Who's Going To Play Bristol Palin?

Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 2, 2008 - 6:31pm.

Dont know if anyone's seen this yet, or if its a fake (most probs)... comments?

http://levijohnston.com/Blog/

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I'm in love at first avie.

Dont know if anyone's seen this yet, or if its a fake (most probs)... comments?

http://levijohnston.com/Blog/

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My American peeps...

It's September y'all.

Don't take your eye off the ball.

Obama vs Palin

Does anyone want to talk about Sarah's terrible hair and the fact that apparently all her daughters dye their hair to match their mom?

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They're failing at that too.

Palin should have declined McCain's offer with all this crap in the closet. Egotistical narcissistic bitch! If McCain gets the vote, and then has a heart attack, do you want Palin as the first women president of the USA?? I'd rather have Murphy Brown.

I bet she's hoping for a book deal since she'll be supporting 8 people soon. It's the only reason I can think of for throwing this huge mess on the "world stage" so deliberately.

Holy shitkicker!! I was gonna post but damn near 1000 comments??? Thats my comment

Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT

The worst part of this is that Palin actually decided to fight internet rumours of her pregnancy by revealing her daughters pregnancy. Revealed the most intimate parts of her daughters life to save her skin. Thanks Mom.

Anywhoeverthesehosarefucking. I'm tired of the Palin clan bizarre sexual habits. Does anyone want to talk about Sarah's terrible hair and the fact that apparently all her daughters dye their hair to match their mom? Bitch looks like the avon lady.

Strangely, Bristol looks more preggers at a supposed 4 months than her mother did at 7.5 months. WTF???

Love the title of this Gawker article as it's apparent to everyone but McCain, including the security guard. You can see him looking right at her bump thinking....ummm. Do they know about this. LMAO! Make sure you enlarge the thumbnail.

http://gawker.com/5044094/everyone-knew-palin-gal-pregnant-except-sad-mc...

Submitted by kiwikim

That video cracked me up...forget the damn pregnancy conspiracy

-THIS IS A

"historic monumental moment in Alaskan history"

For fucks sake!!

Slaughter an Elk and git it on the BBQ!!

Here is what Sarah Palin looks like pregnant. Tell me if you still think she was pregnant with Trig after watching her riveting newscast.

http://www.ktva.com/video?bcpid=1641243975&bclid=1632695727&bctid=176199...

Submitted by roxie on September 2, 2008 - 4:59pm.

I'm really sick and tired of the fact that women in this day and age are really still second-class citizens. And here Palin comes along and wants to strip women of their rights. Obama's mother was the polar opposite of this woman.

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I knew the species was heading for the dogs when Jennifer Hawkins (Australian HO and last minute ring in) won Miss 'Universe'.

Each contestant was asked a question and had to answer, off the crotch, so to speak. Jen Hawkins was asked: If you could choose, what era would you like to be born in?? ??

Jen: Toodaye, because women can do whatever they want toodaye....

So, in a universe of choices, Miss Universe chooses to walk half nekkid on a table for Donald Trump. And the weekend before that, Hawkins was hawking her fork on tables at the Newcastle Knights footy club, a vomit and piss and wank fest. Dumbest fuck of the universe. But boy is she cashed up for doing it. Go figure.

Thank Goddess that Emily Pankhurst and Rosa Parks have passed on already.

Snort.

I'm so confused..Bristol looks 8 months preggers here. Is she pregnant with Trig in this picture?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/republican_race/2008/09/01/2008...

J Edgar Hoover would have lhuhuhuved the internet. He tried to get evidence on the Kennedys for years but would have found it on the internet in minutes. The drinking, hunting, and fucking Palin Clan makes the Kennedys getting a few blow jobs from Marilyn seem like innocence on the playground.

I grew up hearing all about what a bad republican Nixon was. I'd be happy to have a Republican like Nixon around now. The Bushjobs are nutters.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/republican_race/2008/09/01/2008...

Levi is way hotter than Bristol. Of course she had to put out.

