Who's Going To Play Bristol Palin?
So guess what? Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has announced that her 17-year-old daughter Bristol is knocked up! This is too fucking perfect. Bristol is 5-months pregnant.
Dear Lifetime, you have found your next movie! Let's see, Jamie Lynn Spears can play Bristol, for obvious reasons. I mean, she's already done research on the role. Tina Fey and Megan Mullaly are too good to play Sarah. I know, Patricia Heaton's evil ass can play her. She would be perfect.
Anyhypocritey, this exciting news continues on from the rumor I posted about yesterday, which was that Sarah faked a pregnancy and pretended to have given birth to a boy named Trig Paxton Van Palin. The rumor was that Trig was actually Bristol's child and that Sarah was his memaw.
Sarah made the announcement today about her daughter being with child to shoot down rumors that she faked her own pregnancy to hide the family shame known as Bristol. So Bristol couldn't have been pregnant with 4-month-old Trig, because she was too busy being pregnant with her own kid. Bristol's got an alibi! I think we found a co-author for Lynne Spears' next book on parenting.
Sarah issued a statement and said that Bristol is planning on keeping the child and marrying the wonderful father, Levi. Sarah goes on to say “Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows that she has our unconditional love and support. Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family." The Palin family has also asked for privacy during this time. Yeah, good fucking luck with that. And do you blame Bristol? Where else is there to do in Alaska besides make babies and skin trout?
I just can't wait to see what other scandals the Republicans may bring. Who knows, maybe Sarah is the one who is knocked up and Bristol is just returning the favor. Expect to see Sarah's ass in mumus and leaky titties. Or maybe McCain will announce he's a hermie. Or Cindy McCain will give birth to a pharmacist (yeah right, in her Vicodin dreams). Let me tell you, the possibilities on this are endless.
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Submitted by Cheez-It on September 2, 2008 - 12:34am.
kiwikim your quite the little karl rove.
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I know your parents didn't send you to school, you were probably home schooled to keep you from the evils of the world or sent to some unaccredited christian school, so I'll give you a little english lesson.
Your sentence should read: "you're quite the little karl rove" ...you're being short for "you are". "Your" is the word for of or relating to yourself, especially as a possessor.
Good luck trying to persuade the nation that McCain isn't as dumb as he appears and Palin isn't anything more than a made up drop out from several universities before she made a stunning leap to the University of Idaho, then on to whoring herself on camera, before she whored herself to some bogus religion and goat hair faced unemployed loser. It will be especially hard for you if you can't spell and have to spend all day on these sites.
Cheers.
Submitted by kiwikim on September 2, 2008 - 12:50am.
Submitted by angel_i on September 2, 2008 - 12:46am.
So...she got herself knocked up twice? I don't think the time line is right, is it? I gotta think.
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Nope. Here's my take after all my hard work today:
Bristol got pregnant. She decided to keep it and marry the Dad but, given the timing, Sarah panicked and lied. Having somehow slipped out from underneath that lie, she allowed it to come to light the the child was actually born to Bristol...and Levi.
Now, I don't get this reporting that she's pregnant now, cuz as I've seen, their families are are showing off some baby born in May. As far as I know - there is only one baby.
Someone, somewhere is misinformed or still lying.
(Geez, I feel like I saw Bigfoot now!)
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Submitted by angel_i on September 2, 2008 - 12:46am.
So...she got herself knocked up twice? I don't think the time line is right, is it? I gotta think.
Oops - edit...none of those look right...
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She has a hot ass son, but she herself is a vile cow.
Submitted by kiwikim on September 2, 2008 - 12:43am.
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Well, I saw him earlier. And that's not him. But like I said - it's private now...that was his sister's profile. She had a pic up with her and Sarah and the baby. The caption was Mother inlaw and my new baby brother (loosely). She had other pics up and one with her brother Levi. He had thick dark curly hair and he's kinda baby faced (he was wearing a baseball cap) but not little. If that helps:)
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Submitted by Cheez-It on September 2, 2008 - 12:34am.
kiwikim your quite the little karl rove.
Undaunted, she held a meeting as governor three days after giving birth. “I just put down the BlackBerrys and pick up the breast pump,” she said of her life as a working mother.
