David Duchovny Really Loves Porn
David Duchovny is currently cooling his genitals in rehab because he's addicted to porn. On Thursday, David's rep announced that he checked into a facility to receive treatment for sex addiction. A friend tells Fox News that David never cheated on Tea Leoni unless cyber fucking counts as cheating. David has "The Peter Cook Disease." He loves to surf and stroke.
The friend said that David spends hours rubbing his dick raw while browsing chat rooms and looking at internet porn. Quick! Check all the responses from your Craigslist "Casual Encounters" ad (I know you have one). You might have gotten a response from Agent Mulder! Even better, Mulder might have knocked one off to your picture. You should be proud.
And didn't Agent Mulder have a thing about porn on "The X-Files"? David! Don't take your work home with you.
David's friend also said that he only announced he was in rehab for sex addiction because a patient at the clinic he's in was about to leak the story to the press. David "beat" him to the punch. And then he beat it some more. And some more. And a little more.
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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I hate it when I see another slut at the free clinic- it's like they always make sure they run to tell Grammy where they ran into my ass at.
I do not want to know where those gloves have been.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 2, 2008 - 10:24am.
I honestly don't think anyone would have wondered about him if he kept all this shit secret. Ewww.
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True. They could have just said he was getting treatment for a stroke. Technically, that's not lying.
I know someone who divorced her husband because of his addiction to internet porn.
I honestly don't think anyone would have wondered about him if he kept all this shit secret. Ewww.
LOL @ Sheeps and ElB
Nothing wrong with that David. As soon as i log in to DListed i strip off, get the tissues and baby oil and start yanking my bellrope as i post! What? No, seriously WHAT?
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I'm REALLY curious about his real reason for checking into "sex rehab" (whatever happened to self control?). According to blind items, Tea Leoni is a lezzie, DD swings both ways and they can't stand each other.
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my fucking bf has this same "disease". we can't afford rehab so as treatment I'm gonna dump his ass next time he's caught!
"David spends hours rubbing his dick raw while browsing chat rooms and looking at internet porn."
Loser! *nervous laff*
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@angel_i Go look on Sheeps Myspace page. IG sent him the funniest video of Gang Bang cleaner in action.
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Submitted by DeeDee on September 2, 2008 - 10:03am.
David needs some of Islandgirl's Gang Bang cleaner.
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I will allow myself one more moment of procrastination becuz I must KNOW of this "Gang Bang cleaner" of which you speak. Research, you know. For work. Sorta(not really).
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"Well now we know why his dick was in a tea cup. Kinda like soaking your feet after a long day at work."
Aaaah Shite!!!! You is one funny schlut!
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I fervently wish "Intervention" would do a couple episodes on sex addicts. Maybe in a few seasons when the thrill of watching people huff computer duster cans and smoking meth gets old...
he's wearing a barn-red blazer and catwoman gloves because. . . ?
In an episode of the X-Files they show Mulder rubbing one out while watching footage of BigFoot. So I guess that means he's into beastiality.
David needs some of Islandgirl's Gang Bang cleaner.
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I was in Lust with this man since I first saw him on the X-files.... I think I still am. I do not mind if you sit in the studio all day jacking off David, as long as you give me a once a dayer, or two a dayer....
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I wonder if he is one of those junkies who will take whatever kind of fix he can get or if it is one specific thing that revs his engine? I think he would like watching three-ways with midget lesbians and an albino leather daddy with a foot fetish.
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O shit - they have rehab for that? Where is that cuz I might need that addy...the winter's coming!
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Well now we know why his dick was in a tea cup. Kinda like soaking your feet after a long day at work.
What an asshat. Next time, stick to Penthouse and Playboy mags, a jar of Vaseline and a washcloth in the bathroom instead of trolling the internet.
Good Morning DListed Pups.
Yes, but is there any porn with Duchovny in it? Any links would be much appreciated.
MK, we're still waiting for you to post the name of the rehab center, so the rest of us hot sluts can check in too!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
"Shock the Monkey" is his theme song.
Hello, my name is Clarisse, and I too am addickted to porn.
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gives new meaning to the "X-Files"
Damn, he just gets better looking with age...
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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David, I'll happily help you with your "addiction". Rest your head on my bosom. Whichever head you want.
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I'm not into older guys but he is fucking HOT! Ever since I saw him in a photo on the beach in a wetsuit....
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