HoHan's Two Cents
HoHan's been on a real blogging kick lately. Yesterday, she blogged about Dixie Cups. She wrote: "samantha and i are looking for DIXIE CUPS... does anyone remember them??? They were given in school as a desert. They are half vanilla/half chocolate.. I have to have them before she gets back-so anyone that can help me find them-please please please, post it for me to see!!!!"
Dixie cups?! This is some kinky gayelle sex thing I don't know about - right? I don't even want to know what they do with the wooden spoon.
Today, HoHan got political and blogged about the Sarah Palin baby drama. She wrote:
I've been watching the news all morning, like everyone else - and i keep hearing about the issues related to 'teen pregnancy'- It's all related to Sarah Palin and her 17 year old unmarried pregnant daughter. Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences.I am concerned with the fact that Sarah Palin brought the attention to her daughter's pregnancy, rather than all world issues and what she believes she could possibly do to change them-if elected. I get Sarah Palin's views against abortion, but i would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what.
Maybe focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like Joe Biden.
Oh no. HoHan is making sense. What does it all mean? I guess it means that the lezzie juice really is doing her body (and brain) some good. No wonder I can barely put a complete sentence together. I don't have enough lezzie juice in my system. Shudder.
And by "real issues" I think she means the feud with her father.
Now that HoHan has this blogging thing down, can she please teach White Oprah how to do it? I am lost without her caca-ridden statements. Only White Oprah can deliver statements that make you want to pull out your pubic hair in frustration. Where is she?!!!!!!
Here's a few pictures of HoHan with her part-time gay walking the streets of NYC. Part-Time Gay is really into smelling his wrist. I bet it smells like Mr. Limpy paperweights, crusty ass jelly, Parliaments and Avon Skin So Soft.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 2, 2008 - 7:54pm.
My dear Sugar, you forgot 'hating Dad' in that list.
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In response to Pimpcessa -
"It is also speculated that her most recent child, born with Down Syndrome, is the child of her daughter as well - ya know, the one who's pregnant at 17."
Hold on a minute, her son Trig is 4 months old. Her daughter, Bristol, is five months pregnant now. That means that she would be carrying one baby in it's first trimester and one baby in it's third trimester - AT THE SAME TIME. Yeah, highly unlikely.
"She never even looked pregnant..."
Compared to other women, no, she didn't. But we haven't seen any pictures of what she looked like while she was pregnant with her other children, now have we? Every woman's belly grows differently while pregnant. Some women really never look very large at all. We have nothing to compare it to, so really no one knows whether she "looked pregnant" in relation to her body type or not.
"Did anyone see the pics of her (Mrs Vice President) proudly posing in a american flag bikini with a rifle in her hand?"
Last time I checked, that was totally legal. Both the American flag bikini (freedom of speech, first amendment to the US constitution) and the rifle (right to bear arms, second amendment to the US constitution.) Yeah, and she actually KNOWS how to use that rifle.
"She is against birth control AND against abortion."
Actually, she's NOT against birth control, as she "is Christian and pro-life, but also a supporter of birth control:" (thank you "Time" magazine http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1837523_18375...) She's against abortion unless the mother's life is clearly in danger. I guess somehow that makes her a Neanderthal. ::eye roll:: (I'm pro choice, btw. If you look down on someone who's pro life, YOU'RE the one being ignorant, considering you can't be bothered to understand WHY some people are pro life.)
"She and her husband eloped when she was 24 and popped out a kid 8 months later. Yup, were on the way back to petticoat junction with this bitch folks, YEEHAWWW!!"
OMG they ELOPED?!?!?! And she was 24 when she did it?!?! OMG she's such a hillbilly!
Honestly, though, how many women get pregnant out of wedlock these days? Hm, let's see, Halle Berry (a known democrat), Ashlee Simpson, Nicole Richie (on the record as backing Obama, therefore democrat), Angelina Jolie (a known democrat), Jessica Alba (a known democrat), Jenna Jameson, Melanie Brown, Bridget Moynahan, Salma Hayek. How many of them have gotten married to their baby's daddies? How many of the known DEMOCRATS have gotten married to their baby's daddy?
Did it occur to anyone that maybe she's in favor of abstinence education because she's BEEN THERE, DONE THAT? Did it occur to anyone that maybe she's against abortion because she considered it when she got pregnant out of wedlock, but decided against it and is glad she did?
Maybe she wants more women to realize that if they get an abortion when everything seems overwhelming, they could be missing out on some of the most amazing experiences life can offer if you just (like a real feminist) take the bull by the horns and take charge of the situation. (And I'm PRO CHOICE!!)
Come on people. Let's think for ourselves for once.
