Why So Distressed?
Sienna Miller was out with that piece of trash Balthazar Getty in London last night and she looked so upset. I recognize that face. It's the same face I make when I feel like my no-no hole is going to explode for whatever reason. And there's many reasons why it could. Trust.
You want to cry dry tears, but you're afraid that even the slightest movement will make you blow like a volcano, so you stand very still. Somebody tell Sienna that she just needs to sing it a Carpenters' song and pet it to sleep. I would tell her myself, but I'm still mad at that skank. When is she going to wake up and smell the hot jizz? She's had her fill with Balthazar and now it's time to move on to bigger and better dicks. And you can't convince me that Balthazar has a big one. He looks like he has short burrito dick with extra guacamole.
Wenn
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 2, 2008 - 4:00pm.
LOL@BallsBizzare
I think she's just upset cuz she thinks maybe her shorts make her look slutty. hehe, it ain't the shorts, honey.
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
BallsBizzare is so gross and unattractive, Slutty, don't you miss Diddy's big one? (joke, ewwww)
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"Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible!"
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on September 2, 2008 - 7:47pm.
She's probably on her way to The Max.
LOL at 'Ballsack'.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Slutienna will make great stepmother to Ballsack's kids, no? *sarcasm*
The minute this twat actually has to spend any time with his kids, and Ballsack isn't paying undivided attention to her, she'll be on to the next cock with money.
Her knees are wonky. Probably from crab hopping onto short burritos with extra guacamole.
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Keds! Ah I remember those shoes...
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK, duh.
ELB :o)
Those hooligans with the spray paint need to wait for Sluttienna to pass out and go to work writing SLUT on her forehead.
Wino wants her shorts back.
Those leg bruises - obviously made by Getty's grip. Judging by the angle of them, with a bit of help from Getty, Sienna can get her ankles up behind her ears.
Why is she wearing Kelly Kapowksi's sneakers?
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
YMAtt!
If she wasn't a screaming whore, i'd ask for my money back.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by M.E. on September 2, 2008 - 7:32pm.
Sometimes it's the simplest words that are most pertinent, no? :)
I would recommend opening one of the thumbnails and peering at this gentleman's trousers.
You could be forgiven for mistaking his buttocks for being a system of planetary alignment - something you might find in your occultist neighbour's house as you search through their things when they're out. Maybe pet have been going missing in your area and you are compelled to investigate, I don't know.
Anyway, they are almost entirely spherical, and not in the least bit wonky. Astonishing.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 2, 2008 - 2:36pm.
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There's also:
Shit-eating whore
Two-timing whore
pot smoking whore
screaming whore
pie-eating whore
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
You'd be distressed too if were 27 years old with the veejai of a 85 year old lot lizard from Georgia!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by speakit on September 2, 2008 - 3:33pm.
...my thoughts exactly.
fug, stupid, skanky bitch.
Is she wearing friggin pumpkin seeds????
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Wow! She actually has her TITS covered up!
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Submitted by M.E. on September 2, 2008 - 7:32pm.
Fucking WHORE!
What else does a whore do?
Knitting WHORE!
Swimming WHORE!
Abseiling WHORE!
Sucking WH....forget that one!
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"Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible!"
Is SEX tattooed on her fingers?
I see her career is finally taking off. First followed by the paps next thing you know she'll be Bearding it with George Clooney at the UN.
C Word , hallo dolly!! xxx
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"Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible!"
She's just picking a pube out of her teeth. Who's pube? Who knows.
Nice outfit Sienna. My grandmother has those same sneakers.
Maybe her uterus finally fell out.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Fucking WHORE!
Someone finally told her what a talentless, idiotic, slut she truly is.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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She looks like she got an unexpected visit from Aunt Flo. She's rifling through her bag for a Tampax.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
ugh she bothers me
She's just upset cuz she didn't have time to take her top off before the paps started snappin.
(Hi ElB!)
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
AND i'm really FIIIIRRSSSSTTTTT!!!
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"Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible!"
Damn, shes sexy, but a real loose goose.
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"Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible!"