HoHan's Two Cents

With all these celebs trashing Palin, you'd think that Heidi Horseface would step in and defend her man McCain. Yet she is nowhere to be found. I don't even think she's in Minnesota for the convention.

Doing great Dawnie, thanks for asking, hope you are too.
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There's only one thing more fun than asparagus pee pee and that is Tiger asparagus pee pee! Good times, good times!

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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on September 2, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Hey Dr. Tiger!

I have been on the craft fair circuit, displaying my small appliances carved entirely from driftwood. I seem to have a surplus of the rotisserie ovens, however, so I am giving my fellow Dlisters a special discount. Email me at fuckingloser@imdrunk.net.

How have you been?
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Gotta take a tiger piss and I experimented with some asparagus, so all you DListed ho's need to hold your noses....*sprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaay* ah, yeah, that's it.... uh[huh...*spritzing Fabreeze*...It ain't that bad, is it?

O/T: I need to take a massive dump...TIGER TURD ALERT!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Hey Mr. Prez, you commander-in-chief, you. What's the haps?

ONT: Whatever, anyone got a cocktail for me?

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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones

Two things come to mind when i read that Hohan quote: Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V.

Hi Dawnie.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

How the hell do you know how far along her daughter is,REALLY? Premie anyone??

Yeah, Trig was a premie. He was born in April. Every article I've read has said that her daughter is five months along. I'm sure when she has it, we'll know the full stats...you know, weight, length, whatever. Why would they lie about it now when they know all that information will be coming out extremely soon?
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"You ARE joking right?? With the exception of VERY FEW women - most people can tell. Remember she got on an airplane AFTER her water broke?? No normal person does that - WAKE UP!"

Maybe they had a surrogate. There's just no way that her daughter could have been pregnant in her first trimester and her third trimester at the same time, especially considering how young she is! It's already dangerous enough to be pregnant that young, so it would be some kind of statistical rarity for that to happen. The times are way too close together for it to be possible.

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"Listen honey, I own a gun myself but you don't see my ass in a bikini (which I look fabulous in) posing with a rifle like I'm "Loaded For Bearwith the Bubbas" and then running for the Vice President of the United States of America."

I'm pretty sure she didn't realize she'd be running for VP when she took that picture.

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"I am def pro-choice but I think you're totally mistaken about the birth control issue with regards to her. And just because it doesn't pose a threat to a womans life doesn't mean a woman shouldn't have the choice. Heard of RAPE lately Missy?? You, my dear are the ignorant one - choice means choice...get it yet??"

I'd love to know where you got the information that she's against birth control. She's pro-contraceptive. That's birth control, Darlin'. Yeah, abortion is birth control, but it's definitely not the only form of birth control there is out there. Condoms, the Pill, an IUD, the sponge, a diaphragm...the list goes on and on.

Yeah, I actually HAVE heard of choice, and I NEVER said that I had the same views on abortion as her. I was stating HER views on abortion, so before you have an anneurism because of your smugness, I'm 100% in favor of abortion up until the end of the first trimester regardless of the circumstances! I'm in favor of abortion in cases of rape, I'm in favor of abortion in cases of condoms breaking, pills not working, WHATEVER. If you have the wherewithall to realize that you're not able to take care of a kid, then abortion is most likely your best choice. If you were raped, then I am 100% in favor of abortion! Incest, whatever! I was stating HER views, NOT mine.
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"With the exception of Salma you have listed a bunch of RETARDS. Maybe you didn't get my message that I believe in CHOICE?!??"

Wow, your choice of words for your description of them truly is charming, and yes, I did get your message that you're pro-choice.
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"To that I have only to sing...."To dream the impossible dream......"Haha."

Have you been in that position? Just because you consider unplanned pregnancy a nuisance doesn't mean the rest of the Western world does. To some people it's a gift, and while you and I think that in most cases of unplanned pregnancy abortion is the best choice that doesn't mean other people do, too.
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"You. my dear are "Pro-Life". Maybe you need to back to 6th grade?? And tell your cousins it's not ok to do....you know...that."

Wow, DON'T tell me what I am and what I'm not. What about "I'm in favor of abortions" is "pro-life"? I'm a fucking atheist. I lost my virginity at 17. I'm a member of the scientific community. Don't imply that I'm some kind of evangelical nut job trying to force people to keep babies that they can't take care of, because I'm not.

