He Might Be A McConaughey
The New York Daily News has found Bristol Palin's baby daddy! Well, I think they just did a couple of searches on MySpace. They describe 18-year-old Levi Johnston as a "a superhunky bad-boy ice hockey player from cold country." We get it, the NYDN totally wants to do him.
According to his MySpace page (which is offline now), Levi is just a "fuckin' redneck" who doesn't want kids. Levi loves snowboarding, dirt bikes, fishing and "fuckin' chillin'." He also loves the word "fuckin'." Apparently.
Bristol and Levi have been dating for about a year. They are getting married, because they have to. Gawker has a couple of Levi's "fuckin'" MySpace photos. And his photos are just what you expected.
The dude's name is Levi, he's a proud redneck and he loves chillin'. I think we've found Matthew McConaughey's long-lost secret love child! Put a bongo in front of Levi and if he starts pounding it like there's no tomorrow, then we know the truth!
That being said, I'd hit it.
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Todd is Bristol's fathers name, not her boyfriend's name. Sounds like somebody is confused.
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My favorite on Willow's blog:
"p.s: OMG! 91210 is coming on soon! yay!"
Yea.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Holy hell, I have tried to keep an open mind since Friday's announcement. But why would you accept this nomination knowing that you have a 17 y.o. pregnant that is going to face public scrutiny? I would think not of just my family's best interest, but also that of my political party. This, I don't understand of Sarah Palin; I would question any of the candidates, not just because Ms. Palin is a female.
hola Miss, you beat me to it!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
"I deleted all my old entries, it was hard but I rather not have millions of strangers in my life. I am making this new post to tell you guys to lay off my sister! Yes my sister made a mistake, but we all do! Todd is a nice guy, and yes, maybe he said he didn’t want kids but im sure he will somehow figure that he needs to quit sports, quit having fun, maybe quit highschool marry my sister and live happy for ever! Also the babydaddy comments are rude, we are not black! I will add another post later, I have to go console bristol, leave her alone! just leave her alone!":
oh no she di'n't!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by TheDrizzle on September 2, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Oh gah! I was just reading that particular comment on Gawker and just about spewed coffee out my nose I was laughing so hard. So hilarious. So true.
SNOWY HOLY EFFING CHRIST THAT BLOG!!!!
this doesnt even need commentary:
"Todd is a nice guy, and yes, maybe he said he didn’t want kids but im sure he will somehow figure that he needs to quit sports, quit having fun, maybe quit highschool marry my sister and live happy for ever! Also the babydaddy comments are rude, we are not black! "
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??!?!?! omg, I dont know whether to weep out of despair at the ignorance and naievity (sp) of these people or smile at the thought of all this pushing mccain further away from the white house! (i HOPE!)
WOW.
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The follwing entry was posted on Gawker.com about this kid's stoopid MySpace page. I was laughing so hard when I read it I spit my tea out on my computer screen...
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a "Fucking Redneck"? Awesome. A country gangsta is totally who we want hanging out with the kids of foreign dignitaries at White House events.
"yer from Burundi?? Where tha fuck is that?? Sounds like a FAGGOT country! And your name is Sadiki....Nkurunziza? Yeah well my name is suck my fucking American dick! Check this out bitches I'm gonna rip a fuckin donut in the Rose Garden lawn with my Snowmobile!!"
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Submitted by Mopa on September 2, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Holy crap, I never thought I would think Levi was an okay name, but compared to Bristol and Trig, it's not so bad.
You bring up a good point- Whats up with all of the weird names in alaska?
The secret service would actually have to come up with normal names for these kids. Usually they have to come up with odd nick names for the clients, but in this case it would be the other way around.
Poor Bristol. Not that think for second Levi will make and "honest woman" of her, but she birthing THIS guy's crotch fruit?
I'd rather be eaten by a polar bear.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 2, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by Kp on September 2, 2008 - 11:35am.
Wait a minute now!, I was a drunk party slut at the age of 17 and never got pregnant! ...
Ok, ok *ahem* a STUPID REDNECK drunken party slut.
