Morning Wood

Tiffani Thiessen will always be Kelly Kapowski to me.

I watched 90210 only because of Tiffany Amber Thiessen... she was just gorgeous in Saved by the bell show.

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Who the hell is Tiffani Thiessen? And why did the article keep talking about her when we all want to know what Kelly Kapowski is up to!
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http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com

Was that racoon video sponsored by Planters? Product endorsement

That raccoon made me laugh; what a destructive little cutie!!! If it was his pet then he should've yanked its ass out of the wall instead of entertaining it; that's what kennels are for. My dogs know when they've been bad to go to the kennel; I don't even have to tell them anymore.

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Chris Martin is an idiot.

As for the raccoon, I wouldn't have been trying to coax it out. I would put a gun to its head and be done with it. Someone else said it was this guy's pet. If that is the case, then I don't feel sorry for him. You get what you get when you are stupid enough to have a raccoon for a pet.

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I would end up in jail if I ever got close to Chris Martin. He's one of those people that you just want to beat the everliving shit out of with a blunt object.

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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.

more vids of the raccoon in question:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGkrPzrl91A

amazing that he got a harness on it. that's right up there with a cat on a leash!

Screw a racoon...those hilarious bloopers just made Alex Trebek even more of a DILF to me,lol

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IT'S HIS PET PEOPLE. he rescued it. go to youtube.com/damygeebo and there are a bunch of cute videos
save a heart, break a penis.

Ok,I realize coons (any wild animal, actually) could have rabies. Clearly this one didn't, so there's no need to treat it like it did. This one seemed pretty gentle and wasn't being threatening in any way. I'd try to get rid of it myself before calling Animal Control though.

Raccoons are the smartest little boogers. Also? It's called Animal Control, not Asshole, you nimrod.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

omg i love racoon willie! there are a bunch of videos of him on youtube : )
save a heart, break a penis.

TEAM RACCOON

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LOL

What a cute coon! I want him. I know they're pains in the ass, but I always loved racoons. Thew stho cewwwwtee... (cue annoying baby talk voice)

That bastard better not have hurt him.

He feeds it and then calls it an asshole?....um, yeah...get a grip dude.

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that raccoon is the shit.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

Awwww, the raccoon was cute. He looks like a little doggy.

I can't believe he was able to hand feed it.

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Yeah, piepenburg, this thread is totally about Michael Phelps, you fucking dingbat. Is there no "meetrichsingleraccoon.fuck" where you are? How about "dumbspammertwatsintermingle.shit"?

I had a tooth filled this morning and the novocaine is wearing off and I'm crabby as all get out!

Submitted by piepenburg on September 2, 2008 - 11:04am.
Michael Phelps is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.

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Orly? Raccoon is my favorite. I saw his profile on a douche & tool dating site """Iamananimalfucker.com""" just last week. It is said he's only interested in fucking spammers in the ass.

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

ps the man was the asshole for feeding it by hand. Their teeth are like razors.

I can picture that twit getting bit badly then screaming that the raccoon tried to kill him.... again doing him a favour!

Once had a raccoon living in a kayak in the garage. Every time I'd pull in, it would pop its head up. One time I swore it waved to me.

Cute as all get out, but mean to the bone.

Fun to watch what they do with a raw egg (in the shell) - try putting a couple eggs out if you have raccoon in your yard.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 2, 2008 - 10:53am.
Submitted by KD on September 2, 2008 - 10:47am.

I can't believe this dude fed it right out of his hand. It makes me wonder if it was somebodies pet.

Michael Phelps is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.

oh I thought it was like the talking fish
http://www.howstuffworks.com/singing-fish.htm
cute racoon, more please. :)
seems very tame... now.

"Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of dakota
There lived a young boy named rocky raccoon"

;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D

There goes my man Colin saving human kind one hobo at a time!

Actually, what he did was fu*king awesome, and others should care so much!

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I love the raccoon. They come up to my friend's deck and eat cookies out of her hand, but I don't have any in my neighborhood. Her mom has a fox on her property that she feeds hard boiled eggs because she's afraid he doesn't get enough to eat. LOL The mental picture of that kills me.

Submitted by Imokwithguyliner on September 2, 2008 - 10:54am.
Hey, I think when MK upgraded the site he had to agree to those millionaire dating posts. Just sayin'

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You could be right, but that doesn't mean we can't curse them out for being so GD stone-cold stupid.

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

He calls the raccoon a bitch and an asshole. I think the video operator was MK, but he cut it off before he called the raccoon a ho or Empress of Nuts.

No shit, raccoons can be rabid and are definitely destructive. That thing was munching the drywall! To see total raccoon destruction enabled by a celebutante with mental issues who wore panty hose on her head, rent "Grey Gardens."

Speaking of wildlife, just yesterday we finally trapped a chipmunk who my cat brought it but did not dispatch. It was living and pooping behind my refrigerator and eating the cat's food for FOUR days. Doh! Kitteh don't need no stupid chipmunks! Anyway, we made a path for it with those cardboard brick blocks so it could only go one way, straight into our clever Rubbermaid Sav'n'Store. Then we drove it a mile away to a nature preserve to let it go and it wouldn't get out. We had to shake it out of the container and into the grass. JESUS!