I'm the same age as her, with two teenage daughters who fortunately learned about birth control from me at a young age. I just realized I look like her. Time to change the hairstyle. Thanks for the wake-up call, Sarah.

Yeah Roxie it makes me angry too. If Palin were any more submissive she'd be walking round with a cock in her mouth.

I'm really sick and tired of the fact that women in this day and age are really still second-class citizens. And here Palin comes along and wants to strip women of their rights. Obama's mother was the polar opposite of this woman.

I wore the shit out of my Levis in high school. :-)

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“Women don’t like you at all. And men don’t like you enough to make up for it.”

"Palin is a "firm supporter of abstinence-only education in schools" according to CNN in 2006.[115] When running for governor in 2006, Palin wrote, "Yes, the explicit sex-ed programs will not find my support,"

Well I guess the word is out. Teaching abstinence ISN'T a reliable form of sex-ed.

Looking through Wiki, this woman seems like a female W.Bush. Eerily similar. I'm happy for McCain that she's taking so much press heat off him. Poor old thing, his heart can't take it.

KiwiKim-

"I think the passive agressive little Ho had plans to bring down her mother's campaign all along." LMAO. I love that.

Thank you for sending out those emails. As amusing as it is, when the Republikans hi-jack the thread, my whole day is spent looking for what bat-shit crazy thing they'll say next.

Kacky-

You're absolutely right. They do have a way of sidetracking.

Submitted by TT99 on September 2, 2008 - 2:35am.
Submitted by kiwikim on September 2, 2008 - 1:57am

For real, kiwikim, what about my movie? I've worked all day on this!
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Oh it's good, but maybe not better than this real life mess! Though I expect a few old lovers to pop up in this mess soon enough. Trolling all the levi's on my space in Wasilla, I can tell you all of them are back woods idiots that aren't into anything but drinking, drugs and sex. Most of those high school levi's had kids already. Alaska is doing a really good job of populating itself.

I would have paid anything to be inside Bristol's head a few days back. Apparently, Palin flew her husband out for a anniversary trip and suprised him with news of her nomination and texted her daughter to suprise her as well-after she accepted the nomination. Her family had no idea she was going to be chosen.
Bristol must have received that text and said shit. Mom should have discussed this with me first!

I have nothing to say, I'm just trying to get us to 1000 posts.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

I keep looking at this picture thinking the evil little brat in the middle will end up being the worst one...drugged out beauty queen by 17. And I keep wondering why the hell Bristol stands like that in this picture and all others? I think the passive agressive little Ho had plans to bring down her mother's campaign all along.

I expect an announcement from the McCain campaign within two days. Palin will make herself seem like a martyr and say something along the lines like "My family comes first". And all the dumb conservative christians that don't have access to the internet because "it's possessed by the devil" and don't read the NY Times because "it's too liberal" will think she's SUCH a good mom and did the right thing and blah blah blah. There is only one way McCain's dumb ass advisors can spin this. If they fire her, he'll look like he made an important decision on a whim without checking the facts. She'll have to step down for "personal reasons".

God this shit is goooooood. Palin should have taken a page from Bushwhackies handbook and paid for the girl to have an abortion with her credit card so we could find the receipt years after she was in office and post that to an audience that didn't care. Heard Palin's husband received a DUI years back...sounds just like Laura Bushwhacky, but her DUI was wiped and so was the guy she killed by running through an intersection blind drunk after one of her infamous SMU parties that Bushwhacky loves to brag about.

Submitted by kiwikim on September 2, 2008 - 1:57am

For real, kiwikim, what about my movie? I've worked all day on this!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

Niiiiiiiice. What a class act. Why is it that the people who are pro-life are always the ones who deserve it the least? Ah. Think I just answered my own question there.

Looking at this lot, I think abortion shouldn't just remain legal, it should be mandatory.

Submitted by EK on September 2, 2008 - 2:07am.
"and learn they should always be careful with what they post on the Internet!"

Dumb kids? What about presidential candidates? McCain's people should have seen this. How dumb can you be? I guess they took Levi down, but they don't understand the concept of "extended network".
Hahahahahahahahaha. Dumb dumb dumb.

