Sunday, August 31st 2008

Diddy Is Making Me Dizzy


I love Diddy's fucked up video rants, but this one is better viewed with your eyes closed. Diddy spinning the camera around isn't doing my hangover any favors. While watching this shit, I kept stomping my leg down thinking I was on a playground spinner.

In his newest video, Diddy doesn't understand why John McCain chose the chick from Alaska as his running mate. According to Diddy, there is nothing going on in Alaska. Diddy isn't even sure if there are any black people or crackheads living in Alaska.

Somewhere in Alaska there's a black guy and a cracked out polar bear, sitting in an igloo, crying icy tears over the fact that the almighty Diddy doesn't know they're alive.



He is an ignorant piece of shit, all he cares about is if there are black people in Alaska... what does that have to do with anything? she's wrong for running for vice president because alaska doesn't have black people? is it me or is he a racist bastard? judging a person because her state doesn't have black people... this blog and the one with him talking about how people should send him oil shows how much of a prick he is...

I remember when he was NOTHING when Biggie was alive, he was Biggies BITCH

Diddy you can go fuck yourself

cadebra1961's picture

And I thought Amy Wino was gone. Diddy-dickhead is on 10x as much drugs. Crack. Weed. Exstacy. LSD. 'shrooms. heroin. meth. coke. jaegermeister. tequila. SPeed.

Alaska muthafucka?
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Someone mentioned the Diddiot's Burger King commercials. That made me remember one of them, which to me summed up everything I think about the Diddiot. It's the one where he calls the BK manager in the middle of the night, and makes him open up the restaurant just for him. Diddiot shows up with his entourage, and the manager tries to high-five him. Diddiot just looks at the manager like he's a social disease. Asshole.

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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.

I am so fucking dizzy right now, I want to puke.

Diddy Obama blog! Diddy Obama blog!....
Arrrrggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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m's picture

Oh there are black people in Alaska... and you can bet Baby's-Daddy-Levi is one of them.

Put a black man in the white house or else as far as Puff Daddy is concerned or P Diddy or Dip Shit or whatever he's calling himself these days. He has WAY too much time on his hands at the present. Wonder what he's doing for the people of Louisiana, Mississippi and other states that are hurting w/ Gustav? All he needs to do is get a grip and get a life !

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Apparently there are no black people, crackheads or criminals in Alaska. Diddy's own words. What is he trying to tell us ? I work only with conventional wisdom, this pseudo, clandestine rhetoric has me all tied up in knots...

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@PSL.. maybe just maybe, he should stick to other people writing and talking for him, he's his own nemisis...

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 1, 2008 - 1:09pm.

I am a drunken slut who loves to pose ass to ass with my sister in a limo. See?

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Yeah, but I couldn't find a pic of a 450 pound bald woman with a third nipple wearing polka dots.

Oh, btw... slut.

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of course he can act....act the damn fool!

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Thorny, he was on Broadway too....."A Raisin In The Sun" (movie was the same). He got good reviews, so maybe he can act, he just sounds like an asshole when he has his own "script"....

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Didn't he make a movie recently. I would have loved to have been in the casting room when the cracked out reprobate suggested Diddy would be good for the lead. I think I would have laughed so hard my prostrate would have fallen out..

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Years later and I still cannot understand why this guy has earned a dime.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 1, 2008 - 1:13pm.
@Speak

Kangaroo, Koala, or Emus...you like aussie critters...

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I settled on a strawberry poison dart frog from Central America. The color goes good with my eyes. *blink blink*

Find your doggie! Oh, that reminds me. I wonder how Miss Priss is doing.

EmmaB's picture

I will never take anyone who goes by 'P Diddy' seriously.

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Submitted by Thornhill on September 1, 2008 - 1:37pm.

15 and more to come?!?!.. yep, time to find out what a shotgun tastes like....

see ya all in the night time!!

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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."

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@ESE...The last thing I'm thinking of late at night is clogging my arteries full of cow...

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He's made 15 more of these rants, and there's more to come. Oh Lordy..

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Submitted by Thornhill on September 1, 2008 - 1:30pm.

but he's good at telling people Burger King is open late... for what it's worth... that in itself should help people cut down on fast food

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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."

Thornhill's picture

Diddy is not helping, Obama or himself..

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Okay I listened for a whole 10 seconds and not only was I dizzy but I couldn't follow his idiot talk. you know I'm sayin? LOL. What an idiot. Fall off a cliff already, you sack of shit.