Hey Dr. Tiger!

I have been on the craft fair circuit, displaying my small appliances carved entirely from driftwood. I seem to have a surplus of the rotisserie ovens, however, so I am giving my fellow Dlisters a special discount. Email me at fuckingloser@imdrunk.net.

How have you been?

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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones

aw don't sweat it, it's just a greasy troll that evidently can't find its free porn site to wank off on. this is the best some people can find to do with their free library internet hour.....

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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on September 2, 2008 - 8:30pm.
One time, I was in an elevator and ........

Oh, wrong thread. Hey HWORES.
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What the HWORE's up, HWORE! Where yo ass been?

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Submitted by Reggin on September 2, 2008 - 9:29pm.

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Go to hell. Go straight to hell. Do not pass me. Do not pass anyone human.

One time, I was in an elevator and ........

Oh, wrong thread. Hey HWORES.

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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones

Good god one post about Lilo saying something about Palin and the whole comment section explodes with dems v. reps and pro-choice v. pro-life. This is about Hohan you idiots, and about Dixie Cups...not about stupid Palin and her slutty pregnant daughter!

Your face!

JUSSAYIN=MONKEY

Whatevs on the political shit, what is up with Ho-whore's wrinkly 8head there? Huh? I mean bitch is only, what 35? Yeah, it's called BoTox...
Huh? What? Bitch be 21????? HUH??? So her older sister Allie is...Wait, that bitch is her YOUNGER sister??? WTF? So, like White Oprah is a freakin' fetus???? SHIT!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

wow she can sure cut and paste....good blog!

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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.

Submitted by Sugaroo on September 2, 2008 - 8:08pm.

That I do not know. But if YOU ever do it, quickly look at the person behind you and say "Pfft! Honestly, you warthog, couldn't you at least have waited?" I know it worked for..............someone I know in an elevator. Yeah, that's it.
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The old sly sweater sleeve across the nose/mouth region with a glance full of smelly hate towards the offender works pretty well, too.

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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!

pimpcessa -

Yeah, I have no issue with you having a different opinion, but some of the stuff you talked about isn't even the truth, not to mention the fact that some of it is impossible! Clearly you have an issue with her having different opinions than you, because according to you women who aren't pro-choice can't be taken seriously.

I'm pro-choice, too. I think abstinence-only education is probably the dumbest thing since the idea that women are too stupid to go to school. What I objected to the most was you looking at someone who's completely different than you and judging her every move. It's not that different than anything Rush Limbaugh has said, except that it's the opposite.

I guess my point - which was totally missed - was that you making these huge, bombastic claims and just lighting into her is really no different than some evangelical looking at you as a pro-choice, pro-contraceptive woman and saying you're going straight to hell to dance with the devil. You wouldn't appreciate that, do you think she (or anyone who doesn't have the same opinion as YOU) does?

hollywood_hypocrisy
In response to Pimpcessa -
Hold on a minute, her son Trig is 4 months old. Her daughter, Bristol, is five months pregnant now. That means that she would be carrying one baby in it's first trimester and one baby in it's third trimester - AT THE SAME TIME. Yeah, highly unlikely

How the hell do you know how far along her daughter is,REALLY? Premie anyone??
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"She never even looked pregnant..."

Compared to other women, no, she didn't. But we haven't seen any pictures of what she looked like while she was pregnant with her other children, now have we? Every woman's belly grows differently while pregnant. Some women really never look very large at all. We have nothing to compare it to, so really no one knows whether she "looked pregnant" in relation to her body type or not.

You ARE joking right?? With the exception of VERY FEW women - most people can tell. Remember she got on an airplane AFTER her water broke?? No normal person does that - WAKE UP!

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"Did anyone see the pics of her (Mrs Vice President) proudly posing in a american flag bikini with a rifle in her hand?"

Last time I checked, that was totally legal. Both the American flag bikini (freedom of speech, first amendment to the US constitution) and the rifle (right to bear arms, second amendment to the US constitution.) Yeah, and she actually KNOWS how to use that rifle.

