He Might Be A McConaughey
The New York Daily News has found Bristol Palin's baby daddy! Well, I think they just did a couple of searches on MySpace. They describe 18-year-old Levi Johnston as a "a superhunky bad-boy ice hockey player from cold country." We get it, the NYDN totally wants to do him.
According to his MySpace page (which is offline now), Levi is just a "fuckin' redneck" who doesn't want kids. Levi loves snowboarding, dirt bikes, fishing and "fuckin' chillin'." He also loves the word "fuckin'." Apparently.
Bristol and Levi have been dating for about a year. They are getting married, because they have to. Gawker has a couple of Levi's "fuckin'" MySpace photos. And his photos are just what you expected.
The dude's name is Levi, he's a proud redneck and he loves chillin'. I think we've found Matthew McConaughey's long-lost secret love child! Put a bongo in front of Levi and if he starts pounding it like there's no tomorrow, then we know the truth!
That being said, I'd hit it.
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anyone calling this woman a redneck has obviously never been exposed to the real deal.
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Well she fits under the God, Guns and Gays redneck rule.
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 2, 2008 - 1:09pm
do you know what the scary part is..?
It doesn't surprises me, at all....*sigh*
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Here's something really scary:
Cindy McCain said that Sara Palin is uniquely qualified to deal with international matters since Alaska is so close to Russia.
Bawwahhhha! Cindy McCain needs to lay off the Vicodin and Valium.
The sad part is people will vote for pepaw McCain because they would rather die than have Barack Obama in the white house.
Lovers keep on the road you're on...
Runners until the race is run...
Soldiers you've got to soldier on...
Speakit -
Who cares? Even IF Obama were running on a platform similar to this woman's, no one would be calling him a redneck, NO ONE! I'm just fucking sick of everyone calling people out for being rednecks when they have no clue what one even is. I live in fucking West Virginia, anyone calling this woman a redneck has obviously never been exposed to the real deal.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Sensimina,
Well A) he most likely will never have a pregnant teenaged daughter because both he and his wife value higher education and women's rights to pursue their own goals, and B) he's NOT a hillbilly like the Palins. He believes in personal choice for women, is a self-made man through great personal discipline, is educated on the dynamics and happenings of the world, and married a smart, educated woman with these same values.
hi xx... couldn't stay away!
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Nice to see you hor
Submitted by Imokwithguyliner: "The Reps. intentionally picked this BAD PICK for McCane to throw him under the bus...If the Reps. really wanted to win this election they would have pushed JEB into the ring. C'mon peeple, this doesn't add up!!"
Imok, agree. It doesn't add up to me, either. It feels like a big (albeit juicy) distraction. The Republicans are not stupid enough to be making this many tactical blunders.
I don't know what's up their sleeve, but I know something is up there...
Submitted by Sensimina on September 2, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Madam S.
The comment about Barack Obama's theoretical pregnant daughter is accurate. Would anyone be calling him a backwoods redneck if his daughter was pregnant? No. It would never happen.
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But is Obama standing on a platform of 'family values', abstinence and anti-choice? Big difference.
This entire campaign year has been a sickening disaster. None of the players are good news for this country - none of them. After 8 years of Bush, this country deserves better than Barack Obama and John McCain.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 2, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on September 2, 2008 - 11:15am.
Trig can't be Bristol's. He's 5 months old and she's 5 months pregnant.
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Could be she did a Twatney move, who got pregnant again 3 months after squirting out SP.
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Um, that would mean she was pregnant the day she gave birth. Scientifically impossible.
Submitted by Sensimina on September 2, 2008 - 10:51am.
yeah my point was more the ridiculousness of religion as a whole.
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Submitted by loric on September 2, 2008 - 1:56pm.
I don't even care for the pregnant slut, It bothers me to death that she has a son/grandson with down sindrome and she is dragging this poor little soul all over the country, just to show how good of a mothe she is and how she chooses life over abortion. she is a piece of shit, and it terrifies me that this woman can lead this country
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Submitted by loric on September 2, 2008 - 1:56pm.
I don't even care for the pregnant slut, It bothers me to death that she has a son/grandson with down sindrome and she is dragging this poor little soul all over the country, just to show how good of a mothe she is and how she chooses life over abortion. she is a piece of shit, and it terrifies me that this woman can lead this country
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Madam S.
The comment about Barack Obama's theoretical pregnant daughter is accurate. Would anyone be calling him a backwoods redneck if his daughter was pregnant? No. It would never happen.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Sarah Palin believes in CREATION. She also believes when it comes to abortion that in the cases of rape and incest that the girl should not be allowed to abort the fetus. WTF?!??! I don't know whats more appalling the fact that she thinks humans and dinosaurs co-existed or that a girl should be forced to keep a baby if she is raped. FUCK HER!!! What a mean ass woman!
