Tuesday, September 2nd 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Adrian Grenier is delusional, but he does have pretty hair....and good posture - IDLYITW
Kanye West has a shrine to this big-tittied trick - Hollywood Tuna
Gis Bundchen is always topless. Who does she think she is? Kate Moss? - Egotastic!
Kiki and the Mac Dude are still making dirty love together - Popsugar
A story about Rhys Ifans' caca-stained panties. Bring a barf bag - Hollywood Rag
Jack Black's son is not having it - Just Jared
"Gossip Girl" lives! - Lainey Gossip
Carolina D'Whore in staged bikini pics (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Sarah Palin's amazing mullet - Cityrag
Plastic on plastic! Amanda Lepore for Bluetooth - Towleroad
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Ah hm. I really wish there was something up about what kim kardashian is wearing. The bell bottoms and such you know. I've got so many things to say about it and no one to say it to. Its killing me. Fuck her stupid fat ass. Cfhuidjkskndvgjof.
That model chick that Kanye likes...her face is busted. I'm sorry...it is busted!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Gisele's another home wrecking skank. When the woman's pregnant and you make your move, there needs to be a special place reserved in the 'ho hall of fame.
M.K. ~ you should have a DORK OF THE DAY award.
Just a friendly suggestion from the peanut gallery.
I want to slap Tanya Haden and shake her while screaming, "STOP REPRODUCING JACK BLACK'S DNA!"
Your mom - yes, the dance was horrifying.
Submitted by M.E. on September 2, 2008 - 2:30pm.
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Yeah, I saw a commercial for the movie and there was a short clip of Tommy Girl in the fatsuit doing the dance. My soul died a little after that.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Your mom - Tommy girls part was creepy. He plays the man with money backing the "tropic Thunder" movie. He is a MAJOR asshole in the movie, bald and creepy, at the end he dances to some hip hop song and it is just all sorts of wrong.
Submitted by M.E. on September 2, 2008 - 2:26pm.
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Yes, but what I'm really interested in is knowing how Tommy Girl's part was.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Who the hell is that Carolina chick?
Saw Tropic Thunder this weekend. HIGHlarious! Jack Black was funny in it.
And the rest of the crumbs...meh.
@Missy
Now that's the kind of shiot I'm talking about! I was never too much into the lsd but I loved the shrooms...
*nekkid running through the woods aaaaaahhhh good times, good times*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
The Cityrag photos of the women with Femullets are hilarious!
The chicks that are already "facially challenged" insist on trying to rock this most hideous of hairdos. Wear the hair short, or wear it long. Pick one already.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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I find the Kanye article hard to believe. If he were to build a shrine for anyone it would be for Kanye, not some chick. To ad to the dubious shrine is the fact that the girl is fucking normal looking. She isnt ugly, but by no means is she anything special, I've seen hotter Macys makeup girls than that bitch.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Nobody wants to see 40 pics of Jack-off Black. His son's crying because he wants to know why no one else has a hairy ape for a dad.
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Caroline D'Whore has incredibly wide, bony hips. She has an awful figure.
And the Dork-Of-The-Day award goes to...Kanye West. Who else would go all out like that to profess their all capital letters chicklet teef lust for a woman so utterly out of your grasp. Unless she agrees to cyber humping with you. Ugghhhhhhhh.
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Adrian has such a smug look that says "I just farted but I'm such a big star so no one will complain. Hee Hee!"
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 2, 2008 - 1:47pm.
WTF??? Did no one do anything spectacular over the holiday? Why the heck do I care about any of the above.
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I took LSD at the beach! It was gooooorgeous!!
What did everyone else do?? :D
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Why would it make me feel good to guitar slap Adrian Grenier. He's on my can't stomach list right along with the Teletubbies. I feel that he's just like those creepy word challenged twits.
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He's such an utter douche-rag
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Am I the only one who thinks the chick in the Kanye story looks like Miley Cyrus in 5 years. Ugh, I feel dirty just typing that.
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That's My sideboob!
WTF??? Did no one do anything spectacular over the holiday? Why the heck do I care about any of the above.
OT: The Michael/Pamela thing was pretty good let's get some more of that!
*stomps feet that personal life is so dull and thinks longingly of the good ole bad days*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Adrian whatever is one of those dudes that gets to fuck a lot of dumb chicks because they buy into his phony "sensitive and intellectual" act. His whole life is about having sex with borderline retarded women with STDs, and soon that will all come crashing down because the 15 minutes he has been working on getting since 1998 are tick tocking away.
As for Gis - she really does have the best pair of fake tits I've ever seen, I wouldn't even believe that they were fake unless I had seen the before and afters.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
why the hell is anyone taking pics of D'Amore? she is another fug party loser..
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"I'm a f***in' redneck," he wrote. "I live to play hockey .. I don't want kids."
-Levi Johnston, from his Myspace page
Who is that jag off playing the guitar on the beach anyway? Is he a poor man's version of Starsky?
I don't watch Entourage.
Kate Moss? PLEASE! Kate has no business being sexy or naked, unless your MJ that shit aint tantalizing. Gisele however looks like a 10 out of 10 in the pics for Arena magazine. GORGEOUS
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I used to think Adrian was cute then he started hanging out with Wonky....
Gisele is really pretty but I always got major cunt attitude vibes from her.
Amanda Lepore scares me I wonder what shes going to look like at 50?
Wow! It's beyond me how Sienna Miller could have dumped such a classy dude. Stuffing is dirty drawers in a postman's pouch seems like something she'd just adore.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Adrian Grenier is obnoxious. Once Entourage is cancelled, I'm sure he will be driving his Prius off into pop-culture obscurity.
Adrian Garnier Fructiss reminds me of that pussy character Brendan Fraser played in Bedazzled where he sat on the beach and sang ghey hippie songs.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I need more Ed, MK!!!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0