Who's Going To Play Bristol Palin?
So guess what? Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has announced that her 17-year-old daughter Bristol is knocked up! This is too fucking perfect. Bristol is 5-months pregnant.
Dear Lifetime, you have found your next movie! Let's see, Jamie Lynn Spears can play Bristol, for obvious reasons. I mean, she's already done research on the role. Tina Fey and Megan Mullaly are too good to play Sarah. I know, Patricia Heaton's evil ass can play her. She would be perfect.
Anyhypocritey, this exciting news continues on from the rumor I posted about yesterday, which was that Sarah faked a pregnancy and pretended to have given birth to a boy named Trig Paxton Van Palin. The rumor was that Trig was actually Bristol's child and that Sarah was his memaw.
Sarah made the announcement today about her daughter being with child to shoot down rumors that she faked her own pregnancy to hide the family shame known as Bristol. So Bristol couldn't have been pregnant with 4-month-old Trig, because she was too busy being pregnant with her own kid. Bristol's got an alibi! I think we found a co-author for Lynne Spears' next book on parenting.
Sarah issued a statement and said that Bristol is planning on keeping the child and marrying the wonderful father, Levi. Sarah goes on to say “Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows that she has our unconditional love and support. Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family." The Palin family has also asked for privacy during this time. Yeah, good fucking luck with that. And do you blame Bristol? Where else is there to do in Alaska besides make babies and skin trout?
I just can't wait to see what other scandals the Republicans may bring. Who knows, maybe Sarah is the one who is knocked up and Bristol is just returning the favor. Expect to see Sarah's ass in mumus and leaky titties. Or maybe McCain will announce he's a hermie. Or Cindy McCain will give birth to a pharmacist (yeah right, in her Vicodin dreams). Let me tell you, the possibilities on this are endless.
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Thank you for posting that. I appreciate it.
And now, I really must be off to bed.
Kiwikim-
I think you're right.
I think all, if not most, of these strongly racist, conservative posts are from Republicans trolling sites thinking that if we hear them rant, we'll agree with them. This is dlisted, baby! We don't get impressed. On top of that, a staunch conservative would never get dlisted's humour anyway.
Vanyvrgs-
Yes. I was reffering to how she views teen pregnancy though.
Submitted by kiwikim on September 1, 2008 - 11:52pm.
sigh....another myspace stalker.
Submitted by Callan on September 1, 2008 - 11:35pm.
That is what I call a smackdown.
I am very proud of you for so eloquently stating your points and I think that if anyone were still undecided they aren't anymore. This little debate showed how clueless and gullible Gladys and those like her actually are.
Gladys represents the average Republican and their lack of logic. However some Republicans actually do use their brain and they refer to themselves as Obamicans.
Obamicans: Conservatives disenchanted with the Bush administration and disappointed by McCain have defected to the Obama camp.
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Alright Dlisters, I'm calling it a night. Got a long day tomorrow.
Have a great Tuesday!
Is anyone watching CNN right now?
I am LMAO at all of them talking over each other.
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Submitted by happyface on September 1, 2008 - 11:50pm.
vanyvrgs-
She does believe kids should be only thought abstinance in school, which is wrong in my opinion, but as a matter of policy, she agrees with contraception for adults. I got it from a lot of research including the Feminists for Life website which she is a member of. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by Hairicane on September 1, 2008 - 11:47pm.
brb. need to go feed the pets.
You go get the breast pump prepped for your 84 cats.
In the meantime I'm gonna try and make creative puns with peoples names...Hairytaint, GetsfuckedinherHairycan. Wow i haven't had this sense of accomplishment since macaroni art in elementary school.
Palin is such a stupid unprofessional bitch. To show you how inexperienced and dumb she is, search for Bristol in Alaska on my space. She's there. There isn't much to her page, but any professional organization would have taken all that stuff off the internet.
Here's Bristol before her mommy took her out of school to lay on her back and nurse her mono and get knocked up.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&imageid=2...
She's pretty when she's thin. She was pretty when she was a kid too. I can see why she got knocked up. Absent parents, hot teen. I'm gonna go look for the boyfriend.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 1, 2008 - 11:46pm.
Maybe we should all report Gladys to HSA and see how she likes being wiretapped without the courts permission or proof that she is not a terrorist on this site....
HAHAHAHA!
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Hey Deb, have you been to the Napoleon Dynamite soundboard?
