Dear Maury, Your Assistance Is Needed
Everybody and their pet fish has been e-mailing me this story, so obviously that's a sign that I must post it. This is basically some Bree Van de Kamp shit. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, the chick who is running as McCain's VP, is being accused of faking one of her pregnancies. The Daily Kos thinks Sarah's teenage daughter, Bristol, is the real mother of Trig Paxton Van Palin.
Yes, Bristol and Trig. Sarah also has three other kids named Track, Willow and Piper. I think they were named after Pottery Barn candle scents.
Anydrama, the rumor is that Sarah, a pro-lifer, pretended to be pregnant while her then 16-year-old daughter was the one who was really carrying baby Trig. Escandalo! Here's some of the shit the Daily Kos is claiming:
In March, Sarah told everyone she was 7-months pregnant. Everyone including her staff said they were shocked to find out, because she didn't look pregnant to them. They also said she's always been thin, because she's a runner or some shit.Sarah's 16-year-old daughter Bristol was taken out of her high school for 5 to 8 months. The high school was told Bristol had mono.
While attending some Republican convention in Texas, Sarah began leaking amniotic fluid one month before her due date. She didn't check into the hospital. She gave her speech and then got on an 8-hour flight back to Alaska.
Sarah gave birth in a hospital 45-minutes from the airport. Trig, who was born with Down Syndrome, was one month premature. Sarah was back to work 3 days later.
I left out of a ton of details. Visit here, here and here if you give an eff. On the other side, there are a few pictures with Sarah sort of looking knocked up. Gawker also has a post claiming Bristol was in a car accident when she would have been seven months pregnant. The dude involved in the accident with Bristol said she "really didn't look pregnant," but he wasn't really staring at her belly.
I'm so confused. Maybe I'm the one who gave birth to baby Trig. Shit, maybe I'm the father. Maury! Please help us! It's the only way we can solve any of this. Bring them all on a very special episode of "The Maury Povich" show. I want Cindy McCain to read the DNA results though. That's if she can read it through her Vicodin haze. I also want Tina Fey and Megan Mullally to appear on the episode just so I can see them next to Sarah Palin.
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Submitted by diegovatrilla on August 31, 2008 - 11:30pm.
The only women I know who do not regret their abortions are callus bitches with little regard for anything except themselves.
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So why the hell would you want those types of women to NOT be able to abort and have countless children? Put your dunce cap on now and go sit in the corner. Thanks
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Gladyslove, didn't I tell you to shut up?
You too Diego.
I am all for birth control and sterilization. I think many many many more people should opt for it. I just don't think that abortion should be an option. To consider a viable baby a parasite is not only really offensive but also incredible stupid. The only women I know who do not regret their abortions are callus bitches with little regard for anything except themselves.
Submitted by gladyslove on August 31, 2008 - 11:26pm.
You didn't answer my question. I reallyreallyreally want to know how you suggest our economy and environment will support an extra 1 million UNWANTED humans being added every year.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 31, 2008 - 10:11pm.
I can be nice as pie to 'pro-lifers' and I understand where they get their beliefs from and am fine with it.
What I absolutely CAN NOT tolerate is people touting those lying propaganda websites. Believe whatever you want and be disgusted with we who have had abortions, but do not try to influence other people using lies and lying websites.
The assumptions people have about people who abort are ridiculous and these 'pro-lifers' who hint around that 'you have no idea how much I know' acting as if they have aborted, are full of shit. If they have had to make that difficult choice, they wouldn't scoff at others who had to.
Besides the fact, are they really acting as if women who put a child up for adoption or keep a child after an unwanted pregnancy are all happy and glad they didn't make a different choice? They conveniently ignore those who may regret putting a child up for adoption or carrying a pregnancy to term.
McCain is energizing his base and that base is what elects the Senators and Representatives. Soon there will be a majority in both houses in the Republicans favor.
The democrat base is dwindling and the registration numbers prove it.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 31, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Diego's personality is already an excellent form of birth control.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
@DeigoV,
I do however have two questions. Do you or your partner use any kind of protection? If not, do you use abstinemce?
