Monday, September 1st 2008

Amy Wino Does A Lot Of Drugs

The Sun claims that the Crackie of Camden overdosed twice in the past year. They say "overdosed," she says "Ice pops! Bring me ice pops!" Well, she really likes ice pops.

A source said that Amy Wino's first overdose happened in August of last year when she had a little too much of cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth. Hmmm...I blame the ketamine. You can't trust something that puts a pussy to sleep. The source said that Wino's body started going into convulsions that were “like a scene from The Exorcist." That's not saying much. When Wino walks down the street, it looks like a scene from "The Exorcist."

Her second "overdose" came last month and she was briefly hospitalized for it. At the time, her daddy said she had a bad reaction to medication, but we all know that was a bunch of caca. It's been claimed that the real reason for her trip to the hospital was because she smoked too much weed. The source said, "She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a shitload of pot to suffer that severe a reaction."

She apparently smoked weed for 36-hours straight and the doctors are afraid her brains are permanently damaged. HA! What brains?

I've never heard of someone "overdosing" on weed before. Some of my friends have smoked weed for days straight and the worst thing that has happened to them is getting a severe craving for Pintos 'N Cheese from Taco Bell. Okay, that's pretty bad.

But I wouldn't put it pass Wino. If anybody was going to overdose on weed, it would be Wino. You know that song, "I smoke 2 joints in the morning"? Wino probably changes the lyrics to "I smoke 200 joints in the morning! I smoke 200 at night!"

Posted by: Michael K


Momus the Sarcastic's picture

According to over-dose.com: "Unlike opiates, barbiturates or amphetamines, there seems to be little risk from the use of large amounts of marijuana. When a person smokes too much they feel very tired and lie down. When people swallow large amounts of hashish, occasionally they get sick to their stomach."

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If she overdoses on weed then its probably jimson weed.

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Devore's picture

cant stand pot heads personally but of all the drugs and other substances available for people to RUIN their lives, marijuana is the most benign.

ive never heard anyone ODing on pot?

how is that possible?

one doesnt "take" pot, one smokes marijuana.

the worst that can happen to one who smokes is the possibility of developing emphysema ( horrible way to die, BTW) and lung cancer.

this sounds like more bullshit, that girl is cracked out of her gourd. she obviously has a very high tolerance for drugs.

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The source said that Wino's body started going into convulsions that were “like a scene from The Exorcist."
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Mr. President's picture

It wasn't an overdose on weed, it was an underdose of the other drugs that she was accustomed to having in her system and wasn't ingesting.

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angel_i's picture

Ok, WTF?!?

You can't overdose on weed. That's bullshit. I mean, you can, but it's like overdosing on the fire from a building. You know - you have to light the building on fire....and there's no way you can smoke for 36 hours straight. You can - but then you also have to munch out and take frequent naps. Unless you're doing all that in a burning building you're prolly not gonna overdose.

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Weedalicious...

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kate773's picture

I didn't even know you could overdose on weed. I used to be a pretty big pothead and that never happened. There were a couple of times I smoked ALOT at once. She must have just been chain smoking joints for a day and a half.

She really can't live for too much longer. Its really sad.

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She overdosed twice. Only twice? She must have built up quite the immunity.

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Jadedkitten's picture

she overdosed on "pot" sooo when did we start calling crack & herion pot

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iHeartHaters's picture

I keep saying it but I swear to God her drugs kill off all germs in her body. That is the only way she can possibly still be living. I don't know where her nutrients are coming from though. Ah who am I kidding, she prolly snarfs on the brains of living folk.

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Janet Buttimer's picture

I don't know who'se prettier...Amy, or the lovely ANIA from Sunset Tan.

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speakit's picture

I'm gonna smoke oregano for 36 hours straight... I'll check back in and let you know what happens. Unless y'all wanna come to my house and do a David Blaine vigil. I could lay in a tub of pancake syrup while I do it.. ya know, to add suspense.

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She's the new Keith Richards.

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waywhiteboyj's picture

Amy is so lucky. I mean, it's not as if anyone will ever be able to tell that she has brain damage. They'll just think it's, I dunno, Tuesday?

Lexi-J's picture

Special K smoked through cigs...good times...