He Might Be A McConaughey
The New York Daily News has found Bristol Palin's baby daddy! Well, I think they just did a couple of searches on MySpace. They describe 18-year-old Levi Johnston as a "a superhunky bad-boy ice hockey player from cold country." We get it, the NYDN totally wants to do him.
According to his MySpace page (which is offline now), Levi is just a "fuckin' redneck" who doesn't want kids. Levi loves snowboarding, dirt bikes, fishing and "fuckin' chillin'." He also loves the word "fuckin'." Apparently.
Bristol and Levi have been dating for about a year. They are getting married, because they have to. Gawker has a couple of Levi's "fuckin'" MySpace photos. And his photos are just what you expected.
The dude's name is Levi, he's a proud redneck and he loves chillin'. I think we've found Matthew McConaughey's long-lost secret love child! Put a bongo in front of Levi and if he starts pounding it like there's no tomorrow, then we know the truth!
That being said, I'd hit it.
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This is the least of our worries...We learn mroe about this woman's incompetency, lies, hypocrisy, and vicious nature.
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Submitted by missy on September 2, 2008 - 12:19pm.
your mom ate... just noticed the rodney dangerfield RS avie.. RICGHT THE FUCK ON SISTAH!! Easy Money is one of my all time fave movies :)
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I loved Easy Money--and I was just watching Back to School last night. It was playing on TVLand!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 2, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by applehead on September 2, 2008 - 12:23pm.
as much as I like OBama, I don't think he is doing it because he is a nice guy, I think he has some hell of advisors,this is def the way to go, if he wants to win
Could be. He just seems like a steddy eddy that has a good head on his shoulders...
Submitted by applehead on September 2, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 2, 2008 - 12:25pm.
It's a cavalier attitude like yours that makes people think this kind of repulsive behavior is acceptable--Well, not for the family of a leader of a country, it isn't. I don't want to be punished because certain people can't exercise a little class, self-control, and honesty.
My "cavalier attitude" has to do with a 17yr old that is pregnant and what her "fiance/boyfriend or whatever he is to her" comments on a myspace page...those kids didn't ask to be put on display for the whole world to judge them, her idiot mother did that...she's not the first nor the last 17yr old unwed mother, and he's not the first nor the last 18yr old to put douche things on his myspace...
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Um, they sure did ask to be put on display when they created their Myspace profiles and plastered their business all over them. If you want privacy, you don't tell everyone on the internet your business.
And no shit, she's not the first 17-year-old unwed mother--but I sure as hell don't want these GD hillbillies running the country in which I live. They can pop out little useless trolls in Alaska and act like they lost half their brains in a fishing accident as much as they damn well please...as long as the welfare of this country isn't dragged into it.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I think he put it out there he didn't want anyone touching the 17yr old pregnant daughter or the kids for that matter (his camp anyway) Class act when he def could go for the jugular on this one
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Obama said this morning he wouldn't use this and he said "besides my mother gave birth to me at 18".
I just find this situation so sad. These kids have basically just blown their youth. All because they were too cool to use a condom or too in a hurry.
Submitted by applehead on September 2, 2008 - 12:23pm.
as much as I like OBama, I don't think he is doing it because he is a nice guy, I think he has some hell of advisors,this is def the way to go, if he wants to win
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
And if these kids are computer literate enough to set up MySpace pages, they are computer literate enough to google "how to prevent pregnancy" or "how babies are made".
As the mother of a very cute 14 year old daughter, I can say that Levi is my worst nightmare!
Submitted by Sluttsville on September 2, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Piece of advice to Obama, just sit back and do nothing; the opposition is falling apart at the seams without any help. Go ahead and tell Michelle to pick out her inaugural ball gown .
I think he put it out there he didn't want anyone touching the 17yr old pregnant daughter or the kids for that matter (his camp anyway) Class act when he def could go for the jugular on this one
Well, I guess this little hooer didn't have any plans for a better life. The only girls who get pregnant and stay that way are girls who don't have goals. Most girls her age are at least planning to go to college. And even if they're not intending to study hard and become doctors or lawyers, they're at least looking forward to banging lots of hot guys. They realize that being pregnant is not a "hot" look.
I appreciate his self-awareness on the "fuckin' redneck" comment. If this kid had any sense, which he clearly doesn't, he would just "go missing" and get his ass to Mexico or some European country and just start over.
I've begun looking forward to the Palin updates with the same enthusiasm I used to look forward to the Britney "Cheeto Reports". Maybe we can call these the "Mooseburger Reports".
your mom ate... just noticed the rodney dangerfield RS avie.. RICGHT THE FUCK ON SISTAH!! Easy Money is one of my all time fave movies :)
ONT: this is the juiciest most provocative gossip EVAH! im all giddy. This country is too freakin much!!!
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He looks like the free credit report.com guy.