Submitted by kate773 on September 2, 2008 - 7:54pm.
Not for nothing, but I think it would have looked worse if she hid her kid's pregnancy. I mean, imagine the shitstorm if she never said anything and just either a) hid her away; or b) paraded her around and never said a word about her 17 year old's growing belly. I don't know.
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I totally agree. People would have hated her for trying to hide it while preaching good morals. I don't blame her for bringing it out.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
yeah Nova, i don't think that's the name either, LOL Dixie cups are the damn paper cups
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Submitted by Sugaroo on September 2, 2008 - 7:51pm.
Dear LiLo,
Please don't try to sound intelligent - it just doesn't suit you and it makes the rest of us guffaw. Please stick to what you know: looking rough, chain-smoking, sucking clit, and pretending you hate the paparazzi. Failing that, when you make your next album to break our eardrums, remember to include your theme song, "My Fart Will Go On."
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My dear Sugar, you forgot 'hating Dad' in that list.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Not for nothing, but I think it would have looked worse if she hid her kid's pregnancy. I mean, imagine the shitstorm if she never said anything and just either a) hid her away; or b) paraded her around and never said a word about her 17 year old's growing belly. I don't know.
Submitted by angel_i on September 2, 2008 - 7:51pm.
LOL! Just at our school, I think. It's actually Soup Day but once bi-monthly it's Hot Dogs;P They don't get no ice cream tho. Dayum. I'm glad for that but if we (my DD and I) switched places I'd be pissed.
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These were back in the elementary 'sit your asses on the gym floor for lunch' days... I'm thinking you're talking about a cafeteria?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
The Republicans are Hypocrites!
Sarah Palin would like the public to respect her family's privacy? I would like her and all the other right wing religious republicans to respect my privacy! Stay out of my bedroom! Don't spew your anti-abortion, anti-gay marriage, and other backwards ideas at the public and than ask for privacy.
Sarah Palin believes in abstinence? Hello! It's 2008! Teenagers are having sex and with that comes consequences if you don't use protection. I forgot Sarah Palin & other Republicans do not believe in distributing condoms in high schools. OK.
Let's face it. If Chelsea Clinton was pregnant at 17 the Republicans would start with their FAMILY VALUES! HYPOCRITES! At least Democrats have affairs! It's always the Republicans who are having sex with members of the same sex or having kids out of wedlock. Whatever...I forgot that children of Republicans are pure as snow...
Dear LiLo,
Please don't try to sound intelligent - it just doesn't suit you and it makes the rest of us guffaw. Please stick to what you know: looking rough, chain-smoking, sucking clit, and pretending you hate the paparazzi. Failing that, when you make your next album to break our eardrums, remember to include your theme song, "My Fart Will Go On."
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 2, 2008 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 2, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Um...Hot Dog Day is always Monday...so no....(?)
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Wait... there's an actual official holiday called Hot Dog Day?
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LOL! Just at our school, I think. It's actually Soup Day but once bi-monthly it's Hot Dogs;P They don't get no ice cream tho. Dayum. I'm glad for that but if we (my DD and I) switched places I'd be pissed.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 2, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Um...Hot Dog Day is always Monday...so no....(?)
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Wait... there's an actual official holiday called Hot Dog Day? I'm talking about the Fridays where you got hot dogs at school with the little chocolate milk and the little cup of ice cream..
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Does anyone remember Dixie Cups???
I hate to break it to you Linds but Dixie Cups are a hell of a lot more memorable then you are
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 2, 2008 - 7:46pm.
On-topic: Did anyone else have Hot Dog Day at school?
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Um...Hot Dog Day is always Monday...so no....(?)
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On-topic: Did anyone else have Hot Dog Day at school?
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Submitted by jennielynn73 on September 2, 2008 - 7:30pm.
You know what?? If we all would stop giving a shit about the 17-year-old and her unborn baby
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I care becuz that baby is bornded already, I'm telling you! NEXT I want Osama Bin Laden to show up on an ice floe somewheres...Afghanistan is close to Russia, right...? Just up around the corner from Alaska...?
WHO CARES about politics!?! BO-RING! Gimme good ol fashion front porch drama any day!
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I think abortion is an issue this election, though not the one everyone has on their minds. I also think its one of the few Palin's got a stance on, though we'll see as we get to know her better. Can't wait till she speaks at the Republican convention. Anyway, so far, in my mind, she's is just a stunt to grab a few Hillary voters -- or else why not choose any of the more qualified candidates? Romney? -- and it shocks me to think that McCain believes *any* Hillary voters would defect from the Democratic party for this. As if millions of women were voting for a random vagina and not a woman who represented women's issues. But what the hell do I know. I half believe this whole election is some sort of conspiracy theory, maybe a wag the dog type deal, where the Democrats and Republicans are working together to install mystical symbol of change and relieve the American public from depression. How's that for bipartisanship. But the Democrats, for all Obama's speeches and charisma (and I do love the man), can't quite win it. And the Republicans, despite their weak candidate and all the bungles and a mismanaged campaign, can't seem quite to lose.