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Submitted by speakit on September 1, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Gladys, Christ why bother, ya know, sometimes protection fails. ?
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Y'know what I think is facking hilarious? That human beings think, ney, BELIEVE they have ANY control over nature.
Just excuse me for one moment while I clear my throat *GUSTAV*
Human all too human. *sigh*
Anyroo Speakit, here's more proof that nature rules over man and that continental break and isolation from man is a really good thing: The itchy kangaroo. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxCylOy79_E
"when McCain is elected there is going to be a big swing back to the right."
Sorry honey, if McCain is elected he's going to have to deal with a Democrat majority in both houses of congress. They will NOT be in a mood to roll over and play dead.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 31, 2008 - 11:18pm.
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Pro-life=Big fucking hypocrites. Does anyone with more than 2 brain cells actually fall for their propaganda anymore?
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Why I love Mimi
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html
Submitted by gladyslove on August 31, 2008 - 11:16pm.
Evolved??? Into what??? An immoral degenerate??
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I have yet to meet many people with as much moral fiber as myself. But you hold on to that false sense of superiority, let it carry you through life. Because you sure don't have common sense on your side.
Submitted by gladyslove on August 31, 2008 - 11:16pm.
Okay then, what do you suggest is the solution to the rampant overpopulation and our already-stretched-thin social welfare system? In other words, who is going to take care of the 1 million plus fetuses that would otherwise be aborted each year? Are you gonna adopt em all yourself? Want your taxes raised 20%? What, then? Saying, "The parents should be responsible for raising them" ain't an answer and you know it.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 31, 2008 - 11:09pm.
Thank you, sorry I edited my post, murderers not murdered... anyway, this crap makes me soo mad. The "pro-lifers" are mostly the ones that entirely make the NRA and love hunting, they are also the most greatly proponents of death penatly. Asswipes, pick your battle either every life is precious or none is. There is no "only if" crap.
Looks to me like a lot of bible thumping two faced people are invading D-listed. I almost miss the in-fighting.
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"As for abortion, it never ceases to amaze me the assholes that sit around and say that women who have abortions live a whole life of regret and will die sooner... so not true. If you so love these unwanted babies, start adopting them or don't talk to me about shit. I hate people that claim they are pro-life, but only for this limited purpose, some of these people that spew this crap will force someone to have an unwanted kid, but are against any government program to help these unwanted kids when they start growing up because it is their hard earned money (how Jesus Christ of them -- eye roll) and when this child grows up unwanted and becomes a murderer then they are pro their death. Bunch of asses."
Amen!!! Bottom line, you want all these unwanted kids in the world, you'd better be willing to donate your tax dollars towards their care and upbringing (or adopt em yourself). Why the HELL would you wish for a child to be brought into a situation where neither parent wants it or is prepared to raise it?
And that argument goes DOUBLE for the anti-birth-control pro-lifers.
And, somewhat back on topic, here you've got an anti-birth-control pro-lifer who ALSO thinks that humans are not the cause of global warming... yep, sounds like VP material to me! Jesus Christ.
Submitted by jussayin on August 31, 2008 - 11:16pm.
The same people that don't want people to have abortions are the same people who don't want them to have birth control, who don't want them to be on welfare if they need it, won't allocate any money to educate that child, and probably will keep us in situations so that child ends up dying in a war at the age of 18!
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That's pretty much it in a nutshell.
Submitted by Mopa on August 31, 2008 - 11:13pm.
God doesn't reward ignorance.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Evolved??? Into what??? An immoral degenerate??Get Ready, because when McCain is elected there is going to be a big swing back to the right.
The same people that don't want people to have abortions are the same people who don't want them to have birth control, who don't want them to be on welfare if they need it, won't allocate any money to educate that child, and probably will keep us in situations so that child ends up dying in a war at the age of 18!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Pro-life is such a fucking hypocritical phrase... they are pro-fetus, not pro-living-breathing-people-who-are-already-here. They are also pro-human-fetus, not pro-animal.
