Dear Maury, Your Assistance Is Needed
Everybody and their pet fish has been e-mailing me this story, so obviously that's a sign that I must post it. This is basically some Bree Van de Kamp shit. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, the chick who is running as McCain's VP, is being accused of faking one of her pregnancies. The Daily Kos thinks Sarah's teenage daughter, Bristol, is the real mother of Trig Paxton Van Palin.
Yes, Bristol and Trig. Sarah also has three other kids named Track, Willow and Piper. I think they were named after Pottery Barn candle scents.
Anydrama, the rumor is that Sarah, a pro-lifer, pretended to be pregnant while her then 16-year-old daughter was the one who was really carrying baby Trig. Escandalo! Here's some of the shit the Daily Kos is claiming:
In March, Sarah told everyone she was 7-months pregnant. Everyone including her staff said they were shocked to find out, because she didn't look pregnant to them. They also said she's always been thin, because she's a runner or some shit.Sarah's 16-year-old daughter Bristol was taken out of her high school for 5 to 8 months. The high school was told Bristol had mono.
While attending some Republican convention in Texas, Sarah began leaking amniotic fluid one month before her due date. She didn't check into the hospital. She gave her speech and then got on an 8-hour flight back to Alaska.
Sarah gave birth in a hospital 45-minutes from the airport. Trig, who was born with Down Syndrome, was one month premature. Sarah was back to work 3 days later.
I left out of a ton of details. Visit here, here and here if you give an eff. On the other side, there are a few pictures with Sarah sort of looking knocked up. Gawker also has a post claiming Bristol was in a car accident when she would have been seven months pregnant. The dude involved in the accident with Bristol said she "really didn't look pregnant," but he wasn't really staring at her belly.
I'm so confused. Maybe I'm the one who gave birth to baby Trig. Shit, maybe I'm the father. Maury! Please help us! It's the only way we can solve any of this. Bring them all on a very special episode of "The Maury Povich" show. I want Cindy McCain to read the DNA results though. That's if she can read it through her Vicodin haze. I also want Tina Fey and Megan Mullally to appear on the episode just so I can see them next to Sarah Palin.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 1, 2008 - 2:01am.
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 1, 2008 - 1:55am.
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Maybe they have Eskimo gaming casinos up there.
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Actually, I think the eskimos get a kick back from the casinos. Tell the Spears family. They can all claim they are eskimos.
Yes I post during the early mornings usually which is late nights here. I'm not usually on now because of the time difference.
Why do I keep thinking this woman looks like a Glamour magazine "don't" as in don't pile it on under the glass to make your eyes look alluring?
Please someone pull up the nzherald.co.nz and look at the banner ad running for John McCain at the top of the paper and tell me why? Why is this guy running these ads down here? Shouldn't he be spending as much money over there on publicity?
Submitted by kacky on September 1, 2008 - 1:49am.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 1, 2008 - 1:46am.
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Well, we do agree on that, at least
Kacky, I always thought we agreed on more. Trust, this bitch talks from both sides... regardless as she loves the NRa and loves anti-abortion, the asses that find that as the reason to vote won't look at more than that -- they are simple folk so they won't notice the fact that she ain't a true republican conservative (who stays at home to rear the kids). This bitch was for Pat Buchannan as pres in 2000.
Oh and TV, are you giving me a go ahead to stalk you?
Well. my parole officer did tell me to stay away from this kind of behavior but since you are giving me the go ahead..... New Jersey hah? LOL.
I got to head to bed, good night.
Kiwi, had a GF go there and she said it was the most beautiful, unspoiled place she had ever been to. It's on the list. I hear Japanese have been snapping up land in Patagonia in case of a shit storm happening in the Northern Hemisphere.
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Submitted by kiwikim on September 1, 2008 - 12:54am.
That is something for Mopa to research! She can use her skills to find out if the ACT scores there actually range higher 13.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 31, 2008 - 7:29pm
I think she lied and the kid's not hers
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They probably just did the Eskimo thing so he would have to be hired under your dumb affirmative action crap because the looser couldn't get a job otherwise.
