Who's Going To Play Bristol Palin?
So guess what? Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has announced that her 17-year-old daughter Bristol is knocked up! This is too fucking perfect. Bristol is 5-months pregnant.
Dear Lifetime, you have found your next movie! Let's see, Jamie Lynn Spears can play Bristol, for obvious reasons. I mean, she's already done research on the role. Tina Fey and Megan Mullaly are too good to play Sarah. I know, Patricia Heaton's evil ass can play her. She would be perfect.
Anyhypocritey, this exciting news continues on from the rumor I posted about yesterday, which was that Sarah faked a pregnancy and pretended to have given birth to a boy named Trig Paxton Van Palin. The rumor was that Trig was actually Bristol's child and that Sarah was his memaw.
Sarah made the announcement today about her daughter being with child to shoot down rumors that she faked her own pregnancy to hide the family shame known as Bristol. So Bristol couldn't have been pregnant with 4-month-old Trig, because she was too busy being pregnant with her own kid. Bristol's got an alibi! I think we found a co-author for Lynne Spears' next book on parenting.
Sarah issued a statement and said that Bristol is planning on keeping the child and marrying the wonderful father, Levi. Sarah goes on to say “Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows that she has our unconditional love and support. Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family." The Palin family has also asked for privacy during this time. Yeah, good fucking luck with that. And do you blame Bristol? Where else is there to do in Alaska besides make babies and skin trout?
I just can't wait to see what other scandals the Republicans may bring. Who knows, maybe Sarah is the one who is knocked up and Bristol is just returning the favor. Expect to see Sarah's ass in mumus and leaky titties. Or maybe McCain will announce he's a hermie. Or Cindy McCain will give birth to a pharmacist (yeah right, in her Vicodin dreams). Let me tell you, the possibilities on this are endless.
Submitted by boomsy on September 1, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Wow y'all; almost 800 comments and the night's still young. WAY too much to read so I'll catch y'all tomorrow on a fresh post. Later, peeps.
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It's a HOME RUN THREAD!! Hope MK's bank account is fatter after today. Truly! At xmas I'm expecting a MOVADO MK!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on September 1, 2008 - 10:30pm.
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Hahaha... SALLY MACK, WHEN ARE YOU COMMINGBACK???
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Give me one example of GW Bush using the constitution to wipe his ass.
Barack Obama was nothing more than a thug hanging out with Bill Ayers (who tried to blow up the Pentagon and NY City Police Headquarters). He is complete anti American. His "community organizing" was being a rabble-rouser.
@ Gladyslove
Yeah, and if you ever took the time to actually watch Michelle Obama's speech, you would know that the right wings took that single line out of it and it was twisted. Even Laura Bush defended her. Look it up.
Would you like to talk about Cindy McCain? Who abuse her power as the head of a charitable organization to have illegal prescriptions written for her so she could indulge her drug addiction? How is she more qualified than Michelle Obama.
Submitted by radio siren on September 1, 2008 - 11:28pm.
angel_i: xoxoxoxo
And to all the Dlisters: No matter what our small disagreements are from time to time, I think we can all agree that the thought of Palin as VP - and possibly President if McCain were to suddenly keel over - is a complete nightmare. I'm not talking about the trolls who keep popping up in these political threads just to spout hate to the other posters but, to the rest of you, I value all of your opinions, and good night!
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Agreed. Goodnight R.S. - you're good troop!
And that is precisely why Obama came on national television and discussed his disappointment in the actions of Rev. Wright and quit that church...
That speech was very moving.
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vanyvrgs on September 1, 2008 - 11:22pm.
Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 11:17pm
a Commie with a socialist agenda? Sources please! What is this, the 50's? You crack me up, I keep on asking you for argument and all you do is is make blanket statements....
Actually, continue posting, it entertains me, just as much as Hoover's "don't call me sally" paranoia...
- JUST CALL ME SALLY MACK SLUT STACK!
Sorry I'm slap happy right now.
gladyslove makes me laugh, she/he/it is that person on the bus/train that looks harmless and then you get stuck sitting next them and glance in their book bag and see home made newsletters and they give you one and then they just start yammering away about conspiracies.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Wow y'all; almost 800 comments and the night's still young. WAY too much to read so I'll catch y'all tomorrow on a fresh post. Later, peeps.
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Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 11:18pm.
Callan:
Name one scandal.
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Baiter.
John McCain - leaves his first wife - WHO WAITED FOR HIM WHILE HE WAS A POW for Anheuser Bush (sic) Cindy McCain who claims to be an only child who in actuality has a half-sister who has openly declared she will vote for Obama. Cindy's dad also left his first wife for Cindy's mom. Daddy left all his beer money to Cindy, virtually nothing for his first family.