Talk to a victim of incest who has been forced to carry their sibling to term and then tell people that abortion is ALWAYS wrong. And if it's not ALWAYS wrong, then it must not be murder -- so it must be okay for people to make THEIR OWN FUCKING CHOICE about it. Unless you want to raise my fetus, don't tell me what to do with it.
And most of the people on this board can tell you that birth control is not always 100% accurate! Ask my mom, it failed 3 times for her :)
"Submitted by gladyslove on August 31, 2008 - 10:05pm.
I pray to God in heaven that the Supreme Court will overturn Roe v Wade."
You must be really busy then, how on earth do you find time for dlisted? 35 years and your prayers haven't been answered yet. You mustn't be doing a very good job.
I like peaceful puddies. I have one myself.
Submitted by gladyslove on August 31, 2008 - 11:03pm.
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A fetus isn't a living, breathing human being until 22 weeks when it can then live outside the mother's body. Anytime before that, it's a fucking parasite. If scientists who have degrees and study this shit most of their lives can't even determine when a fetus is actually a person and when conception actually begins, what the hell makes you think YOU can?
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Why I love Mimi
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html
@Mopa,
I believe that in a public forum everyone has the right to voice their opinions. To go into a rant is just pointless on all sides. Enough rants and you just tune them out. If people say things to hurt another DLister, I have been known to be quite pissy. Read, dissimulate what you want, then apply it to have a view of bigger pictures.
If someone has a different opinon than mine, that is really a reflection of how we are raised. I was raised poor/abused by a single parent. I didn't want to perpetuate that life to a life like mine in the long run.
I am a peaceful puddy. ((well, most of the time))
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Gladys, Christ why bother, ya know, sometimes protection fails. ?
Submitted by LogicalThinking on August 31, 2008 - 10:09pm.
What are her qualifications again? I love it how you say the democrats here are just spewing the party line that she is not qualified but then you turn around and use the republican party line.....LOL
As for abortion, it never ceases to amaze me the assholes that sit around and say that women who have abortions live a whole life of regret and will die sooner... so not true. If you so love these unwanted babies, start adopting them or don't talk to me about shit. I hate people that claim they are pro-life, but only for this limited purpose, some of these people that spew this crap will force someone to have an unwanted kid, but are against any government program to help these unwanted kids when they start growing up because it is their hard earned money (how Jesus Christ of them -- eye roll) and when this child grows up unwanted and becomes a murderer then they are pro their death. Bunch of asses. ____________________________________________
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An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Wake up, gladys. Look around you. It's fucking 2008, and many of us have actually evolved.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 31, 2008 - 11:07pm.
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*standing ovation* Fuck these prolifers up the ass with no lube!
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Why I love Mimi
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html
Submitted by jussayin on August 31, 2008 - 11:04pm.
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LOL, beats me. Hell, these anti abortion types actually make me contemplate sewing up my vajayjay altogether.
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Why I love Mimi
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/mariah-carey-is.html
Submitted by speakit on August 31, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Also funny how many medications I hear advertised on television with those side effects and worse. The FDA must have missed those.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
"If a pill left women with a higher risk of breast cancer, suicide, depression, alcohol and drug abuse, cervical cancer and other things the FDA would never allow it to be on the market. Abortion does all of those things and more yet people shrug it off as nothing."
Funny I've never suffered any of those things. Nor was it a difficult decision, nor do I regret it. What I do regret is not having the opportunity to tell the protesters grabbing me and begging me to change my mind, that not a damn thing they said could have changed my situation. They didn't care about me, my family, or that 'baby'. All they cared about was pushing their beliefs on me. I'm not a damn bit sorry and if you think that's a negative reflection on me as a person or as a mother, then you can take your narrowminded, uneducated, blind herd following lips and kiss my PROCHOICE, educated, at peace with my decision ass.
I pray to God in heaven that the Supreme Court will overturn Roe v Wade.