Listen honey, I own a gun myself but you don't see my ass in a bikini (which I look fabulous in) posing with a rifle like I'm "Loaded For Bearwith the Bubbas" and then running for the Vice President of the United States of America.

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"She is against birth control AND against abortion."

Actually, she's NOT against birth control, as she "is Christian and pro-life, but also a supporter of birth control
She's against abortion unless the mother's life is clearly in danger. I guess somehow that makes her a Neanderthal. ::eye roll:: (I'm pro choice, btw. If you look down on someone who's pro life, YOU'RE the one being ignorant, considering you can't be bothered to understand WHY some people are pro life.)

I am def pro-choice but I think you're totally mistaken about the birth control issue with regards to her. And just because it doesn't pose a threat to a womans life doesn't mean a woman shouldn't have the choice. Heard of RAPE lately Missy?? You, my dear are the ignorant one - choice means choice...get it yet??
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OMG they ELOPED?!?!?! And she was 24 when she did it?!?! OMG she's such a hillbilly!

Honestly, though, how many women get pregnant out of wedlock these days? Hm, let's see, Halle Berry (a known democrat), Ashlee Simpson, Nicole Richie (on the record as backing Obama, therefore democrat), Angelina Jolie (a known democrat), Jessica Alba (a known democrat), Jenna Jameson, Melanie Brown, Bridget Moynahan, Salma Hayek. How many of them have gotten married to their baby's daddies? How many of the known DEMOCRATS have gotten married to their baby's daddy?

With the exception of Salma you have listed a bunch of RETARDS. Maybe you didn't get my message that I believe in CHOICE?!??
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Did it occur to anyone that maybe she's in favor of abstinence education because she's BEEN THERE, DONE THAT? Did it occur to anyone that maybe she's against abortion because she considered it when she got pregnant out of wedlock, but decided against it and is glad she did?

To that I have only to sing...."To dream the impossible dream......"Haha.
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Maybe she wants more women to realize that if they get an abortion when everything seems overwhelming, they could be missing out on some of the most amazing experiences life can offer if you just (like a real feminist) take the bull by the horns and take charge of the situation. (And I'm PRO CHOICE!!)

You. my dear are "Pro-Life". Maybe you need to back to 6th grade?? And tell your cousins it's not ok to do....you know...that.

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Memo to ALL "celebs"

SHUT UP! SHUT IT. No one gives a fucking shit about your "views" on politics. So just STFU & stick to the day job.

~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~

I hate to kind of defend Hohan on this, but possibly the Dixie-Cups name is a Tri-state thing. I grew up in Connecticut, not far from New York City, and and I knew exactly what she was talking about. Dixie-Cups were also the most low rent item in the ice cream truck besides the fudgesicle. Rocket pops and italian ices were the favorite because they turned your mouth funny colors. Only the seriously loaded kids could afford the chipwich, a chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich. Oh, I could care less about her politics or anyone else's right about now. Its going to be two solid months of this on top of the eighteen months it has already taken to get to this point and meanwhile the world burns. Dixie-Cups and vodka for everyone!!!! Not so fast Hohan.

EW she has the old mouth you get from smoking cigs all the time! I can't believe she actually sounds intelligent here, must be the pussy juice, it helps build back the brain cells she lost doing so much coke last year.

Your face!

I think that the idea of a high school student anywhere in American saying they never heard of birth control is an urban legend (kind way of saying "lie"). Everyone has heard of condoms (which I think should be pushed over oral contraceptives because of STDs), it's just that having sex without one feels better.

Teenagers are known risk takers. I don't think she's knocked up because her mother is a religious nut, I think she's knocked up because her parents were never freakin' home, giving her ample time to have sex in the afternoon.

Submitted by kacky on September 2, 2008 - 7:58pm.
illiterate bimbo. They're HOODSIE cups.
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That confused the fuck out of me...Dixie cups are those lil' fucker cups that hospitals use to dispense meds...not that I would know about that...
Seriously, do they even make that shit anymore? And how fucked up did this slut have to be to even make that reference?

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illiterate bimbo. They're HOODSIE cups.

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Hold on a minute let's back the hate train up a little bit...

Submitted by madam s. on September 2, 2008 - 8:19pm.