Milwaukee's best must give young teen guys super sperm!
Geeze, if McCain gets in by some miracle, it's going to make the Bush/Cheney families look like the Vanderbilt's and the Lodge's..... What a Philadelphia rat fuck this is turning out to be! Someone hand me some popcorn and a nice comfy chair and let me watch this crap unfold on an hourly basis on MSNBC.
missy on September 2, 2008 - 12:37pm
Don't forget specials,
"BOOT MOVE TEA"
"TAX TIME COOKIES"
"GREEN BEAN BLUE CAR PLATE"
Clarisse and Missy and Bradiful head to Amsterdam...
*starts packing*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
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Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Kp on September 2, 2008 - 11:35am.
I don't care either. I only posted the link because a few people here mentioned they heard they were around.
Bristol and Levi obviously have some bad judgement, so would underage drinking be so surprising?
Holy crap, I never thought I would think Levi was an okay name, but compared to Bristol and Trig, it's not so bad.
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Well, he say's he doesn't want kids. Guess he should have thought about that before letting his swimmers loose in Bristol.
OK I'm going to Amsterdam with you beyotches....
did you see this? ha ha ha hahahahahahhaah
the little sister speaks. in the hallowed tradition of Jamie Lynn and Asslee....
http://mylifeaswillowpalin.wordpress.com/
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 2, 2008 - 5:26pm.
I'm moving to Europe!! Dlisters in Europe, lend a sister a couch, yeah!
I even have a spare room.It's pissing with rain in England so you might want to to start with Spain. Come here for Christmas, it might even snow!
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Submitted by Kp on September 2, 2008 - 11:35am.
Wait a minute now!, I was a drunk party slut at the age of 17 and never got pregnant! ...
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on September 2, 2008 - 11:31am.
Clarisse on September 2, 2008 - 12:26pm.
I'm moving to Europe!! Dlisters in Europe, lend a sister a couch, yeah!
- AMSTERDAM CLARISSE!!! We'll open a "Coffee" shop and call it DLISTED Drama Cafe.
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YES!!!!!!!!
seriously please can we do this?!?!?! we can name our "coffee varieties" after MK tags, like: "Meth Face", "Hot Slut" and "Kinky Bitch"
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Somewhere in Vegas Kevin Federline is giving a toast to Mr. Levi.
Submitted by Mopa on September 2, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Kp on September 2, 2008 - 11:22am.
I can't tell for sure. Many teen girls look alike nowadays, with all the hair straightening. My two teen daughters laugh at me when I tell them that when I was younger, we actually paid alot of money to get perms so our hair wasn't straight. That I used to practically stand on my head with a can of hairspray trying to get my hair to have some height
I guess those photos arent really a big deal to me (all things considered) unless the date is revealed to be within the last 5 months. Its no real big surprise that a drunken party slut ends up pregnate at 17.
I don't understand what McCain was thinking in the first place. Scandals (There 2 she's admitted so far, and one that is fact, but she has not addressed) she has no experience to be a VP. She been in governor of Alaska for two years. And yet Obama doesn't have enough experience. This steaming pile of shit is only going to get bigger. Trust.
Bradiful!
That is why i lurve you! ALWAYS thinkin!
DLISTED Drama Cafe = BRILLIANT!
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It's a stroke of sheer genius that Palin is a huge proponent of only teaching abstinence to teens.
Submitted by missy on September 2, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Clarisse, Im comin with ya. Shall we start in Italy or Spain?
Spain for me.
What a keeper. Not only is this guy brazenly stupid in regards to birth control but he is sullen and I'm sure he's one of those guys who thinks education is a waste of time. I guess the crying kid is women's work anyways so he can just use the remote and turn the hockey on louder as he cracks himself another cold one.
Missy,
Italy! I want to see if men like Raoul Bova really exist!!!
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"Submitted by M.E. on September 2, 2008 - 11:20am.
Stoney - I'm confused. They confirmed that she is pregnant with her second baby, or just confirmed that she is pregnant?"