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 2, 2008 - 11:53am.
They're such little dirty bastards! The bf and I were walking back to our apt. one night and I spotted a raccoon on the front lawn, said "holy shit," and turned around quickly. My bf didn't see it at first and got confused by my actions until he walked only a few feet away from it. He finally noticed it, went "wahwahwahhhhhhhh!" and ran away with his arms flailing. lol...We ended up using the side basement entrance.
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They are not! that's so mean. It's not like we built houses and encroached on their land or anything.

*crosses arms and stews*

Submitted by Salem13 on September 2, 2008 - 11:28am.
I'm probaly the only one but I like Coldplay Please don't kill me!
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I LOVE COLDPLAY!! Anyone who doesn't is a looser.

Hey, I think when MK upgraded the site he had to agree to those millionaire dating posts. Just sayin'

Submitted by KD on September 2, 2008 - 10:47am.
For reals! Tear down the paper, and while you're at it, those ugly cabinets. As for what the coon did, that's just a little drywall and can easily be patched. He's probably just lazy.

offtopic: When I was about 14, I tried to stab a raccoon in our barn. I took a slab of metal and made a point on it with the band saw and tried to get him. I was afraid it was going to eat my cats kittens. Since I'm not a very good welcome committee, I never saw it again after that.

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They're such little dirty bastards! The bf and I were walking back to our apt. one night and I spotted a raccoon on the front lawn, said "holy shit," and turned around quickly. My bf didn't see it at first and got confused by my actions until he walked only a few feet away from it. He finally noticed it, went "wahwahwahhhhhhhh!" and ran away with his arms flailing. lol...We ended up using the side basement entrance.

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

I LOVE THAT RACOON! I want one!

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 2, 2008 - 10:38am.
Submitted by KD on September 2, 2008 - 10:24am.

I know! Just look at that hideous wallpaper--he should be kissing that raccoon's ass!

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For reals! Tear down the paper, and while you're at it, those ugly cabinets. As for what the coon did, that's just a little drywall and can easily be patched. He's probably just lazy.

offtopic: When I was about 14, I tried to stab a raccoon in our barn. I took a slab of metal and made a point on it with the band saw and tried to get him. I was afraid it was going to eat my cats kittens. Since I'm not a very good welcome committee, I never saw it again after that.

Morning limp....again. pffft!

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Um every experience I've had with raccoons has led me to believe that they are scary as all shit. We had a pregnant female in the wall between our bedroom and bathroom, and she attacked the shit out of guy from Critter Control (yes, that was the name of the company we hired).

I would not suggest getting that close to one. They could be rabid for all you know.

Submitted by piepenburg on September 2, 2008 - 10:34am.
Michael Phelps is my favorite player.

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Wrong thread, you dumbass spamming meat-for-brains.

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

Submitted by KD on September 2, 2008 - 10:24am.
What a drama queen. That raccoon didn't completely destroy his kitchen. It did they guy a favor. It was just helping him start the remodeling process.

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I know! Just look at that hideous wallpaper--he should be kissing that raccoon's ass!

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

A raccoon ate all the fish in my pond last week, but as long as they stay outside, I still love the little buggers.

Re: Colin Farrell: that was big news during last year's Toronto International Filmfest so someone probably decided to do a follow up piece just in time for this year's TIFF.
Good for Stress, and if Colin's deeds/words were the catalyst, then good on him too!

Answer: Alex Trebek saying "F*ck".
Question: What makes me almost as uncomfortable as my parents talking about having sex?

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You fargin sneaky bastage.

I love Alex Trebek, I've always wanted to be on Jeopardy.

Chris Martin is smug and his music is BORING.

Ok, I SWEAR I'm actually working now but I needed a break. Anybitch, I know EXACTLY how that guy feels. I've had all manner of wildlife hole up in my various homes and be so fucking coy like that. I'm like - you wanna pay rent and maintenance for your stinky ass then you can have a room - otherwise, get the fuck out! I'm currently battling a squirrel (singular, thankfully) that keeps breaking into my low rise apartment and stealing bunny food - I keep moving it and she keeps finding it. UGH.

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Ricky raccoon wasn't satisfied just to stay inside the cupboard and enjoy his fancy nuts. Always the exhibitionist.

Asshole Raccoon for hot slut of the day!

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When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
-MK

http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com

Michael Phelps is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.

That's what you get when you keep a wild animal as a house pet! Who's the asshole?

Colin has saved many o'damp dreams.....Boyo!

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Submitted by Salem13 on September 2, 2008 - 10:28am.
I'm probaly the only one but I like Coldplay Please don't kill me!

Everytime I think Alex Trebek I remember SNL. Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek and Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery, that shit was hilarious.

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I'll take "The rapists (therapists)" for $200, Alixsh!

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

Hand feed a raccoon and then tell it "I HATE YOU! GET OUT!"

Like you wouldn't notice a raccoon scrambling around the attic before it started destroying shit.

TEAM RACCOON

I'm probaly the only one but I like Coldplay Please don't kill me!

Everytime I think Alex Trebek I remember SNL. Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek and Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery, that shit was hilarious.

oh... and that raccoon is a cunt. I bet he is known to other raccoons as Dave the douche, he is a total douche and has no respect for other people's property lol