Sunday, August 31st 2008
Diddy Is Making Me Dizzy
I love Diddy's fucked up video rants, but this one is better viewed with your eyes closed. Diddy spinning the camera around isn't doing my hangover any favors. While watching this shit, I kept stomping my leg down thinking I was on a playground spinner.
In his newest video, Diddy doesn't understand why John McCain chose the chick from Alaska as his running mate. According to Diddy, there is nothing going on in Alaska. Diddy isn't even sure if there are any black people or crackheads living in Alaska.
Somewhere in Alaska there's a black guy and a cracked out polar bear, sitting in an igloo, crying icy tears over the fact that the almighty Diddy doesn't know they're alive.
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Submitted by Mr. President on August 31, 2008 - 11:42pm.
Anybody else see those Kevin Spacey pics? HAHAHA.
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What Kevin Spacey pics??
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 31, 2008 - 6:36pm.
I'm-dyin-in-this-fuckin-country-assed-fucked-up-town
...LMAO, that would so be me! I felt that way when I lived in Minnesnowta and Massachushits, I can assure you Alaska is not to my flavor!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Mr Pres, YES. I have sent them to a few people on MS.....lol
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Murray: Bands shouldn't have girlfriends - ok? You'll lose your female fanbase. Look at Wham, you never saw Wham with girlfriends - that's how they kept the women wanting them.
-Flight Of The Conchords
Anybody else see those Kevin Spacey pics? HAHAHA.
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"Please get that thing out of your nose Hayley. Thanks"
Unfortunately, I had the experience of living in Alaska. . . albeit for a hellish year. I can say with total confidence that there is nothing BUT crackheads in Alaska. So Diddy Doodle Doo has nothing to worry about. Well, except the black people part. I didn't see any.
Submitted by jussayin on September 1, 2008 - 8:24am.
Cue:
I'm-dyin-in-this-fuckin-country-assed-fucked-up-town
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwaIWwuT1nI
diddly needs to read a book and stfu.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I can't lie, you couldn't pay my Black ass to live in Alaska!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 31, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Diddy doesn't care about Alaskan black people.
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He would if they drilled for oil.
Diddy doesn't care about Alaskan black people.
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"Please get that thing out of your nose Hayley. Thanks"
Diddy doesnt use his dishwasher to wash dishes...(SFW-ish)
http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/wash-dildos.jpg
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 1, 2008 - 8:00am.
Sandbitch, I call him "The Didiot".
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HA! The Didiot it is!
Now in some real news - ABC has a link to dlisted - Phelps Chin Love. http://abcnews.go.com
HOOT
** MK for Presidente **
oh no he diddy'nt!
(lol)
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Sandbitch, I call him "The Didiot".
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Murray: Bands shouldn't have girlfriends - ok? You'll lose your female fanbase. Look at Wham, you never saw Wham with girlfriends - that's how they kept the women wanting them.
-"Flight Of The Conchords
...butt ugly!.....like mother - like son...
My name is Diddy, OK?
Diddy diddo DILDO.
His Mama's face scares me every time I see her. That is one UGLY woman.
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Murray: Bands shouldn't have girlfriends - ok? You'll lose your female fanbase. Look at Wham, you never saw Wham with girlfriends - that's how they kept the women wanting them.
-"Flight Of The Conchords
....His Mama only cares because he keep her in bad wigs and even worse furs...
...otherwise she doesn't give a shit either...
His mama should have used protection.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Stoney, that's not fair. His Mama cares.
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Murray: Bands shouldn't have girlfriends - ok? You'll lose your female fanbase. Look at Wham, you never saw Wham with girlfriends - that's how they kept the women wanting them.
-"Flight Of The Conchords
Would someone please tell this mouf breather nobody cares about his ignorant opinion?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I am SHOCKED by this news!! I have been trying to figure out all weekend exactly why McCain would pick Palin as his VP choice. I finally got it narrowed down to three possible reasons.
1. This is McCain's attempt at winning over the young people's vote with his special brand of cultural relevance from five years ago. That his real plan is to run out on the stage at the RNC in a trucker hat after they announce her as the Vice Presidential nominee yelling about how we all just got punked.
2. That now Cindy has hurt her wrist, he is thinking it is time once again to move on to a younger less injured beauty queen.
3. That not to be outdone by Will.i.Am, Diddy had decided to join the McCain campaign and was planning on "remixing" his song 'I Need a Girl' for the campaign. I was thinking the chorus would go a little something like this;
"What I need, is a pretty woman next to me
To distract you all from the change Obama wants you to receive
Your daughters' illegitimate baby in the family
Someone who truly understands
How to court evangelicals like Jame Dobson
This is what I need......."
I guess I need to come up with a new third choice now as well as get over my dissapointment about not watching John McCain trying to do the Harlem shake from '98 at the convention.
I'm John McCain and I approved this message.
Thanks
What the hell is he saying at the beginning of the video? "Zeno bed block"?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
the polars bears might just be on Diddy's side on this issue because McCain/Palin doesn't care about them either
you know, every once in awhile a celebrity says something that actually stirs up the true hate in my little black soul. and this salamander looking asshole has done just that for me today. i really loathe how celebrities assume that their opinions matter just because they have been on mtv.
what he should really be worrying about is his michelin man lookin' sharpay twins.