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Palin is such a stupid unprofessional bitch. To show you how inexperienced and dumb she is, search for Bristol in Alaska on my space. She's there. There isn't much to her page, but any professional organization would have taken all that stuff off the internet.
Here's Bristol before her mommy took her out of school to lay on her back and nurse her mono and get knocked up.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&imageid=2...
She's pretty when she's thin. She was pretty when she was a kid too. I can see why she got knocked up. Absent parents, hot teen. I'm gonna go look for the boyfriend.
What bothers me is: how drunk do you have to be to not care that you COULD kill someone? And how drunk was every single other person around you? That's some serious lack-of-judgement shit that would bother me in any leader. Or the person they call their "better half".
And holy mac - Neither she NOR her daughter made it to the altar (or prom night, for that matter) before they got pregnant??? BUT THEY'RE ABSTINENT! RIGHT?
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Submitted by Cheez-It on September 1, 2008 - 11:47pm.
And that trooper she fired was a SCUMBAG!!!! I suggest you read something about him. If you were in her lucite heels and didn't do the same you'd be a piece of shit
He was her ex-brother in law. The decision to fire him was up to the police department not her, but she pressured them and then fired the head because he did not listen to her.____________________________________________
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Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 11:46pm.
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Maybe people are only focusing on Palin because this thread isn't about McCain. Just a thought.
And I'd also like to point out, the pro-Palin posters were the ones who threw Obama into the mix.
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vanyvrgs-
Well, I have heard about the contraception thing on CNN. I've been hearing and reading contradictory things. I know she's against teens having contraceptives since they're supposed to be doing fine being abstinent.
Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 11:42pm.
You just proved my point. Name calling? Enough said.
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Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 10:46pm.
The stupid libs on the site don't want to talk about McCain vs. Obama do they???????
They can't because there is nothing relevent and of substance when it comes to Obama so they focus on the woman, Ms. Palin.
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Um, we have actually talked about McCain a lot before, but in case you didn't notice, we're in a thread about PALIN. Also, she was newly-nominated, so forgive us for having a lot to discuss, since this woman seemingly came out of nowhere, when everyone though he would pick Romney, Leiberman, or Pawlenty.
And speaking of deflection, you're a master of changing the subject.
And that trooper she fired was a SCUMBAG!!!! I suggest you read something about him. If you were in her lucite heels and didn't do the same you'd be a piece of shit.
Not sure when he got his DUI...guess what YOUR NOT VOTING FOR THE HUSBAND OF A VICE PRESIDENT CANDIDATE!!! Christ you people are certifiable.
brb. need to go feed the pets.
Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 11:35pm.:
The possiblity of Palin being suddenly thrust into the Presidency actually is a welcome and comforting thought to people like myself, who appreciate an intelligent, strong, incisive woman. I would be a peace knowing she was at the helm.
Obama would bring all his terrorist buddies here to populate new cells and plan for destruction of our country
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First of all, let me tell all my lovely dlisted buddies-this is a bullshit post. ID created three days ago when MK first posted rumours about this piece of shit and her hick family. It's just some republican paid to patrol these sites and post this sort of shit. I'd completely ignore it.
Second, Palin is a nutcase. If you have a daughter at home with mono, are 44 and carrying an at risk child, you don't fly around the country for months. The airlines don't want you to fly past five months for a reason. The woman is obsessed with being in politics because of her crazy ass dominionist church. She's obviously a crap parent who hasn't been paying any attention to her family because while her daughter was at home nursing mono, she also got preggers. And if I had a just had a child with downs and cared at all about my kid, which Palin doesn't or she wouldn't have been putting his life at risk taking at 12 hour trip back to alaska from texas, I'd turn down the VP. I'd say NO. My kids need me. Dumb bitch needs to get her priorities straight. You don't just jump into politics on a whim. You don't endanger the election of your party with your personal shit. Hilary worked for YEARS-educating herself, working day and night in politics and still didn't make the cut. This dumb bitch has done nothing for her life and thinks she's got what it takes to run this country. She's a fucking looser and I hope McCain admits he made a mistake and leaves her ugly too made up ass back in Alaska.
Maybe we should all report Gladys to HSA and see how she likes being wiretapped without the courts permission or proof that she is not a terrorist on this site....
HAHAHAHA!
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Submitted by Callan on September 1, 2008 - 11:44pm.
@Cheeze-It
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Callan, please, its name is CHEEZE-JIZZ!!
The stupid libs on the site don't want to talk about McCain vs. Obama do they???????