Lovers keep on the road you're on...
Runners until the race is run...
Soldiers you've got to soldier on...
Sensimina,
The fact that Sarah Palin is a crappy parent isn't what discredits her as a politician. The fact that she's a mental midget, completely inexperienced and unworldly... and oh yeah, already has proven herself to be a crappy politician in the positions she's briefly held is what discredits her as a politician. Do some research on her... go read The Daily Dish at The Atlantic by Andrew Sullivan. There's a great timeline of her "accomplishments" there.
And the comment about Barack's theoretical pregnant teenaged daughter was just silly.
snowpiece - I didn't finish it last night! I fell asleep after the first hour! LMAO!
Submitted by Sensimina on September 2, 2008 - 1:56pm.
We can always shave some monkeys or stack some coconuts on top of each other. Unfortunately without her cosmetic procedures Brad will eventually leave her for a perkier, more edgy set of coconuts.
Submitted by Kp on September 2, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Personally I think we should all blame Angelina for this girl's teen pregnancy. There was that statistic that the increase in celebrity moms is causing a higher boost in teen pregnancies.
I say we banish her to a deserted island with an erupting volcano!
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Now that's a plan with no drawbacks!
Submitted by loric on September 2, 2008 - 1:56pm.
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Word.
To the poster that stated Palin's teenage daughter's pregnancy has nothing to do with her competence as a politician, I totally disagree. If she cannot be there to manage her own children, and make sure they are taken care of-and not in trouble, then how she is expected to be responsible for the US-especially if McSame would croak while in office. Her views on sexual education in schools and birth control in general are scary-possibly if her daughter had chosen to use birth control, Palin's daughter wouldn't be in the situation of having a forced marriage and a child at 17.
To me, her daughter's pregnancy speaks volumes about this family. Palin is simply more interested in her political ambitions than being there as a parent. I may be in the minority, but my daughter comes first-PERIOD.
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Submitted by Kp on September 2, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Personally I think we should all blame Angelina for this girl's teen pregnancy. There was that statistic that the increase in celebrity moms is causing a higher boost in teen pregnancies.
I say we banish her to a deserted island with an erupting volcano!
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LOL!
But how would Angie survive on a desert island with no IVF facilities or orphans to adopt?
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Personally I think we should all blame Angelina for this girl's teen pregnancy. There was that statistic that the increase in celebrity moms is causing a higher boost in teen pregnancies.
I say we banish her to a deserted island with an erupting volcano!
M.E. ♥ he was the best thing about it! PB sure likes to ask you to suspend disbelief! LOL at Micheal, 5 minutes after he gets his entire body tatoo lasered off and he's strolling down the street in regular clothes?****************************1/20/09
"TEDDY'S BACK!"
ubmitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 2, 2008 - 1:44pm.
"Jesus called us to die. You're worried about getting hurt? He's called us to die. Listen, you know we can't even follow him unless you are willing to give up your life. ... I believe that Jesus himself operated from that position of war mode."
That's Palin's Pastor preachin' the gospel troof right there.
(thanks itsthebritbitch)
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So it's between this shit and a candidate who attends a racist church that believes that America deserved 9/11 because it is a country that is "run by white people". GREAT.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
I dont think is has nothing to do whit Sarah being a woman ,it has evirything to do whit telling people how they should live their life and not taking the time to explain to her stupid daughter what abstinence or safe sex is.
PS: I think theres better candidates for VP
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on September 2, 2008 - 12:30pm.
This is the least of our worries...We learn mroe about this woman's incompetency, lies, hypocrisy, and vicious nature.
www.huffingtonpost.com
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/09/an-wasillan...
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It's actually really gross having to listen to all the Conservative pundits act as if a 17-year-old being untimely projected into the adult roles of mother and wife (with this dreamboat, no less) in order to buttress their archaic worldview is somehow supposed to be this magical experience every girl should fantasize about for herself.
Trust, Levi has already moved on to a new pair of panties. No way he wants be part of this drama.
Snowpiece - Hey girl! So did you get all hot and bothered last night watchin' T-Bag?
ooops yeah I just noticed she calls him her bro in law. Did she pull a Solange right there?
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by Sensimina on September 2, 2008 - 1:37pm.
If Obama had a pregnant teenage daughter, it would probably help his cause somehow through his inevitable exploitation of it. Would anyone be calling him a hillbilly redneck if that were the case? No, he'd be portrayed as the compassionate father.
But since this is a woman, and a conservative from Alaska, she is going to get ripped to shreds over it. The things said about this woman's children, from the Down syndrome baby to her knocked up teen, are ridiculous and have nothing to do with her competence as a politician.
