Tuesday, September 2nd 2008
Hot Slut Of The Week: Chad Rogers
Birthday: April 4, 1978
Age: 30
Birth Name: ?
Original Date of HS of the Day: August 30, 2008
Claim to Fame: Superstar real estate agent, star of Bravo's "Million Dollar Listing" and expert "bowl cut" wearer.
Where is he now? Probably staring at his hair in the mirror
Why is he HS of the Week? I was thisclose to making Chad's hair "Hot Slut" because it has a life of its own. But his hair doesn't come up with such amazing lines as "Who's Dorian Gray?"
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I have no doubt this guy is 30. I mean what advantage would it be to represent himself as older than he really is? Yes, he is a realtor, but his youth only works to his advantage. To look young...all it takes is to religiously use sunscreen on your face, and being thin doesn't hurt either. Yes he may look youthful, but check out his neck wrinkles - that is always a dead giveaway. That is not the neck of a teenager.
I think he was born in 1977...Hilton and Hyland (his real estate company) wished him a happy 27th birthday back in 2004... look on his site.
I'd eat it.
With a tablespoon.
Any ole day.
And lick him like an ice-cream cone to boot.
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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
malibu mom says to leave hime alone. He is young looking,so what? You wish you could be young looking. But when he speaks he is direct, confident and educated! He is even a little sarcastic which has been lost on most.
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Pete Burns did the hair first...and in green!
i dont get why people are focusing on chad as being the douchiest when the utmost douche on the planet is josh flagg. i need to call joel mchale and tell him he has the wrong idiot labeled as "rectal swab"
Really?
He's 30? He looks like he's 12.
AHAHAHA! "IT'S TRICKY...TO BALANCE A RELATIONSHIP AND BE A REAL ESTATE AGENT" -CHAD
pleeeease! that is one of the most retarded things i've ever heard! how about it's tricky being an on call dr. or some serious shit like that? fucking uggo, materialistic douche.
I'd like to slap this kid across the face like I've never hit anyone in my life. And I use the word "kid" because he acts like an 18 year old douchebag. Seriously. He needs to be bitchslapped about a thousand times.
i hate this kid so much.
this is the dude of today.
real men dont exist anymore unless they are at least 40 years old.
@ Stockbroker: LMAO Moe's grandson!! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck! Yeah, let's poke this douche's fucking eyes out, LOL!
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If they mated: SamRo and Joe Jonas. WTF, this Chad dude doesn't look a day over 15.
Hot Slut of the Week, sure why not?
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EEEWWWWWWWWWWW. Is that the beginning of a cold sore/fever blister on the right side (our left) of his mouth? That rise looks a little suspicious...
And he is SOOO Fugaliscious. Just not cute...
His show is on tonight. You've gotta watch it, just to hear his voice.
Yuck. Don't like his hair or his nose or his lips or his face. Yuck.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Is he Moe's grandson?
I was not aware that Bo Rics & Cost Cutters are now cutting hair using a salad bowl.
The only way to stop this HSOTD crisis is to call MK's cable provider and have them block all access to Bravo. I want power of attorney over that shit because I will flip if there's another piece of shit from Bravo on here, and you know with "Top Design" coming back, every single one of those tards is going to get a HSOTD title.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by Oxygen on September 2, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by Kp on September 2, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 2, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Son of a--
GD it, I can't stand these stupid-ass shaggy haircuts on all these little hipster dufuses these days....
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At the hair salon yesterday, this mom came into pay for her 14y.o. son's cut, and screamed at the clerk..."I'm not paying $25 for that crooked ass cut." The son goes, "That's the way I wanted it!" I busted out.
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Ugh...all the boys in my daughter's little hippy school have their hair like that - I found I was constantly tryna brush it back, today, while I talked to them and they were waving me away like some kinda annoying fly....gonna be a fun year;p
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Submitted by Nikki Lamb: "I'll be pretty happy when this shitty, pseudo-70s hair trend bites the dust."
Me too. I kind of dig it for younger boys who are really into surfing or skating. But on guys over the age of, say, 18, it's a bit creepy. If you're a man, LOOK like one.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... "...He dates boys and girls."
He DOES? Well, he's just on a one-way street to Gayville. He's probably "dating" girls because he's afraid he'll lose an inheritance or something.
omg that guy is 30?????? I'm 3 years older than him, and to date him, I'd feel like a child molester! he looks like he's 15!