115,000 people voted for her and she used to walk the runway with too much make up on in some tarty swimsuit and studied journalism. This is what you're going to let run your country when McCain croaks? How is the bitch going to run the country and keep her other daughters from getting preggers. Laura Bush only had time to do it and she was just the president's wife and her kids were grown. Of course, she has the bottle to help her along.
Submitted by kiwikim on August 31, 2008 - 10:50pm.
The igloo is in the back yard. That's where he sleeps when he's not trying to knock up that nobody.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
To be honest, he looks a little like Simon the Metrosexual from Real Housewives of NYC.
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Submitted by kiwikim on September 1, 2008 - 12:47am.
Do you post during the day? I don't remember reading your brilliance before.
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Submitted by kiwikim on August 31, 2008 - 10:50pm.
She says her husband is a native Eskimo. Hah. Did they do that so the family would get some special government benefits? Native Eskimo my ass. Does that unemployed jackass look like an eskimo to you?
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Maybe they have Eskimo gaming casinos up there.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
All you lovelies can immigrate to NZ if McCain wins...but you have to beat down Ms. U first... then I'll ask the lovely Helen Clark to push the papers through.
It's great down here. We've had a woman as PM for many years, and a tranny in Parliament. Very progressive. Did I mention Helen Clark used to be a doctor. We at least require an advanced degree to run the country and we're just a pissy little place. A journalism degree from the University of Idaho. What sort of score on your SAT do you need to get into the university of idaho? What about GPA? Bet she got that bitch by mail too.
She says her husband is a native Eskimo. Hah. Did they do that so the family would get some special government benefits? Native Eskimo my ass. Does that unemployed jackass look like an eskimo to you?
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 1, 2008 - 1:48am.
Why wait?
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 1, 2008 - 1:46am.
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Well, we do agree on that, at least.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 1, 2008 - 1:41am.
If I had a kid, not only would I be out of the house within 3 days, I'd be several states away living under an assumed identity.
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I'm so glad McCain did this. It's a complete disaster. An unemployed husband, a teenage daughter who got pregnant, a VP who looks and acts like Lynn Spears. The man could not be dumber. She only received 115,000 votes and has a BA in Journalism from the University of...IDAHO. Wow. Really competitive. So much better than a Harvard Law Graduate, editor of the law review, and law teacher running the USA. This nightmare is akin to Bush picking his cleaning lady for the Supreme Court.
Apparently she likes to shoot and hunt! Wow. In addition to running while being 7 months pregnant, she shot some moose for her family to eat. She likes mooseburgers. What a winner.
Love the big clothes and the scarf she wears so that no one can tell quite for sure if she's pregnant or not. Too bad the dumb whore didn't also remember to tell her daughter not to wear the tightest clothes possible.
Submitted by kiwikim on September 1, 2008 - 1:39am
I am not sure I can say Trig ain't her kid (so far), but the whole thing about how she is soooo conservative and then leaves her kids, alhtough not a sin for me and a positive if her little husband is home, seems like it may piss the bible thumping asses who think a woman's place is in the home. I still don't understand how this helps McCain, but for the fact that she knows a bit about how to destroy the Alaskan Habitat to feed our SUV's.
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I definitely feel better about having a woman with GROWN children running for president/vice-president. Flame away, I know that's a tad sexist considering we've had male presidents with young children before.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 1, 2008 - 1:41am.
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Ok, now I'm really going to bed! Night, all!
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If I had a kid, not only would I be out of the house within 3 days, I'd be several states away living under an assumed identity.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 1, 2008 - 1:35am.
Submitted by kacky on September 1, 2008 - 1:27am.
I do, their husbands have better hours for kid rearing.... and they, as they should, love that they are in charge. What I have heard about this bitch is that her husband is the stay at home person... but since I only heard about this bitch 2 days ago, I can't confirm that she is the breadwinner. My point was that I do know people who either have to or want to go back to work, they should. It is a fallacy that they should stay at home to bond with the kid 24/7, they can bond with less time than that. Of course, as long as there is one parent there....