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"oh what do you know about love, you little frizzy-haired pollyanna??"
Diddy is mad because he is used to slapping his women around like Kim Porter. Palin would shoot Diddy's diddy into a lil nub and he knows it.
It's idiots like "Piddy" who are going to loose this election for Obama! Undecided voters are going to look at things like this and think that all Obama supporters are morons like him and vote for McCain, no matter what.
SHUT UP SEAN COMBS!!!! (I'm not your friend, so I don't call you "Diddy")
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Ha ha, you mean there are idiots out there who believe Moore is justified in his comments just because others have been equally as moronic and ignorant?! I guess stupidity doth beget stupidity!
You sound like a libertarian or a least a close semblance of one. If you are, you're in good company.
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Submitted by Pretty Girl Wit... on August 31, 2008 - 4:55pm.
I am praying for you and for everyone in that entire Gulf Region area. Its not fair you'd all get hit like this again.
Sorry Diddy, I am waiting to hear what Kangay and John Mayer have to say.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Oh my god can some celebrity please step up and ruin their life or do something ANYTHING! All this political talk is really boring.
Come on Britney the gossip community needs your help!
Kate- Thank you. I am nervous as hell. All of our guys outside are boarded and fenced up for added security and the babies are inside in preparation for the storm, but our colvert floods with just 3" of rain and we have an expected 18-20" coming. The colvert is just feet away from the outskirts of the enclosures. Keep your fingers crossed for us! We'll be doing all we can.
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Does he REALLY think that McCain OR Obama care what he thinks?
This is the man that has 2,000+ kids.
How has fucked thousands of skanks.
Who is an annoying fucked up dickwad?
Obama & McCain have better things to do that watch this and think "He's SOOO right! Damn why didn't I make HIM my VP??!!"
Fucking asswipe.
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Submitted by Pretty Girl Wit... on August 31, 2008 - 4:44pm
I sincerely hope you make it through the storm ok and you are not too far in Gustav's path, and that your animals are safe as well.
On topic, I hope my hatred of Moore came through on my post. And in reading comments on other news outlets, there are actually people defending this prick for saying it, because of some retard right-wingers praying for rain during Obama's speech, and because Ann Coulter is a crazy bitch. Ugh. Like those two things make what he said ok.
ROFL he thinks Mccain would ask Michelle Obama to run with him???
I'll have some of what this asshat's smoking..
"bugging the fuck out."
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by misriveria on August 31, 2008 - 4:41pm
Don't forget, he spearheaded the super-effective "Vote or Die" campaign 4 years ago.
I hope the sarcasm is obvious in that post.
Kate- Hate Moore, but LOVE your uncommon sense! The Dems were all on top of the Republicans for blaming Katrina on the decadence festival, and yet the same is happening when it appears to be the other way around. Can't both parties just shut the hell up and hope everyone weathers this well?!
Holy Shit, it's coincidence, what a coincidence! Many people will lose their belongings and, God forbid, their lives to this storm! People need to have some fucking respect and gratitude that they are not a part of it! I was not even considering attending or even watching the Republican Convention and we are getting hit hard here in my part Texas... tell me that the animals in my sanctuary deserve that, please, because they are SO partisan! Fuckers.
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And just think, we have another 2 months of political posturing to endure.
What has Diddy done for the benefit of the world. Somehow I dont think making the band 1-4 is very beneficial. One would think he would do something to help his home bros and siss's to better them selves.
not going to watch that
so did he get that fucked up mouth of his fixed yet?
What a stupid dumbfuck. This douchbag needs to shut his hole.
Just wait...how long before he disses her about the goofy names she gave her kids. That would be rich. This fucktard. I hate him.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
I don't know about crackheads, but there are a ton of alcoholics and at least one black person I know of for sure who lives in Alaska. Crackheads tend not to vote anyway, although they're good fundraisers.
Diddy's guidance would be much more useful in getting Tyson to wax his bush.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by yiooooooo on August 31, 2008 - 3:16pm
Remember, McCain, a MAN, made that decision. I rest my case.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Oh, PufDiddyCombsSean, in your own ignorant way, you're not saying anything some of us didn't think for at least a split second.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts1-mDnmXPg
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"I think you better pop another pill cause that's crazy."
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I dont like Diddy in fact I think he is a idiot, But why did they choose Sarah?? to get hilary's suporters?? do they think we woman are that stupid??
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by kate773 on August 31, 2008 - 4:13pm.
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I totally feel you. Extremism, in any form, hurts the rational majority. Nothing is black and white. There are always shades of gray.
Not that I'm a fan of Palin, but what the hell does the lack of black people in Alaska have to do with anything? Wait, don't answer that. That would require making sense of another stupid, uneducated, sheltered celebrity spouting off at the mouth about politics. Just because they have the public eye they think we care what they think. If there are any celebrities reading this - Please just sit there and look pretty.
Anyone else read that Michael Moore said Gustav was proof that God existed because it was going to disrupt the RNC? 1 million people displaced from their homes, many may not have homes to come back to, and this douchebag is fucking gloating. God I hate him. I hate extremists of either party, and I don't use the word "hate" often.
pfft...
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