BABIES!!!
It's a new week, which means 100 new baby announcements. Today comes the news of 3 new babies who will join the ever-growing army of infants that will soon take over the world. First up is Tiger Woods and his hot trophy wife.
Tiger (rarr) confirmed on his website that Elin Nordegren is knocked up with their second child. He writes, "I have some wonderful news to report. Sam is going to be a big sister. Elin is feeling great and we are both thrilled. While my injury has disappointing and frustrating, it has allowed me to spend a lot of time watching Sam grow. I can't begin to tell you how rewarding it is being a dad and spending time with her and Elin. The injury has been a blessing and a disappointment." I guess Tiger effed up his knee or some shit.
Congrats to Elin! One more child means more child support! Elin is no Camille Grammer, but she's getting there. She's a gold digger to watch.
Next up is the walking leather bag known as Lizzie Grubman. She's the pr bitch who ran over a bunch of poor hos outside of a club a few years ago. Well, Page Six reports that she's having twins! Lizzie and her husband already have 1 kid. Twins! Yeah, because one child just isn't enough anymore. Lizzie is going to pop out a bottle peroxide and a mini-tanning bed. Seriously.
That's all the baby announcements I have for you now. I'm sure there will be a dozen more tomorrow. In related news, I'm not knocked up yet. I'm working on it. When the baby army finally takes over the world, I'd like to have a member of my family a part of it. You know, to continue my trashy family's legacy.
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fuckin Lizzie Grubman is having babies and the world is coming to an end.
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Celebrity babies are so boring, in there conception and the contrived publicity blitzes that are sure to follow.
It's so depressing to think of the famous births that people had to enjoy thousands of years ago. Hindu mythology is filled with wonderful stories, and we're stuck with being bored to tears by the DList.
When Parvati carved the soon to be beheaded Ganesha from the dirt of her own body, I hardly think that she ran to her celestial blog to flap her hands about it.
She could have easily sold her story to the tabloids - My Son's Elephant Head Transplant Hell - but she didn't.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 2, 2008 - 5:58pm.
two-headed triplets.
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so they're all boys?
@ ZiggyStardust
I'll do that and report back to you, but you have to swear you'll change that creepy ass avie of yours :)
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Submitted by WrathOGrapes on September 2, 2008 - 9:57pm.
Possibly.
Why not place your hands on the screen and try to commune with her yourself?
Z-List celebrities are rarely busy, so their psychic channels are rarely closed off.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
....gosh, MK, maybe you could have David Crosby's baby....somehow....
I am pregnant with Elvis's two-headed triplets.
When did Lizzie Grubman get a husband and first child? Oh my god, can you imagine the level of dysfunction?
If she's having two, at least there's a better chance one of them won't look like her.
Is the creature on the right without teeth?
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Grubman must be havin a turkey baster baby, coz there's no way someone is hitting that..unless it's with a baseball bat...
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illl who the hell is that mummy on the right??
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