Dear Maury, Your Assistance Is Needed

Kiwi's are able to work in Australia too. Get your NZ permanent residency status first, stay here two years so it's permanent, or five years so you get your citizenship, then you can go to Australia and work all you want. But be warned, it's been damned cold and rainy down here lately. Winters here really depress some people. Especially someone that is used the sunny days of Arizona.

People piss on us all the time. So used to it. And in a way, so happy we're off the radar. Peter Jackson fucked us with lord of the rings.

Low taxes, health insurance and easy whores. My kind of country!

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Time to relight Stoney! Bogart HARD!

Kiwi, I can see 1% being very noticeable though! I have a degree luckily. I wonder if there are jobs in Emergency Medical Services (not my degree) for someone like me. My Ozzie friend said it's almost impossible to emigrate to there. Not trying to bring up another country all the time, I just don't personally know any NZers. One of my favorite threats to foreigners is 'Be quiet, or we'll force American style Democracy down your throats!' I guess I could change that over to 'American style politics' now!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken

There is a "man drought" in NZ.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/6/story.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=10529855

Anyway, back to bashing Palin and the Destiny Church. Is the bitch wearing a hair clip to keep her hair up? And why the fleece vests? I'm still stuck on the damn goatee. Can't get over it.

Stoney and KiwiKim

Been reading your posts for the last couple hours and have enjoyed the intelligent conversation. Dont let a little misunderstanding get in the way. Kim, time to get off high horses and Stoney have one or two for me.

If this post has come in too late, disregard.

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p.s. I think american accents count as many points in the getting laid category, though that isn't something immigration will give you any points for unfortunately. They should. Kiwi girls tend to be a little more available (?) sexually. Apparently we have a lot more sex partners than the average-or we're more honest...not sure. People drink a hell of a lot here-then fight and fuck. Lots of pub brawls. But girls in OZ are really available sexually. If you're just looking for sex, you'd do slightly better in OZ.
I know a few brazilians that immigrated to NZ in 2002. Immigration has calmed a bit since then because our dollar went so high. It used to double when you brought over US dollars, but it went almost dollar to dollar making it more expensive to cash out and buy a house here.

Dammit! Nobody wants to come to your tiny, itty bitty, barely visible, puny little not even on the radar I might just swim past it and miss it country.

LOL.

Kidding!

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Damn post finger! I now am going to watch for Heavenly Creatures! Thanks for the info! 'Once' was such a depressing, but well done low budget film. I guess it helped that one actor get into Star Wars as Boba Fet (?), the bounty hunter.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken

Dr. Destructo-
It's a little hard to immigrate, but not impossible. You'd probably want to come down here and get a job offer as it gives you five points for your immigration. It would be hard to get a job when you are still overseas. If you can't get permanent residency, it's still fairly easy to get a work permit for five years.

Here is the link for immigration. It looks complicated, but it's not. You get points for your age (I think max is 10 points between 28 and 32) degree (10 points for a BA) and points for work experience related to your degree. Five points for a job offer which usually puts most people over the points needed. They're really looking for skilled migrants. People that are going to contribute and not spend a lifetime on the dole.

http://www.immigration.govt.nz/

Kiwis aren't hostile to americans, generally speaking. I've always known most to be kind to the people that want to reach out and live here. We never really had any americans here, but after Bush was elected they showed up as 1% of our immigrants. It doesn't sound like much, but before that we literally just had a few coming over.

Sorry, my pot wore off.

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Calm down everyone! Minor misunderstanding and I think we're all pretty much on the same page as far as topic goes. Even if we aren't, if I wanted brawls, I'll head over to X17. Relax. Chill. Enjoy!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken

Calm down everyone! Minor misunderstanding and I think we're all pretty much on the same page as far as topic goes. Even if we aren't, if I wanted brawls, I'll head over to X17. Relax. Chill. Enjoy!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken

Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 1, 2008 - 4:03am.

Kiwi, I once donated to a specific animal shelter and told them not to waste time mailing me expensive recycle bin mail crap.
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Sad for the animals you were hoping to help.
But the plan does work.