Funny, huh. I better go drink some water. I think I'm dehydrated.
Oh, and maybe I should say something about Lindsay Lohan. The searching for nostalgic childhood treats to surprise and share with your lover is just so... *coupley*. I guess Sam doesn't read her blog. Either that or Sam went away and told Lindsay, "Woman, you better have Dixie Cups waiting for me when I get home!"
Not that this makes a difference, and not that I'm defending the unwed pregnant teen, but I don't think it's entirely fair to blame her mom for her own stupid actions.
My dad and stepmom are two of the coolest people but I'll be damned if they aren't advocates for sex before marriage. They fucked like rabbits non-stop, always loud enough for my brother and I to hear, starting about when we were 10, and kept on going. You'd think I'd have been fucking my brains out when I was 13. They never had the talk with me about waiting to have sex. They told me to make my own decisions. I did, and didn't lose my virginity until after I graduated from high school.
Point of the story, the parents could tell their kids to have sex until their vaginas fall off, or they could tell their kids to abstain until marriage. Either way, the kid's going to make its own decisions.
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Oh no, MK! You did NOT just diss the P-funks!!
P-funks do not belong in the same sentence as crusty ass jelly! My body quit smoking several years ago...but I still smoke the P-funks in my dreams!
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
You know what?? If we all would stop giving a shit about the 17-year-old and her unborn baby,maybe we could get to know a potential VP. If people based their opinions of my parents on me, they would be screwed, too...
Phuck it...
When we run out of real estate we have wars to thin the herd. The pill is a lot more acceptable than being nuked..Peace out...
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Shut up, Lindsay. I doubt anyone cares about your political views.
Her part-time gay needs to lose the hat. He looks stupid.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 2, 2008 - 4:25pm.
And before anything starts - I'm an American - not a democrat or a republican. I just want the best for my country. All politicians lie and cheat - I'm just looking for the lesser of the two evils.
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Ditto on all that you said....oh, and have a nice dinner. :D Cheers!
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Thornhill on September 2, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Without contraception there would be a lot more than 6 billion people on the planet...simply aint enough real estate..
Smartass!! Haha. Beso!
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Pimpcessa....i do. :D I am PRO-CHOICE! :D
I'm also strongly for the sex-educating of our kids...and also providing them with the means to prevent unwanted pregnancies. Condoms and BC and such. You cant just raise your kids not telling them this stuff and expect them to just not know. My parents were bad and didnt educate me(well, they just didnt talk to me about any of it), but i had a good school system that did TONS of sex-ed. :D
Well I guess we are in total agreement then - peace out - gotta go eat dinner w/ the boyfriend grrrrr!
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Without contraception there would be a lot more than 6 billion people on the planet...simply aint enough real estate..
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Well pimpcessa...i saw it on a site somewhere today and the person posting said "yeah, i know its fake...but its funny"....
I'm sorry but that doesn't make it fake to me. It is someone's opinion at best. The rest of the dirt is just too much for me. And before anything starts - I'm an American - not a democrat or a republican. I just want the best for my country. All politicians lie and cheat - I'm just looking for the lesser of the two evils.
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Pimpcessa....i do. :D I am PRO-CHOICE! :D
I'm also strongly for the sex-educating of our kids...and also providing them with the means to prevent unwanted pregnancies. Condoms and BC and such. You cant just raise your kids not telling them this stuff and expect them to just not know. My parents were bad and didnt educate me(well, they just didnt talk to me about any of it), but i had a good school system that did TONS of sex-ed. :D
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OMG, SamRo is looking positively Butch these days. She lost a lot of weight and her tits shrank!
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Well maybe your right? But any woman in this day and age that is against BITH birth control and abortion should not be taken seriously. I mean what the hell are we gonna do, take care of all these unwanted babies and expect girls to just keep their legs closed?? That is a dream and nowhere close to reality. Don't you agree?
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Where's Viva La Lohan?? She would be so proud of her girl!! Well, about what she said about Bristol, that is; asking about dixie cups was pretty dumb :b
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Well pimpcessa...i saw it on a site somewhere today and the person posting said "yeah, i know its fake...but its funny"....It was obviously fake though. You seriously think she would have a photo like that??
Holy Crap the stuff people are throwing out there to make this woman look worse than she already does. Its all so juvenile...IMO.
