Who's Going To Play Bristol Palin?

Submitted by Green Is Good on September 2, 2008 - 10:51am.
Is Sara Palin against using condoms?

...who doesn't love condoms?!? they are so cute and cuddly and innocent! they would never hurt no one!! they are like puppies-perfect for giving love!

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Submitted by StudLy GoLightLy on September 2, 2008 - 7:39pm.

Palin is showing how stupid and uneducated she really is. I heard today on tv that people who are voting for her like her more than Obama because he used too many big words in his speech and she uses simple words. WTF! Big words?

Wow! This beats even the looniest of Brangelina post records!

& why couldn't she have had Trig & then gotten knocked up again? They claim meemaw birthed him a month early, but if he was full term then the slut daughter could totally have gotten knocked up again right after giving birth. Since she's an "abstinence only creationist," she might be ignorant enough to think that producing breast milk prevents conception like they did in the middle ages. & it's not like she or her sk8tr-boi fiance can excercise impulse control.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)

kittyla-

"I'm honored that you wasted your time looking at my sign up date."

No problem, buddy. It was just one click of the button on your name. I was basing my opinion on the context of your message which sounded like a Republikan troller. Your sign-up date was just in addition to your post.

"Sure, point out 1 sermon. But if the dude was there for 20 years- I would guess he heard more vitriol than that 1 sermon."

Okay, but if the 1 sermon is all you have to go by, and it isn't hateful to begin with, why would it hurt to have 20 years of that?

"Sorry but you cannot convince me that the hypocrisy of a pregnant Christian teen is akin to the hypocrisy of a questionable Presidential candidate."

Really? You don't see the hypocrisy when a person tells others how to raise their children in order to avoid teen pregnancy and they can't get their family's act together? Hmmm...sounds like you're determined in the face of logic to stick with what you're sticking with.

Wow, with statements like "hypocrisy of a questionable Presidential candidate",you're really being way too specific for me. Maybe you mean you don't like Obama's history, but I don't believe you mean "hypocrisy".

And don't worry, I think clicking on your name is about as much "research" as I'm going to do in response to you. I love how we've gotten in this contest of who can be snarkier. Thanks for contributing.

Someone commented here that a rumour was floating about that the father of Bristol's baby was a non-white from Juneau. I think it's Obama. Bristol hates her shit kicking family and decided to bring down the entire fucking Republican't party.

Good on you Bristol. Obama's hot!

Submitted by TT99 on September 2, 2008 - 2:02am.

My movie, "The Darker Shade of Palin," is being pushed back. No one at Lifetime has gotten back to me despite the timeliness of the topic and great script. Even though, I know the movie would only be about 5 minutes long. I can't get a hold of Sheryl Lee and the homeless guy around the corner from my building says he knows Jodi Sweetin, But I think he might be lying cause, honestly, I think he's a drug addi
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Like Bristol actually had choice whether to have the baby, or get an abortion. Her mom is forcing her to, due to politics.

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Wow...1026 comments about politics...holy shit wow...oh and a couple about moving to Canada....hahahaha...yeah right.

Wow...just wow.

Some day we will attain to comment on the picture...hhaha...right..

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The media is now investigating Palin's membership into the quasi-political group that wants to secede Alaska from the USA.

According to their beliefs, if Alaska becomes an independent country, they can change the laws and drill for oil wherever they want.

Apperantely, she was a member of this nut job group back in the 90's. She made a video for them at their most recent meeting.

Does anyone have a copy of it?

Submitted by Stoney on September 2, 2008 - 11:02am.

....I'm moving to Canada

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I second that.

Canada is like the best of America ... without all the crime, guns and Southern Barbarian Heritage. Oh and lets not forget healthcare.

Americans would be well served to find Canada on a Map! C'mon sound it out cowboy. Mmmmm - Aaa - Pah!
There you go!

Anyone with half a brain could see that McCain chose this whore on purpose to get the pro-life and Evangelical nutjob vote. This makes me absolutely ill. McCain, you lost my vote. Totally fucking disgusting! I can't believe I actually thought the White House and its highest office should have any bit of integrity left. I guess Bush destroyed it. I'm moving to Canada.

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PPPS.

That was a play-by-play, btw.

That's how long I was still not working.

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Thanks, sluts!

Too bad the hillbilly hockey player didn't see this video. Don;t they teach sex ed in high school anymore?

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Not sure about Palin and condoms, but I thought this article was interesting. I just love McCain's answers when asked about what he does and doesn't support. 'um, I think I support...' and my favorite 'you stumped me'.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/09/02/politics/main4406313.shtml

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@GIG:
Let play out. I assure you it's priceless.
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AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAhahaHAHAhahAHAhahaHAHA!