Have to watch Flight of the Conchords. I think it's on HBO or some private channel over there. NZ does not have a huge film industry. Peter Jackson made Heavenly Creatures about this murder we had in Christchurch. Starring kate winslet. These two girlfriends killed one of their mothers. One of the girls (Hulme) left NZ after the trial, immigrated to Scotland, changed her name and is now the rich and famous crime novelist Anne Perry. Very creepy. Reminds me of Basic Instinct. The woman character suspected of killing her parents, gets away with it, but whose first novel is about killing her parents. Weird. Google it if you don't believe me. All true. The girls were underage so only spent a few years in jail. Bashed their mom's head in with a rock on a small trek. They had tea first. Very lady like.

Submitted by kiwikim on September 1, 2008 - 2:52am.

And have we not been chatting intelligently all night, and agreeing for the most part? Why did you turn into such a bitch because I called your country small? It is fucking small. I'm sure it's fucking Casablanca and nobody's shit stinks over there. A real fucking heaven on Earth. God, speaking of getting your panties in a wad. Sheesh!

For the record, I am a college-educated Independent who did not vote for Bush and has traveled the world. Not that I should have to defend myself.

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Kiwi, you're making me want to go hunt down my passport and check into immigration laws in Nz! Will an American accent get green fleshed fruit thrown at me? My Ozzie friend says his accent can get him hooked up at any place he goes to here. He wishes he was more of a slut in some ways, but not all ways.
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Submitted by kiwikim on September 1, 2008 - 3:04am.

I was fucking being sarcastic. I'm not going to waste my time reading that whole thing from someone who thinks we have the monopoly on racist, bigots, and rednecks. Jesus fucking Christ.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING OUR FUCKING ALLIES.

And you think I'M arrogant?!

Anyone? Anyone in here care to defend me?

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Submitted by Stoney on September 1, 2008 - 3:50am.
"hear about your little mayor"

Again, the arrogance and the ignorance. Astounding. Fucking shameful that anyone from NZ is over fighting alongside you assholes. We have a PM by the way. And besides that, we've got a lot of things your country can't be bothered to give you "free citizens of america". Privacy laws that prevent profiling-your insurance companies jacking up your rates because you have low credit scores. Gay marriage everywhere-not just CA and MA. Private health insurance for $12 a month, public health insurance for free. And the top tax rate is only 28 percent-lot lower than your top taxes. And our super annuation fund is flush...we didn't allow our government to tap it for war. Good paying jobs. An unemployment rate so low that the only people not working don't want to work. And you can walk into a chemist (pharmacist) and get half the things you might need without having to shell out for a doctor-flu medicine, morning after pills. Good tort laws. It's great to have a small business here. We've still got ice skating rinks and all that because our businesses don't have to worry about getting sued by litigious american fucks out to make quick bucks because they spilled coffee on themselves and what not. Cheap car insurance. Life is good here. Damned good. In the top ten of the world. Where as quality of life in America is at the bottom of first world countries. Yeah, read that too.

Kiwi, I once donated to a specific animal shelter and told them not to waste time mailing me expensive recycle bin mail crap. The lied and also spammed my name to every f'ing animal shelter known to man. I've never donated to them again. I still get weekly mail from them stuffed full of their pleas. Right into the recycle bin! I could see how a donation like your idea would work though! ;-)
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Submitted by kiwikim on September 1, 2008 - 3:23am.

That is the cleverest idea ever.

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I've only seen one Kiwi film that I'm aware of-Once Were Warriors'. Happy film that one. I am fascinated by Maori customs though!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken

Anyway, glad it's not my country. If you're fucking proud that an old liar and a university of idaho graduate are apparently the best you've got to run, good on you. You're an idiot who deserves the fucking desolate future you face. Don't come here.

I use Kiwi shoe polish. It's shiny.

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Submitted by Stoney on September 1, 2008 - 3:42am.

I didn't mean it that way. You asked. I answered. Don't get all touchy. What do you want me to say? You asked how I know what I know. We're not dumb down here. But the fact is that I read the UK papers and the american papers most days. I'm not criticizing. But you have to admit that a lot of americans...well, they're happy with EPCOT to give them some taste of life overseas. It's somewhat different than living overseas for a couple of years. French cuisine isn't France. I haven't met too many Americans that know about politics anywhere besides the US. Can't name a PM or president out side of the US. I mean come on, Bush was able to happily mislead most people about who was attacked/iran/iraq/bait and switch...remember those shenanigans? And how is it any easier to keep track of your election vs. ours? Just because you have more people? You still only have one presidential election and we still only have one PM election. It's sort of derogatory to say that because we're so small you can't be bothered...especially since we did bother to support you as allies through several wars sending our people to die for your cause. This is why kiwis are over it. You say you can't bother to know what's going on in our pissy little country while we think we're doing something good supporting you when countries like France kicked your asses to the curb. The arrogance is astounding.