True. I havent seen her daughter as a reason that she would be imcompentency as a leader, because so often good people that invest a lot in their children STILL end up with bad kids. However I moreso see her inexperience and her very extreme conservative beliefs as her downfall.
"Jesus called us to die. You're worried about getting hurt? He's called us to die. Listen, you know we can't even follow him unless you are willing to give up your life. ... I believe that Jesus himself operated from that position of war mode."
That's Palin's Pastor preachin' the gospel troof right there.
(thanks itsthebritbitch)
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PPS. With a mouth like that he musta been raised up right, just like me.
Evidence that you can, in fact, raise your kids better than you were raised - my daughter abhors potty - ESPECIALLY on me. So I gotsta type it now:)
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
"my brother in law levi johnston
ok I see some people making comments saying that levi never wanted kids, and that he cusses and just wants to shoot things, well news for you, just because he is a real guy and does real guy things doesn’t make him bad! Yes he was working on his cursing so that won’t be a problem, and how that he knows my sister is pregnant he realizs what a miracle having a baby is so back off!"
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Why do I get a "Comingback" vibe from this twit?
O Mrs. K!
I was missing you with all of this cheap drama going on yesterday. How was your rave?
PS. He's hunky. But I did mention that I used to date a hockey team, right?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by GazingBeauty on September 2, 2008 - 12:32pm
The funniest part is, that this is probably the way it went...
LMFAO
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
I'm *sure* Bristol and Levi will have a long and happy marriage.
“Life happens,” said McCain advisor Steve Schmidt, talking of the pregnancy story.
“An American family,” added colleague Mark Salter.
“Being a Christian does not mean you’re perfect,” said Focus on the Family Founder James Dobson.
The republicans are the one who politicized family issues when it was to their advantage and now that it is blowing up in their faces they are shrugging it off.
Well FUCK THEM.
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
I keep telling you guys!! There's a Manchurian Candidate thing going on. The Reps. intentionally picked this BAD PICK for McCane to throw him under the bus. Something wicked this way comes!!!
If the Reps. really wanted to win this election they would have pushed JEB into the ring. C'mon peeple, this doesn't add up!!
ZOmay!!!!!!!!!!! Help them understand.
(dd undercover)
If Obama had a pregnant teenage daughter, it would probably help his cause somehow through his inevitable exploitation of it. Would anyone be calling him a hillbilly redneck if that were the case? No, he'd be portrayed as the compassionate father.
But since this is a woman, and a conservative from Alaska, she is going to get ripped to shreds over it. The things said about this woman's children, from the Down syndrome baby to her knocked up teen, are ridiculous and have nothing to do with her competence as a politician.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Kids, at this point Barack doesn't have to lift a finger, or say a word. Keep his cool head about him and let the GOP destroy itself...
I could care less about the kid being knocked up...My issue is her mother possibly having access the Presidancy of the United States of America!!!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
I'd totally do him.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 2, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Your Mom, I know, where's Umberpoooo?
The junior high kids went back school.
Does anyone else feel sorry for poor little Trig? He should be home in his crib or playpen, where it's safe and serene, not being dragged around like a Cabbage Patch doll at these stupid rallies! He's still an infant for pete's sake. The noise and crowds must freak him out.
It's been over a month since i last saw Levi Maconahey but wow he's so big already. They grow so fast these days
Yeah I agree , it's very cool what he did, but don't forget, Barak is still a politician a very smart one.
The republican party is crumbling and is very, very entertaining to watch, I'm enjoying every second of it
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McCain calls "Sarah, I have picked you, you are the best VP any man can wish for"
Palin "Thank you John, I am so honored..I don't know what to say...thank you"
McCain "You have anything to tell me, that might get out to the public?"
Palin "Of course not, thank you again Sir. I will make you proud...In Jesus name we TRUST!"
McCain "You---are welcome,"
Both hang up.
McCain: Cindy I think that little bitch is lying to me...something doesn't sit well.
On the other side
Palin: LEVIIIIIIII, GET YOUR TUX READY MOTHERFUCKER!
Submitted by Hekki on September 2, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Well, I guess this little hooer didn't have any plans for a better life. The only girls who get pregnant and stay that way are girls who don't have goals. Most girls her age are at least planning to go to college. And even if they're not intending to study hard and become doctors or lawyers, they're at least looking forward to banging lots of hot guys. They realize that being pregnant is not a "hot" look.
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I'm gonna have to disagree with you on that one. I've known women to go on and graduate from college after having a teen pregnancy. It took them a longer time to accomplish their goals, not to mention a harder road. It wasn't that they didn't have goals, but rather was overwhelmed with teenage hormones in the heat of the moment.