This post CAN'T BE REAL... it's on mylifeaswillowpalin.com/blogspot ,but I think is fake
How old is this willow palin person..?
This is too much fun for me!
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This is what happen when parents only talk their kids about abstinence , dont they realized that when you tell a teen not to do something they are goin to want to do it faster, if you dont believe on abortion or have the money to raice another child , teach your kids what safe sex is.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
-"ok I see some people making comments saying that levi never wanted kids, and that he cusses and just wants to shoot things, well news for you, just because he is a real guy and does real guy things doesn’t make him bad!"
Oh, crap!. So a guy is a real guy if he likes guns, doesn't like kids and cusses like a trucker?. Damn! these people are stupid.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 2, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 2, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Your Mom, I know, where's Umberpoooo?
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He was 'banned'.
I'm sure he'll be back as Whitetrashoooooooooo
Submitted by No Words on September 2, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Here is the way it will go...
Bristol Creme is the mother of Trigonometry...she will have a "miscarriage" in a month. Watch and see.
THat should be interesting to see, although she looks pretty big for giving bring 4 or 5 months ago...
" maybe he said he didn’t want kids but im sure he will somehow figure that he needs to quit sports, quit having fun, maybe quit highschool marry my sister and live happy for ever! Also the babydaddy comments are rude, we are not black! ":
*jaw drop*
angry + sad = speakit
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 2, 2008 - 1:06pm.
you know, he actually doesn't have to marry her. he could just say hell to the nawww. cue the drama!!
if he does, no doubt he will collect big time. i would go as far to say that he has the republicans by the balls.
my brother in law levi johnston
ok I see some people making comments saying that levi never wanted kids, and that he cusses and just wants to shoot things, well news for you, just because he is a real guy and does real guy things doesn’t make him bad! Yes he was working on his cursing so that won’t be a problem, and how that he knows my sister is pregnant he realizs what a miracle having a baby is so back off!
I can’t belive some people are asking me if it’s a girl or boy over myspace, even some of my close friends, I can’t belivie some people
MAN This was to good to be true...
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
I heard Palin is a creationist. This would explain a lot about why she believes abstinence is the only way to prevent teen pregnancies. In what other ways might her critical thinking skills be impeded by this adherence to bronze age myths? Is someone who denies modern science fit to be a VP? I think not.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Submitted by snowpiece on September 2, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Your Mom, I know, where's Umberpoooo?
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Yeah, I was waiting for the rant about how all white people are racists, which is ironically an extremely racist statement, itself.
I just can't get over how incredibly dumb those two sentences are. There must've been a two-for-one deal at the lobotomy clinic up in Anchorage earlier this year.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 2, 2008 - 12:25pm.
It's a cavalier attitude like yours that makes people think this kind of repulsive behavior is acceptable--Well, not for the family of a leader of a country, it isn't. I don't want to be punished because certain people can't exercise a little class, self-control, and honesty.
My "cavalier attitude" has to do with a 17yr old that is pregnant and what her "fiance/boyfriend or whatever he is to her" comments on a myspace page...those kids didn't ask to be put on display for the whole world to judge them, her idiot mother did that...she's not the first nor the last 17yr old unwed mother, and he's not the first nor the last 18yr old to put douche things on his myspace...
I can't be hating on the kids; they are still high school students, not the smartest time in one's life. I question Mr. & Mrs. Palin's choice to accept the VP nomination.
Piece of advice to Obama, just sit back and do nothing; the opposition is falling apart at the seams without any help. Go ahead and tell Michelle to pick out her inaugural ball gown .
America's response:
http://www.google.com/maps?t=k&om=1&ie=UTF8&ll=38.226533,-112.298931&spn...
"Give my family privacy!
September 2, 2008 mylifeaswillowpalin
if that post is really from bristol's sister, DAMN!
i can't believe the entire palin family hasn't been media trained by the mccain people yet.
oh, and lawl @ "Also the babydaddy comments are rude, we are not black!"
"Also the babydaddy comments are rude, we are not black! I will add another post later, I have to go console bristol, leave her alone! just leave her alone"
This the most stupid think I have heard on my "babydaddy" is not a exclusive word that only aply to black people
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Bristol couldn't of dreamed up a better man...well boy...if she had tried. I give their "fuckin" marriage 2 years, but with good 'ol mommy dearest in the mix maybe 5 years? You know that kid is shitting his pants thinking about the fact that he is being FORCED to marry Bristol and be a dad. Rememeber everyone No glove, no love.
Lovers keep on the road you're on...
Runners until the race is run...
Soldiers you've got to soldier on...
Your Mom, I know, where's Umberpoooo?
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Ah yes, because marrying your teenaged girlfriend who you accidentially knocked up = a life time of happiness.
