Who's Going To Play Bristol Palin?
So guess what? Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has announced that her 17-year-old daughter Bristol is knocked up! This is too fucking perfect. Bristol is 5-months pregnant.
Dear Lifetime, you have found your next movie! Let's see, Jamie Lynn Spears can play Bristol, for obvious reasons. I mean, she's already done research on the role. Tina Fey and Megan Mullaly are too good to play Sarah. I know, Patricia Heaton's evil ass can play her. She would be perfect.
Anyhypocritey, this exciting news continues on from the rumor I posted about yesterday, which was that Sarah faked a pregnancy and pretended to have given birth to a boy named Trig Paxton Van Palin. The rumor was that Trig was actually Bristol's child and that Sarah was his memaw.
Sarah made the announcement today about her daughter being with child to shoot down rumors that she faked her own pregnancy to hide the family shame known as Bristol. So Bristol couldn't have been pregnant with 4-month-old Trig, because she was too busy being pregnant with her own kid. Bristol's got an alibi! I think we found a co-author for Lynne Spears' next book on parenting.
Sarah issued a statement and said that Bristol is planning on keeping the child and marrying the wonderful father, Levi. Sarah goes on to say “Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows that she has our unconditional love and support. Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family." The Palin family has also asked for privacy during this time. Yeah, good fucking luck with that. And do you blame Bristol? Where else is there to do in Alaska besides make babies and skin trout?
I just can't wait to see what other scandals the Republicans may bring. Who knows, maybe Sarah is the one who is knocked up and Bristol is just returning the favor. Expect to see Sarah's ass in mumus and leaky titties. Or maybe McCain will announce he's a hermie. Or Cindy McCain will give birth to a pharmacist (yeah right, in her Vicodin dreams). Let me tell you, the possibilities on this are endless.
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luvmehateme... I know..forcing a teen wedding is so wrong.. if she has to have the kid..at least just let her stay at home and do it in an extended family environment.. who's financing this new family way? I mean who's watching the downs baby..maybe they can share the nanny. WTF???
and lucygoosey... We cant be the only people that thinks that is so wrong...she aint know angelina jolie pimping for charity... this is for votes with a handicapped kid...OMG I am screaming... so grosssssssssssssssss
love you guys too xoxox
ps hope anyone in New Orleans is ok
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by OXA on September 1, 2008 - 7:56pm
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For some strange reason, this actually makes sense. I don't think my opinion of Sarah Palin could get any lower.
Snowblood...thank you for being courteous. Appreciate the understanding. Sorry I was cranky.
Did you guys on this page spend any time on the kids Myspace pages?? They're ALL A BUNCH OF GD SPOILED BRATS. The fucking sister of the alleged "dad" claims a family income of $250,000. Presuming that's true, all the kids in this circle are pissing away a lot of money while BOTH of their parents are off building their blessed careers. I'm sure the supervision consists of a housekeeper who is probably an Alaskan minority (just a guess). I hope this shit dropkicks Palin's retarded ass back to Alaska. I heard speculation that that might happen. Someone on t.v. said this was a disaster for the Republicans. There's no way to spin it to their favor.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 1, 2008 - 9:52pm.
I'm not assuming she knew anything. She obviously expects parents to know whether their children are having sex and that that's the only safeguard against pregnancy - talking to your children about abstinence.
Do you think it's reasonable for her, with her daughter's circumstances, to go against contraceptives AND sex education, expecting children to not have sex? That's the point I'm making.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on September 1, 2008 - 9:54pm.
"I could steam up her spectacles with my testacles."
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Damn You, I was trying to hate you...now you have gone and made me laugh. Just a little something I can say just by LOOKING at Palin? Chubby, you will get no head, your testicles will be nowhere near her spectacles.
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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on September 1, 2008 - 7:50pm.
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Now this really pisses me off...talk about whoring out your children (grandchildren).
Obama '08!
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on September 1, 2008 - 9:55pm.