"As far as domestic issues, she wants to teach religious malarky in schools as science,"

Yeah, along side evolution. A quote of hers, "Teach both. You know, don't be afraid of information.... Healthy debate is so important and it's so valuable in our schools. I am a proponent of teaching both. And you know, I say this too as a daughter of a science teacher." I'm an atheist who's a part of the science community and I want my (future) children learning both. Why completely shut out the religious "malarky" when science is nothing but the same thing, only different? Nothing is proven in science, and evolution certainly isn't. There is lots of evidence to show that it's true, but anyone who knows anything about science realizes that science is not a study in absolutes.

She also says in response to whether parents can chose to opt their children out of a certain aspect of study, "Parents should have the ultimate control over what their children are taught." (Eagle Forum 2006 Gubernatorial Candidate Questionnaire Jul 31, 2006) Meaning that if a parents chooses to opt their child out of Creationism based on opposing beliefs, they're more than welcome to.

"take away birth control options for women"

Nope, she's actually in favor of birth control in place of abortion. That means using birth control so you don't need an abortion, not using abortion as birth control (check www.ontheissues.org. She's on record as being pro-contraceptive in 2006) She's against the distribution of contraceptives in schools, but not against birth control being available in general. She's also not 100% against abortion. She's in favor of abortion when the mother's life is in danger.

"and drill the shit out of our protected lands because she is not smart enough to consider other energy options and because her husband works for an oil drilling company."

I really don't think it's that she's "not smart enough to consider other energy options", but maybe since her husband worked for BP she realizes that it provides lots of jobs to a state that, other than the military and nature related jobs like fishing and forestry, provides lots of jobs for Alaska. Maybe, possibly, she's considering the fact that we need gas now because next year the US's roads aren't going to be full of alternative fuel cars. If people aren't paying and arm and a leg for gas, they can save up to buy an alternative fuel car. Not only that, but relieving our need for foreign oil will help end the war in Iraq. Doesn't seem that stupid to me.

If McCain gets elected, he'll be elected into a Democratic majority congress. There's also the fact that McCain doesn't share her views on the environment, and in the end his word goes farther than hers. She's there to balance him out a little bit and he'll DEFINITELY balance her out a lot.

"Maybe focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like Joe Biden." -Hohan

How much are you willing to bet that if she were asked about Biden's words and policies she would no clue what they were.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Go old Lohan - getting all ironic camp on us and then turning the discussion to the Great Vaginal Hope.

What a hipster.

www.reluctantwhore.com
www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore

Submitted by madam s. on September 2, 2008 - 5:19pm.

Lindsay is not making sense because the truth is Palin and the Republican party are actually better off with the media focusing only on her horrible parenting skills and fucked up family. She has no valid input in regards to "world issues" and at one point when asked about Iraq she said something along the lines of "I haven't paid much attention to Iraq" and has never even held a passport until last year when someone told her it would be a "good idea" if she got one.

As far as domestic issues, she wants to teach religious malarky in schools as science, take away birth control options for women, and drill the shit out of our protected lands because she is not smart enough to consider other energy options and because her husband works for an oil drilling company.

So I'm sure many are thanking their lucky stars that people are more focused on the dimwitted daughter and her "fuckin'" mulleted boyfriend.

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Absolutely. On the plus side, though, everyone is being shown the failure of one of her policies.

And if she wasn't able to lead one teenager, how can she possibly lead a country?

You know if LL got knocked up she'd get an abortion. What a dumb ho.

She "gets" it. Yeah right.

She should start her own McLaughlin Group with Diddy, Heidi Montag and Kanye. Ratings gold, right there.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

hollywood_hypocrisy
You REALLY need to calm down. I am allowed to have my opinion and you, my dear, are allowed to have yours. SNAP OUT OF IT!
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hollywood_hypocrisy re: "She never even looked pregnant..."

Compared to other women, no, she didn't. But we haven't seen any pictures of what she looked like while she was pregnant with her other children, now have we?

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Haven't we? There's that picture of her in the red shirt, looking absolutely huge.

Anyhoo, when is the wedding, and why haven't the two teens already gotten married?

$20 bet that Sam got Lindsay's taco to pop today.

She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?

Meh, I see SamRo dictating this to the whore whilst holding a hot, juicy, 10 inch dildo just beyond Hohan's reach...No, no, Lindsay...not until you finish the post...