LOL! A diagram! For Gay People! LOL!

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PPS

I suddenly want to have sex with a young sheathed Indian man. They make me want to dance.

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"I am the condom friend who is ever useful to you"

hahahahhaa!! awesome

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PS. I guess they don't gots no A.D.D. in India...

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OMG GIG:

I AM STILL NOT WORKING!

But

ROFLMAO!

(Way more fun)

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Is Sara Palin against using condoms? That would be the vote breaker, regardless of one's political affiliation, I would think.

Speaking of condoms:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLj_3R0-2g

Let play out. I assure you it's priceless.

Submitted by Green Is Good on September 2, 2008 - 9:39am.
Pffft. Like this Levi guy is actually going to marry Bristol.

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if his baby's grandmaw becomes VP he might cash that meal ticket in. but yes, otherwise, I agree. What a mess!!!!

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Submitted by missy on September 2, 2008 - 2:32pm.

haha!! ElB♥♥

Hahahaha. so old but i cant help it! :o) xxx

Frances Farmer, just read your book....unbelievably sad! Whatta life!

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Pffft. Like this Levi guy is actually going to marry Bristol. He already got into her pants. What does he care? He doesn't have a job, so they can;t get any child support out of him.

@Frances Farmer on September 2, 2008 - 6:49am.
More comparisons on Rome and USA.

*Use of slaves (illegal immigrants) to do the work.
*Dog and pony shows (any political event) to placate the masses.

“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”

thanks, angel i - You truly are an angel! Sorry, don't want to get all mushy. Yeah, life sucks sometimes, but a person just has to make up their own mind on how they handle the daily shit that is flung toward them. I personally use humor, compassion and open-mindedness to see me through the rough times.

.....ok, I'm back, there were Jehovah's Witnesses at the door, no lie. Hey, they're ok I suppose. A little religion never hurt anyone. It's only when it gets corrupted, twisted around and taken out of context where some people may bash on religion. I still have faith in God and in the people. Especially us 'little people'.

angel i, you sound like a grounded, reasonable, warm person with a good sense of humor to boot. I like you and I look forward to talking to you again real soon. But now I have to get ready and go to work at noon. I will try to be back later today and tommorow.

Take care to you and all the Dlisters! :))
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angel-i

that was so awesome. ;)

haha!! ElB♥♥
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Republicans are so behind the times, forcing very young people into marriages they would not have entered just because someone got pregnant. What fucking century are these mofos living in?

Ive read some of the more recent comments on this thread.. you guys are great.

angel-i, cadebra, you guys are warming my cold black heart.. this sentiment made me particularly happy:

"What else can we do, in the face of all the bullshit that swirls around us? I say to all the powerful, empty-headed, evil, corrupt individuals out there - be you politician, CEO, Hollyweird trash - when your lives are over, God will sort you out. Maybe if you are remorseful on the havoc you wreaked throughout your lives, when you get your Last Rites, may God have mercy on your souls.

All of us 'little people' should be able to rest easier, knowing that most of us do more good than harm than the 'almighty, powerful' jack-offs who are running (ruining) the world. (cadebra)

ahh, if only dlisters ruled the world♥

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To happyface:

I'm honored that you wasted your time looking at my sign up date. However I've been visiting the brilliance of Dlisted for years, and only comment when I feel my time is worth it. (Thus I have forgotten my other usernames) mmmmkay?

Interesting that you use that as an argument against me.

I am Conservative, but if you're going to talk about politics, I believe both sides play the game equally well. That's all I mean by Conservatives and Liberals are the same, and never so apparent as in an election year.

Sorry but you cannot convince me that the hypocrisy of a pregnant Christian teen is akin to the hypocrisy of a questionable Presidential candidate. Maybe if you can name one accomplishment by a man that's spent *a couple* years in the Senate before running- quick, without Google!

Ha ha ha...

I'd rather not have a man that's connected to racist preachers, had his kids baptized there, participated in illegal land deals with "Chicago's finest" crooks, and has no experience running an executive position be the Commander in Chief.

Sure, point out 1 sermon. But if the dude was there for 20 years- I would guess he heard more vitriol than that 1 sermon.

Sorry, but it just seems like the libel story fabricated by Kos, is the fuel the left needed to make themselves feel better.
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 2, 2008 - 10:06am.

angel i - What else can we do, in the face of all the bullshit that swirls around us?
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I struggle with depression too and one thing that I've been counseled so often, and so often out of nowhere too, is to focus on the positive. Be the best you can be (this is important - to remember that we have a greater power to disappoint ourselves than anyone around us) and have faith that there is always a Domino effect...your actions, based in love, can effect the actions of those you'll never meet just by causing a reaction in someone close...

