Tuesday, September 2nd 2008
It's A Miracle
Actually, there are three four miracles in these pictures. First, Tranny Clown isn't wearing red lipstick. Her lips look so nekkid and vulnerable without it. Second, Baby Max isn't covered in fake tanning juice and spider leg lashes. Whenever I picture him, I always imagine his face just covered with Xtina's face paint. Third, Baby Max is wearing a Batman t-shirt. His daddy must be weepy. He wants to be the main bat in Max's life. Fourth, Bat Boy is actually venturing out into the day. I always thought he was strictly a creature of the night who spent his days hanging upside down and cleaning off his fangs. I was wrong.
Here's more of Tranny Bee, her baby and Bat Boy invading NYC yesterday.
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Submitted by shandi on September 2, 2008 - 4:36pm.
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I don't think it's Down's - the kid just didn't hit the genetic jackpot. Xtina was funny looking when she was a child, Jordan's odd looking now, there you go.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
She looks like cheap, retched, trailer-park trash. The baby is cute, though.
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Submitted by froggie2004 on September 2, 2008 - 1:54pm.
I don't want to seem mean, but does Baby Max look "special" to anyone else?
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Yes, I already posted that he looks like he has Down's Syndrome. And someone else agreed and said something seemed "off" about him.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
That kid is not cute. Not at all.
I thought maybe he was just fug. Or maybe that's what happens when you mix a human with a bat (I'm being generous here)
Submitted by shandi on September 2, 2008 - 2:40pm.
I'm not trying to be a bitch, really I'm not. But that baby looks like he has Down's Syndrome.
I agree, something's off with him.
She looks as enthused about holding that baby as most people picking up their dog poo.
I don't want to seem mean, but does Baby Max look "special" to anyone else?
Poor Max thinks a 99-year-old granny with long white hair is his mommy.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 2, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Something about this woman disturbs me, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
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I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to say here, but it seems like you're speculating on the source of Christina's big voice. It is odd, considering how little she is.
Maybe it's not so much a purely physical source of energy so much as a psychological one--maybe it's repressed anger or sadness, a way to constantly scream at the top of her lungs in a way that's socially acceptable. That, combined with the hair and makeup, gives her a kind of inhuman presence--like one of those fairy-tale banshees.
Ziggy - one of my friends was the same way when she was a child. Usually more intelligent people are because they figure out early that it's the law of the jungle out here.
Could be that something about Xtina's notes are speaking to the inner cortex of your brain, making you want to choose Flight. Can't blame you.
NovaNightly,
I LOVE that avatar.
Looking at it, I can't help but try to think back to any episodes of CRIBS that I might have seen starring Christina.
It wouldn't surprise me if there was an evil scepter lying around the house - much like the one Jessica is holding!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
It's nice to see a Hollywood baby in regular looking clothes like a normal child.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Damn Ziggy.. that was like... deep and shit. *picking nose*
Why were you an introverted child?
What a cute little baby!!! I just wanna smoosh his wittle cheeks...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Something about this woman disturbs me, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Of course the tacky reinventions, embarrassing song writing and over-done singing (OhhhahOHohhohohOHOOOOhhhHHHHohoOHHHhohHOOhohHH) are all causes of annoyance, but it goes deeper than that.
If I can tell a personal tale, I would like to share one of the defining moments of my life. I was having lunch with my Grandmother and her friend in a cafe one afternoon. As an introverted child I kept my head down for most of the day and only looked up occasionally to respond to questions. During the course of the lunch date, my Grandmother's friend worked her way through a pastry. When I did happen to look up to address her, I noticed that several flakes of pastry had actually collected on the lower-rim of her tortoiseshell framed glasses.
Something about this image disturbed me greatly, although I couldn't quite explain it to myself. It was only when I came to study the works of Sir Isaac Newton that I hit upon the source of my anxiety.
Perhaps some of the more astute readers have already picked up on it - I am of course referring to Newton's third law of motion : For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
How strong a force this woman's jaws must have exerted upon the fragile crust of a pastry to have its splinters reach her glasses. It becomes only more horrific when we consider that the energy that sent those fragments skyward was only part of the original energy of the mouth. Of course all energy is conserved, but we must remember that much of this would have transformed into the smacking sounds that still make me wretch today.
This example dominates my thoughts when I hear at Christina's music. There is something unsettling about it, although I cannot as of yet place my finger on the cause of this peculiar affect.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
I'm glad Xtina is wearing a long frock today because she has funky legs. What is truly a miracle, is that white hair.
Maybe she's preggers again? That would explain the weight gain...cuz she was thinner (especially in the face)a month or so ago.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 2, 2008 - 3:12pm.
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She was in NY in that vid? Huh....the paps were still super annoying to me. Little Max looked so confused about what was going on, lol.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 2, 2008 - 3:16pm.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Baby got much cuter, thought he was a bit fug at first - must just have been the newborn curse.
Submitted by AmberWaves on September 2, 2008 - 8:06pm.