Lord, kiwi must be writing a novel, lol.

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'yonks'? Never heard that term. Destiny sound very familiar in a scary way!
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I hope people are reading that link! Perhaps if I had been to NZ I would know more about it. I do follow some of the things going on specifically in Japan and Brazil after being there. Just being honest. I have very close Brazilian ties. I just hope they don't cut down the rain forest for wood, land, and alt fuels, but at least they have zero dependence on foreign oil.

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That's also why my thumbnail here is Patty Hearst...first debutante gone bad...and also known as urban guerilla :)
We've been fighting the Destiny Church in Wellington for yonks. Kiwis got to do it with a little ingenuity because we don't have the numbers or the money.

Look at these fucks at Destiny Church.

http://www.destinychurch.org.nz/

I'm still reeling over the fact I was telling you all to come here and I find out Palin is linked up to these people. They're like a virus.

I would also just like to point out that compared to your tiny country, America is massive and there is so much going on we really don't have time to hear about your little mayor. Think about it, our states are roughly the size of your country, and there's 50 of them, so um, yeah there's a lot going on. Must be easy to criticize with so much time on your hands.

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Yeah, that wasn't derogatory at all, kiwi.

*rolls eyes*

I have been abroad, by the way.

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Kiwi, yeah, the similarities between Cindy and Palin are striking. All he did was galvanize the Clinton supporters against him. Here's the link to the 1st wife story:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1024927/The-wife-John-McCain-c...
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Submitted by Stoney on September 1, 2008 - 3:26am.

kiwi, if you don't live here, how do you know all this shit?
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I don't mean to be derogatory, BUT kiwis do travel a lot. We aren't as country-centric as Americans. Our horizons are wide. After we finish college (your high school) most of us who can afford it, go on an OE (overseas experience) for a few years before we enter University (your college). And while your newspapers are focused strictly on American things-we get it all from around the world. We read about the US elections all the time-whereas I'm sure most of you don't know much about NZ beyond the Lord of the Rings crap. Hence Flight of the Conchords and all those funny posters in the back of Murray's office in the NZ Embassy which say things like "NZ-It's Not Part of Australia". Americans know so little about NZ and the press even gets it wrong labeling Crowded House, Russel Crowe, Sam Neil, etc etc. Australian when they are all kiwis.

And she stayed bitter too!
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Kiwi, deviously interesting, but I just can't go there! I also had an ex-GF who worked at his office (pre-pres election) for years and was Very Loyal to him. She began to question working there and grew very frustrated before finally quitting. She says she was not forced to quit, but she also never told me what happened either. I just know she was very bitter about him and I do not no why. I'll never get the chance to ask her either. Too bad.
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 1, 2008 - 3:18am.

Well, given what you're saying and that he appears to be somewhat of a misogynist who has mistreated women, his pick of a running mate makes sense. I think he's sort of hoping to confuse the ultra-fems who are mad Hilary did not get picked and garner votes. But Palin also fits his idea of what a woman should be...a beauty queen who is a meal ticket. Right? I mean that is the role Palin plays in her home and that is the role Cindy plays in his life and when his ex-wife didn't fit that role, he dumped her.
Palin says more about McCain than anything else. He's afraid of strong women. He's afraid of anyone intelligent. University of Idaho. That's all I'm saying.

kiwi, if you don't live here, how do you know all this shit?

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Want to get McCain back in a small way?
Make a contribution to his campaign. Make it small. Five dollars or less. They'll spend tons of money sending you back more requests for more money along with a postage prepaid envelopes.
Take those postage prepaid envelopes, stuff them with as much junk mail as you possibly can, I mean stuff that envelope full-till it's bursting and you have to cover it with tape to keep it shut or stick them on the side of a box of bricks, whatever.
Those envelopes go back to McCain and his campaign has to pay the money for the postage due. Along with the cost of the campaign materials.
If enough people do this, it costs them some cash. It's also fun to do with those annoying credit card offers, etc. It's a fun and easy way to get rid of your junk mail.
If you're really feeling nasty, write something hideous on the envelope too...just to piss off the volunteer who opens it. Make sure you shread whatever goes inside so they can't identify you.

