He Might Be A McConaughey
The New York Daily News has found Bristol Palin's baby daddy! Well, I think they just did a couple of searches on MySpace. They describe 18-year-old Levi Johnston as a "a superhunky bad-boy ice hockey player from cold country." We get it, the NYDN totally wants to do him.
According to his MySpace page (which is offline now), Levi is just a "fuckin' redneck" who doesn't want kids. Levi loves snowboarding, dirt bikes, fishing and "fuckin' chillin'." He also loves the word "fuckin'." Apparently.
Bristol and Levi have been dating for about a year. They are getting married, because they have to. Gawker has a couple of Levi's "fuckin'" MySpace photos. And his photos are just what you expected.
The dude's name is Levi, he's a proud redneck and he loves chillin'. I think we've found Matthew McConaughey's long-lost secret love child! Put a bongo in front of Levi and if he starts pounding it like there's no tomorrow, then we know the truth!
That being said, I'd hit it.
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Levi is suppose to make an appearance at the convention, it is a well played Public relations move. I was reading a comment from someone and the person claimed it is levi's choice to show support for sarah and prove that he is going to be a committed father. I highly doubt the individual's theory, i think levi most likely was bullied into making an appearance.
This whole thread is fucked up, man! MK surely does know how to stir up the pot, so to speak. We need a Brangeloonie story about now.
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Ohhhh, I'm pissed now. I can't believe any of you fucking bitches conservative or liberal would stand up for this hypocritical hooker. She does not represent values very well-or is this really what you fuckers are all about? Is this why you are protecting her? Because this is you? You see yourself in her? It wouldn't suprise me because every fucking pentecostal family I know has got accidental bastard kids all over the fucking place for generations. Why the fuck don't you just admit that's what you're about though? Why talk holy and fuck like slobs?
You are dumb. I do believe in God and I'll pray for you. Why don't you assholes aim a little higher for once in your lives? Model yourselves after someone decent instead of seeing yourself in the cesspool of humanity? You have the chance to turn your lives around. You don't have to identify with crap hypocritical humans like Palin. She is straight up a bad person. She's been chasing the media spotlight from the beginning of her life. An attention hungry whore.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 2, 2008 - 5:59pm.
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OMG NO! I didn't think you were being obnoxious at all. I AM NOT easily offended. Promise.
I do still wish I was a sheila. :(
Submitted by LunaChick on September 2, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by Sensimina on September 2, 2008 - 1:37pm.
"...The things said about this woman's children, from the Down syndrome baby to her knocked up teen, are ridiculous and have nothing to do with her competence as a politician."
So true. I can't believe how vile the attacks on her family have been.
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FUCK THAT. I don't think we've been vile enough. The Palin clan has judged everyone except for neo-pentecostal christians as unworthy of being american and the stupid damned bitch lives like a fucking hillbilly and doesn't look after her own children after telling us what a fabulous mother she is. I'd spit in this HOOKERS face and watch her pound of make-up run if I had the chance. She's a fucking loser. I swear she's working for Obama and was invented to bring down the republican't party.
University of Idaho-no writing score required for admission to our journalism program-my husband doesn't work and has a goatee, my daughter's pregnant and I'm not sure who the dad is, that's all I'm saying.
Submitted by speakit on September 2, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 2, 2008 - 5:22pm.
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I've read it's really difficult to get Aussie citizenship. True or no?
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True.
But don't forget that you might be able to get a work permit which would let you work in the country for five years or so. Then you might want to come home or have found some hot aussie to marry.
You can also try NZ.
http://www.immigration.govt.nz/
After living in NZ for five years and getting your passport-you could go and work in Australia as much as you want.
Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 7:36am.
I've read it's really difficult to get Aussie citizenship. True or no?
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It's complicated AND expensive now, similar to the Green Card I would imagine. I'm fortunate in that I already have a permanent resident visa.
Speaky, I've been to the United States 3 times now and I love it there. My mum lives in San Diego & my brother lives in Tucson. So if I poke fun at you mericans, I do it wif much love. I hope I wasn't being too obnoxious!
Submitted by Imokwithguyliner on September 2, 2008 - 4:26pm.
Listen to James Carville's comments starting at about 4:47 - hilarious when he shows the picture of Wasila's City Hall. James is from Louisiana which accounts for his special accent:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/09/02/lkl.palin.controver..
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I saw that last night and was cracking up! Also, that Republican woman scared the SHIT out of me! I'd love to know how much Botox that creep has in her forehead.
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The facial here is confusing me slightly.
White it doesn't seem to have been shaped by any kind of human will, it also appears to be localised to an extent.
It just doesn't seem to be natural growth. It's almost as if he got half way through shaving and then decided to quit waay too early.
He needs to fuckin' commit to a personal grooming regime.