*rolls eyes*
Ah, Willow, so young and diluted.
oh my dear granny fucking christ.
this deserves a repeat:
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a "Fucking Redneck"? Awesome. A country gangsta is totally who we want hanging out with the kids of foreign dignitaries at White House events.
"yer from Burundi?? Where tha fuck is that?? Sounds like a FAGGOT country! And your name is Sadiki....Nkurunziza? Yeah well my name is suck my fucking American dick! Check this out bitches I'm gonna rip a fuckin donut in the Rose Garden lawn with my Snowmobile!!"
Submitted by snowpiece on September 2, 2008 - 8:45am.
"I deleted all my old entries, it was hard but I rather not have millions of strangers in my life. I am making this new post to tell you guys to lay off my sister! Yes my sister made a mistake, but we all do! Todd is a nice guy, and yes, maybe he said he didn’t want kids but im sure he will somehow figure that he needs to quit sports, quit having fun, maybe quit highschool marry my sister and live happy for ever! Also the babydaddy comments are rude, we are not black! I will add another post later, I have to go console bristol, leave her alone! just leave her alone!":
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Console her sister? The same sister who decided to have unprotected sex? Pffffffffft. Please. Cry me a fucking river elsewhere.
Submitted by TheDrizzle on September 2, 2008 - 12:42pm.
The follwing entry was posted on Gawker.com about this kid's stoopid MySpace page. I was laughing so hard when I read it I spit my tea out on my computer screen...
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ROFLMAO....."country gangsta"
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
*bloop*
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
"...he needs to quit sports, quit having fun, maybe quit highschool marry my sister and live happy for ever! Also the babydaddy comments are rude, we are not black!"
^These two sentences are gold! GOLD!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
"OK, I've had a little time to hone my theory:
Trig is the love child of Levi and Bristol. Sarah claims Trig as her own; pretends Bristol is pg NOW and is going to marry Levi. Soon Bristol has "miscarriage," she and Levi break up, end of story and Trig rumors."
This was someones comment on gawker.. I know a few of us said the same thing. Seems very plausible, no?
Zomay - I agree. Thats why I really couldnt get behind mccain from day one even as an independant. He's way too 'shoot-from-the-hip'in my opinion.
What an apporpriatre scandal for election 08 though, we've got teen pregnancy, myspace, rednecks, blogging... welcome to the future my friends! *cries*
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 2, 2008
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Thanx snowpiece. I've got some issues with this piece of shiyet!!! I didn't know that you had to be black to use babydaddy. And what the crisco does she mean 91210 is coming on soon?
"Give my family privacy!
September 2, 2008 mylifeaswillowpalin
I deleted all my old entries, it was hard but I rather not have millions of strangers in my life. I am making this new post to tell you guys to lay off my sister! Yes my sister made a mistake, but we all do! Todd is a nice guy, and yes, maybe he said he didn’t want kids but im sure he will somehow figure that he needs to quit sports, quit having fun, maybe quit highschool marry my sister and live happy for ever! Also the babydaddy comments are rude, we are not black! I will add another post later, I have to go console bristol, leave her alone! just leave her alone!
p.s: OMG! 91210 is coming on soon! yay!"
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
It's always nice to see a bigot's family members act in ways that totally discredit them.
Is that a mullet?
More raccoons please.
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Jinx
"he will somehow figure that he needs to quit sports, quit having fun, maybe quit highschool marry my sister and live happy for ever! Also the babydaddy comments are rude, we are not black!"
*packs faster*
Amsterdam it is!!! And Lizzieb's for Christmas!!!!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
haha i like how someone on gawker said he has a mullet..its not a mullet its hockey hair... theres a difference :P
The facts just make it so clear that A), McBush did not do his homework, and B), has poor judgement and makes quick, wrongly informed decisions. This is wrong and not what we need in the White House AGAIN.
I had more background checks done on me for jobs, than this lady. And McBush wants us to vote her in as the face/2nd in command of America? McSame is too old and too lazy at this point to be a quality leader. Game over.
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OFF TOPIC: Who the fuckity fuck is Russel Brand? I keep seeing those damn MTV award commercials and I have no idea who that guy is!
LMFAO
This just gets better and better
-"... maybe quit highschool..."
Yeah, because the world needs another uneducated fucking redneck daddy, right?.
-"Also the babydaddy comments are rude, we are not black! "
Wow! I'm speachless.
Where are you getting these lovely comments from?!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Hi Slutts!
I agree....what a mess!
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"I'm a f***in' redneck," he wrote. "I live to play hockey .. I don't want kids."
-Levi Johnston, from his Myspace page
PLZ,PLZ,PLZ tell me this is real... this is to brilliant to be fake..
Mccain is some corner crying blood tears I swear....LOL
.."we are not black"..?LMFAO! Obama better keep his moth shut, they are doing all the work for him.
This keep getting better and better.
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*