She said that of HERSELF not for all of womanhood. Next time include the "I". And im sure the rest of your mindless rant are attributes you've given to her to mislead and demonize as you did by hacking a word and context off a quote. Go back to the playground bitch.
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Just so you know lovely dlisters...this is another recently created profile (3 hours ago) here to set us up. Ignore this mindless piece of republican dominionist crap.
My stalker search on myspace is buggin me because there are a LOT of levi's in Alaska that are around 20 and have kids, are into drinking, fighting, cars, metal and fucking. They are all the same. Whoever knocked up this hypocritical ho is a looser, I am just not sure I can figure out which one it is.
These are the Levi's in Wasilla...anyone want to take a guess which bachelor it is? I'm going for skanky player number 5.
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Am I the only one left in this World who thinks that ABORTION IS GREAT (in cases like this). Don't worry, you will not go to hell for getting rid of an unwanted cells....
Ok so I don't even need any big ass highbrow details. The woman is a LIE-TELLER, plain and simple:
Published: March 6th, 2008 12:02 AM
Last Modified: March 6th, 2008 03:38 PM
JUNEAU -- Gov. Sarah Palin shocked and awed just about everybody around the Capitol on Wednesday when she announced she's expecting her fifth child.
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"I thought it was becoming obvious," Gov. Sarah Palin said. "You know, clothes getting snugger and snugger."
The governor, who recently turned 44, told a handful of reporters as she was leaving work to expect a new member of the first family, then headed to a reception at the Baranof Hotel to feast on king crab.
Palin said she's already about seven months along, with the baby due to arrive in mid-May.
That the pregnancy is so advanced astonished all who heard the news. The governor, a runner who's always been trim, simply doesn't look pregnant.
Even close members of her staff said they only learned this week their boss was expecting.
"I thought it was becoming obvious," Palin said. "You know, clothes getting snugger and snugger."
But people just couldn't believe the news.
"Really? No!" said Bethel state Rep. Mary Nelson, who is close to giving birth herself.
"It's wonderful. She's very well-disguised," said Senate President Lyda Green, a mother of three who has sometimes sparred with Palin politically. "When I was five months pregnant, there was absolutely no question that I was with child."
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And that's alls I needs to know.
PS. For those who continue to ask:
Trig was born to Bristol and Levi in late April/early May. That's right - I stalked her friend's myspace. It's private now. LOL.
(oops, wrong thread:)
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kiwikim your quite the little karl rove.
Undaunted, she held a meeting as governor three days after giving birth. “I just put down the BlackBerrys and pick up the breast pump,” she said of her life as a working mother.
She said that of HERSELF not for all of womanhood. Next time include the "I". And im sure the rest of your mindless rant are attributes you've given to her to mislead and demonize as you did by hacking a word and context off a quote. Go back to the playground bitch.
Submitted by Cheez-It on September 2, 2008 - 12:22am
Rev Wright does make me wary....and Obama going to his church is not a positive, at this point as with every election, I do feel is the lesser of two evils and honestly, listening to the Mccain and Palin views, I am more concerned with their views at the moment. And honestly with people like gladyslove "representing" their point, I am even more wary. Yes, both parties have extremes, but the conservative extremism scares me more these days and hurts the republicans.
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That was no Earthquake yesterday. That was Kiwikim. Go girl!
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 1, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by Cheez-It on September 2, 2008 - 12:
Well, see this I respect, and am a lawyer...:)____________________________________________
I particularly like the way LAWYER lights up for a definition link...
It is just not the same thrill as when I put in restaurant manager.
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I'm not berating because she's pregnant. I'm berating b/c if you open your mouth to judge everyone else, you better make sure your own damn house is clean. This bitch tells the press that women should "put down the blackberry and pick up the breast pump" and this crap is going on in her own home? She wants to outlaw all forms of birth control except celibacy before marriage. She's a judgemental fucking cunt, but so am I. If you're going to shoot, you better be ready for me to shoot back. Don't scream chicken. If you're just some one minding your own business, I'm not going to be angry. But if you're going to judge women who practice safe sex and homosexuals and liberals as less than human, bitch the perfect storm is coming down on your fucking head and your boat ain't gonna make it.