Hygiene and cleanliness are the foundation of order in one's behaviour and thoughts. Siddhartha Gautama, the first man awarded the title Buddha, knew it, I know it, and now Levi Johnstone fuckin' knows it.
The potty mouth has to go as well. It's most unbecoming. He would be well to join Dlisted and learn from the velvet tipped words of the posters here.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
If Bristol is already five months pregnant, then Bristol has been getting a good pounding from jock Levi since she was only 16 years old. What kind of mother is Sarah Palin? Where are the family values? If Sarah Palin can't even supervise her 16 year old teenager, then how is she going to handle the responsibilities of the Vice-Presidency?
Jesus "fuckin" a redneck Christ on a cracker.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 2, 2008 - 5:22pm.
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I've read it's really difficult to get Aussie citizenship. True or no?
Mullet-in-training be damned, I'd hit it. All hockey players are bad, bad, bad boys.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
MULLET!!
*slams the handbag into the shag pile*
Don't you spit your poison darts at me sister!
Anybitch, I'm British!
I might consider Aussie Citizenship when/if they smarten up a bit. The gene pool down 'ere is a bit fooking shallow.
Great critters though.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on September 2, 2008 - 4:05pm.
You can't play hockey well without a mullet
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I believe that's an integral part of the uniform. Helps with aerodynamics and what not. Though I tend to think it would create drag on the ice.
Submitted by Sensimina on September 2, 2008 - 1:37pm.
"...The things said about this woman's children, from the Down syndrome baby to her knocked up teen, are ridiculous and have nothing to do with her competence as a politician."
So true. I can't believe how vile the attacks on her family have been.
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Submitted by Imokwithguyliner on September 2, 2008 - 5:11pm.
OH GAWD. NOT CHEEZE-JIZZ AGAIN. forehead-slap-to-self.
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Submitted by Cheez-It on September 2, 2008 - 4:30pm.
*dusts off community college certificate in plumbling*
what's plumbling?? Did you mean plumbing? Next time you attempt a joke please use proper grammar or be more nimble with your fat fingers on the keyboard. Thank you Have a Great Rest of Your Day
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OH GAWD. NOT CHEEZE-JIZZ AGAIN. forehead-slap-to-self.
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 2, 2008 - 4:41pm.
The interview with James Carville on Larry King re: Palin is HILARIOUS!
I luv it when he holds a pix of Wassail City Hall and says, "it looks like a bait shop. This is who you want to be one heartbeat away from the Presidency?"
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That WAS awewome wasn't it?!?!?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 2, 2008 - 5:00pm.
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You know what sister? I'm all down with your Aussie pride, but I'm about sick and tired of you rubbing it in my face. **taking off earrings... shoes, clothes.. I think it would be more entertaining if we fought in the newd.
Found this at my favorite conspiracy forum - this thread:
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message597887/pg1
"Re: LET'S ALL TAKE A MINUTE TO READ WHAT ALASKANS WERE SAYING ABOUT PALIN BACK IN JULY....REPUBS, YOU MIGHT WANT TO IGNORE THESE POSTS
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and didnt todd sale his
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 2008-07-18 20:52.
and didnt todd sale his business due to sarah banging his business partner. and didnt molly accuse sarah of banging her first husband jack mccann. yeah they are sure holier than though. You must go to that cult church they attend where as long as you dont admit it then you dont do it, but lets sit around and judge all the ones that make mistakes and own up to it. I think you will find it hard to find a court room in the state of alaska that will mix up infidelity with your ability to be a parent. Can you not see how mixed up and twited it must be to live in that family. Shame on yourself, the God i worship says something about throwing stones !!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHUUUMMM
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I didn't write that up thar ^ I'm just reposting what was said at another forum.
You can't play hockey well without a mullet...and clearly yo' boy has ZERO problem putting the puck in the net.Way to find the five hole kid.
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Submitted by missy on September 2, 2008 - 3:45pm.
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/20278737/jesus_made_me_puke/1
read it :)
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You poor yankie fuckers. Fancy having to live in a country run by fundamentalist christians and pharmaceuticals.
One word you will never hear on Australian TV - MUCOUS. Mucous on the telly? *heave* no way Jose! I so love America. Don't ever change.
edited to add: More importantly - I cannot ever imagine a born again christian being elected as the Prime Minister of Australia. NEVER EVER EVA.
Rednecks are fucking disgusting.
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 2, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Don't mind if I do! I'll try not to bogey it...ha ha!
Green is good - ah yes, Harry Pothead's nemesis (?) I believe. *puff* *puff* want to take a hit of this awesome green bud shit? *passing roach to Green* LOL!
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Monkeypox, yeah but it'd just be for one quick sex-thing, and then afterwards, nut-kick time! I mean, if he started being a dick to me, and you KNOW these types usually do that - once they get a girl in the sack, thereafter they start being utter dickwads to her - case in point - Jamie Lynn Spears' infant's father. (I REFUSE to use that goddamn term babydaddy.)
