def needs to appear in the sequel! You guys are cracking me up, love this place...
I love Spaghetti cat.
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Chad Rogers has GOT to be Hot Slut of the Month. I want him to subdue me with a quick spray of Aqua Net to the eyes, impregnate me and then sell me an over-priced condo.
not even a contest- Spaghetti Cat!
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here I am!
YEAH TEAM SKETTI CAT!!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Justina on September 3, 2008 - 3:38pm.
The flat ironing douche deserves to lose to a cat!
And the ice queen that spike's her teammates protein shake. Bitch.
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
The flat ironing douche deserves to lose to a cat!
Pasketti Kat! Pasketti Kat! Pasketti Kat!
I would love to see the sequal: Vermicelli Dog.
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
Must really suck to lose to a picture of a cat.
Needless to say Team Sketti Cat!
Spaghetti Cat!!!
Is there any question at all that SpagCat is going to take this one?
Sketti cat all the way whores... though 90% why I vote for him is for it's pairing with Joel McHale on the Soup.
WHEN will Joel McHale be slut of the day????? MK please! with a cherry on top!... or a top popping a cherry! pleasee!
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
And dwarf Roborovski Hamsters wiping out in their running wheel(it gets funny at about :30):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYTJ9v2vsaE
I'm gonna thow that spaghetti cat into a pasta machine, I'm so sick of him/her. What's with all these fucking cats every couple of days? We need some chinchillas, african underwater frogs, canaries, hermit crabs, and guppies representin'.
Methinks Spaghetti Cat is going to win this bitch with the widest margin of victory ever
Chad is a fucking douche. I can't believe he's 30.. he acts like he's 20.
How is this debatable?!? Spaghetti Cat has more talent in his right paw than anyone else in this contest!
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I wish that I were you so that I could be friends with me.
I'm voting for Chad. Because Chad is sad. Chad didn't get enough hugs from his daddy as a kid. Because he is the most neededest dude in the world. May be if he gets this... He'll stop begging people to love him. ie Mommy, Daddy, Girlfriend, and his customers. Good luck with that Chad!
Chad walks like he has IBS.
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OMG ROFL!!!!
I just watched The Littlest Real Estate Agents. Chad walks like he has IBS.
Definitely SpaghettiCat!
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Submitted by sbrainb on September 2, 2008 - 9:59pm.
Yes, it's called MKemocracy. :)
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
look at the eyes....it's got to be the cat.
MK rigged this shit and put it against lukewarm nominees for HSOTM because you KNOW he wants Spaghetti to win. Thanks for upholding democracy, MK! loll,,..
SPAGHETTI CAT GOT DIS SHIT ON LOCK MUTHAFUKKAZ!!!!11!
Oh, it's definitely gotta be Spaghetti Cat. GettiCat doesn't have competition!! What competition?? He IS the Hot Slut du Month!
(this is the way we post our vote, post our vote, post our vote...)
Sketti Cat is kicking ass and taking names!
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Sketti Cat is kicking ass and taking names!
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
CRDFilm1:
i know thats why i tried to vote for both of them lololol but of course that didnt work! damn you mk!
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
LMAO you know us too well MK.
I vote for the kitty.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on September 2, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Forgot about the manual, Slutty. Oh well. At least vote for Liukin. I've got a bit of a fivehead fetish.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
OMG! Robey of FRIDAY THE 13th - THE SERIES fame (on DVD Sept. 23rd!!!!!). Man, what a choice between her and Spaghetti Cat. Damn you, Michael K.
Submitted by Chocofrog on September 2, 2008 - 8:56pm.
I'm with you. Spaghetti Cat is hotter, but Chad seems more to embody sluttiness. I'm biased towards cats, though, so SC got my vote.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I got to vote for the pussy!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Gawd MK, this is one harsh choice! I'm in two teams!
Can't we consider that Spaghetti Cat and Chad Rogers are one and only person? That would help me
plus, there is something in common between these 2
well I suppose I'll go for the Cat, even if I'm fascinated by Chad's hair
Submitted by Mr. President on September 2, 2008 - 8:28pm.
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When old pussy vs. new pussy; new pussy always win.
Look it up in the manual, page 109, section C.
Why Isn't La China the dog that saved the baby's life in Argentina even nominated for hot slut of the month?????????????????
I demand a recount!
CTH!!!!! WHere the hell are you?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
CTH!!!!! WHere the hell are you?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Spaghetti Cat FTW
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
the cat rules!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Sketti Cat, Sketti cat what are they feeding you?...
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Reggin on September 2, 2008 - 9:04pm.
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You won't last five minutes before someone reports you. Isn't that tiresome?
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
spaghetti cat, most definately~
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt for hot slut!
cuz his name is my name toooooo
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 2, 2008 - 7:46pm.
Pussy always gets my vote.
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Hey Big Spender...*struttin' my tiger stuff in some clear lucite heels...shakin' it, shakin' it...* Oh, yeah, you like that doncha? *smacks TV in the face with tiger tail*....You just got pussy smacked.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
of course the Spaghetti Cat ! The biggest slut !