New Gayelle Couple Alert!
Pamela Anderson and Jacko are dating. You're probably not ready the rest of this, because you just sprayed your Diet Rite all over the monitor. For those of you that are still with me, let's go on.
Yes, the Daily Mirror claims Pammy and Jacko have always been big fans of each other. So they got their people to set something up. The date took place at the Ice Bar in Hell. No, it took place at Shutters in Santa Monica. The source said they had a few drinks at the bar together. They serve Jesus Juice at Shutters?
A witness who obviously didn't take their medication that morning said Pam and Jacko talked about their love of plastic surgery. Ha. The witness went on to say, "They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."
Jacko and Pammy even went out a second time. Another source said they had coffee in Malibu where they talked about their kids.
Methinks these "sources" need to ask their doctor to change the dose on their medication. If Pammy and Jacko went on a date, we would know for sure, because the world would end. The day they touch lips is the day we all disappear in a cloud of smoke.
I mean, maybe these "sources" saw Cher and Alexis Arquette on a date? Now that's a believable couple!
She looks more like man than he does.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Pam looks like a lifelong alcoholic.
I wonder what it would be like to be the hottest woman in the world.. and then one day wake up and just look HORRIBLE.
I mean, her whole identity has been just the ultimate blonde sexpot.. and now she's just haggard. What do you do with yourself?
And she's not even old...
This is like, the ultimate train wreck dream come true! We should make gossip on these two so in demand, that they will overshadow brangelina! At least stuff about these two will make us laugh instead of want to punch a hole in the wall!!! Now Tommy will never want her back after this!! He's gonna see her as damaged goods! I'd start working on getting custody of their two boys if I were him!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
*hiding under the bed*
Make it go away, please.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
What would happen if we kissed
Would your tongue slip past my lips
Would you run away, would you stay
Or would I melt into you
Mouth to mouth, lust to lust
Spontaneously combust
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGS3TaHHNBw
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
For real - in this pic Pam actually DOES look even worse than Jacko, and I can't believe I've just said it about someone who's still alive. Shit!
EW that's nasty...I'll just pretend I didn't read that.
Your face!
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 2, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Michael looks better than her in this pic.
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Yeah, and this is saying A LOT. My God, Pamela.
that's so ewwwwww! but it might be nice hanging out with someone who understands when you have to stop suddenly and pick pieces of your face off the floor...
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
i find this hard to believe...pammy really loves the cock and i just don't see michael getting the job done...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Aw, how sweet! They will totally live the twilight of their "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane" years together...*tiger tear*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Did hell freeze over and the celluloid drones have taken over?
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Doesn't Michael Jackson insist he never had plastic surgery-- that his looks evolved through adolescence, just the process of growing up... or some similar outrageous explanation?!!
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
Well, they're both vegans. Other than that there is no way in MILF hell these two could be considered "an item."
Unless Pam has a secret desire to make love to a 90 lb. wheelchair bound, surgical mask-wearing plastic surgery addict with brown fingernails.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Scary, just scary.
Maybe Jacko is looking for a new surrogate and thinks Pam is an easy target cos she always seems to have her legs open for some guy??
Jacko seems to be regressing in his old age. From Bubbles the Chimp and the Elephant Man's bones to a bubble-tittied bitch who gets boned by elephant-dicked men.
Oh hell to the no! Although, I was always wondering, what are actual parents of Marilyn Manson would look like.
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
I can see this. I don't know why, but it works.
I don't understand.
What'd they say to each other, "let's grow oldER together!"?...
Honestly, despite the way micheal looks, i wouldn't be shocked if women claimed he was a good sexual partner.
The way his face is melting, it's more like a Dali!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 2, 2008 - 2:17pm.
True--that thing's a fkn Picasso!
If this is true this is awesome. For so many reasons. On so many levels. Yess.
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 2, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Wake me up when there's a sex tape.
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yeah! it will probably have people in stitches.
(Apologies for this pathetic pun)
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
My theories:
1.Pam is trying to steal Jacko's "natural look" makeup secrets
2. They are swapping nose-collapsing prevention tips.
3. They are meeting because since swapping lips with Pammie in 1991, Jacko is having second thoughts and wants his Black lips back.
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Holy batshit! These two as a couple would be great sport. Maybe Pammy will offer to give birth to his next child. I can only imagine how scary he/she would look in 20 years!
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Tommy Lee needs to do something useful for once and keep that "man" far, far from his boys!!!!
I do hope Pammy gets a picture of MJ on her stripper pole!
Good God! When did Pamela Anderson start looking like Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"
Maybe they were swapping stories about all of the oil baron's they've slept with in Dubai.
Submitted by RJII on September 2, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Michael's face took years to master.
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True--that thing's a fkn Picasso!
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I vote for Mommy Complex. He believes in his heart his real mommy is actually caucasian. Meanwhile, if he really did have some kind of disease that took all the color out of his skin, it would've taken the color out of his nail beds, too. But it didn't. So, no - he bleached himself. That's how he arrived at his michaelness.
Michael's face took years to master. Pamela just hit a brick wall at 90 mph. What happened Pam? Overnight instant fug.
Pop them titties out, scrub the face and move to a ranch in Montana.
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I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
why are his freakin nails brown? yuck!
I taught she supposedly dating some royal dude
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
But, but, but... She's not a lil boy!
This must just be for PR.
**** "I Love Lamp" ****
I was always taught never to fight nature as it will only ever be a losing battle. All these monkeys that hack their faces up are slowly finding out, as their faces collapse, that these things are best left alone!
As for these two... immensely talented (albeit unable to cope generally in life) and completely talentless do not good bed fellows make.
OLD Pammy resorts to any old headline grabbing move to try to keep her haggard backside relevant to the irrelevant.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 2, 2008 - 10:06am.
Wake me up when there's a sex tape.
i hear ya stock broker.
though this has to be the biggest what the fuck ??? moment in awhile.
Hoy!
Whatever happened to light makeup? Really - does everyone need to be looking like a back-alley ho? We gots baby hos and granny hos and alien hos and broken hos...We need some Little House on the Pairie au naturel shit up in here already.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
There is no way in he** Pam could think this is a good idea! I agree with the others there is more to it than the obvious cuz the obvious is f*cking disgusting!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Wake me up when there's a sex tape.
I don't know which face is scarier. Oh well, they can sit around talking about the plastic surgeries they've had done.
This must be a sign of the apocalypse.
Our culture truly is doomed.
This is hawt....no one else wants to do these horrid people...so there ya go. Match made in...er...made in...uh...made in silcone!!!
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Pam Anderson is always looking at the best interest of her kids. She would never put a man before her two young boys. Its absurd! That is why she picks the man with a house full of toys and playground equipment. Easy babysitting options!
A chhild abuser & a dried up whore - it's what fairy tales are made off.
~♥~"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world."
"We're so so blessed and so happy to have him and to be able to raise such an amazing little man."
"I'm such a sucker for Max. I'm a sucker for my son." ~ Christina on Max~♥~
Please...doesn't Pam Anderson have two little boys? There's the reason for this odd date right there..end of story. Pedos always hook up with single, vunerable mothers with little boys.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Thanks ok. I'm sure Michael's peen fell off long ago with his nose.
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A newborn's leftover umbilical cord just came to mind.
This is a sure sign of the apocalypse!!!!!