It's actually quite comical. They came out yesterday morning with a statement saying how disgusting the rumors were that were being spread by liberal bloggers that accused Gov Palin of hiding her daughter giving birth by claiming Trig was hers. To end that awful speculation they wanted everyone to know that their 17 year old daughter hadn't had a child, but that she was 'around' five months pregnant and was going to marry. Now be quiet and give them their privacy!
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*sarcasm ON* Don't you love it when two stupider than celery morons find each other and make a baybeh? Hooray!
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Here is the way it will go...
Bristol Creme is the mother of Trigonometry...she will have a "miscarriage" in a month. Watch and see.
Tips hat towards YMAT
Clarisse on September 2, 2008 - 12:26pm.
I'm moving to Europe!! Dlisters in Europe, lend a sister a couch, yeah!
- AMSTERDAM CLARISSE!!! We'll open a "Coffee" shop and call it DLISTED Drama Cafe.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
AHAHA!! Thanks for the laugh, Divas Gone. "Barack Obama better add this little douchebag to his Myspace Top 8... Because Levi just won him the election." I want that to me my siggy!!
Clarisse, Im comin with ya. Shall we start in Italy or Spain?
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HEY M.E.!!!! I have been under the radar(mostly reading) , but all this circus made want to come out and play....
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hey, my siggie is a story!
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"I'm a f***in' redneck," he wrote. "I live to play hockey .. I don't want kids."
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Submitted by Kp on September 2, 2008 - 11:22am.
I can't tell for sure. Many teen girls look alike nowadays, with all the hair straightening. My two teen daughters laugh at me when I tell them that when I was younger, we actually paid alot of money to get perms so our hair wasn't straight. That I used to practically stand on my head with a can of hairspray trying to get my hair to have some height.
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I'm moving to Europe!! Dlisters in Europe, lend a sister a couch, yeah!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by Anonymoussss on September 2, 2008 - 11:15am.
Trig can't be Bristol's. He's 5 months old and she's 5 months pregnant.
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Could be she did a Twatney move, who got pregnant again 3 months after squirting out SP.
Submitted by applehead on September 2, 2008 - 11:18am.
Whatever...there are teenage pregnancies all over the world...I feel bad for the daughter having that mother and now her business is world wide...and as far as his myspace comments, he's young, dumb and full of cum...what did anyone expect him to sound like?
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Whatever? Hey, they can do whatever the fuck they want, as long as none of these assholes are running the country I fucking live in! It's a cavalier attitude like yours that makes people think this kind of repulsive behavior is acceptable--Well, not for the family of a leader of a country, it isn't. I don't want to be punished because certain people can't exercise a little class, self-control, and honesty.
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He looks like a Neanderthal.
...apparently there's not much to do in Alaska besides drink and fuck.
Parents need to give their kids a box of condoms along with a box of sanitary napkins, have the talk and teach them how to use both items.
Make it perfectly acceptable for them to ask for more comdoms and more tampax please!
"Submitted by letinstar on September 2, 2008 - 11:16am.
all of this drama cannot be happening! mccain said palin was vetted...*snort*
now i'm waiting for the hypocrasy spin on this..."
Waiting? You mustn't be watching the news. Not long after this came out yesterday, they all started sounding the same. They must have gotten the talking points memo. 'She is going through what many families face today with grace and determination....'. 'She is being sure to bring life into this world and not destroy it....' 'This shows what a strong and determined person she is....' 'We stand with anyone who chooses life....' Yada, yada, yada.
My favorite is people blaming liberals for this. As if if it wasn't for liberals, her daughter wouldn't be pregnant.
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http://levijohnston.com/Blog/
funny shit here.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Hi smurfy!
Submitted by Mopa on September 2, 2008 - 11:07am.
I dont think thats Bristol..
I'm so glad my parents arent in politics. Id have all kinds of pictures and shit like that on me.
Barack Obama better add this little douchebag to his Myspace Top 8... Because Levi just won him the election.
Good job on keeping sex ed out of the schools, Miss Palin. Now your daughter won't burn in hell for using a condom.
*snort* Ri-fuckin-diculous.