They can't because there is nothing relevent and of substance when it comes to Obama so they focus on the woman, Ms. Palin.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on September 1, 2008 - 11:44pm.
*bangs head on wall* why, why did I just comment to freak?
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For Reals!
The patriot act has nothing to do with the constitution -- and I am neither a liberal or a conservative. If you are saying that the democrats (and there are many conservative democrats and some liberal republicans) want to get rid of the rights of the constitution, explain again? What they don't want people to have arms? I will be afraid of someone like you who thinks people in the millenium are commies and there is yellow journalism to have a gun..... but I will like to know how from you? Oh, I know getting a straight answer from you is a dream....
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Submitted by Cheez-It on September 1, 2008 - 11:37pm.
Palin has a 19yr old son and is 44 but got pregnant when she was 16...guess math isn't your strong point.
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Palin's already proved she's a liar. The numbers don't add up because Palin is playing the Bush number scramble game. Like saying we're only $8.3 trillion dollars in debt when the real number is closer to 43 trillion.
http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/
The Republicans got the market cornered on BAD MATH. Palin fits the pattern.
"The possiblity of Palin being suddenly thrust into the Presidency actually is a welcome and comforting thought to people like myself, who appreciate an intelligent, strong, incisive woman. I would be a peace knowing she was at the helm."
- Ok there it is, the mire of hypocrisy, you do not know this woman, you have yet to make a valid, direct point BUT you have used the "gender card" as a supportive component to make an attempt to seem progressive. See how you are?
*bangs head on wall* why, why did I just comment to freak?
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@Cheeze-It
Actually it's not a traffic, or moving violation. Whether or not you kill someone, DUI is a criminal offense. It can be plead down to a misdemeanor, however.
Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 10:38pm.
You are wrong. Cite for me how the Patriot Act violates any of your constitutional rights.
If you are so worried about your constitutional rights, why on earth are you a liberal? Liberalism is the very belief system of the government taking over incrementally every one of your rights granted unto you by our founding fathers.
You libs are unbelievable.
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Because if you looked at the decisions of cases like Griswold v. Connecticut and other subsequent decisions, you would know that the Supreme Court has determined that there is a sphere of privacy implied in the Bill of Rights. I would say that unauthorized wire tapping, which is one of things that the PATRIOT ACT allows, infringes on that privacy.
And as to your second statement about liberals, again, another blanket generalization with nothing to back it up. Simple finger pointing and name calling.
Also, a gentle reminder that you still haven't responded to my post about the Palin scandals.
DUI is a traffic infraction. If he killed someone then thats a different case.
Are the right wingers not clued into the fact that Roe vrs Wade changed into law in 1973, 38 yrs ago. Little refresher course in history.
"According to the Roe decision, most laws against abortion in the United States violated a constitutional right to privacy under the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment. The decision overturned all state and federal laws outlawing or restricting abortion that were inconsistent with its holdings. Roe v. Wade is one of the most controversial and politically significant cases in U.S. Supreme Court history. Its lesser-known companion case, Doe v. Bolton, was decided at the same time."
It is the right of every indiviual to be able to MAKE A CHOICE. It says nothing that mandates one MUST choose to abort or not to abort nor does it say that you should cowtow to anothers religious beliefs. It merely states you CHOICE.
My Body. My Right. No arguement.
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Vanyvrgs:
Are you ADD???
Go back to my original post and reread it carefully. You say you learned to read at age 3--that is great but your intelligence level seems to be stuck there moron.
You people do realize its McCain vs. Obama and not Obama vs. Palin?
Submitted by Cheez-It on September 1, 2008 - 11:37pm.
who cares about Dui's
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Submitted by Cheez-It on September 1, 2008 - 11:37pm.
Palin has a 19yr old son and is 44 but got pregnant when she was 16...guess math isn't your strong point.
who cares about Dui's
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Well, not the dead people, that's true. They don't care about anything anymore. I think their Mama's get sad tho. And me. I care.
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Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 11:32pm.
Give me one example of GW Bush using the constitution to wipe his ass.
Barack Obama was nothing more than a thug hanging out with Bill Ayers (who tried to blow up the Pentagon and NY City Police Headquarters). He is complete anti American. His "community organizing" was being a rabble-rouser.
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YOu have scrambled eggs for brains.
Lessee....
Barack:
Personal Data:
Birth - August 4, 1961 in Honolulu, Hawaii
Education - B.A. in international relations, 1983, Columbia University. J.D. from Harvard Law School, where he was Editor of the Harvard Law Review
Family - Married on October 18, 1992 to Michelle Robinson, a Chicago native, also a Harvard Law School graduate. Two young daughters, Malia and Sasha.