Palin - lessee - her husband has a DUI, Palin was knocked-up by him at 16 (apple does not fall far from the tree apparently), she is being investigated for ordering the firing of her sister's ex-husband (its called "abuse of power"), and a daughter who cannot uphold the hardcore right wing Christian values of Palin. Other crimes against humanity: the sacrifice of wolves for oil drilling, and the petitioning of Bush to keep Polar Bears off the list of endangered species, again to facilitate oil drilling.
CHEEZE-JIZZ, please rebut POINT-BY-POINT. Your summary one liners are stupid and annoying. Pretty soon we're going to ask MK to ban your azz.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 1, 2008 - 11:27pm.
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Very much, lol. And the sad thing is, the Republicans don't see that.
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Gladyslove,
He was a community organizer for several years, helping people in Illinois who lost their jobs when the big plants closed down. He was in the Illinois State Senate from 1997-2004. He has been a U.S. Senator from 2004-present. He has been on the Foreign Relations Committee, Environmental & Public Works Committe, and Veterans Affairs Committee.
Not to mention that he taught Constitutional law at the University of Chicago, which I find comforting considering our current president has wiped his ass with the Constitution over the past 8 years.
And yeah like Aquarius said, way to change the subject. I see you haven't even responded to my last post about the Palin scandals when you asked me for proof.
angel_i: xoxoxoxo
And to all the Dlisters: No matter what our small disagreements are from time to time, I think we can all agree that the thought of Palin as VP - and possibly President if McCain were to suddenly keel over - is a complete nightmare. I'm not talking about the trolls who keep popping up in these political threads just to spout hate to the other posters but, to the rest of you, I value all of your opinions, and good night!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Michelle Obama is ashamed to be an American.
Whey should she be our first lady????
Give me one good reason why she should be???
Obama approves of killing babies after they have been born, he voted 3 times to uphold legislation in Illinois to do just that.
Why do you want him making choices for your children???
Give me a good reason?
I wait with onion breath.
Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 11:24pm.
That's the way... respond to being proven utterly wrong by changing to another subject on which you are also completely wrong. It is not worth the trouble to chase down legitimate sources to appease you. It is obvious your mind has been made up by the far-right Republitards.
Try thinking, it's fun sometimes!
I have one thing (or two-ten) to say. McCains group attacked Obama for lack of experience and he got a Veep with plenty of experience. McCain turns around and says he wants a Veep that in an emergency can take the Presidency from day one. And he gets Sarah Palin???
Hypocracy much?
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I see Gladys is back and throwing around the commie and muslim terrorist cards. Shouldn't you be at a clan rally, dear? Or do those pesky hoods get in the way of your tinfoil hat?
Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Get out of my uterus, judgmental bitch!
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Submitted by TT99 on September 1, 2008 - 11:18pm
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T-bag, lol. I really need to go to sleep 'cuz my mind just went somewhere it shouldn't.
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Why I love Mimi
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html
Callan:
Here is a legitimate scandal. Obama attends a church for 20 years presided over by Rev. Wright. You know who Rev Jeremiah Wright is don't you. Do they talk about that in the left yellow publications that you are so fond of reading? He's like Al Sharptons brother. So Obama goes to church there for 20 years and doesn't believe his anti american, anti white, anti anything. Right, just like Clinton didn't inhale.
Why don't you address that for me.
Obama is running for President, tell me why he is qualified.
What has he done to be our President?
Tell me, come on now tell me.
Gladyslove,
Troopergate:
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h7VIY5GfDmjy-A5HsGLuHvA0SHtgD92U6SG82
She belonged to a group that supported Alaska's secession from the union (and Obama is the anti-American one?):
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/01/judgment-call/?ref=opini...
Palin's supporters say she's a "reformer" because she turned down the "Bridge to Nowhere", when in reality she was liar and originally supported it:
http://www.reuters.com/article/vcCandidateFeed7/idUSN3125537020080901
You asked for one. That's three.
And I am terrified that McCain/Palin will be elected...so I am doing everything in my power to spread the word about what a tragic mistake it would be for our country to elect the Gruesome Twosome.
Leatherette isnt time for you to feed the 10 yr old malaysian boy in your basement?
Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 11:17pm
a Commie with a socialist agenda? Sources please! What is this, the 50's? You crack me up, I keep on asking you for argument and all you do is is make blanket statements....