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How does this dumb whore and the re-pubie spin machine think they are going to reconcile the "I'm a traditionalist" image she's trying to project with an unemployed husband staying at home and knocking her up with four kids and not being enough of a Dad to keep the teenage daughter from getting preggers? He looks like he walks around with a wife beater on, trimming his goatee and making his dumb bitch wife pregnant so they can collect more welfare.
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Submitted by Mopa on September 1, 2008 - 1:06am.
Inneresting. Did she say she was from Juno? Teen pregnancy joke come true.
Submitted by kacky on September 1, 2008 - 1:29am.
You actually know women who were back at work in 3 days? Is Palin's husband a stay-at-home dad?
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Whatever the garbage truck driving hillbilly is, he's too busy to shave. A goatee??? A goatee in the shite house. The Re-pubies are really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
How will this dumb slut raise her five kids and be a Re-pubie VP? Or will she just let a few more of her kids get knocked up?
Thanks and Goodnight to our Queen!
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Submitted by kacky on September 1, 2008 - 1:27am.
I do, their husbands have better hours for kid rearing.... and they, as they should, love that they are in charge. What I have heard about this bitch is that her husband is the stay at home person... but since I only heard about this bitch 2 days ago, I can't confirm that she is the breadwinner. My point was that I do know people who either have to or want to go back to work, they should. It is a fallacy that they should stay at home to bond with the kid 24/7, they can bond with less time than that. Of course, as long as there is one parent there.... ____________________________________________
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Does anyone know how soon after the birth Bristol was back at school?
CNN just said Gustav has slowed down, so that's something I guess.
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 1, 2008 - 1:33am.
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Goodnight you funny whorz!
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I watched Mopa's vid just now and I have to compliment Palin on her litheness. She walked so fast at 7 months that the interviewer and the camera person had a tough time keeping up with her! And kudos to her bravery to work and fly to the point of labor pains while keeping people like flight attendants clueless as to her condition! How 'Maverick' of her!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
John McCain is paying to advertise at the top of the NZ Herald web site. Has a picture of Obama next to some terrorist asking if it is OK to negotiate with terrorists. This isn't going to endear him to our country. So much for being a genius on foreign policy.
Brangeloonie is non-sectarian.
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Ms. U??? No response to the dog food comment. I understand. bow wow. Enjoy the chow in your old age you fucked up republican whore.
All of you lovely bitches realize that this stupid whore is here to do this...the republicans are paying dumb bitches like this to scan sites and making provoking people to try and leave comments to try and discredit this story. Notice the fairly new profile and the constant linking us to stupid republican christian web sites??? It's probably a relative of our favourite poster....brangeloonie.
You actually know women who were back at work in 3 days? Is Palin's husband a stay-at-home dad? Or did they stick him with a nanny at 72 hours old?
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Why are they interviewing homeless dudes on CNN? Are they the only ones left?
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Submitted by kacky on September 1, 2008 - 1:21am
Hmmm... I get what you are saying but going back to work after 3 days is not wrong....I know plenty of women who go back to work immediately -- that neither makes them a bad woman or a bad mother, without more. A man is just as responsible....
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Down Syndrome can be diagnosed with routine ante natal ultrasound - Down's babies have an extra fold of skin at the base of their skull. Therefore, if she was pregnant, she would have known prior to birth that she was carrying a Down Syndrome baby. Likewise, so would her daughter if it was HER pregnancy.
Make your own conclusions.
If it's really her baby, going back to work when he was only 3 days old is COLD!
How much you want to bet maternity leave is not on her political agenda? I'll bet services to disabled people won't be a high priority either, since she has money to get hers all the care and training he needs.
