HoHan's Two Cents
HoHan's been on a real blogging kick lately. Yesterday, she blogged about Dixie Cups. She wrote: "samantha and i are looking for DIXIE CUPS... does anyone remember them??? They were given in school as a desert. They are half vanilla/half chocolate.. I have to have them before she gets back-so anyone that can help me find them-please please please, post it for me to see!!!!"
Dixie cups?! This is some kinky gayelle sex thing I don't know about - right? I don't even want to know what they do with the wooden spoon.
Today, HoHan got political and blogged about the Sarah Palin baby drama. She wrote:
I've been watching the news all morning, like everyone else - and i keep hearing about the issues related to 'teen pregnancy'- It's all related to Sarah Palin and her 17 year old unmarried pregnant daughter. Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences.I am concerned with the fact that Sarah Palin brought the attention to her daughter's pregnancy, rather than all world issues and what she believes she could possibly do to change them-if elected. I get Sarah Palin's views against abortion, but i would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what.
Maybe focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like Joe Biden.
Oh no. HoHan is making sense. What does it all mean? I guess it means that the lezzie juice really is doing her body (and brain) some good. No wonder I can barely put a complete sentence together. I don't have enough lezzie juice in my system. Shudder.
And by "real issues" I think she means the feud with her father.
Now that HoHan has this blogging thing down, can she please teach White Oprah how to do it? I am lost without her caca-ridden statements. Only White Oprah can deliver statements that make you want to pull out your pubic hair in frustration. Where is she?!!!!!!
Here's a few pictures of HoHan with her part-time gay walking the streets of NYC. Part-Time Gay is really into smelling his wrist. I bet it smells like Mr. Limpy paperweights, crusty ass jelly, Parliaments and Avon Skin So Soft.
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"Hohan is an idiot. Dixie cups are just plain damn cups."
Your ignorance is irksome.
http://www.loti.com/fifties_food/Dixie_Cups.htm
Hohan is an idiot. Dixie cups are just plain damn cups. She is looking for some kind of food, probably some Jell-O pudding cups.
THIS is a Dixie cup, you stupid cunt:
http://www.makeitadixieday.com/prdct-cups.html
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Lindsay is barely literate, isn't she?
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Quicker than his own shadow.
"Oh no. HoHan is making sense. What does it all mean? I guess it means that the lezzie juice really is doing her body (and brain) some good."
Except, of course, for the fact that she's looking for a "desert" rather than a "dessert."
Edited to include: Oh, and Blohan is criticizing a mother for pimping out a daughter? Maybe WO could give Palin some tips for making it more financially beneficial ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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there is no fuckin' way she actually wrote this... from here on out, i'm hiring a PR person to make my statements for me...
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"Little bitty pretty one,
come on and talk-a to me.
A lovey dovey dovey one,
come sit down on my knee."
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Submitted by mharker on September 3, 2008 - 3:05am.
Scarlett IS Obama's friend.
She is his closest confidant, and provides invaluable insight into world politics.
She is also a wonderful actress. Old-Hollywood personified. Have you not seen her work in Woody 'still relevant and totally NOT washed up' Allen's films?
WHat are you trying to imply? That Scarlett is a vapid publicity whore who couldn't wipe her own wrse without a map?
The NERVE! :D
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*Michael K* is the dude wearing spectacles.
*Umbertooo* is the black woman with her hand in the air.
*ALL CAPS JIM* is the guy in the black vest.
*DebFrmHell* is the chick wearing the cap and pink top.
*JustJared* is the dude with the camel sweater draped around his shoulders.
*Angel.i* is the hottie in the reddy brown dress.
*Zomay* is the Indian chick glaring at Sandbitch.
*Sandbitch* is the bitch looking at DebFrmHell.
DreamyAguileraEyes is busy breastfeeding Max.
Um, because the skanky crack whore is in no position to pass judgement on anyone, period, no matter her politics. She has made so many poor decisions in her own life, she cannot possibly be taken serious to comment on a situation like this. I am sure this crack whore would "abort, abort" if she had to make such a life defining decision. And I'm not sure the crack whore hasn't. And, no, I cannot make reference to crack whore too many times. She's a dirty filthy crack whhhhhhhhoooore.
Submitted by hugh_janus on September 2, 2008 - 10:55pm.
Dear Lindsey the Skanked Out Coke Whore:
Please shut your pie hole when it comes to politics
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i don't even like lindsay, but what the hell...you may not agree with her view, but she has the right to an opinion about politics in your country like all the people on this blog.
hollywood_hypocrisy submitted:
Honestly, though, how many women get pregnant out of wedlock these days? Hm, let's see, Halle Berry (a known democrat), Ashlee Simpson, Nicole Richie (on the record as backing Obama, therefore democrat), Angelina Jolie (a known democrat), Jessica Alba (a known democrat), Jenna Jameson, Melanie Brown, Bridget Moynahan, Salma Hayek. How many of them have gotten married to their baby's daddies? How many of the known DEMOCRATS have gotten married to their baby's daddy?
