He Might Be A McConaughey
The New York Daily News has found Bristol Palin's baby daddy! Well, I think they just did a couple of searches on MySpace. They describe 18-year-old Levi Johnston as a "a superhunky bad-boy ice hockey player from cold country." We get it, the NYDN totally wants to do him.
According to his MySpace page (which is offline now), Levi is just a "fuckin' redneck" who doesn't want kids. Levi loves snowboarding, dirt bikes, fishing and "fuckin' chillin'." He also loves the word "fuckin'." Apparently.
Bristol and Levi have been dating for about a year. They are getting married, because they have to. Gawker has a couple of Levi's "fuckin'" MySpace photos. And his photos are just what you expected.
The dude's name is Levi, he's a proud redneck and he loves chillin'. I think we've found Matthew McConaughey's long-lost secret love child! Put a bongo in front of Levi and if he starts pounding it like there's no tomorrow, then we know the truth!
That being said, I'd hit it.
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Stoney - I'm confused. They confirmed that she is pregnant with her second baby, or just confirmed that she is pregnant?
omg, more of this...
Somewhere in France a disturbed "artist/actress/Saint" is planning a media coup. She can't not be the center of the universe, hunger strike to start in 3, 2, 1......
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Damn, I thought that was an old pic of Ryan Philippe or something.
Fucking rednecks are taking over this country. We are in deep shit. Thanks, McCain--you bumbling moron.
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Whatever...there are teenage pregnancies all over the world...I feel bad for the daughter having that mother and now her business is world wide...and as far as his myspace comments, he's young, dumb and full of cum...what did anyone expect him to sound like?
Submitted by Stoney on September 2, 2008 - 12:13pm.
.. but we HAVE verified that she is knocked up RIGHT NOW with her own baby
Are you sure she's not knocked up with someone else's baby?
Submitted by M.E. on September 2, 2008 - 11:11am.
No Me, what Palin did was say: "See?, My little angel Bristol couldn't have given birth 4 months ago cuz she was busy getting pregnant 5 months ago! you see? I'm a great mother...
or something like that.
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Considering her mother doesn't believe in traditional contraception (even though she claims she does), it's no wonder her slut daughter is preggers.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
all of this drama cannot be happening! mccain said palin was vetted...*snort*
now i'm waiting for the hypocrasy spin on this...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Trig can't be Bristol's. He's 5 months old and she's 5 months pregnant.
Re. her not using birth control: I'm sure she knows about it. Come on, who in this day and age doesn't know about condoms for crying out loud?
I agree with whoever said he's not going to marry her. If he does, I'll be shocked.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 2, 2008 - 11:10am.
I don't know, but it does look alot like her, with her hair being lighter in the drinking pics. You can compare to the pic below, but, not surprisingly, she isn't smiling in the link below and she has her strategically placed brother draped over her.
http://ndn.newsweek.com/media/13/bristol-palin-baby-pregnant-sister-teen...
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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."
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Where is his Peterbuilt cap?
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Someone on Dlisted this weekend said it best...the Palins would be the Spears family if the Spears family went into politics.
I can't even watch the news anymore...John McCain's insulting choice for VP has made me physically ill.
We have not verified that Trig is Bristol's, and he very well could be, but we HAVE verified that she is knocked up RIGHT NOW with her own baby. (second kid for this skank in my opinion) McCain's camp confirmed it! Hypocrisy at its finest!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I dont understand why people think getting married is so much better for the child and somehow makes it right religiously.
Submitted by Kp on September 2, 2008 - 11:02am.
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Submitted by Imokwithguyliner on September 2, 2008 - 12:00pm.
No clue, actually. Im assuming some type of owl. I saw it on Icanhascheezburger :-)
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That's the "orly" owl. google it, my friends.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I sheltered myself from any news this weekend, so I am trying to get caught up. Have we verified that Trig IS Bristol's?
Submitted by Mopa on September 2, 2008 - 11:07am.
These are the pics some people are alluding to that supposedly show her underage drinking:
That girl is not Bristol, isn't that Levi's sister? regardless; My guess would be that when they found out Bristol was pregnant they had to "Fukin celebrate".
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Just fucking Christ this gets sadder by the minute.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Eww! Whats wrong with you skanks have you no taste in men? This guy reeks of the nast~! He looks like the type that would fart during sexey times and then roll over and go to sleep... or ask you to go make him a sammie~ FUCK YOU!!!
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Yeah - he's cute, for a little boy.
He looks like a dark haired Ryan Phillipe.
Who is the chick in those photo's with him?
Just when I think it CAN'T get any better...
Something else comes along...
I can't laugh about it though...
Because I know if I start...I WILL NEVER STOP!!!