Submitted by kacky on September 2, 2008 - 2:02am.
oooops Kiwi, gotta stop you there. Down Syndrome doesn't happen because of lack of prenatal care. It's a chromosome thing.
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You're right. I just meant that it might have been discovered earlier and gotten better care from the get go. Instead, Palin tried to hide it or was too wound up in herself to notice her daughter's burgeoning abdomen. I mean, the girl had to have been scared shitless to tell her whacky mother. Probably didn't get to see an ob/gyn until very late in the game.

Are you guys getting a server down/busy message when you try and post? I think the Repuklican whack jobs are trying hard...sort of like Anonymous did to Scientologists web site.

Hey all, so this famous MySpace has been closed to private but by the power of the Internet, the cache version still exists. Just Google "http://www.myspace.com/63524358". However, it shows nothing especially interesting or pertinent to this thread, just a typical drunk 17 yr old. At any rate, I hope high school kids all over the world will somehow hear about this and learn they should always be careful with what they post on the Internet!

Kacky,

I think I'm going to make myself an adoption application for Trig and send it to Sarah Palin. The little guy would be so much better off in my loving, caring, non-famewhoring family and could actually have a shot at the most "normal" childhood possible. :)

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oooops Kiwi, gotta stop you there. Down Syndrome doesn't happen because of lack of prenatal care. It's a chromosome thing.

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BRISTOL: Mom, there's something I have to tell you. You're gonna shit yourself when you hear this, and it's gonna fuck up your life just like you fucked up MINE!

Sarah grabs Bristol by the neck and slams her against the wall. The McCain aides look on in disbelief. They talk into their wrist walkie-talkies, but do nothing in the current situation.

SARAH: You little BITCH! I'm not gonna let you sabotage the most important day of my life! WHAT! WHAT IS IT!

BRISTOL: I'M PREGNANT! And it's Levi's BABY!!

Dramatic Music, End Scene


The Intro scene makes sense after you see this flashback scene. See, Sarah and Levi were having an affair the WHOLE TIME! The plot development is stellar.

Flashback Scene. Levi is putting on his clothes about to leave Sarah's governor’s office

LEVI: We can't tell Bristol about this, it'll ruin her life. Especially if she finds out that the baby you're carrying, is, is actually, MINE!

SARAH: Levi, I'll never tell her. Unless I get really fucking pissed off at her one day and it slips out in an accidental rage.

LEVI: Okay, cool. just like try not to, cause like I know your like the governor and like you might wanna be like the VP one day. Like I don't wanna like ruin your chances.

SARAH: Don't worry. Oh, and your pants are on backwards sweetie.
End scene

The "Accidental Rage Scene"

At The Applebee's, Just Mom and Daughter, Begin Scene:

BRISTOL: Mom, I was thinking, maybe I could get a car since Track got one when he turned 16...

SARAH: honey, you know we love Track better than you. Besides everyone knows you're the school, I mean, town - slut, and we're certainly not gonna reward you with a fucking car!
Bristol's jaw drops open and her jalapeno popper falls out

BRISTOL: The only boy I ever banged was Levi, and we're getting married once he sells his pickup!

SARAH: Married! (Laughs) Is THAT what HE told you?
Sarah stands up, about to throw her breadsticks at Bristol, she takes a swig of her can of Pabst Blue Ribbon…

SARAH: Just so you know, this baby I'm carrying, it's not your father's! I haven't banged that guy since Clinton was President. I don't even know who YOUR Father is! It could be ANYBODY’S! But This baby right here?? (She points to her own belly) This one is LEVI's!!! And I'm keeping it!!!!

Bristol runs away in tears. End scene

Added Scene. Sarah tries to hire a hitman to Kill the Alaska Public Safety Commissioner.
It's raining. Sarah enters the passenger side of a parked car where a strange man is sitting. He's heavyset, and even though it's Alaska, he has a Brooklyn accent. It’s midday, but thunder looms in the background.

SARAH: (Hands him a Picture and an envelope with Money) This is the guy I need you to um, ‘Bump Away.’

MOB GUY: Bump away?

