I Love Blair Waldorf Salad Even More
Leighton Meester is one of the main reasons why I watch "Gossip Girl." What's not to love about Blair Waldorf-Salad? She enjoys wearing present decorations on her head and she's an expert at the whine and roll. Meaning, she knows how to whine and roll her eyes at the same time. It's an art form. Well, there's another reason to love Leighton! She did hard time in prison! Well, sort of....
According to Star Magazine, Leighton's mommy was in prison for her part in a drug-running scandal. After she was born, Leighton and her mommy stayed in a halfway house for 3 months. Her mommy returned to prison after that. Leighton was raised by a family member until her mom got out. Her daddy, grandfather and auntie also did hard time for drug dealing. It's a good thing Leighton didn't stay in the family business.
Seriously, there's two ways to impress me. Tell me you have a 12-inch dick that can stay hard for hours (they always go soft) or tell me you were born in prison. Okay, I'm lying. There's millions of ways to impress me. I have the expectations of a Spears. But that's not the point! The point is that I love Leighton even more after finding out she's a prison baby. Bitches who have been through some tough shit are my kind of people.
I'd rather have been born in prison than conceived in the back of a Datsun. I'm joking! I wasn't made in the back of a Datsun. It was a Pinto.
Her brother was also accused of rape. He denied it but it got stalled in court.
http://www.marconews.com/news/2004/jun/17/ndn_cadet_s_sister_stars_as_fa...
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 2, 2008 - 10:42pm.
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It really is shitty, but the network doesn't seem to want to let it go.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
HATE this show. I think its a disease to society. I hate driving down the freeway by my bank seeing these damn billboards. I just want to smack Blake!
She's cute enough, but GG is a horrible show and will prob be cancelled after the 3rd season.
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"Fun and failure, they always start the same way." -George Michael Bluth
Submitted by Misterbeef187 on September 2, 2008 - 9:51pm.
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I beg to differ - CHUCK BASS is the best character on Gossip Girl. But then again, I do suffer from OCD (Obsessive Chuck Disorder), so take that comment with a grain of salt.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
OMG She is theeee best character on Gossip Girl! I love her.
In the link I did a lil overview on the episode which was all about Blair!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7uiYU3ngTA
SO true about the 12 inchers. The bigger than big boys can never manage to keep it up. I suppose the bloodflow is difficult for their bodies to maintain (is it me or is it usually the really skinny boys who packer major?), but this is what Viagara is for...
No, I didn't pay attention to the Gilmore Gossip Girl thingy. I saw dick and my mind moved on.
Wow, what an interesting, unusual life this chick's had so far. Is she from Alaska by any chance?
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
why does every actor on gg have such irritatingly contrived REAL names???
that being said, id hit it.
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
No, Mk, no!!!! I said I want more Ed news, not Leighton!!!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
MK, I was conceived in a disgusting, ugly car too!
Soulmates!
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Potato Wave!
Yes she's a hardened criminal..No not really...
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Most of what you worry about, never happens..
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my gayelle radar went off
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
She's cute, but why is her face ten times lighter than the rest of her body?
She's, uh, shiny...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
"Submitted by oklahoma on September 2, 2008 - 2:33pm.
@IlovePapaSmurf,, Oh I hope there was atleast a matress in the bed of that truck. Otherwise I bet that called for some bruised heads.. *smirks*"
My parents were whores, so I'm sure they took a mattress wherever they went.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
simoneenomis : That's her name on Gossip Girl (minus the salad) I like her better than the blonde but I could NOT get into this show.
I went to Rikers to visit someone once, just for the experience, does that count for anything MK, it was a once in a lifetime experience, once never again!
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@IlovePapaSmurf,, Oh I hope there was atleast a matress in the bed of that truck. Otherwise I bet that called for some bruised heads.. *smirks*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
MK, maybe your likeness for well hung men is because you were conceived in a car named after a horse.
Then I must have been conceived in a vibrating chair in a Mustang.
Get her mother's mugshot...hot slut of the year!!
"I have the expectations of a Spears"
Hahahahaha! MK, you kill me!
Why is she Blair Waldorf Salad ... someone explain.
she kind of reminds me of a fish, a guppy
"Submitted by oklahoma on September 2, 2008 - 2:25pm.
I was born in prison.. *keeps holding straight face*"
I was conceived in the back of a Ford Pick-Up. Yee-Haw!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
My love for Blair keeps growing and growing
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Pinto, Aye! makes me think of pinto beans.. *drools* i love those, w/ relish, and ketchup, cornbread.. Oh gosh,now i'm all sweaty and ready to conceive a baby inside a Pinto myself.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Ooohhh.... bad ass!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
I'd have picked an AMC Pacer for M.K's conception mobile.
Or maybe a Ford Station Wagon with the faux wood panels.
I was born in prison.. *keeps holding straight face*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!