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BloHan's udders are saggy. Yes indeed.

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Submitted by hoozer on September 2, 2008 - 7:08pm.

It's pretty fucking bad if your candidate's economic and foreign policies are so WEAK, that your handlers actually prefer people talking about a family's private choices. And yes, it IS disturbing if Sarah lied to her daughter's school. What else will she lie about? IN my humble opinion, completely disregarding the family's dirty laundry, Palin is in no way qualified to be a heartbeat away from the Oval Office, considering McCain's age and cancer history. They thought they'd tie this VP up with a bow. She's a woman. She's an evangelical. She's pro-guns. Just ICK.....

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Lindsay is not making sense because the truth is Palin and the Republican party are actually better off with the media focusing only on her horrible parenting skills and fucked up family. She has no valid input in regards to "world issues" and at one point when asked about Iraq she said something along the lines of "I haven't paid much attention to Iraq" and has never even held a passport until last year when someone told her it would be a "good idea" if she got one.

As far as domestic issues, she wants to teach religious malarky in schools as science, take away birth control options for women, and drill the shit out of our protected lands because she is not smart enough to consider other energy options and because her husband works for an oil drilling company.

So I'm sure many are thanking their lucky stars that people are more focused on the dimwitted daughter and her "fuckin'" mulleted boyfriend.

lilo putting together clear senetences makes my head vibrate...
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Oh, and PS:

I'm just WAITING for Tyty Baby to have her on her talk show to discuss the situation. By discuss I mean interrupt Bristol until she runs off the stage crying, then have everyone bask in Tyty's journalism skills.

"Dixie Cups" are small paper cups that I keep in the guest bathroom.

It's amazing how much more articulate Lindsay Lohan is when she is sober.

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Why is no one pointing out that Sarah Palin LIED about her daughter being pregnant to her daughter's school?

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 2, 2008 - 8:01pm.

Here's a question: why do people always let go of the smelliest farts in the most crowded places with the least amount of ventilation?

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That I do not know. But if YOU ever do it, quickly look at the person behind you and say "Pfft! Honestly, you warthog, couldn't you at least have waited?" I know it worked for..............someone I know in an elevator. Yeah, that's it.
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I agree with you Deb. But they are making it an issue because on the economy and foreign policy they got shit. Nada. Nothing. So of course they will find anything else to divert attention away from how much McCain supported Bush (whom so many don't like) and how Palin has no experience in foreign policy whatsoever and VERY limited in economic affairs. Remember how they led a screaming army of Americans to believe Iraq had something to do with 9/11. Same fucking thing. Tell a lie. Roll with it. Why is no one pointing out that Sarah Palin LIED about her daughter being pregnant to her daughter's school? I mean really. Lying like that...is kind of relevant. In my opinion anyway.

Oh yeah! Hohan. Hohanification! I can't think of anything else to say. Did she find her Dixie cups? Aren't they in her bra???

It's the economy, stupid. I am so ashamed at how we dwell in the gutter during elections. I don't care who fucked whom or who sucked whom's dick. I don't care if gay people marry. Talk about the economy and foreign policy and energy independence. I don't need my smut from politicians. I can go to dlisted and get all I want from the celebs.
This is a non-issue.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

I don't give a fuck what Sarah Palin considers to have been "right" for her as far as not having an abortion. Good for her. I don't mind she CHOSE that. She nor anyone else should have the right to decide for me or others what is right for us no matter how overwhelming. That's just completely fucked logic.

Submitted by Sugaroo on September 2, 2008 - 7:58pm.

LCT, I fear I cannot. You see she has penis envy. She wishes she had daddy's penis but instead she got SamRo's giant clit-slider.
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Exactly, she's a Daddy hater.

Here's a question: why do people always let go of the smelliest farts in the most crowded places with the least amount of ventilation?

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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!

me no care.

McWanker is gambling on their being more idiots that are against abortion than idiots who care about foreign policy and the impact of what it is like with a completely incompetent person in charge of the US. I love how "Christians" are embracing the pregnancy and marriage of this child and STILL calling it sinful to have sex before marriage. It's pretty bad when so many people live so far up their own assholes that they can fart out their zipcodes.