Submitted by gladyslove on August 31, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Rape?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 31, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Don't sweat it - that poster's none too bright and probably should've ended up just being a stain on daddy's bed sheet.
...why is it those who are anti abortion seem to be the type of people that make you think it's not always such a bad idea?
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
It is not a choice, it is a baby, a living, viable human being. It is not your choice to determine its life or death. Your choice is to use birth control or abstain. There is no excuse in this day of great birth control options to get pregnant if you don't want to.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 31, 2008 - 9:55pm.
I know you are trying to be kind, but anyone that uses that website to try to get to people deserves NO respect. Sorry, but I put up with these types of people for many years on this issue and it's very frustrating.
There is no excuse for people not getting reliable, unbiased information. It's out there and easy to find. They aren't interested in anything except for making people feel bad that don't agree with what they want.
And here come the rabid pro-lifers that have had accounts for all of 10 minutes. I really love this quote, "If women actually cared about the lives and health of other women they would never ever encourage abortion." diegovatrilla on August 31, 2008 - 10:46pm
Are you fucking serious? Because making abortions illegal will make it safe and healthy for women? Besides, nobody is "encouraging" abortion, we simply want to have the CHOICE to decide what WE want to do with OUR own bodies, not some hack in a government office somewhere that thinks he knows what is best for MY body. Give me a damn break! Keep your bullshit propaganda the fuck away from my body and my CHOICE. Oh and fuck Sarah Palin.
Ahem. Now I feel better.
/rant off
and for those that keep saying one has more or less experience than the other, the ones in power now (and i don't need to name them )have so called "experience"...are you truly satisfied when the job they're doing? i know i'm not...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Submitted by jussayin on August 31, 2008 - 10:52pm.
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Don't sweat it - that poster's none too bright and probably should've ended up just being a stain on daddy's bed sheet.
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Why I love Mimi
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html
Logical Thinking:
First of all Obama is not "MY" Obama. MY first choice turned out to be a typical scummy womanizer, how about that??
But since he never made it to my state's primary, I voted for Hillary.
But the majority voted for Obama, so now I will support him. I would rather cut off my right arm than vote for McCain! More years of BUSH??? No way!
And his choice of veep just re-enforces how out of touch he is!
Submitted by diegovatrilla on August 31, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Debfrmhell don't assume that I have no idea what I am talking about.
Just as I made no assumptions about you or your values. I believe I said more power to you that you, your friends, and family that you had never been put in my position. Just as you want me to see thru your eyes, I try to get you to see thru mine. IMO, it is good to learn from both sides.
I merely told my story. I treated you with respect, despite your stance and I think it fair that you do the same.
Thank you.
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Submitted by diegovatrilla on August 31, 2008 - 9:46pm.
I pity poor, gullible people like you. Honestly, it's just sad, with the wealth of reputable information out there, that people resort to not only relying on bad information, but worse, spreading it around.
where the fuck do you get off telling Deb what she will regret?
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Submitted by diegovatrilla on August 31, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Way to spread the rabidly biased propaganda sites there darling.
Here is an actual unbiased, medical site with information on abortion. I know you'll never look at it though.
http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/ss5609a1.htm
What a can of worms this story has opened up! I'm going to sleep now but I can't wait to wake up in the morning to see what the major news agencies have to say about this. Hopefully McCain will find his bearings and pick a more reasonable candidate by Thursday.
Submitted by kay_s on August 31, 2008 - 9:30pm.
To make it easier, there is a term to use for this when it comes to a presidential election. It's called Swiftboating.
Just for future reference.
I know republicans would never do that though.
Hey, wait a minute........
Debfrmhell xoxox
Maybe someday I'll tell my story ;)
Dems got nothing so they make shit up. Fucking idiots.
Logical Thinking: It is sort of like Clay Aiken coming on here with the user name Hetero Fucking.
Does anyone know if her camp has responded to these allegations yet? I don't see anything on CNN except about the hurricane. I'm sure the truth will come out somehow.
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