Yes, the trooper was a scumbag. But she doesn't get to use her position to get revenge. That is NOT someone I want running the Senate, and God forbid, the country.
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So they're going to marry this teenager off to a 27-year-old just because she's having a baby. Now I hope the miscarriage theory is real so she doesn't have to get hitched to that guy.
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I answered your Rev Wright way down the thread when you asked before. I got **crickets**
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I do hold her parents responsible as they are all about religion, morality, and abstinence.
There is nothing immoral about getting pregnant at 17!! And until you can find a quote of her bashing some pregnant teenager and parent then you got nothing in the realm of hypocrisy. There is something immoral about supporting Rev. Wright. Yes? No? or is that just me.
Submitted by Cheez-It on September 2, 2008 - 12:16am.
I don't think she is qualified. And with that said either is Obama. And having a law degree doesn't make you qualified to run anything...it just means you've perfected lying
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I don't think she is qualified. And with that said either is Obama. And having a law degree doesn't make you qualified to run anything...it just means you've perfected lying.
Baby Trigonometry? Please. You hos can be a little more clever than that. :) And leave the fucking kid out of it, please, regardless of whether or not his own parents do.
On a serious note, I will not be sweating bullets over this next election because we're screwed either way. It's a matter of if you want to be fucked in the vag or the asshole (maybe some other oriface if you're going with a third party). Shit, I merely want to be left the hell alone.
Live and let live; I could not give a flying fuck what other people do in their spare time/privacy of their own home. The real issue is that we shold be moving toward less government, and that isn't going to happen with this election either way. I'm going to go drown my sorrows have obtained and come to terms with the knowledge of the inevitable.
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Stalker...or dlisted investigator...we don't wear anything under our trench.
Still looking. Want it to be this guy because of log in today and his caption
"When you make a mistake, there are only three things you should ever do about it: admit it, learn from it, and don't repeat it. "
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But he's 27. Seems a bit old for a 16 year old. Who knows what these fucktarts are into though.
Chezz
I am not berating the child. I am very sorry that she has gotten herself in that position and glad parents are supporting her. Of course, with the media spotlight on them they have no choice but to show solidarity. I do hold her parents responsible as they are all about religion, morality, and abstinence.
And this shows a lack of responsiblity in raising their kids....
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Submitted by islandgirl on September 2, 2008 - 12:39am.
Awwwww, I miss her to. I was thinking of bringing her back. I cant believe Catherine Tate ended the show after 3 seasons, I wanted to buy the 3 season set but had a hard time finding region 1 or region2 copy, since one or the other wont work in America. Are you in the UK or American? If your in an Island that would be fitting I suppose
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 2, 2008 - 12:05am
Not gonna happen. With people like gladyslove to sway people, I see a landslide, even if Obama is on the dark side (WTF?)
Submitted by Cheez-It on September 2, 2008 - 12:06am.
Berating a pregnant teenager and judging her mother for it.
See cheezit, I have been here since this thread started and have defended the child and the mother, but that is not what this thread has been about, it is about her qualifications and you have come out empty. ____________________________________________
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Juno was such a good movie
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by kiwikim on September 2, 2008 - 12:07am.
I'm still here-over on my space trolling for levi's in Wasilla. There are a suprising few. I thought this might be the guy, but there are pictures on his site of him sticking his tongue down some other chicks throat. Maybe he cheated??? How many 18ish year old levi's can there be in Wasilla? Wasn't this where she was knocked up on her back? Of course they all say they are 18-Bristol lists herself as being like 25 or something.
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on September 1, 2008 - 11:06pm.
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Dude looks like the usual suspect to me. Sorry, that was bad. BTW, I wanted to tell you that I miss your Nan avie. WHOT A FECKIN' LIBERTY!!!
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I'm still here-over on my space trolling for levi's in Wasilla. There are a suprising few. I thought this might be the guy, but there are pictures on his site of him sticking his tongue down some other chicks throat. Maybe he cheated??? How many 18ish year old levi's can there be in Wasilla? Wasn't this where she was knocked up on her back? Of course they all say they are 18-Bristol lists herself as being like 25 or something.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
Submitted by Cheez-It on September 2, 2008 - 12:06am.