SARAH: ‘Rub off.’

MOB GUY: Rub off?

SARAH: Killed, I need you to KILL him, this guy, KILL HIM!

MOB GUY: Why didn't you say so? I can do that. Who is he?

SARAH: He works for me, he's the Public Safety Commissioner.

MOB GUY: Why don't you just fire him. It's cheaper. Besides, I don't know you're from, but this $267 dollars you just handed me isn't enough to get a guy ‘bumped away’ in Anchorage.
He hands her back the envelope with the picture and the money. She leaves the car and speeds off on her snowmobile. End scene.
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Now we all have the roundup of the film. This'll be awesome!

They're shutting down the dlisted server!!!!! Slamming it so it goes down. Hahaha, fuckers the information is already out there. It will do you no good.

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P.S. Now you know these conservative posters weren't really readers of dlisted since the myspace was closed so fast. That includes Cheez-It.
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Agreed. I think we tipped our own hand because the Republicans have definitely set up a few of their spies here, but not before it got out to a few places. I've copied it and sent it to every new organisation I can find, including those outside the US and outside of Rupert Murdoch's control. I am hoping the NY Times reads their emails...it's safe and sound in there...as well as about 30 other papers. I've also printed out the photos and their captions.

On another note...must be hard to be a unmarried teenager with a down syndrome kid and a mother like Sarah Palin. Maybe if she'd been able to get some medical care because her mother wasn't such a psycho things would have turned out differently for her and her poor little Trig.

Submitted by Pretty Girl Wit... on September 2, 2008 - 1:35am
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Aw, bless your heart, you'd make an excellent adoptive or foster mommy for a special needs child.

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Riddle me this DListers...
If McCain's staff is so stupid that they don't think to take this damning information off of MY SPACE before we find it, how the hell do they plan on fighting terrorism?

For these totally clueless nimwits, bombs and billions of dollars take the place of a few minutes of thinking and team work.

In Russia's recent war attack, the first thing they did was take down the internet of the opposition government.

The wars of this century are being fought intelligently. Terrorists attacked the US with our own resources...our own planes...put films on the internet invented by the US. They didn't have to spend billions and indenture future generations to seriously hurt us all.

If this small episode is indicative of the unprofessionalism and stupidity we can expect from the house of McPain, there is absolutely no question that he should not be president.

Republicans are very good at knocking us off track. Let's not lose sight of what really matters: Sarah Palin is right wing gay-bashing, gun-toting, civil-rights-destroying elitist and she wants Dick Cheney's job. Her propensity for abusing her office in order to punish her enemies will make the Valerie Plame case look like a tea party.

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Cheez-It

Obama said he joined the church and worked with Rev. Wright for the community. I believe I was watching Fox News (the fascist right-wing, unfair and imbalanced news organization) and they did a bio on Obama. In it they said that Obamaspecifically joined the church, not for a specific person, but because he sought to help the community. One person said in the program that black churches tend to be slightly different in that you attend for the people, not the minister. So Rev. Wright does not really worry me and personally, black people don't scare me either, so maybe I'm different. Rev. Wright was a huge community organizer, so it's pretty obvious why a black man who wants to help the black community in Chicago would knock on Rev. Wright's door.

It worried me more that in the last election, nobody cared that Prescott Bush (George W.'s grandfather) had his assets frozen under the Trading With the Enemy Act during World War II.
Prescott was a fundemental part of Hitler's rise to power since he was Hitler's banker. So, this thing about Rev. Wright looks to be grasping at straws because they couldn't find anything meaty on Obama.

On top of that, what does this have to do with his policies? I do see the hypocrisy between Palin's views on teen pregnancy and her having a pregnant teen. Obviously she think abstinence can be taught and when taught, it works better than condoms and sex ed. It obviously didn't in her case, and we haven't heard that she has changed her views on the matter. If she continues to believe that abstinence rather than sex ed. safeguards your children against pregnancy, that's hypocritical. Palin obviously holds abstinence as a moral issue.

P.S. Now you know these conservative posters weren't really readers of dlisted since the myspace was closed so fast. That includes Cheez-It.