I was making my evening rounds on the Huffington Post and came upon the link to the People Magazine featuring them and that poor child on the cover.
Nauseating to use a child as a political pawn.
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true dat!!
The following accusations could be completely false, but I’ve heard some crazy/maybe not so crazy things since this news broke, from people who supposedly are/were in high school with Bristol. They say that she is not pregnant. This “pregnancy” is to cover up that she was pregnant with Trig (if she’s “5 months along” she couldn’t have had Trig, as he’s 4 months old), and she will have a “miscarriage” in the coming months. They also say that Trig does not have Down syndrome, but has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome because Bristol was a “party girl.” I don’t know if these things are true, because they do sound kind of outlandish, but I just don’t understand why else a pregnant woman leaking amniotic fluid would give a 30 minute speech in Texas, then fly 8 hours to Alaska, and then drive 45 minutes to give birth to a preemie in a hospital that is not equipped to deal with risky births.
with these peoples chromosomes..they should seriously start thinking about birth control or as Dr Laura says...suckin babies into some sinks....
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Ms. Pattycake,
I was making my evening rounds on the Huffington Post and came upon the link to the People Magazine featuring them and that poor child on the cover.
Nauseating to use a child as a political pawn.
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Submitted by patty cake on September 1, 2008 - 9:50pm.
So b/c she isnt having an abortion its ok that she is knocked up? I dont get the crazy christians... fuck like a whore, have a baby and thats all ok... hmmmm
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You are my new best friend. In a nutshell???? Yes, that is EXACTLY what they think like. Fuck out of wedlock, just marry the motherfucker before the baby is born and you won't burn in hell. Like I said before, the baby she can deal with, the fucking shotgun marriage to a man that she probably does not love??? She will never survive that.
-"Republicans are just democrats that have been mugged."
Submitted by luvmehateme on September 1, 2008 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on September 1, 2008 - 9:49pm.
Nice Chubby. Maybe you can be the first person to fog up those glasses.....
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HAHAHAHAHA---I do breath a little heavy when I am in the throughs of passion. I could steam up her spectacles with my testacles.
Sounds like you know me personally....LOL
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Oh god Lucy Goosey..they didnt put that baby on the cover of People...that is so horrific... what disgusting whores
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The war isn't working.
AND another fundielicious episode of As The Campaign Churns draws to a close.
Join us next time, when Bristol Meyers "loses" baby Trigonometry in an unfortunate ice-fishing expedition.
/cue ATWT track.
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Well, I don't think it's wrong for a woman to be a wife, mother, and politico. It isn't wrong for her, but I'm hoping her husband is the homemaker in this case. Usually if the woman is an independant working woman, she's also expected to be the full-time mom. It's absolutely in line with Feminism to not expect a woman to fill ALL these roles simultaneously. You could say we would never be discussing this if she were a man, BUT Palin does want us to see her as a full-time mommy Donna Reed and politician, so that's why it comes up. She mentioned PTA and that her husband "an iron-dog-whatever competition winner" is her hero.
But, aside from that, this particular "morality cop" is hypocritical. Secondly, can you imagine this person meeting dignitaries? I can't. Call me "elitist", but I do believe higher officials should be of a better social ilk than Lyn Spears, and also display better personal judgment. Especially when the judgments you make in your personal life are in stark contrast to your political ideas.
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Hillary's choice to stay in her marriage is something most conservatives would adore IF she were conservative herself. Also, most importantly, Clinton never sought to make adultery a political issue like Palin made sex education and teen pregnancy. Palin's personal issues wouldn't be important if it didn't have any significance in regards to her political views.
Submitted by happyface on September 1, 2008 - 9:40pm.
vanyvrgs-
Well, I don't think it's wrong for a woman to be a wife, mother, and politico. But, aside from that, this particular "morality cop" is hypocritical. Secondly, can you imagine this person meeting dignitaries? I can't. Call me "elitist", but I do believe higher officials should be of a better social ilk than Lyn Spears, and also display better personal judgment. Especially when the judgments you make in your personal life are in stark contrast to your political ideas.
