Tuesday, September 2nd 2008
It's A Miracle
Actually, there are three four miracles in these pictures. First, Tranny Clown isn't wearing red lipstick. Her lips look so nekkid and vulnerable without it. Second, Baby Max isn't covered in fake tanning juice and spider leg lashes. Whenever I picture him, I always imagine his face just covered with Xtina's face paint. Third, Baby Max is wearing a Batman t-shirt. His daddy must be weepy. He wants to be the main bat in Max's life. Fourth, Bat Boy is actually venturing out into the day. I always thought he was strictly a creature of the night who spent his days hanging upside down and cleaning off his fangs. I was wrong.
Here's more of Tranny Bee, her baby and Bat Boy invading NYC yesterday.
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For anyone that's intrested -
Video of Christina, Maxy & Jordan yesterday
http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/02/xtina-to-gavin-hey-my-kids-cute-too/
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
Baby Max is cute~! He looks like a pranksta! Look at that baby smirk on his chubby little face! *awe*
~!Je T'Aime, my baby- that means I love you baby!~
@ Sensimina ~ Christina's eyes are a very pale blue (in some lighting, they look green.) She wears a dark blue contacts to bring out the blueness of her eyes more. Her natural hair colour is brown though. She needs to go back to that.
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@ angel ~ Christina was never as bad as the Swamp thing. We never saw her puke in public & she didn't chnage clothes with people she only just met. Xtina is classy. She gets piggy back rides out of clubs if she can't walk out them.
I can't foucs. I just want to stare at the pics going "awwww, cuuuttteee" all day. (well more than I have already.)
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
Submitted by Sensimina on September 2, 2008 - 1:42pm.
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Christina's eyes are naturally blue, but she wears contacts that are a brighter shade of blue to make them pop.
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Why I love Mimi
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html
Aw, Jordan's genes won out :( Too bad, Max was a cutie when he was a few weeks old. But at least Chris doesn't look scary so thank goodness for that!
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Why I love Mimi
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html
wow...her hair is sooooo....overprocessed.
Thank goodness the baby doesnt look like batboy....ugh.
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Submitted by JuneStar on September 2, 2008 - 1:31pm.
how the hell does she maintain that hair color??? it must eat the shit out of her hair on a monthly basis. i'm suprised she has any left.
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Can you imagine her letting it air dry.
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DAE, I think Christina wears contacts. Her real eyes are brown.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 2, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by mharker on September 2, 2008 - 6:32pm.
I didn't know Christina Aguilera went on benders. Are you sure you're not confusing her with another former Mickey Mouse Club member?
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O I believe she likes to party but I do think some people tried to blow that way out of proportion so she could keep up with the Disney Ho Club.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Baby Max looks like daddy..... I'm still processing this and choosing not to comment :)
ooh so ugly it posted twice! heehee
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Holy Ugly Baby!
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Submitted by mharker on September 2, 2008 - 6:32pm.
I didn't know Christina Aguilera went on benders. Are you sure you're not confusing her with another former Mickey Mouse Club member?
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She did have a slight mad month in May where she went out quite a bit. *looks sad* It was slightly worrying to be honest. *smiles* But she's hasn't been clubbing that much for ages now! Yay!
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
That baby got old man face. LOL.
And Christiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiina!!!!
I can seeeeee you!
Come on out, hunny - you've almost made it and I think you're kinda cute under there:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
My brain cannot compute the contrasting orange fivehead and the white witch lady hair.
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Alright I just looked at the rest of the pictures. Why does the name John Goodman come to mind when I look at that child?
So. so. cute.
Submitted by NitWitty on September 2, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Well, she had to get one "family photo op," in before she goes on her next bender. Yeesh!
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I didn't know Christina Aguilera went on benders. Are you sure you're not confusing her with another former Mickey Mouse Club member?
Soooo glad that Max has Christina's blue eyes!!
It's not such a bad thing if Max looks like Jordan, Jordy is kinda cute (IMO).
IMO, Maxy looks like Xtina when she was babe! CUTE!!
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
ugh i meant *saw him as a baby
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
how the hell does she maintain that hair color??? it must eat the shit out of her hair on a monthly basis. i'm suprised she has any left.
"what the crap are you talking about?"~RennyBB10
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strange! i aaw him as a baby on people magazine and i saw him for the second time now. he got big! he's cute in a way but yeah he looks like the dad a little. my mom and i saw a commercial with tranny clown on it last night and my mom was like 'uh whats up with the white hair?' haha
if she went back to blonde and kept the red shit off, she'd be good!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Awwwwwwwwww....I love his little adidas booties.
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Oh um, er, what a little bundle, Christina!
*fake smile*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I don't think all babies are cute but he's not a bad looking child. I've seen worse. Anyone seen Adam Sandler's kid? Oh my.
I just cursed myself. And my future kid.
Her nose sure is huge without the red lipstick to distract the viewer.
Also, this is a woman who NEEDS a weave. She should have shaved her head, not that other woman.
Max is the cutest!!!!!!! *turns into a puddle of goo*
Christina - hope you have fun at the signing today!!!!!!
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
Yowzza...not a good looking kid by any stretch of the imagination. Looks just like the dad.
I think CA, besides being talented, is a really pretty girl. She just needs to lay off the Tammy Faye mask and tone down the platinum.
"batboy" always makes me giggle
The baby is cute..Count Dracula..not so much.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
MUCH better. The kid is kinda cute, but he obviously takes after his ugly daddy.
OMG, he is *adorable*! A bit surprising, because let's face it, Bat Boy is not a pretty face...but Christina's genes won out, apparently!
She is ridiculous looking. I know the kid has no clue yet, but when he does, he will be totally embarressed.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
she looks so much younger when she doesnt slap on that vampire blood red lipstick...cute baby!!
Tranny Clown looks like Tranny Clown, so no further comments. Her baby is sort of ugly, tho. Well, it's expected. She's not so cute and her husband is fugly.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
1. Tranny Clown looks so much better without the Mary Kay mudslide all over her face.
2. Her son unfortunately looks just like his father, who obviously sleeps upside down in a cave and makes deals with Weekly World News for exclusives.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
I love the shoes. Not Christina's, the baby's. Why don't they make those for adults? They make the diapers, duh
Looks like Bat Boy.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Well, she had to get one "family photo op," in before she goes on her next bender. Yeesh!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Awww I think hes cute, but then again I'm one of those people thats finds all babies cute :/
No way, I swear I thought that was Britney with a bleached out weave.