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Hmmmm? Howdy regulars! It appears that the E.T.A.S. (Emergency Troll Alert System) has slipped from orange to well into the red with this story! I wonder what particular types of trolls these are? The garden variety who are bored and just wish to get their endorphins off by creating havoc? The trolls who are out to destroy a web site because it differs from their sacred opinions? Or special Hit Trolls, the ones paid to spam disinformation about things to any and every blog they can get their grubby fingers on? Gotta love 'omnipotent' posters with less than an hour of membership and the others who hide behind stealth monikers.
As for the topic, I think there is a large bullet hole in the feet of McCain's shoes. With all the choices he had, how did he arrive at this choice? It's laughable to think that anyone thought Palin could sweep in and gather up random votes from disgruntled Clintonites or inject some youth into the age question with some kindergartener from out of the blue. Maybe the willingness to blow Big Oil has its' merits? So many WTFs, so little time.
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Submitted by Ms Underestimated on August 31, 2008 - 11:44pm.
To be honest, I don't care one way or another whether it's her kid or not, but I like to research things, so I was trying to find some unbiased information. It was pretty hard to, but this is what I found to be the least slanted and a reputable source.
There is a video at the bottom to watch. You can fast forward the video until it gets to them knocking on Gov. Palins door.
This is from a month before she gave birth.
http://alaskapodshow.com/index.php/2008/08/30/sarah-palin-pregnancy-scan...
Submitted by speakit on September 1, 2008 - 12:00am.
I like Umbertooooooooooooo !
He never makes a valid point, he's not well written, he makes many grammatical errors. Pretty much the random sampling of any racist.
Only proving how stupid it is.
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I'm not going to go into a detailed political analysis because there is no point. Minds are made up, and I am not trying to convince you of anything. Such insipid ignorance is almost awe-inspiring. I'll leave you to fingering yourself while thinking of Ms. Family Values here. Good night, bitches.
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Submitted by kiwikim on September 1, 2008 - 12:39am.
Submitted by Cooch.Roue on September 1, 2008 - 12:29am.
RELIGIOUS protestants are some of the absolute worst people in America. They can never get off their high horses to see someone else's point of view and are too busy forcing their rules on strangers and (ESPECIALLY) gays to focus on HELPING people and really showing each other love.
Notice I did not say Christians. There are people out there that actually take the doctrines of Christ and try to apply it in a positive way and help people, but those people are few and far between.
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Oh there's evidence accruing? Well I stand corrected then! I really can't stand the suspense for all of this EVIDENCE to come out. Of course you didn't comment on the EVIDENCE of the photo that DailyKos is using that was taken in 2006 but that's okay - I'll wait for all of your evidence to come out! Your unbiased, critical appraisal along with your eloquent writing - 'heinous cunt' certainly couldn't come from a dried up, frustrated, douchebag could it?
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Submitted by Ms Underestimated on September 1, 2008 - 12:44am.
Wow. I guess it's going to be pretty easy to convince you sheep that this has been discredited, even when it hasn't. Can you please provide a link to something other than you retarded propaganda sites that states for a FACT that that kid is Sarah's? Right, I didn't think so. Just because that's an old picture doesn't mean she didn't cover for her daughter. She was out of school for at least FIVE MONTHS during the time of the birth. Um, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know mono doesn't last that long. And if she did in fact get mono, I expect her to be VERY THIN if she had it for more than five months. But I bet she isn't. Since she JUST HAD A BABY.
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Submitted by Jesus Christ on September 1, 2008 - 12:54am.
No, I am not a crackhead. Now, if you don't mind I'm off to download porn
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No, I am not a crackhead. Now, if you don't mind I'm off to download porn.
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Again, Kiwikim you are wrong. At last count there were 23 members who have kids serving in the military. Gov. Palin's eldest son is also in the military and will leave for Iraq in Sept. God it must be so exhausting being a predjudiced, scared, ignorant fool such as yourself! How do you do it?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 1, 2008 - 12:48am.
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Jesus said he can't solve all our fucking problems, lol. We're on our own and stuck with those vapid cuntrags :(
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