I feel dirty just thinking am defending this twat, but you are assuming she knew her kid was having sex and approved it (was her choice). Hell my parents where extremely strict and when I was 17, every night I would sneak out and take the car out to work at a bar -- my parents where not the wiser, cause I was an A student, captain of the volleyball team, who never gave them a reason to complain or doubt me. Lucky for me nothing bad happened to me -- when I told my parents when I was in my 20's they still refuse to believe I could have done all of that under their noses. Just sayin'
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on September 1, 2008 - 9:49pm.
Nice Chubby. Maybe you can be the first person to fog up those glasses.....
"Republicans are just democrats that have been mugged."
Lenscrafters hasnt quite made it to bumfuck Alaska...thus the glasses problem...
xoxox
The war isn't working.
People Magazine has an interview with the Palins and McCains schedule to come out this week.
On the cover, there is a photo of them pandering that poor baby with Down Syndrome on the cover. None of the other children are featured.
A truly despicable display of attention by McCain, Palin and the Republicans.
Shame on them!
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So b/c she isnt having an abortion its ok that she is knocked up? I dont get the crazy christians... fuck like a whore, have a baby and thats all ok... hmmmm
xoxox
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Submitted by shoe addict on September 1, 2008 - 9:46pm.
You are the shit.
Exactly what I was thinking. Chelsea, unfortunate looking...Palin? Straight out of Deliverance.
With the mostly oddly clean glasses ever.
-"Republicans are just democrats that have been mugged."
Submitted by luvmehateme on September 1, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on September 1, 2008 - 9:43pm.
"Palin ain't no trailer trash"
Spoken like her kin/lover.......
No? Just someone who wants to bone her pregnant 17-year old daughter....gross
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I already stated I would like to pork her and her mother. Maybe at the same time....
No kin folk here....
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mommy of the year has a ho bag daughter and where is the downs baby? what a bunch of polar bear hating freaks... Low class HICKS
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on September 1, 2008 - 9:43pm.
"Palin ain't no trailer trash"
Spoken like her kin/lover.......
No? Just someone who wants to bone her pregnant 17-year old daughter....gross
-"Republicans are just democrats that have been mugged."
Chubby, Shrilary Clinton is what you'd call "psychotically ambitious", as far as not divorcing Bubba Clitton after all his whoremongering years. Calling Chelsea an ugly poodle is an insult to poodles everywhere! Poodles are way cuter than that bucktooth freak, LOL!!
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Split the difference
Palin IS trailer trash
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Chelsea Clinton is ugly
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Submitted by Newportjoey on September 1, 2008 - 9:38pm.
You don't see Chelsey Clinton putting it out there. Say what you will, Bill and Hillary raised a decent young woman. These Palin's, trailer trash.......
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Palin ain't no trailer trash!
It's because nobody wants to fuck that ugly poodle Chelsea Clinton or her ugly cankle mother Hillary, including Bill!
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 1, 2008 - 9:30pm.
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I apologize, I can't remember who all posted. The thread was busy.
Maybe it's old fashioned, and for some sexist, but I think an infant needs it's mother as much as possible, if possible. Sometimes, women's liberation makes women feel as though unless they hold the traditional role of a man, they are not equal. I look at that from a different perspective. There is no job more important than being a parent, whether you stay at home or work outside the home. It is nature that women are the dominant parent in the care and nurturing of children. That is something to be proud of, to hail above just being a breadwinner. In that respect, women's liberation caved to what a man's standard is. I don't know if I'm expressing myself clearly so I'm sure I'll piss people off.
Women are capable of doing any job, and should be paid the same for doing that job. But when you choose to become a mother, that's the job numero uno.
Submitted by radio siren on September 1, 2008 - 9:33pm.
