He Might Be A McConaughey
The New York Daily News has found Bristol Palin's baby daddy! Well, I think they just did a couple of searches on MySpace. They describe 18-year-old Levi Johnston as a "a superhunky bad-boy ice hockey player from cold country." We get it, the NYDN totally wants to do him.
According to his MySpace page (which is offline now), Levi is just a "fuckin' redneck" who doesn't want kids. Levi loves snowboarding, dirt bikes, fishing and "fuckin' chillin'." He also loves the word "fuckin'." Apparently.
Bristol and Levi have been dating for about a year. They are getting married, because they have to. Gawker has a couple of Levi's "fuckin'" MySpace photos. And his photos are just what you expected.
The dude's name is Levi, he's a proud redneck and he loves chillin'. I think we've found Matthew McConaughey's long-lost secret love child! Put a bongo in front of Levi and if he starts pounding it like there's no tomorrow, then we know the truth!
That being said, I'd hit it.
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what i want to know is..........WHEN DID SARUH KNOW THAT HER KID HAD A CAKE IN THE OVEN? Is Saruh done yet?
LOL it's PSL's siggy...funny
The media is now investigating her membership into the quasi-political group that wants to secede Alaska from the USA. This will allow Alaska to become an independent country that can then drill for oil wherever they want.
Apperantely, she was a member of this group back in the 90's. She made a video for them at their most recent meeting.
Does anyone have a copy of it?
On Topic: there's no way this jerk is going to marry Bristol Cream.
Gross.