Why So Distressed?
Sienna Miller was out with that piece of trash Balthazar Getty in London last night and she looked so upset. I recognize that face. It's the same face I make when I feel like my no-no hole is going to explode for whatever reason. And there's many reasons why it could. Trust.
You want to cry dry tears, but you're afraid that even the slightest movement will make you blow like a volcano, so you stand very still. Somebody tell Sienna that she just needs to sing it a Carpenters' song and pet it to sleep. I would tell her myself, but I'm still mad at that skank. When is she going to wake up and smell the hot jizz? She's had her fill with Balthazar and now it's time to move on to bigger and better dicks. And you can't convince me that Balthazar has a big one. He looks like he has short burrito dick with extra guacamole.
Wenn
Have a bloody wash you filthy cow. She bores me and repels me in equal measure.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Yet again, Sienna looking dirty, unkempt, and stank.
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The lines between sex and society are so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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LOL ... I was only trying to get your shirt wet!
Don't feel bad. I shot myself in the x-tuna thread
Err x-tina
Submitted by xxyxz on September 3, 2008 - 4:15pm.
*loads water gun*
BANG
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Now look at me! I'm drenched.
*loads water gun*
BANG
Sienna has good teeth. And I enjoyed Factory Girl. Shoot me now.
i want to like sienna. I really do. L4yer cake is incredible. She just cant make me like her anymore.
MK, you are so totally right, girl. The first thing I instinctively think whenever I see Balthazar is LITTLE TINY PENIS.
PS - I like her pink bag.
Jesus; Sienna Miller is turning into the new SLUTney spears, or the new lindsay WHOREhan...
Dunno.
When he's on a movie set,(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balthazar_Getty) bumming cigs and cell phones, my question is: WHEN'S THE TRUST FUND KICKIN' IN???? Great grandson of a billionaire, and all.
He must get by, on his name........
I'd get that straightened out pronto, discreetly, of course, before I tarnished my reputation.....
Siena looks like she cares that others think she's a slutty ho-bag...which she is, but looks like has terrible heartburn in that picture. And please do not start the thread about sluts and then move on to slutty and prego Bristol, like every thread on here has gone to...well...the sluts namely!
Sure why not?
Your face!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 2, 2008 - 7:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 2, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Meh, I mean seriously, why hasn't this turned into the designated poo thread???
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Don't know, 2nd grade is back in session?
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I didn't get the memo that 2nd grade was out of session. I am at DListed, right? *smelling stale beer, poo, vomit...oh, and a slight bit of...what? what? HUMOR??? Yeah, only slight...*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 2, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Meh, I mean seriously, why hasn't this turned into the designated poo thread???
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Don't know, 2nd grade is back in session?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Yeah, I'm the Poo-Nazi now...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Meh, I mean seriously, why hasn't this turned into the designated poo thread???
NO POO FOR YOU!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
sienna just loves the married men...must be because they're already broken in...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Sienna Miller is a disturbing, ill mannered insect that somehow crawled its way out of the roach motel and landed flat on her back on the casting couch of Hollywood.
That's all.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Apparently she's still not over Jude Law. He must of been some wild animal in the sack, what's that bald doofus been up to lately anyways? And WTF movie has she done in the last couple of years, for that matter? Just another useless, out of work ho like Hohan, I suppose.
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Of all the men in the world, why go for a married one? I'm sure she does just fine meeting men. Seperation or not, it's hard enough for kids to handle the breakup of their parents..let alone with someone else involved. Shame on you, Sienna.
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Whatever hoochie is, but this girl has got one of the best pair of legs in Hollyweird.
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@ CTH and Okie! Oh, sure..Now you funnay hoorz show up! *wedgies w/booty slaps* I'm sure she's a connoisseur of pubes. Okie, that was the best effin story all day!! Bwahahahhaa Out till later!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
@Suki........she just is sooo hilarious!
She really lives down the road from me, god what a mess!!!! :D
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
LMAO Nitwitty, she does look like that.. yuck! I remember the first time a guy was going to go down on me, I literally asked him "what if a hair falls in your mouth?" he was like "uh, i'll just take it out!" I was so young, and way untrained.. What a dork! *blushes*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
sienna is a living STD.
Nitwitty, show us your tittaaays!
on topic, is it a ball pube or a piece of steel wire? hard to tell, God knows she sucks everything.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
She looks distressed because she has a ballsack pube stuck between her teef.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
with a side of every STD known to man, and a few undiscovered. there's scientists putting on hazmat gear and getting ready to go in as we speak..
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
this is her one *distressed* facial expression to fit any disagreeable situation. "But I don WANNA wear my long knickers and I wont! Itz in my cuntract. Waaaaaaaa!"
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 2, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Balty IS a short burrito dick with extra guacamole.
And Sienna is a slutwhorebitchcunt with a side of sour cream.
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They're a match made in Taco Bell.
Ewww, but look at that purse. I want one.
Mrs. Ballzy better file for divorce NOW, while this cheating douchebag still has a job on whatever t.v. show he's on.
I don't know about his stake in the Getty fortune.
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Balty IS a short burrito dick with extra guacamole.
And Sienna is a slutwhorebitchcunt with a side of sour cream.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by luscious_t on September 3, 2008 - 6:51am.
Laughing at your avie. It's the Halle's baby dude!
Submitted by WinosNeighbour on September 2, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Hee hee, it makes me laugh every time I look at it...=P
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"If she's {Jenna Jameson} a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
Where the hell are you horz seeing peen?
@ Suki.......your Amy pic made me laugh so much!!! :D
And Sienna needs a desinfection....I think I got a disease just by looking at her!
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
All together now,
HOMEWRECKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
What the eff is she wearing - hot pants and a military jacket? She needs to go back to her Edie look.
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I'm a proud SP!
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This skank deserves all that is coming to her.
Man stealing WHORE!
Someone get this twat acting lessons coz I ain't buying this "distressed" bullshiz...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
"He looks like he has short burrito dick with extra guacamole."
LMMFAO
SHE'S IN EHR MID 20'S??!! Whoever said "skankin' does not pay" was right on the money. YEESH.
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"If she's {Jenna Jameson} a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
SHE"S 26?!?! Skankin' does not pay. Bal-whatever-the-hell-his-name-is is complete shit (which has been well established). Has his wife filed for divorce yet? What is she waiting for?
If she gets soooo upset because the paps are there taking her picture...then why doesnt the slag just stay home and just fuck her married man? Stop flaunting him around and acting all the innocent party...such a fucking tramp!
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Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
all that frying in the sun, she's gonna look like shit in 10 years , this girl is what? 26? she looks like she's in her late 30's LOL
She looks like Kurt Cobain, minus the talent.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
she's scum, I wish everyone would stop talking about this asshole.
she is a mediocre actress and does not deserve to be famous.
Wait. I thought he went back to his wife... Guess not. Well, Sienna, looks like the cheater is all yours.
For now.
she's looking creeped out because she has become the butt of rhys ifans's dirty ass panty joke. he puts the "fugly ass idiot" in "fugly ass idiot".
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Danke schoen, ZiggyStardust!
My loathing for this chick goes back to the times she actually attacked the Papps for photographing her. Yet when the story of Jude Law fucking his nanny hit the streets, SUDDENLY they were getting shots of her all over London looking tragic and teary-eyed.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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