Sunday, August 31st 2008

Another Score For The Gold Diggers Of The World!

Deborah Lin is my favorite ho of the day! The 40-year-old "former model" married 46-year-old James Gandolfini in her hometown of Honolulu, Hawaii yesterday. The gold diggers are taking over the world. Watch out BABIES!!!

Okay, Deborah might not be a gold digger, but would you marry Tony Soprano if he didn't have money coming out of his chunky ass? Answer me that!

The two became engaged late 2007 after going public with their relationship earlier in the year.

The wedding was attended by a bunch of hos. Deborah was a dress. James wore a tuxedo. They ate cake and they danced. Typical wedding shit. A witness told People, "It was amazing. James ate the whole fucking cake in one gulp! I've never seen anything like that before." No, the witness said, "There was a nice big kiss at the end with both hands on the cheeks. They looked great."

Well done, Deborah! Although, she's working hard for that money! Her arms must be sore as fuck from having to hold up James' FOPA while riding his willy all the time.

Posted by: Michael K


Mrs_Doherty's picture

I'd probably hit it. He aint that sexy, but he looks like fun.

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joanne's picture

Why does that nice big kiss remind of John Belushi being a zit.

soul's picture

He looks happy, thats all that matters.*cough*
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Manimal5's picture

I'm sure he made her an offer she couldn't refuse.

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woodhorse's picture

His "chunky ass" is also extemely GEIGH. See BLINDITEMSEXPOSED.COM.

Almost all the really cute ones are ghey. I love Robert Downey Jr. most truly but I wouldn't check myself into a mental ward if I found out he was The Gay.

bambam's picture

not to imply that it's 100% all the time, but there is a component of not being able to relate to your own kind involved here and some sense of controlling the relationship.

i got a neighbor who's a nice enuf guy in his own way but he married a black woman who's kinda meek. he's got control over everything in their relationship. i don't think he could deal with women of his own culture.

then again maybe he just likes the sisters.

FritoDorito's picture

I love James Gandolfini. He reminds me of my dad ( they were born in the same year, apparently) very shy and sweet.
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Morrissey's picture

I agree, LA...

I dunno. I'd do him. I'd probably fall hard, too. He's got an incredible presence.

He's shy, sweet, humble, real -- rarities, these days. Some of what beauty is does come from within... Yes, he's overweight, but he takes care of himself, odd as it is, in other ways.

I'll give you an example, dlisters. (how NICE of me! :p ) He was doing a movie after the sopranos blew up (The Mexican, i think), and he spoke to EVERYONE on set. no airs about this man, none whatsoever. he ended up even dating and becoming engaged to a PA! (A GREAT, beautiful girl, for what it's worth.) They're obviously not together anymore, but still -

All that when he couldve had his pick of anyone... he judges from what's within, as well. :)

JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME TO ME!!!! I'M STILL HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ahh, COUGH* sorry :p

But seriously -- a great guy, Jim Gandolfini. *sigh* ;)

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Submitted by mharker on August 31, 2008 - 3:20pm.

I don't know, DR. FUNK, white girls are pretty good at gold digging, too.
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I look at the way White chix dig for gold...and the way Asian chix do it.I'm reminded of the way that the American auto industry lost it's global dominance: The Asian models were more affordable...better built...with clever accessories.:->

Carmeloh's picture

*Dry Heave* Ew, rather her than me...

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DR.FUNK's picture

I once had my regular spot for pedicures in Beverly Hills.It was CRAWLING with hot Asian babes.The owner was this hot Vietnamese Dragon Bitch.The chix who "worked" for her were Thai & Viet.I swear girlie was pimpin' those hoes to the studio execs & other assorted male moneybags who otherwise could'nt get laid in a whorehouse.Serious mail order bride territory.

Gypsytrill's picture

MK--I used to live in Honolulu, and that church is the one used by rich Japanese who fly over to Hawaii just to have an "American-style wedding". They have no ties or connections to the church, they just come over to get married there cuz it is cheaper than in Japan.
It is not unusual to see lines of limos at the church, as couple after couple gets married there. Like an assembly line, or a Vegas wedding chapel.
If I still lived in Hawaii, I would NEVER get married in THAT particular church, just because of that reputation, although it is a nice church, very old and very traditional. (which is what the Japanese are looking for)

StudLy GoLightLy's picture

After the horror of his first wife & divorce, I'm stunned he'd take the plunge again. Men are so needy...

Met him once; he is VERY shy & still, although he struck up a brief if amusing conversation with me. In a darkened lounge at the height of my Sopranos-love, I found him super sexy. But then again, I like bears.

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mharker's picture

I don't know, DR. FUNK, white girls are pretty good at gold digging, too.

LA's picture

but would you marry Tony Soprano if he didn't have money coming out of his chunky ass? Answer me that!

Actually, I would. There is something oddly very sexy about James Gandolfini.

I don't care what anyone says, I'd let J.G. hate-fuck the holy hell out of me.

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DR.FUNK's picture

Asian chix are THEEE BEST at gold-digging.Could a dorky...OR JOVIALLY FAT white guy get laid if it were'nt for twinkie-ass white worshipping Asian broads?! Probably not.

Haribo's picture

no way he is 46. more like 66! and yeah, the woman is 1000% a gold digger. who would sleep with this guy?! come on!?

paris herpes's picture

He probably doesn't only breathe hard during eating but during sex. How much is he worth again? I hope for her sake at least a 10-15 million (probably more). Golddiggers always need to sacrifice!

Your face!

angel_i's picture

LOL! And completely off-topic, I just noticed that all the whining about cellulite butt got us an even better ad. But those words just make me wanna give the poor girl a cookie! That can't be right.

PS. James seems like a cool guy and some ladies ARE chubby chasers, after all - it could happen!

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senoritame's picture

I wonder if he breathes as hard as he did on the sopranos,that always bugged the shit out of me.

chin chin's picture

fuuuuucccccccccckkkkk he's fugly

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Rem Koolhaas's picture

Those mail-order brides are looking more and more realistic each year.

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"It was amazing. James ate the whole fucking cake in one gulp! I've never seen anything like that before." No, the witness said....

HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
MK is one funny bastard, aint dat de troof!!

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Pffft. Oh, yeah. She looks THRILLED to be on his arm.

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girl_cheese's picture

It's true - if Gandolfini was your local insurance agent, she would've kicked him to the curb ... well, she never would've gotten close enuf to kick him to the curb ... anyway, from a distance she wouldn't have looked at him twice

mharker's picture

"Deborah was a dress"?

I know it's a typo, but it sounds funny--it implies that she was nothing more than a mannequin for Gandofini to wed.

Spoiled's picture

"There was a nice big kiss at the end with both hands on the cheeks..."

I can picture little Debbie grabbing two great big handfuls of James' ass cheeks now - ah, romance!

Aphid's picture

"There was a nice big kiss at the end with both hands on the cheeks."

That's exactly how I want to do it at my wedding, both hands on each other's asses.

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