These are the pics some people are alluding to that supposedly show her underage drinking:
http://www.damnimcute.com/the-juicy/bristol-palin-drinking-and-pregnant/
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Clarisse ~ thanks doll! That's what I was looking for.
Why in the hell would she make a tape for this wacko group knowing it would some day come back to bite her in the ass? Geezus, what a STOOPID loser.
"Submitted by lizzieb on September 2, 2008 - 9:04am.
Oh god. That poor girl. Named Bristol- for which there is no excuse and now stuck to this waste of skin. Condoms people, if you must have a bit of rough don't let people be able to prove it. One skinny bit of rubber girl and you could even lie and say you don't know him. Think on and teach your daughters better. Eeyew"
Palin doesn't believe in sex education. I doubt her daughter knew about those condamns.
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Nice. You can't advise your kid about birth control, because that would be tantamount to your tacit approval of her "fuckin'", but you can enable her to ruin her life by giving birth to an unwanted child as opposed to a surgical procedure.
People are SO stupid. People are going to fuck; let them do it with birth control, and fuck your stupid family values conservative bible thumping bullshit. fuckfuckfuckfuckityfuckinfuck So there.
All this redneck drama bullshit makes me think the Republicans don't really want to win. Plus, now no one is addressing the fact that Bristol is currently pregnant with her SECOND child, Trig OBVIOUSLY being her first.
Sarah's daughter got this piece? Damn, I need to move to Alaska.
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Submitted by Kp on September 2, 2008 - 12:02pm.
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Dang it!! that's what I thought it was -- a snowy one at that.
I'm super superstitious. O's = bad luck or secrets being spilled. I'm off to a meeting. Hopefully it'll have bad news for someone else and secrets will be spilled.
ta-ta!
Oh god. That poor girl. Named Bristol- for which there is no excuse and now stuck to this waste of skin. Condoms people, if you must have a bit of rough don't let people be able to prove it. One skinny bit of rubber girl and you could even lie and say you don't know him. Think on and teach your daughters better. Eeyew
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Submitted by Imokwithguyliner on September 2, 2008 - 11:01am.
The pics are not Bristol's they are of this redneck's sister, the one that looks like a slut
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
good stuff.. this election year is the best!!LOL
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Red Neck? From Alaska? *confused*
Submitted by Salem13 on September 2, 2008 - 11:57am.
So do you think hes voting Mccain or Obama?
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"Voting?? What's that?" said Levi.
I love the pic where they are holding the rifles and guns.. fucking classy...
...and my boss still thinks the Republicans are the best opcion... wtf?
sometimes I don't understand
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Submitted by Imokwithguyliner on September 2, 2008 - 12:00pm.
No clue, actually. Im assuming some type of owl. I saw it on Icanhascheezburger :-)
If I was this asshat, I'd demand a patenity test.
Bristol Cream looks like the Queen of HS Slut Class.
Oh, and Sara Palin was a teenage mom herself.
Yea, that's good parenting for you.
Shotgun weddings run in this fecal matter cesspool.
Ha Ha! the little "fuckin' redneck who doesn't want kids" has has been fucked in the crapper for being a dumbass. Anyway, he looks as homely as that Bristol girl so they are well matched.
P.S. He looks like a complete redneck tool with those guns.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 2, 2008 - 12:00pm.
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I heard on the radio news this morning that apparently there are pictures of Bris partying it up. beeer bottles an' errythang. I haven't searched for the photos yet. will go to glp to see if they've got anything...brb
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
He has a mullet!!! Rock on!
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Is this what you're lookin for?
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KP, what kind of bird is that in your avie? if its name starts with an "o" I'm outta here!!!!!
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 2, 2008 - 11:56am.
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Good info SB! Where were ya yesterday when all heck was breaking loose on the family values thread? We coulda used your help. Some very dumb tools were sent in by the rnc or somebody to give us a hard time. they got a good pounding, that's fo' sho!
"fuckin redneck"
well, obviously!! Shotgun wedding and a lifetime of domestic disturbances are what these kids have to look forward to in life.
I love the fact that the grandmother to be is telling the world that her daughter "chose" life for her unwanted brat. uh... what choice did she have exactly? You're forcing her to marry the future abusive drunk who knocked her up and have a kid neither one of them wants. That's a choice?
I wish them fun with all the misery they're about to put themselves through for absofuckinglutely NOTHING.
But they're conforming and that's what matters, right?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
If he din't want kids, he should have rubber banded the Saran Wrap he put on his peen. Psh.
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He sounds like a real fuckin intellectual y'all. Hmm, but he is 18 and legal? Ya, Id hit it too.
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So do you think hes voting Mccain or Obama?
Sounds like a Mother in laws dream come true.