And to remember that there are just as many good things in the world as there are bad things...you have to look for them harder, tho, because they're not generally promoted where we are - but even the act of looking harder for the good makes you a tougher Domino, so to speak - the more you work at it the harder it is for you to be the one that gets knocked down...you know?

Ah....I hear Rumi. And I really need to be getting down to some boring shit right about now. *sigh* just when I'm feeling all romantic...

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Palin's husband got a DUI in 1986.

So he's a loser. and a drunk. and an idiot.

We need Christine HOff's eloquence to sum up this inbreeding clan.

Oh! The baby-daddy's name is Levi!! Priceless!!!

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I know I posted this at the bottom of my last post, but it deserves it's own place.

Sarah Palin, dead animal fur and crabs, for VP!

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/30/us/politics/30palin.html?_r=1&pagewant...

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Submitted by speakit on September 2, 2008 - 10:07am.

Submitted by angel_i on September 2, 2008 - 10:04am.

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Me too. :( I have 5876545313 things to do and two days to do it. Long story.

Hi Angel-i! I've been meaning to ask about your name. Whenever I see it, I think 'angel interactive', is that what you were going for?

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Ha! Very hi-tech - but no, actually...it's more like "angel, i am". I am, actually:)

And EEG - madam s. had the best post yesterday about the family "choosing" September 11th as the date and calling it a "Freedom Wedding".

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@ speakit: NEWS = FEAR INSTILLING NEGATIVITY

I avoid it as much as possible.

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True that, my friend. Although I believe most of the so-called news (throughout the ages) is fabricated, and they tell all of us 'little people' only what they want us to hear.

Fuck that shit!!
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Buncha flippin' hillbillies.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on September 2, 2008 - 8:52am.

Really? A party-throwing house husband?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Palin#Early_life_and_career

"For 18 years, he worked for BP Oil in the North Slope oil fields of Alaska. In 2007, in order to avoid a conflict of interest, he took a leave[11] from his job as production supervisor when his employer became involved in natural gas pipeline negotiations with his wife's administration.[3] Seven months later, because the family needed more income, Todd returned to BP, and again in order to avoid potential conflict of interest he accepted a non-management position as a production operator.[11] [12] He is also a commercial salmon fisherman at Bristol Bay on the Nushugak River.[3] Financial statements filed in 2007 state that Palin earned $46,000 from his fishing business and $46,790 from BP.[13]"

Oh, and check out the pic at the top of this article. PETA will be all excited! The article also talks about her husbands jobs, which he earns $93,000 a year at. The house husband crap sounds like another load of crap talking points.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/30/us/politics/30palin.html?_r=1&pagewant...

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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."

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Submitted by angel_i on September 2, 2008 - 10:04am.

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Me too. :( I have 5876545313 things to do and two days to do it. Long story.

Hi Angel-i! I've been meaning to ask about your name. Whenever I see it, I think 'angel interactive', is that what you were going for?

Ditto on everything everyone else has said about this stupid family, the megalomaniac mom and their trailer trash problems.

angel i - What else can we do, in the face of all the bullshit that swirls around us? I say to all the powerful, empty-headed, evil, corrupt individuals out there - be you politician, CEO, Hollyweird trash - when your lives are over, God will sort you out. Maybe if you are remorseful on the havoc you wreaked throughout your lives, when you get your Last Rites, may God have mercy on your souls.

All of us 'little people' should be able to rest easier, knowing that most of us do more good than harm than the 'almighty, powerful' jack-offs who are running (ruining) the world.
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Sorry if this joke has already been told.

My mom called me at 11 p.m. last night and said:
"It's a good thing Sarah Palin is a supporter of the NRA cause there is going to be a shotgun wedding!"
She then cackled hysterically and hung up.

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Submitted by speakit on September 2, 2008 - 10:01am.

989

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I really need to stop procrastinating this instant, tho:(

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Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 2, 2008 - 9:54am.

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NEWS = FEAR INSTILLING NEGATIVITY

I avoid it as much as possible.

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@cadebra1961:

I'm with you on the hope thing:) I like to think there is a bigger picture that has yet to fully unravel. I feel like it would be silly of us to think we've seen it all, really.

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Submitted by StarzonYourGrave on September 2, 2008 - 7:37am
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Great link.

What will (hopefully) always bring elected officials down isn't the actual deed, it is the lying and the covering up they do afterward.