I don't think it takes the women's movement back by candidly admitting that it is extremely difficult for ANYONE, man or woman, to be some kind of superperson. I said this on the previous Palin thread. Women wanted to be independent during the feminist movement: fine, we have that, we have careers, we have everything. That's just it, we have so much that they're now becoming huge stressors. Of course, many men were more than happy to let the little wifey take on full-time careers and bring home good money in addition to all the things they were doing before! Maid, cook, chauffeur, laundry attendent, PTA member, careerwoman, MILF...it has come to the point where we are expected to do it all, with big smiles of satisfaction on our faces. The choice is no longer there. I don't care if someone wants to be both the mother of small children and full-time breadwinner, but I'm pretty sure those kids would like to have her full-time attention for at least the first couple of years of their lives. And I don't like the idea that we are somehow not really women if we do not wear all of the twenty or so hats that society these days expects us to wear. Who benefits? Maybe the men in our lives do, but besides the monetary advantage, women and children certainly do not.
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Krist on a cracker radio siren! I like you but I gotta disagree a lot. Men aren't making women do a fucking thing. Women are driving the shit in their own fucking overloaded lives. I chose NOT to have kids so I wouldn't have to play the fucking mom-on-a-platter role. I saw the trainwreck coming and jumped off the tracks. I could give a FUCK about what anybody thinks about that. Stupid asshat women have done themselves their own damage. No sympathy from me.
*apologizing in advance if I misinterpreted your statement, but i am so goddammed sick of feminists blaming MEN for what THEY decide to do and continue to decide to do Every.Goddammed.Day.
Submitted by radio siren on September 1, 2008 - 9:33pm
But radio that is not what am saying. I do think it is unfair to think a woman can be the breadwinner and do the childrearing and cleaning etc. Too much. The point is that some families, and truthfully I do not know about Palin's the man takes that role of the childrearing and cleaning etc. My mother's best friend back in the 80's was a doctor, her husband stayed at home and did all the cleaning and took the kids everywhere. He was happy to do it and their marriage worked. Their kids now are both in med school and love them both. I do know with today's economy sometimes both parents have to work, my point was and is that just because she is the "mom" she is required to do both. It is not necessary for the mom to stay at home to have good kids, and saying otherwise in a vacumm, first assumes it is still required that women do the childrearing and puts no responsibility on the husband.
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Some consider Alaska to be the Northern most Southern State.... yippie kiyay muth ukka~
What this country REALLY needs is a civil war.
Or properly finish the last one. (ufck you Andrew Johnson)
Seriously.
I'd sooner take up arms against some of the creationist, flat earth, racist, barbarians living in my neighborhood ... than a Persian or Arab I have no beef with 1000s of miles away from me and my family...
ripe for revolution?
I think Bristol is going to give us a lot more material in the future
And i can't wait
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You don't see Chelsey Clinton putting it out there. Say what you will, Bill and Hillary raised a decent young woman. These Palin's, trailer trash.......
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Submitted by lizardo911 on September 1, 2008 - 9:34pm.
LOL!!! I know, the glasses drive me fucking insane!!!! Its like like she is the poster child for trying to look intellectual. That whole "Sexy librarian" thing is over.
-"Republicans are just democrats that have been mugged."
Submitted by Cheez-It on September 1, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Since when is getting pregnant and married really young not conservative??
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OMG are you still talking?
It's never been considered very conservative to get pregnant out of wedlock.
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Submitted by lizardo911 on September 1, 2008 - 9:34pm.
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It's actually turning me on.
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Things were definetely different when Obama was born though. Technically, the birth control pill wasn't even available yet when he was conceived. In general, it was more common back then for a 17 year old to have a kid regardless of being conservative/liberal.
Please tell me what is with the uptight do and the school teacher glasses? Is she trying to portray a little old spinster librarian or something???? LOL! There is something wrong here. Does anyone see that?