So, quick sex, then bye-bye, fuckin' redneck fella!
Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 2, 2008 - 3:41pm.
@ Green is Good - Thanks, yes Monty was a handsome devil, an outstanding actor and a tortured soul. I just love him, he was such a beautiful guy.
Who is the dude in your avie, btw? xoxo
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That's Jason Isaacs in his role as Lucius Malfoy from the Harry Potter films. I have a sentimental attachment to this particular avie.
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Submitted by Snowblood on September 2, 2008 - 4:45pm.
This shit is STRANGE, all of it.
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Thxs Snow. I've got room in my space ship if you want to join.
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on September 2, 2008 - 3:48pm.
Don't feel bad, hun. I get winded cooking dinner. Us obese Midwestern soccer moms have a hard time walking to the car and stuff.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on September 2, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 2, 2008 - 3:38pm
I hear that... and shit, I know I've done some really crazy stuff when I was a teenager (though I was a virgin almost until graduation, and pretty careful then on...) and I certainly wouldn't want people judging me solely on my past.
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Agreed. I also waited until I was almost 17. I dodged a few bullets there (worrying I might get knocked-up) but then I went on the pill when I was 18. Sure helped with those g.d. period cramps too.
'Ere Monkeypox take a nice hit of this good green bud *passing roach to Monkeypox* and exhale....fffffwwwwww
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I totally would NOT fuck this dorky "thinks he's so cool" LOSER.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Stoney on September 2, 2008 - 3:46pm
Guh, I'm so fucking outta shape that I couldn't even do one damn "perfect pushup" for my stupid boyfriend...
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"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Nowblood, really? I dunno why, but the first thought when I looked at this mullet-head was that I wanted to kick him in his 'nads. but different strokes, I guess...
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"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Stoney, I'm back. *puff* *puff* Thanks babe. Hail, hail the gang's all here!!
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Oh sorry, monkey.
Here!
*passes doobie on the lefthand side*
You may need a bobby pin.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Oxygen, your post was AWESome! And Levi's pretty fuckin' hot for a "cold country" fuckin' teenage redneck. I'D fuckin' fuck him. If - well, is he 18 yet?
This presidential race is turning into one giant surreal episode of the twilight fuckin' Zone. It's - what's that old saying, Truth is stranger than fiction? This shit is STRANGE, all of it.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on September 2, 2008 - 3:38pm.
And one, and two, and three and...
*passes out*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
By the way, anyone know where I can get a good dimebag in Chi-town. I haven't gotten high in so long and I think I need to toke up really soon...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Cheez-It on September 2, 2008 - 3:17pm.
90% of the colleges just hand you a degree just as long your check doesn't bounce. After all Bush graduated from Yale...yea ummmm there's your piece of paper aka your "education"
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That's some amusing shit right there! The only reason dubyabrain graduated from Yale is because his daddy paid the university off with oil money.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 2, 2008 - 3:38pm
I hear that... and shit, I know I've done some really crazy stuff when I was a teenager (though I was a virgin almost until graduation, and pretty careful then on...) and I certainly wouldn't want people judging me solely on my past.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
*inhales*
*coughcough*
This is some pretty decent shit, you guys. I'm impressed.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Later Missy, have a sparkling day, luv :))
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The interview with James Carville on Larry King re: Palin is HILARIOUS!
I luv it when he holds a pix of Wassail City Hall and says, "it looks like a bait shop. This is who you want to be one heartbeat away from the Presidency?"
Funny stuff!
Something seems quite off (conspiratorial) about the entire situation with McBanal "picking" Palin in the first place. This shit is a big joke. She's even less experienced than the democratic party. National and international politics ...double zero experience. So if he croaks...that leaves us with her. And someone wants to assasinate Obama. [eyes wide open, shaking head, reaching for inhaler]
Anywhores, on the subject of a teenager being called a hoor for any reason, even if they are chomping burrito dongs like The Langoliers, I don't think it's very fair. Now, busting on the parent(s) for kids behavior, demeanor, etc is quite fair. Parents cannot be everywhere but if that kid/young adult isn't getting the right kind of attention and guidance and something happens like a pregnancy...it isn't because someone's a ho.
Palin's entitled to her beliefs and parenting style. But, she's not who I want to be up there helping to head up the nation.
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@ Green is Good - Thanks, yes Monty was a handsome devil, an outstanding actor and a tortured soul. I just love him, he was such a beautiful guy.
Who is the dude in your avie, btw? xoxo
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The Obama girls don't even come into this conversation...that's because Barack Obama is not trying to impose his views on birth control and abortion on all the women in the United States.
GOP = You don't get to choose...we'll choose for you
aiight, love you sluts.. see ya later!!♥♥
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