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Im soooo totally not trying to be combative, just curious.
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Submitted by yeahbuddy on September 2, 2008 - 7:05pm.
Um, someone should tell Lohan the Genius, and all the idiots that agree with her, that Sarah Palin revealed the pregnancy
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This fucking pregnancy is eating my brain! That MySpace Ho CLEARLY indicated that Trig was her BROTHER...which led me to speculate all the way into inbreeding, gottdammit! But REALLY - it is BRISTOL's son - it's GOT to be...
And YET ALL the news sources are STILL claiming (as of 2 hours ago) that Bristol is pregnant now and Trig belongs to Sarah...
How much you wanna make a bet that girlie miscarries in the next month? Unless her mom gets booted first then - I would like to check back in another 6 months after it all dies down and find out what the truth is. It's REALLY bothering me - the only explanation thus far is that they are STILL LYING. Which is just obnoxious.
If Lindsay could keep to her station - THAT is what she would have written.
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How do you know that was photoshopped??
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oh no she di'int...
Lilo, you know Ali is next on the teen pregnancy rounds, right?
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 2, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Did anyone see the pics of her (Mrs Vice President) proudly posing in a american flag bikini with a rifle in her hand? Not to mention the redneck beside her with a beer and ciggie on a float?
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That was a fake photo.....total lame-ass photoshop job.
I did see photos of her looking VERY pregnant...btw. :D Just saying.
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Palin is an insult to any womans intelligence. Johnny Boy should have thought harder and did a little more friggin research on his vice-HO. It is also speculated that her most recent child, born with Down Syndrome, is the child of her daughter as well - ya know, the one who's pregnant at 17. I mean how do you get on a flight (after your water breaks...yes, after) from a speach in Texas to fly back to Alaska and hit the hospital (45 mins from the Alaskan airport) and give birth. She never even looked pregnant and her daughter was taken out of school for 5+ months prior to the birth claiming to have mono?? This bitch is crazy. Did anyone see the pics of her (Mrs Vice President) proudly posing in a american flag bikini with a rifle in her hand? Not to mention the redneck beside her with a beer and ciggie on a float? She is against birth control AND against abortion. She and her husband eloped when she was 24 and popped out a kid 8 months later. Yup, were on the way back to petticoat junction with this bitch folks, YEEHAWWW!!
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Um, someone should tell Lohan the Genius, and all the idiots that agree with her, that Sarah Palin revealed the pregnancy to stop the vicious left-wing attack dogs from saying Palin was covering up that the fifth baby was not hers, but her daughters.
But liberals were never too keen with facts, now were they?
She's always in those fucking leggings! Wear a skirt for once!
Also stick to blogging about things you actually know about like leggings, dixie cups (whatever those are and lesbians (allegedly).
I dont know how she CANT wear a bra...i mean...hers look heavy and I sure as hell cant go through the day without my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder!! Too painful not to.
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Hm, I don't seem to remember Palin announcing at her nomination that her 17 year old daughter was pregnant. I remember a rumor starting that her daughter actually carried Trig, which led to the announcement (she probably figured she had no choice) that Bristol's pregnant, but I don't remember Palin coming right out and announcing it. Wasn't it a liberal blog that started the rumor this weekend?
Hmmmmm, and then there's the fact that Biden plagerized part of one of his speeches. That's an A+ VP right there!
Of course, Lindsey has a degree in Poli Sci and certainly did well enough in HIGH SCHOOL while she was snorting coke, starving herself and drinking herself into oblivion to make political commentary. Of course.
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She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
I thought it might not be her either but then I read it again and realized she's not saying much of anything at all...which leads me to believe that it was her - with Sam at her side checking spelling and grammar, tho...
Ferinstance:
but i would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what.
I notice she makes no points here....she obviously has no idea what it is that Sarah could possibly be doing for the country - just that there must be something.
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Submitted by froggie2004 on September 2, 2008 - 5:50pm.
They already are! She's a few months younger than me and her boobs hang a lot lower than mine.
Submitted by stake_spike on September 2, 2008 - 5:57pm.
From the nose down she looks like a crackhead. Something about her mouth just looks off.
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Like I give 2 sh-ts what this ho thinks about politics? WE all know she didn't write that peace (it's not signed LezLo Ronson after all and not written with -s). I don't like Palin but she needs to keep her views to herself. She sounds like an idiot. Or is this some sad attempt at getting the public to think she's serious? I didn't work.
From the nose down she looks like a crackhead. Something about it just looks off.
Wrist sniffin is very important issues...
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shoot i didn't even concider that she may not have written this. and it wouldn't surprise me if she didn't graduate high school. beyonce didn't.
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al