Palin:
In 1984, Palin won the Miss Wasilla beauty contest, then finished second in the Miss Alaska pageant,[9] at which she won a college scholarship.[8] In the Wasilla pageant, she played the flute and won "Miss Congeniality",[10] although Palin's schoolmate, Amy Gwin, contests that it was she who won the contest.[11]
Palin attended Hawaii Pacific College in Honolulu, Hawaii, in 1982 for a semester, where she majored in Business Administration, and transferred in 1983 to North Idaho College.[12] In 1987,[13] Palin received a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism from the University of Idaho, where she also minored in political science.[14][15]
In 1988, she worked briefly as a sports reporter for KTUU-TV in Anchorage, Alaska,[16] and also helped out in her husband’s family commercial fishing business.[17]
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WOW. I am so AMAZED by Palin's accomplishments.
Barack got a b.a. from columbia and a j.d. from HARVARD.
Palin's got a B.S. from U. of Idaho. Impressive.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on September 1, 2008 - 11:30pm.
LOL, where have you been? Gladyslove has never been on a bus... she makes millions and gives most to charity.... rolling eyeballs
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You are wrong. Cite for me how the Patriot Act violates any of your constitutional rights.
If you are so worried about your constitutional rights, why on earth are you a liberal? Liberalism is the very belief system of the government taking over incrementally every one of your rights granted unto you by our founding fathers.
You libs are unbelievable.
Palin has a 19yr old son and is 44 but got pregnant when she was 16...guess math isn't your strong point.
who cares about Dui's
why would you care enough to ban someone from a blog...get a life.
Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 11:35pm.
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Hallooo!
You suck at my game, just so you know.
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This is hilarious. Not only does Mr. McCain believe that all female Hilary supporters are going to run over to his side just because Ms. Palin has a Y chromosome, he also thinks they'll overlook her hypocrisy ("ABSTINENCE FOR EVERYONE! Well, except my kids."). How about her nutjob support of creationism, her anti-women anti-choice views, etc. ad inifinitum? Why didn't McCain just choose Mitt Romney as his VP?
I particularly liked William Kristol's statement in today's NYT - that Ms. Palin doesn't need to be an expert in foreign affairs because "that's not a VP's job." Well, not until the elderly McCain drops dead, that is.
This whole thing is too funny, and I can't wait until Tina Fey impersonates Palin in the SNL opener in a couple of weeks -- you KNOW they're just champing at the bit to do that.
If you're an American. And if you're not at least just a li'l bit "anti-american." Then you are not a GOOD American. Preach!
Why can't rednecks seem to be able to smell their own shxt?
The founding fathers would ufcking cringe at the lemming jingoism displayed by much of our ign'ant electorate... particularly the right wing chickenhawks.
Most of the "Proud to Be American" flag pin lunch bucketheads have never been outside their own damn county! "America is da BEST!"
Who the ufck would you know Marlboro Man??!!!!
American Exceptionalism is GAY!
not gay meaning gay but gay meaning ufcktarded!
@Gladyslove
How about a question for you, since I have so graciously answered so many of yours?
Prove to me that Obama is terrorist. Cite to sources like me. Show me.
Yellow journalism? I thought you wer stuck in the 50s but you have taken it back to the 1920's and btw, gladyslove, the question since your first post 3 days ago is still, how is she experienced? Btw, making blanket statements and then when asked what are her qualifications asking what are Obama's AGAIN does not prove your point. THat is called a red herring argument and since you make millions and are soooo cultured am sure you know red herring does not prove your theory.. so again, without telling you again that putting it on someone else does not prove Palin is qualified (oops sorry, I did it again), qualifications please?????
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Hairicane:
The possiblity of Palin being suddenly thrust into the Presidency actually is a welcome and comforting thought to people like myself, who appreciate an intelligent, strong, incisive woman. I would be a peace knowing she was at the helm.
Obama would bring all his terrorist buddies here to populate new cells and plan for destruction of our country.
Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 11:32pm.
And your response to Callan rebutting your Palin arguments is...?
@ Gladyslove
Oh I could go all day with that one. Look up the decisions of Boumedienne v. Bush, Hamdi v. Rumsfeld, or I could sum it up with two words: PATRIOT ACT.
You see, I actually can back up what I'm saying.
Hear, hear radio_siren!
Goodnight:) (;x)
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