I really believe that given all the choices McCain had, WTF? If he would have picked a well known, slightly moderate conservative, he might have been more untouchable. Did any of you see what he did to his 1st wife? She got in a disfiguring accident when he was a POW and he basically dumped her for a rich beer baron family here in Az, where I live, upon his return. The new money he got was used to buy her a small house and he paid for her medical bills with his new found riches. There was a big shit storm here in AZ when he sold his house on Central Ave in a nice area. I went to grade school a few blocks from this house. It seems that they sold the house when they almost got divorced. If he gets elected, he may be the 1st sitting president to have a divorce in office. I've been hearing for years about the knock down drag out fights he has had with Cindy. You tend to hear things when you live within a few miles of someone.
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Someone on Digg is calling it the house of McPain...fitting and clever.

Have any of you seen the Brasscheck.com videos? You should subscribe to them. A safe site, but I do admit they do suffer from conspiracy lunacy at times, but the other info they deal out is quite on top of things. Actually, here's not much of a site there. You just subscribe and they send a vid or two to you every day. No spam bs either.
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 1, 2008 - 3:02am.

I'm beginning to think that they wanted a Huck type, but thought a stealth beauty queen fundy would make the medicine go down easier for the unwashed masses.
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Wouldn't they go absolutely nuts with joy knowing this?
Or would it just mobilize too many people on the left that haven't registered yet?

This woman is fucking scary.

Ummm, I guess you shouldn't immigrate. Sorry. Canada? Hooked up with the Destiny Church in New Zealand. I can't fucking believe it. It's a small world and I've got egg and cum on my face.

I'm beginning to think that they wanted a Huck type, but thought a stealth beauty queen fundy would make the medicine go down easier for the unwashed masses.
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Submitted by Stoney on September 1, 2008 - 2:53am.

I hope she gets EATEN by polar bear.
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She is being eaten by a polar bear every night.
What else does that unemployed fuck have to do? He has to eat the bread winner or get kicked to the curb.

God. Please let women stay where they belong. In the home, having babies. Women do not belong in the shite house. Please god. This is your will according to biblical code. Do not betray us God.

Not sure about religion. Personally, I have an image of this world that we are all living on the ass of some cosmic dog. The dog has has been nipping at the fleas long enough and is trying to shake them off. Maybe the owner is considering a flea dip.
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I am simply NOT proofreading enough tonight. Maybe it was those beers I had at the BBQ today!
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Can we please develop a spray for the fundies! This infestation is getting out of hand!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken

FUCK NO. This is actually hooked up with a NZ church...This complete fucking lunatic down here who runs this church called Destiny. Fuck, shit damn. The destiny church people are complete fucking lunatics. NOW it makes fucking sense that McCain is running ads in the New Zealand Herald.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/29/163234/559/495/579213
A look at the home website of Palin's church tends to be revealing. Among other things, a particular Assemblies buzzword associated frequently with Hillsong A/G and New Zealand Assemblies churches shows up ("Destiny", here, is a buzzword for "Joel's Army", and is being preferred even as the phrase "Joel's Army" is getting enough negative spin that even the Assemblies is now having to do some rather massive spin control); cell churches are promoted (of the same sort that are linked to short-term and longterm psychological damage and are among the most coercive tactics ever documented in spiritually abusive groups). The church, like a number of other large Assemblies churches, is the center of a dominionist broadcast TV center whose programming is carried across multiple channels in Alaska.

Submitted by angel_i on September 1, 2008 - 2:51am.

My mom always told me that when I heard thunder, God was bowling. When I see a rainbow, does it mean God is having gay sex?

*sidesteps lightning*

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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.

Holy shit! Check it:

Palin has strongly promoted oil and natural gas resource development in Alaska, including opening the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR) to drilling.[29] She does not believe that global warming is human-made.[32] She opposed listing of the polar bear as an endangered species,[86] and supported a controversial predator-control program involving aerial hunting of wolves.[87]

I hope she gets EATEN by polar bear.

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