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Those women can support themselves and their children. They are adults, not minors.
They aren't on mommy's health insurance (paid for by taxpayers, btw).
So when is Bristol getting married? And how are she and Levi planning to support their family? LOL
Submitted by VMDA78 on September 2, 2008 - 7:19pm.
The simple fact that these thoughts are coming from lindsay to me make them automatically unimportant and void. I'm also surprised that lindsay didn't get pregnant by the age of 12 never mind 17.
How do we know she didn't. She could have quietly taken care of that inconvenience at a local clinic or hospital, and called it exhaustion or dehydration.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by xxyxz on September 3, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Off Topic where is everyone?
They are all a fucking sleep. Labour day dun wore them all out..
Submitted by Kp on September 3, 2008 - 4:00pm.
other than shes a lesbian.
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She ain't no lesbian. Nope. No way.
@ Sandbitch
*sigh* I give up! I wish that they would rot
In hell and get fucked up the poopshoot
With a dirty buttplug
That is all
Off Topic where is everyone?
Isnt like a Lohan to make a statement about whatever is the biggest hype and major headline in the media?
OF COURSE she has to somehow make herself attatched to this just in case people forget that shes lost any reason to be relevant to anyone other than shes a lesbian.
Submitted by xxyxz on September 3, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Goddamn motherfucking SPAM
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Did you know these spam cunts are in Canadia? Sacre Blue!
shut up lindsay
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
shut up lindsay
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Her gay looks really gay.
Goddamn motherfucking SPAM
me thinks that she didn't make that up herself
She either heard people talking about it (Sam) or read it on some website
And they have the BEST soap opera names too! Why o Why can't LiHo just enjoy it like she knows she wants to...?
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by peaches on September 2, 2008 - 10:38pm.
She says it's her new baby BROTHER.
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Yeah, but that's not Bristol saying that - it's Mercedes - Levi's sister.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Honestly, though, how many women get pregnant out of wedlock these days? Hm, let's see, Halle Berry (a known democrat), Ashlee Simpson, Nicole Richie (on the record as backing Obama, therefore democrat), Angelina Jolie (a known democrat), Jessica Alba (a known democrat), Jenna Jameson, Melanie Brown, Bridget Moynahan, Salma Hayek. How many of them have gotten married to their baby's daddies? How many of the known DEMOCRATS have gotten married to their baby's daddy?
Hey Hollywood Hypocrisy
The people that you mentioned are not the ones ranting and raving about family values!!!!! They're not out there telling you how to live!
Sarah Palin does not believe that a woman should get an abortion if she is pregnant by incest or by being raped!
Google that!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 2, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Hey Slutts, Manimal, Tigerlilly!
yes, "these aren't my pants" goes down in history as one of the best excuses ever....
Actors really have to shut their mouths about Politics. Especially when they have been/are going through some cheesy ass scandal......
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Cheesy ass? I wonder who PP endorses?
Hohan politics, "Hohanitics" seems to disregard the fact that practicing what you preach is what makes a person credible.
I'm sure that Levi, Pistol and Trigger will be happy with their shotgun wedding.
Hey, at least she doesn't pretend she's Obama's friend like Scarlett Johannson.
Dear Lindsey the Skanked Out Coke Whore:
Please shut your pie hole when it comes to politics. One could say you are: a 20 something washed-up former entertainer with modest success at best; a coked-out whore; drunkard; skanky; criminal with a record; endangers the lives of innocent people with her out of control behavior; switches from dick to bagina at a self-indulgant whim (sure you'll cheat on/dump SR anyday now); come from an family of degenerate losers. Your ENTIRE immediate family are a bunch of attention seeking, talentless media whores. Your all horrible. Both of your parents have whored you out for years, so who are you to judge?
I realize your booze/drug addled mind would never let you comprehend why your opinion has less value than a Whitney doodie-bubble, so I won't bother.
Sounds like something deeper and more personal to lindsay! notice how she sounds kind of defensive of the 17 yr old daughter, and thinks Sarah Palin shouldn't have publicized Bristol's personal issues? Me thinks Lindsay is trying to really lash out at her own parents!!!!
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Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on September 2, 2008 - 9:37pm.
I agree with you and what you say. I am glad you clarified that Sarah Palin is not just one of these abstinance only types! I think her daughter is proof that teaching that does NOT WORK. Thank God she at least believes in safe sex!!! Anyways I don't think this stuff coming out about her is anything that would be a threat to americans, like some stuff that came out on obama! We shouldn't penalize her for a pregnant teen daughter, just like republican's should not have gone after Bill clinton for getting a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky! It doesn't hurt the rest of the country, leave it alone I say!!
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Hey Slutts, Manimal, Tigerlilly!
yes, "these aren't my pants" goes down in history as one of the best excuses ever....
Actors really have to shut their mouths about Politics. Especially when they have been/are going through some cheesy ass scandal......