Why aren't they wearing their wedding rings? They always wore them before. Christina's chunk of an engagement ring may scratch the baby, but simple bands won't
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Jordan has never worn his wedding ring on his finger. Not once, because he hates wearing rings. He had a special necklace made so he could wear the ring as necklace & so he could wear the ring on his finger if he ever wanted to.
Have you seen Christina's wedding ring? it's huge. Do you honestly think Christina would wear a "simple band"? Anything but.
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
Guys, I know she already did the cover....looks like she was either Photoshopped to hell, or gained some weight back, or both...
QueenC: I see you on people's MS....you can ask Slutts or Nitty who I am.....I am on both their pages, if you like....I tried to add you once, but I have to know your last name or email- you pain in the ass....lol
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"I'm a f***in' redneck," he wrote. "I live to play hockey .. I don't want kids."
-Levi Johnston, from his Myspace page
@ QueenCharisma
Your welcome. I think the paps are better behaved in NYC than in LA, which is why Christina is seen out with Max while she's there.
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@ mharker
Christina started going steady with Jordan, which is why she changed from "Xtina" to "Baby Jane" - she's said so herself.
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@ PSL
Christina "How I Got My Body Back!" (with a tight fitting dress & photoshop)
http://www.aguileraworld.com/photogallery/displayimage.php?album=569&pos...
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
Why aren't they wearing their wedding rings? They always wore them before. Christina's chunk of an engagement ring may scratch the baby, but simple bands won't.
There's gonna be some shock & awe for Max when he discovers not all women are oompa loompa orange
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 2, 2008 - 2:45pm.
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She already was. Look up US Weekly's cover photos in their archive - she's wearing a pink, Herve Leger dress.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
I do not think she is fat, but she'd better not be put on ANY covers saying how she lost her baby weight. She still has plenty.
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"I'm a f***in' redneck," he wrote. "I live to play hockey .. I don't want kids."
-Levi Johnston, from his Myspace page
I'm not trying to be a bitch, really I'm not. But that baby looks like he has Down's Syndrome.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
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unfortunate that he has his fathers nose
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I love how she's not stick thin in this picture- good on her. Although it looks like she lost the baby weight then put a bit back on again...could she be preggo again??
http://www.notontheguestlist.worpdress.com
Submitted by angel_i on September 2, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 2, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by mharker on September 2, 2008 - 6:32pm.
I didn't know Christina Aguilera went on benders. Are you sure you're not confusing her with another former Mickey Mouse Club member?
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O I believe she likes to party but I do think some people tried to blow that way out of proportion so she could keep up with the Disney Ho Club.
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I'm sure she likes to party, too--I just don't remember any stories about it. I remember reading an article once about how after Britney and Christina kissed Madonna at the VMA, their lives took radically different directions. "Xtina" went from being dirrty to a nice kind of Jean Harlow look and she seemed to settle down.
Girl needs some eyebrows, though. And the hair--Gwen Stefani can pull it off, but it does look really damaged.
This is one fug baby, yet he is cute in a chubby legs kind of way!
I'd still kiss his cheeks and pray for him!
Awe . . . Max is such a chubby, cute, lil baby bat ;)
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
He's a cutie. She could bring the hair down a notch, and Dad is probably a better person for not being so much to look at.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
I think the baby is gorgeous but I love most babies.
Also, I kinda keep my hair that colour and it's fairly easy, even with straightening it 2-3 times a week. Much like C.A, my natural colour is just a different shade of blonde, which makes it much easier unlike B.S, who's v much a brunette.
He looks more like Bat Boy than Xtina.
Max is a cutie! A Christina looks much better without the blood red lipstick.
He sure is breathtaking!!!
took a second look, i guess he's not as blonde as i first thought, i do see hints of reddish-brown in there.
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"It also looks like Benji almost kicked her in the wonk"!!!
Cute kid
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Max is mildly fug.
i think the baby looks like her & not in a good way. the kid looks like it came from 2 naturally blond parents, except both parents in this case have fairly dark hair. i'll probably burn in hell for saying this but i will not be a happy mama should this happen to my future child. just saying.
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"It also looks like Benji almost kicked her in the wonk"!!!
She looks awkward, like she doesn't know how to carry a baby. And WTF??? Signing her autograph while she's holding him? Yeah, she's real concerned about the baby. Her hair looks like shit. Oh wait, if it looked like shit it would be BROWN!
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 2, 2008 - 2:05pm.
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It's the nose and the chin that do it.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Max looks like Christina if she laid off all the damn clown cosmetics.
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I dont think Max looks like batboy at all...yet you all do? hmm....all i can see is his little blue eyes and teeny little nose...like mommy. Not the grotesque mangy features of his daddy....pfft! :P
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Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 2, 2008 - 1:54pm.
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Thanks for posting! Some of those photogs are really annoying.
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Why I love Mimi
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html
Max is so cute, Christina is blonde but not that bleach blonde
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
What a cute baby.
max is cute.