I'll be pretty happy when this shitty, pseudo-70s hair trend bites the dust. Everywhere I look I see mini-winged, greasy-haired, Ashton Kutcher "That 70s Show" wannabees.
Every time I see some mushroom-haired little punk with his hair plastered across his forehead in a fucking combover I want to take an electric razor a la Jackass, sneak up behind them, and BZZZZT.
MK,
You've broken my heart. I know you're into kink and weird stuff, but this freak takes the cake. I begged you not to make him HSOTW and now look at what you've done...... my world has crashed. Not even Sarah Palin's redneck son-in-law-to-be can help me recover.
I only know of him because they mocked his flat ass on "The Soup." The Dorian Gray reference was so over his head and his potential client just couldn't put enough distance between himself and this smarmy twerp.
This picture is epitome of dooshbag. His own dad can't stand his ass.
He's pretty ugly.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Let's just change the title of this...competition (?) to "Annoying Cast Member of a Bravo Reality Show of the Week". Not as catchy as Hot Slut/OTW, but more accurate.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by Kp on September 2, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 2, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Son of a--
GD it, I can't stand these stupid-ass shaggy haircuts on all these little hipster dufuses these days....
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At the hair salon yesterday, this mom came into pay for her 14y.o. son's cut, and screamed at the clerk..."I'm not paying $25 for that crooked ass cut." The son goes, "That's the way I wanted it!" I busted out.
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I thought he was 22, but me no likey. He dates boys and girls. Make your mind and choose one, stop wasting peoples time and emotions.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 2, 2008 - 11:15am.
Is this one of the Jonas brothers?
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That's exactly what I thought. And now I'm proud that I a) have no idea who this guy is and b) obviously couldn't pick any of the Jonas brothers out of a motherfucking crowd. Yay me.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
MK, he is NOT a hot slut of ANYTHING. I'm really disappointed in you.
This little poofter went to the Zac Efron school of straightness.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 2, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Son of a--
GD it, I can't stand these stupid-ass shaggy haircuts on all these little hipster dufuses these days--I just wanna rip the hair out of their wussy little skulls and dip it in guacamole!
Bravo! I am so sick of this hipster shit trend thats been going on. People look so fucking stupid! They are all pathetic and are trying so hard.
I had to look up Dorian Gray too~ I think I suffer from DGS~!!!
*Slashers baby foreskin all over face*
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He has Peter Brady hair.
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I had to look up Dorian Gray - Sufferers of Dorian Gray Syndrome are heavy users of cosmetic medical procedures and products in an attempt to preserve their youth.
good to see i'm not the only one who looks absurdly young! not a fan of the hair!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 2, 2008 - 11:43am.
I totally agree. I have a daughter in junior high and one in high school, so I am used to seeing these guys with their complicated haircuts. My husband, however, is not. We went to see my daughters concert earlier this year and my husband was in shock. He said it looks like the guys spend hours on their hair and the girls all wear it straight.
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Must be a late bloomer???? I see no facial hair. I guess everyone looks 20 years younger with a bowel (typo, and it stays!) cut.
Actually, he's not so bad on the show. Just needs to get rid of his 8th grade hair cut. Everyone wants to look younger, but not "8th grade" young. sheesh!
Son of a--
GD it, I can't stand these stupid-ass shaggy haircuts on all these little hipster dufuses these days--I just wanna rip the hair out of their wussy little skulls and dip it in guacamole!
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Ive seen his episodes of Million Dollar LIsting a few times, and he is the fakest person I think Ive ever endured. In every sense of the word.
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Looks like that chick who used to live with Chrissie and Jack - the one who's job it was to basically answer the doorbell.
30? He looks like one of the Jonas Brothers could be his Dad.
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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."
Comment by Cala on WSJ blog
Noooooooooo!
Me no likey this bitch.
HaHaHa. Very funny MK. You got me...NOW who's the real HSOTW?!?!?!
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No way, there is no way he's 30?! He wears so much face make up...he looks like he wears lip liner, too. But I like him MUCH more than the other 2 massengils that are on that show.
He seriously looks like my 15 year old babysitter. Its like he's another Ralph Macchio or something. lol.
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Any guy who is 30 and not a member of the rolling stones who wears skinny jeans should be beaten with a bat covered in broken glass. I cannot believe, the way he talks, that he is 30 years old, there is no way!
This is a horrible hot slut Mk!