All scandal aside, that kid is fucking adorable. I hope this all blows over before he is old enough to even be AWARE of it. How unfair he has unwittingly become a target and pawn in this godawful fanfare that we call a campaign. Hey, anti-abortionists advocate adoption, right? I'll take that little cutie in any day. He needs stability and I have more than enough experience with special needs.

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@Hairicane et al.

Yes, I'm all up in my jammies and I'm good and bitchied out! Nite nite!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

ok gals, its been quite a hayride tonight!! must go to sleep to go to worky tomorrow. see you later. will be reading more than commenting. :-)

g'night!

from: http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272622453.shtml

Levi Johnston has been named as the father of the baby that Bristol Palin is carrying. Bristol Palin is Sarah Palin's daughter was revealed to be pregnant on Monday after a weekend full of rumors and attacks from Democrats that made all sorts of wild accusations about the Bristol and Sarah Palin. Now we know Bristol is pregnant and Levi Johnston is the father.

Levi Johnston & Bristol Palin (pictured with her dad Todd) Pregnant

Sarah is the current Governor of Alaska and was named John McCain's running mate on Friday. Her announcement brought all sorts of excitement for the McCain campaign and he has raised $10 million since the announcement.

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Gawker is claiming that the National Enquirer has named the 18-year old man and he is a good looking young man named Levi Johnston. The New York Daily News has also named him as well and they have photos here of the hockey player and his fiancée and his young "Hockey Mom" to be.

The left is trying to figure out how exactly to attack Sarah Palin and settled in on going after her 17-year old daughter over the weekend with horrific allegations of a faked pregnancy by her mom. It was a disgusting display and the campaign says that is one of the reasons they came forward with the pregnancy announcement today.

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The jig is up. I'm sending this shit to everyone including McCain's campaign who is apparently fucking CLUELESS...

@Hairicane;

I don't even care who this bitch is any more - this story is ultra juicy. You gotta make a LOT of bad decisions to end up with a story this juicy.

Thanks, too, for the links...I din't even think to print-key it, I'm so naive like that;p

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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by kiwikim on September 2, 2008 - 1:03am.
Submitted by Hairicane on September 2, 2008 - 1:00am.
FEAST ON THIS DLISTERS!!! It was posted by my good friends at GLP - Godlike Productions:

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I'm feasting I'm feasting and I'm loving you. Fabulous work.
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Thanks. Copy the links and spread them tomorrow!! LOLZ!!

Yes Angeli_i! Remember waaaaaaaay back like on page 4 or something I said I couldn't believe the Republicans and the Secret Service hadn't shut down Myspace? Apparently, they're so fucking stupid they have to get ideas and clues from us anonymous ho's at blogs like Dlisted. I swear we're a million times smarter than the tools they hire. The two links prove we're smarter. Those folks grabbed the pics and comments before they pulled down the pages.

BAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA! I even copied one of the pics. Its on my harddrive. I was going to do them all but figured someone else would.

I didn't watch any part of the RNC tonight. Did Palin even speak???

Is she cooked? Done? Over??

Ha...we actually have much of that same text here - earlier on.

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Submitted by Hairicane on September 2, 2008 - 1:00am.
FEAST ON THIS DLISTERS!!! It was posted by my good friends at GLP - Godlike Productions:

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@Hairicane!

YES! That's what I saw.

The girlie's myspace was Mercedes but she called herself Sadie. We chatted it out earlier and looked at more pics and saw Levi was her brother. Sarah - her "MIL".

That boy she's piggybacking - Levi!

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Submitted by kiwikim on September 2, 2008 - 12:43am.

FEAST ON THIS Kiwikim and all DLISTERS!!! It was posted by my good friends at GLP - Godlike Productions:

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http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message598160/pg1

"Sarah Palin, Bristol and Trig on myspace- Smoking gun?"

These were quickly removed from myspace but thankfully some vigilant Americans grabbed 'em first.

http://suchandrika.wordpress.com/2008/09/01/sarah-palin-bristol-and-trig...

http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/