Berating a pregnant teenager and judging her mother for it.
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Whose berating her? I missed that part.
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Submitted by islandgirl on September 2, 2008 - 12:35am.
if the blonde guy really is an escort, Spacey could have hired better.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by happyface on September 2, 2008 - 12:00am.
Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 11:58pm.
Haha. How does gladysglove manage to type with her straightjacket on?
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She cut and pasted it from the beginning no less. LOL! Fresh out of ideas, I guess.
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Berating a pregnant teenager and judging her mother for it. Why don't you liberals join the wack-o bible thumpers at planned parenthood and scream your lungs out. Because you are all one in the same.
Vany,
If the Republicans win in November will you remind me to get fired so that I can go on welfare and get a peice of that 2m dish?
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So!! How about that Kevin Spacey guy?
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I have a crow pie baking at a low temp for Gladys in Nov. Can hardly wait for you to return THEN! Not tomorrow.
buh-bye, fruit roll up on your way out the door?
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... screaming? and gladyslove finally shows her true colors which are racist.... I really hope you do not represent all republicans....
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Sarah Palin's face gives me a headache. I know you guys didnt want to hear more intricate political theories but I had to put it out there.
The only way this shit would get even better would be if the older son turns out to be gay, and with the looks of it, I dont see him minding a poke or two if ya know what im saying.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Ok, the all caps was just unnecessary and rude.
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You are just straight up weird.
Submitted by gladyslove on September 1, 2008 - 11:58pm.
Haha. How does gladysglove manage to type with her straightjacket on?
Caps lock is cruise control for cool.
Knowing that Palin has not been a positive guidance in her child's life, despite her religousness and high morality, is indicative of a great future leader for the next generation. Right?
Methinks the child's pregnancy is a HUGE escape clause for the Republicans in case her selection did not sit well...
Do overs, anyone?
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BB -- my 3 year old brain just starting watching CNN.
And happyface, point well taken. I see your point.
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LIKE I SAID, I WILL RETURN IN NOVEMBER AFTER PAYING MY 52% IN FEDERAL AND STATE TAXES TO SUPPORT MOST OF YOU LOSERS, WHICH AMOUNTS TO JUST OVER $2,000,000 A YEAR.
I WILL BE GLEEFUL AND JOYFUL AND FULL OF PRIDE BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO EAT IT.
MCCAIN WILL BE IN OFFICE AND PALIN WILL BE RIGHT NEXT TO HIM AND I WILL BE APPLAUDING AND LAUGHING. HE WILL WIN AND OBAMA WILL LOSE BECAUSE AMERICA IS NOT READY TO GO TO THE DARK SIDE YET (no pun intended, maybe yes) OR SHOULD I SAY THE BLACK HOLE!!!!
AND GUESS WHAT? IT WILL BE THE REPUBLICANS, YES THE REPUBLICANS WHO WILL HAVE PUT THE 1ST WOMAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE NOT YOU DISGUSTING, DEGENERATE LIBS.
AND THEN WHAT CONSPIRACY THEORY B.S. ARE YOU GOING TO SPIN AND PULL OUT OF THE SEWER.
Submitted by Cheez-It on September 1, 2008 - 11:47pm.
And that trooper she fired was a SCUMBAG!!!! I suggest you read something about him. If you were in her lucite heels and didn't do the same you'd be a piece of shit.
Not sure when he got his DUI...guess what YOUR NOT VOTING FOR THE HUSBAND OF A VICE PRESIDENT CANDIDATE!!! Christ you people are certifiable.
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Yeah. CHeeze-Jizz. I bet you defended Hillary when Bill was running for president, huh? And Tipper when Gore was his running mate. HYPOCRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Cheez-It on September 1, 2008 - 11:55pm.
sigh...another dlisted stalker. I suppose if you look anything up, you're a stalker. I bet you think it's stealing to read a book in the bookstore before buying it. It's public!
I was 12 shit for brains.
All I know is, none of this shit would be happening if it was my Nana on the VP ticket.
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