I don't think it takes the women's movement back by candidly admitting that it is extremely difficult for ANYONE, man or woman, to be some kind of superperson. I said this on the previous Palin thread. Women wanted to be independent during the feminist movement: fine, we have that, we have careers, we have everything. That's just it, we have so much that they're now becoming huge stressors. Of course, many men were more than happy to let the little wifey take on full-time careers and bring home good money in addition to all the things they were doing before! Maid, cook, chauffeur, laundry attendent, PTA member, careerwoman, MILF...it has come to the point where we are expected to do it all, with big smiles of satisfaction on our faces. The choice is no longer there. I don't care if someone wants to be both the mother of small children and full-time breadwinner, but I'm pretty sure those kids would like to have her full-time attention for at least the first couple of years of their lives. And I don't like the idea that we are somehow not really women if we do not wear all of the twenty or so hats that society these days expects us to wear. Who benefits? Maybe the men in our lives do, but besides the monetary advantage, women and children certainly do not.
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Submitted by speakit on September 1, 2008 - 9:13pm.
I was here too speakit yesterday. I guess I disagree that her job as a mother somehow thwarts that she can be VP or President, even with 5 kids. As I said yesterday to you among others, I know plenty of women that have successfully gone back to work after 3 days and have their husband be the primary care taker and the kids turn out just fine (and don't have kids while being children). I just think that saying both their parents failed this child is one thing, but saying a woman with 5 young children has no time takes us all back. That is all.
As for Aquarius, my comment was not addressed to you or speakit for that matter, it was a general comment to the posters that say that the VP job is too time consuming for a mother and she should be taking care of her children. To me, Obama also has young kids and that job takes more time, but because he is a man, and the job of rearing kids is traditionally "moms" no one mentions it. I guess my point is that both parents are equally responsible and any argument that she should have declined because of young children is unfair and takes us back. So I guess for a woman with children, you can run but only if your kids are older... I guess I do not buy that.
oh and I do agree that running on family values and having your kid be pregnant is a set back, but hell,I do not agree that she probably is forcing this kid to get married, but she is visibly pregnant so the decision to have the kid or not happened before she was a VP nominee. That girl looks like a house.
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Chubby, you are the man! Nothing wrong with being a Republican/conservative. I agree with their ideas more than the democraps. And I used to be a Dem. And hell yeah, fuck the g.d. Russians! Man, we gotta a lot on our plates now with that unholy crew of vodka-swilling shitheads!
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Submitted by Cheez-It on September 1, 2008 - 9:18pm.
And holding a position that would make her children proud IS putting her family first.
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I disagree. I think she's putting her ambitions and ego before her children.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 1, 2008 - 9:19pm.
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Ahahahahahahaha!! Best effin' comment on this Godforsaken thread. Thanks Chubby!
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I'm the most reasonable Republican you'll ever find. Too many other important issues in the World to dwell on rather than this silly shit.
I'm scared of Russia right now. They are fucking nuts...
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Cheez-it
"Since when is getting pregnant and married really young not conservative?? Isn't that more in line with their 1950's sitcom family model?"
Uh, getting married and THEN pregnant is the normal 50's/conservative thing. Actually, the REAL 50's thing was to go to a home for "unwed mothers" then bring the baby back and your parents raise it as their own, oh wait, hmmm.......
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Submitted by Cheez-It on September 1, 2008 - 9:08pm.
It has yet to be determined that the 17yr old daughter ISNT a rampaging whore like Paris, lol
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Submitted by Cheez-It on September 1, 2008 - 9:18pm.
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To grasp the hypocrisy, read all of the posts, I'm not reiterating.
Only 4 years? There is a lot that happens in the development of a child in 4 years... or maybe 8.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on September 1, 2008 - 9:12pm.
Hey what the hell...Mom's a MILF and her daughter has a hot body built for sex...I wish I could bang one of them
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Ahahahahahahaha!! Best effin' comment on this Godforsaken thread. Thanks Chubby!
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Since when is getting pregnant and married really young not conservative?? Isn't that more in line with their 1950's sitcom family model? I don't get the whole family values hypocrisy argument. If she aborted it that would be hypocritical.
And holding a position that would make her children proud IS putting her family first. And let's remember its a 4 year job if she gets elected, its not like its a lifetime sentence.