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Feeling down and dirty, feeling kinda mean; I've been from one to another extreme; It's time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait; I wanna stick around til I can't see straight
Instead of trying to get "political", WHOREhan should stick to giving that bulldyke friend of hers head & berating her family members in blogs. That's about as deep as a braindead twat like her will ever get...
Submitted by angel_i on September 2, 2008 - 10:13pm.
PS. That baby is Bristol's. End of story. They done printkeyed the truth right here (thanks Hairicane):
Submitted by Hairicane on September 2, 2008 - 1:01am.
FEAST ON THIS Kiwikim and all DLISTERS!!! It was posted by my good friends at GLP - Godlike Productions:
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http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message598160/pg1
"Sarah Palin, Bristol and Trig on myspace- Smoking gun?"
These were quickly removed from myspace but thankfully some vigilant Americans grabbed 'em first.
http://suchandrika.wordpress.com/2008/09/01/sarah-palin-bristol-and-trig...
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/
She says it's her new baby BROTHER. She probably just took the pics down because of the media making comments in General. The media makes trouble no matter what the truth may be!
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GAH! Stupid double posting!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
@Mani:
Actors and politics go together like kittens and the Atlantic.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 2, 2008 - 10:32pm.
Actors and politics shouldn't mix unless you're Ronald Reagan or Arnold the Sperminator.
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Yes, just ask Marilyn Monroe.
Manimal, you are on fire tonight, I wanted to give you another lol....but I was afraid that you would think that I'm stalking you. Not that you aren't stalk-worthy, but there's like 4 or 5 ahead of you.
Edited because of cross=eyed vision
Actors and politics shouldn't mix unless you're Ronald Reagan or Arnold the Sperminator.
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Lindsay's just trying to drum up free publicity for her next blockbuster, "I Know Who Impregnated Me."
I'd say she's doing an adequite job.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 2, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Yes, because a 22 year old who has been to Rehab 3 times in the past year, and fucks everything for attention, is the person I go to for Political Opinions.
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Give her credit where credit is due, she worked the hell out of that "not my pants" excuse...Yeah, bitch needs to show Tatum and Mackenzie whadafuxup!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The simple fact that these thoughts are coming from lindsay to me make them automatically unimportant and void. I'm also surprised that lindsay didn't get pregnant by the age of 12 never mind 17.
Leave it to Lindsay Lohan to think teen Pregnancy is a non-issue! regardless of what you might think of Palin, Lindsay Lohan is the last person to be giving her two cents on this weather it were about a Democrat or Republican!! Actors (or celebutards, in this case) Should just keep their damn mouth shuts on politics, unless they want to run for office themselves like Arnold did, and Alec Baldwin one day wants to do!
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Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on September 2, 2008 - 10:07pm
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That was pretty funny.
PS. That baby is Bristol's. End of story. They done printkeyed the truth right here (thanks Hairicane):
Submitted by Hairicane on September 2, 2008 - 1:01am.
FEAST ON THIS Kiwikim and all DLISTERS!!! It was posted by my good friends at GLP - Godlike Productions:
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http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message598160/pg1
"Sarah Palin, Bristol and Trig on myspace- Smoking gun?"
These were quickly removed from myspace but thankfully some vigilant Americans grabbed 'em first.
http://suchandrika.wordpress.com/2008/09/01/sarah-palin-bristol-and-trig...
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Yes, because a 22 year old who has been to Rehab 3 times in the past year, and fucks everything for attention, is the person I go to for Political Opinions.
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"I'm a f***in' redneck," he wrote. "I live to play hockey .. I don't want kids."
-Levi Johnston, from his Myspace page
(not related to this gut wrenching topic right here, but probably more important...)
you have to see this classic Tracey Ullman... doing "Mrs. NOH NAH NING" takes on age.
I just had to watch it over and over and every time I uncontrollably laugh like a retard!
I love it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt-x6lkFvY&feature=email
Dixie Normous.. LOL
I'm not sure who Dixie Cups is but I kmow who Dixie Normous is and Hohan probably needs her.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 2, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 2, 2008 - 7:51pm.
LOL! Just at our school, I think. It's actually Soup Day but once bi-monthly it's Hot Dogs;P They don't get no ice cream tho. Dayum. I'm glad for that but if we (my DD and I) switched places I'd be pissed.
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These were back in the elementary 'sit your asses on the gym floor for lunch' days... I'm thinking you're talking about a cafeteria?
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Ah...back to business - I had to run away and play Mommy....nope - no cafeteria. Mostly the kids sit on the floor all day actually. LOL
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on September 2, 2008 - 8:47pm.
There's only one thing more fun than asparagus pee pee and that is Tiger asparagus pee pee! Good times, good times
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Yeah, we don't want to turn this into a pee-pee thread, let alone an asparagus pee-pee thread, so let's do the mature thing and talk about poo...I keed, I keed...
We talk about Blohan smegma and politics...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...