What Does Sharon Osbourne Send to Her Enemies for Christmas?

Sharon Osbourne said that she sends her enemies a very special pressie for Christmas:

"I must have a thing, not about shitting, but about sending it to people. I've done it for an awfully long time. I suppose I find it funny. I mean, I don't just do it to anybody. They have to have done something really bad. The last turd? Three ... No, four years ago: when the first review came out of The Osbournes. And it was from a newspaper in America, a very legit one, not the American version of the Mirror or The Sun. The journalist said something about my kids being fat, and how unappealing that was. And I thought any journalist worth their salt would never write that about children in the society that we live in today. I said: 'I heard you've got an eating disorder. Eat this.'"

Isn't that illegal. She is full of caca anyway, so methinks she has a lot leftover.

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