Actually, continue posting, it entertains me, just as much as Hoover's "don't call me sally" paranoia...
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Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Hairicane:
You are right, I am scared.
Scared that a completely empty sad-sack of a shell of a man could get so far with so little going for him except his extremely anti-American, socialist beliefs.
He scares the HELL out of me and I am ashamed as an American that this commie could even get as far as being appointed as the local dog catcher.
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See, its FEAR that drives the Republitards. If y'all quit white-knuckling it, you'd have less heart attacks. You live in a trailer park, dontcha?
And I can't believe I just heard you say you are ashamed to be an American!! UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL I EVER BE ASHAMED TO BE AN AMERICAN. EVEN AFTER HAVING ENDURED THE OPPRESSION OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION FOR 8 STRAIGHT YEARS! STILL PROUD.
Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Hairicane:
You are right, I am scared.
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SoR-RaY beechez. I find you SO entertaining!
Like diamond in a pile o...well, you know how that goes I'm sure...
Anyhow. I DARE you to make a point without calling anyone any names. I DARE you to make a point that's completely issue based. And THEN I dare you to admit that Sarah Palin's daughter is a filthy whore in the eyes of Evangelical Christians.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 10:17pm.
Hairicane:
You are right, I am scared.
Scared that a completely empty sad-sack of a shell of a man could get so far with so little going for him except his extremely anti-American, socialist beliefs.
He scares the HELL out of me and I am ashamed as an American that this commie could even get as far as being appointed as the local dog catcher.
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Yeah, and I'm ashamed that someone as pathetically ignorant as you is allowed to vote in this country.
Callan:
Name one scandal.
QueenCharisma on September 1, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Naw, I was watching Prison Break. Awesome! Hence my Sig T-Bag quote.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 1, 2008 - 9:12pm
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Thanks!
*blushing and batting eyes at vany*
Hairicane:
You are right, I am scared.
Scared that a completely empty sad-sack of a shell of a man could get so far with so little going for him except his extremely anti-American, socialist beliefs.
He scares the HELL out of me and I am ashamed as an American that this commie could even get as far as being appointed as the local dog catcher.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 1, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Looked down this thread and decided that C2C is more entertaining...cue sppppoooookkkky music
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OH SHIT!! YOU'RE RIGHT!! TONIGHT IS THE FORMER CIA ASSASSIN GUY!!!
Dang! I have to go to work in the a.m. so I can't stay up past 10:30. But that's why I'm a streamlink member!! At 6.95 a month, that's a TON of entertainment for very little money. I should be the poster child for streamlink. I listen to it all weekend and at work, too when I'm doing those endless spreadsheets.
Deb, are you on the left or right coast? I get the show at 10:30 PST.
Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 10:09pm.
What is your point Callan???
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My point is that I mention just a few of the many scandals Palin is involved in and you claim they are rumors and that I'm ill-informed. So, I quote you sources. You say one of my sources isn't trustworthy. I quote you more sources. No response.
That's my point. I have yet to hear any one of your ridiculous accusations backed up by a single mainstream, non-partisan source.
So who's ill-informed?
Submitted by radio siren on September 1, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 1, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Well, just know that I admire you for being able to accomplish what you have as well as being a mother. And I haven't been so lucky...it took 17 years of full-time work before I actually started making decent money
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Whoa nelly - well that IS good news - I'm only coming up on nine years in business and it's pretty much floated itself while I was falling apart which is how I realize it's my calling:) But *sigh* it would be great to have a man around to look up to....but that's for another passionate outburst;p
and thanks to you and Hairicane for the votes of confidence:)
My avvie came from Viva - who is MIA, I just realized! - anywhore, it feels like my inner Dlisted diva:D
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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Submitted by No Words on September 1, 2008 - 10:46pm.
Okay, bottom line...
I don't give a shit if Trig/Trog/Tron whatever is her child or her grandchild. I don't care if Bristol Creme is pregnant with her first or second child.
What I do care about is the fact that John McCain picked a extremist, pentecostal religious, right-wing zealot as his running mate. She has NO experience and talks like a moron. I think that this choice PROVES John McCain is not fit to be our leader.
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Submitted by TT99 on September 1, 2008 - 11:05pm.
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What season premiere pray tell? Mine was the ultra craptastic "Gossip Girl" (I have to support the man in my avie).
And hand puppets? Seriously? You know what you're going to have to do now to get Mr. Ling back, right? Put out - it solves everything.
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Why I love Mimi
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html
Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Why don't you losers dig as hard into Barak Osama Obama and his terrorist connections. Look at his Lezbo wife. This is a man who supports infanticide.