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AAAAAEEEE DEB, GO FIND YOUR DOGGIE.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 1, 2008 - 1:21pm.

not that i know much about dogs(i have always had cats) but, my brother always lights the bbq grill when his deaf dog goes missing

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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."

DebFrmHell's picture

Everyone,
My dog is at my auntie's house and he has been missing for hours now. I am very distressed. He is an old boy and he can't hear you call him. Been gone for almost 5 hours without water...

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@Speak

Kangaroo, Koala, or Emus...you like aussie critters...

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Thornhill's picture

@speakit...Find something of interest to you and google a pic...

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@Mel-Tang...so long as you don't leave your particulars only you will know if your a fool or not..

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speakit, your avie must be a proper representation of "you".

I am a drunken slut who loves to pose ass to ass with my sister in a limo. See?

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Murray: Bands shouldn't have girlfriends - ok? You'll lose your female fanbase. Look at Wham, you never saw Wham with girlfriends - that's how they kept the women wanting them.
-Flight Of The Conchords

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Submitted by speakit on September 1, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Okay Debfrmhell, just for yoooooooooooouuuuu
um, but I don't know what kind of avie. suggestions?

hehehe... i just googled "speak it" and went to images.... it pulled up Sam Jackson in "pulp Fiction" glory pointin' a gun!

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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."

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Submitted by speakit on September 1, 2008 - 5:05pm.

Rocky Dennis.

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@ESE... they be laughing with you my friend..
@speakit..leaving the trap open is good fer catching flies...
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Okay Debfrmhell, just for yoooooooooooouuuuu

um, but I don't know what kind of avie. suggestions?

DebFrmHell's picture

@Speak, I wish you would get an avie! It is soo much easier to find you that way. I like our comments.

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Thornhill's picture

I didn't know that the government were responsible for naming him Sean Combs. He's gonna bring out his crew to vote in Nov, I hope they know how to spell X...

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Submitted by Thornhill on September 1, 2008 - 12:58pm.
I've always found that if your a genius or a fool, so long as you keep yer trap shut no-one will ever know.

i now know why people point and laugh at me at parties

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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."

Submitted by Thornhill on September 1, 2008 - 12:58pm.
I've always found that if your a genius or a fool, so long as you keep yer trap shut no-one will ever know.

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Hell, you're no fun! Open the trap, thorny.

Mine doesn't close. I was born that way.

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THorny,
The genius falls in knowing when to keep your yapper shut.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 1, 2008 - 12:56pm.

an only child?!?!... come on!... have i not told you i'm Irish?!LOL!.... 2 brothers, 1 sister... and that low number is only 'cause they got divorced!

OT: i just gotta... i don't care

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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."

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Submitted by Thornhill on September 1, 2008 - 11:58am.
I've always found that if your a genius or a fool, so long as you keep yer trap shut no-one will ever know.

Until you take one of those "How smart are you?" quizzes on the internets. :)

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I've always found that if your a genius or a fool, so long as you keep yer trap shut no-one will ever know.

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Most of what you worry about, never happens..
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ESE is a mere pup, Angel!
His dad is just 66! I am very excited but I had to promise not to kill him. ESE liked his daad.
ESE, are you an only child?

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@ESE...I think he stole a riff from a Police song too...Much ado bout nuttin..

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WildBee's picture

Diddy certainly isn't helping Obama's cause. Quite the opposite.

angel_i's picture

DebFrmHell:
Hi!

Ok, but how OLD does a guy gotta be to be ESE's DAD?!?!?

PS. Old guys still like sex. Don't ask me how I know that:)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 1, 2008 - 12:46pm.

on topic camp?!?!.... they'll never take me alive!!!LOL!

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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."

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@AI and DFH...Sup..

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Submitted by Thornhill on September 1, 2008 - 12:46pm.

i haven't seen all that much of him, but what sticks out the most in my mind right off the bat is his rendition of Queen's "another one bites the dust"... can't think of any other at the moment(drinkin') but i'm pretty sure i've never heard or seen him "perform" anything original

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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."

DebFrmHell's picture

Hi Angel and Thorny!

We be trying to hook me up (more from my side) with ESE's daddy. I sound like I know what I am doing but the reality is I think I forgot sex by now...LOL. very much hoping it is like a bicycle.

OT: Puff Poof Pappy?

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 1, 2008 - 12:45pm.

trust me, mom won't care... after their divorce... she'd probobly be more on the side of kill him!LOL!

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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."

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