And don't even get me started on the corrupted Biden. Sarah Palin was 8 years old when Joe Biden first came to Washington; so much for the new vision that Obama promised--what a joke, and you are fools to believe him.
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YOU'RE SCARED.
Dems are gonna win. Get used to it. :-)
Submitted by Sheeps on September 1, 2008 - 11:06pm.
I agree with that. I don't think I've ever been happy to see Wino's mug or a guy's ass in my face before today.
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What is your point Callan???
Submitted by Callan on September 1, 2008 - 7:00pm.
@ radio siren
Oh I know. Every anonymous poster here is a who's who of America's highest earners, most educated scholars, and most charitable benefactors.
^^^^^^^^^^
Hahahaha! Yes, isn't it strange how that works? Either that, or it's Cindy McCain posting, all hopped up on goofballs.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by Leatherette on September 1, 2008 -
--ohGOD someone stop my fingers, cantstopPOSTING!!!
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Don't stop! You're fierce!! LoLz
Submitted by Callan on September 1, 2008 - 11:04pm.
I love the crazies. You make a point, they say it's bullshit. You give them the source, they say it's unfounded or has a bias. You give them another source, no reply.
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Word.
and they're not replying cuz they're Googling like mad for a comeback.
Idjots!!
I hate political threads. All they're good for is bile and hit counts.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 1, 2008 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on September 1, 2008 - 10:55pm.
My mottos are "One Day at a Time" and "Keep it Simple."
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Words to live by. I realize that I'm sensitive, too, because I've just come out of a time when I totally burned out because everything could be work somehow...even playtime. I've been working on ingraining those two ideas so I don't get so beat up again.
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Raising a glass to you (of tea!). I've been shipwrecked a coupla times in my life, too. I don't expect the last one to be the last one either. another reason to keep it simple.
I've always meant to say that I love your av. It looks like Betsey Johnson got aholt of an alien.
Sorry guys, I got busy for like 2 hours, my season premiere was on. I know you sluts are all are busy with politics and pseudo-famous teenage soon-to be-mom, but I have a new, very important movie to produce. I have actors bailing out on me left and right. Mr. Ling in 4C totally flaked and claimed "he didn't feel the material spoke to him." Seriously? Oh, and this entire film may have to now be portrayed by hand puppets. Can someone PLEASE forward me Harvey Weinstein's email already?
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May I suggest to the poster "gladyslove" to seriously consider taking the millions she/he has made and support a Planned Parenthood Clinic so as to educate teens about birth control and other adult responsibilities.
That is, unless you are too busy making millions off the backs of others.
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I love the crazies. You make a point, they say it's bullshit. You give them the source, they say it's unfounded or has a bias. You give them another source, no reply.
Submitted by angel_i on September 1, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Well, just know that I admire you for being able to accomplish what you have as well as being a mother. And I haven't been so lucky...it took 17 years of full-time work before I actually started making decent money. I'm jealous of my husband, because things have always seemed to come easy for him. He is one of those people who has had the quick accomplishments...not me. I've had it rough, like you, and even now I'm always afraid something will happen to taken it all away... Believe me, I know where you're coming from and - IT WILL GET BETTER. :)
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by Callan on September 1, 2008 - 11:00pm.
@ radio siren
Oh I know. Every anonymous poster here is a who's who of America's highest earners, most educated scholars, and most charitable benefactors.
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not to mention fearless defenders of the frozen tundra! They've been floatin' on ice sheets at the buttcrack of dawns for decades, picking off the polar bears that the Russians kill & skin then perpetrate to be, with NO RECOGNITION from an ungrateful US of A!
--ohGOD someone stop my fingers, cantstopPOSTING!!!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on September 1, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Roger that. I thought..... nevermind.
Submitted by Leatherette on September 1, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on September 1, 2008 - 10:38pm.
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no shame in your game, hon! Being judgmental only irks the shit out of me when fuckwits like present new company up in here claim the moral higher ground but then go on a tirade about "no values" and "whoooores" and "commies" (LOL! love that one, McCarthy-era classic!) who don't agree with them.
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Man. This thread is still moving like wildfire!
I liked the commie comment - cuz you know my SKS is from Russia. It has what I call a "lucky stabbing knife" at the end of it, aka "bayonet." I bought it cuz it was on sale at the local gun shop and it just seemed like such a novelty. I don't know WHY a Republitard would have a problem with an SKS, Russian or not, a rifle's a rifle!
Woe to any intruders in my neck of the woods. :-)