Dear Maury, Your Assistance Is Needed
Everybody and their pet fish has been e-mailing me this story, so obviously that's a sign that I must post it. This is basically some Bree Van de Kamp shit. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, the chick who is running as McCain's VP, is being accused of faking one of her pregnancies. The Daily Kos thinks Sarah's teenage daughter, Bristol, is the real mother of Trig Paxton Van Palin.
Yes, Bristol and Trig. Sarah also has three other kids named Track, Willow and Piper. I think they were named after Pottery Barn candle scents.
Anydrama, the rumor is that Sarah, a pro-lifer, pretended to be pregnant while her then 16-year-old daughter was the one who was really carrying baby Trig. Escandalo! Here's some of the shit the Daily Kos is claiming:
In March, Sarah told everyone she was 7-months pregnant. Everyone including her staff said they were shocked to find out, because she didn't look pregnant to them. They also said she's always been thin, because she's a runner or some shit.Sarah's 16-year-old daughter Bristol was taken out of her high school for 5 to 8 months. The high school was told Bristol had mono.
While attending some Republican convention in Texas, Sarah began leaking amniotic fluid one month before her due date. She didn't check into the hospital. She gave her speech and then got on an 8-hour flight back to Alaska.
Sarah gave birth in a hospital 45-minutes from the airport. Trig, who was born with Down Syndrome, was one month premature. Sarah was back to work 3 days later.
I left out of a ton of details. Visit here, here and here if you give an eff. On the other side, there are a few pictures with Sarah sort of looking knocked up. Gawker also has a post claiming Bristol was in a car accident when she would have been seven months pregnant. The dude involved in the accident with Bristol said she "really didn't look pregnant," but he wasn't really staring at her belly.
I'm so confused. Maybe I'm the one who gave birth to baby Trig. Shit, maybe I'm the father. Maury! Please help us! It's the only way we can solve any of this. Bring them all on a very special episode of "The Maury Povich" show. I want Cindy McCain to read the DNA results though. That's if she can read it through her Vicodin haze. I also want Tina Fey and Megan Mullally to appear on the episode just so I can see them next to Sarah Palin.
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Everyone pull up a chair and grab a beer, we're in for a great show.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
GAWD DAMMIT SARAH TEACH YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL.
And I really hope this girl *wants* to get married and have this child, but somehow I just doubt that. This is all about mama's image. What a great mom!
Best of luck to her and the baby.
Submitted by jussayin on September 1, 2008 - 12:07pm.
veddy interesting...not 17 and pregnant and unmarried....
again?
Well, actually according to the article the daughter is currently 5 months pregnant and therefore, could not have given birth in May.
McCain certainly lost it -- more evidence of his possible senility. According to his camp, McCain was aware that the child was pregnant before he picked Palin. I am sure they thought it will give her credence in the "my daughter is a ho" circles.
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Mrs. Palin maybe you should worry about the apparent "issues" in your own household.
I wonder what the plan was before these questions came up and they had to fess up. Any guesses?
Submitted by kiwikim on September 1, 2008 - 6:43am.
Wait, I thought it was the other one, the teenager that the controversy is all about. It can't be this one, she's 22. The baby is a few months old now which means she would have been 21 when they pulled her out of high school? It's the other sister, not Bristol.
Everytime I say her name I think of brussels sprouts
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
OH SHIT.
Edited: News already reported by Mopa.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
veddy interesting...not 17 and pregnant and unmarried....
again?
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Maybe it's not the first time.....
I guess some of you haven't heard the breaking news. Sarah Palin has just announced that her daughter is pregnant and will marry.
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/01/america/daughter.php
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 1, 2008 - 10:58am.
Submitted by angel_i on September 1, 2008 - 9:53am.
My husband & I were talking about that last night. It's a lose-lose. If you take other opinions into consideration & change your mind, you're "waffling" & "weak" w/ no mind of your own. If you stand firm in your beliefs & principles, you're ignoring many voices in this diverse nation. You couldn't pay me enough to be president.
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ITA. But I do think it has something to do with keeping your focus on your abilities from that position. You want to keep people safe and prosperous. Beyond that, most issues are regional.
If you look up 'moral' in the dictionary (which you'll have to cuz I'm too lazy at the moment) you find that it is something that is in constant flux depending on the people involved. We already see it in action - laws that work in Nevada are bullshit it Philadelphia. It has everything to do with the people that live there - what they've learned fromt their parents, from each other, what speaks to them spiritually, what they're prepared to take responsibility for ...and so on. You just can't expect people in Hawaii to care about the same things that people in St. Louis do...
The beauty of this is that, if you should find yourself growing up in St. Louis and feel like it's full of shit - you can move to Hawaii. It all becomes a crock of shit when some voice from, where? Washington? Alaska, now? starts tryna tell you what works and what doesn't on a personal level.
Major leaders need to focus on major things: national economics, access to education and health care and foreign relations...and get a little more arms-length about them things where you actually have to know something personal about the people you're dealing with...
IMnsHO.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
You're right. The Republicans bring it up all the time. I've heard it even in the last few days.
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Submitted by plain_sliced on September 1, 2008 - 10:22am.
i don't see anybody making a big stink about obama's buddy tony resco and his sweetheart deal on that big mansion he's living in, or that political nut/ teacher, obama idolized, or that crazy militant preacher jerimiah wright. all that is 'off limits' from obama, but he can get his cronies to make up crap on paylin? incredible.
...obviously if you heard these stories, it must be because someone made a stink over them...
and I don't see Obama calling the Daily koz to start a rumor that this kid is not hers but her daughter. seriously! A lot of people questioning her are Republicans!! That's what happens when you dance with the devil and get into high stakes politics. People dig up your business.
And her name is Palin. With a capital P, the way all names begin....
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by angel_i on September 1, 2008 - 9:53am.
My husband & I were talking about that last night. It's a lose-lose. If you take other opinions into consideration & change your mind, you're "waffling" & "weak" w/ no mind of your own. If you stand firm in your beliefs & principles, you're ignoring many voices in this diverse nation. You couldn't pay me enough to be president.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Is MK hungover again or what?
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 1, 2008 - 10:45am.
Does anyone else find it a wee bit comical that this idiot doesn't even know how to spell the name of the person she's defending?
Submitted by plain_sliced on September 1, 2008 - 9:17am.
it doesn't suprise me diddy doesn't know why mccain chose paylin. diddy is a dumbass. idiot wouldn't know class if it beat him across his dolphin face with a sock full of pennies. this chump reminds me of jay-lo; wanting some spotlight and trying to pop someone elses time in the light. pathetic.
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Only made more-so by going toe-to-toe with Diddy on the issues!
Actually, as badly written as it was that other post made me give poor Palin some space and see what she was all about. I'm not impressed. How can you be SO one sided in your views and lead a whole freakin nation? Nations are huge, dude, and filled with people from all over the damn place....how can you possibly represent all those people with blinders on?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by angel_i on September 1, 2008 - 10:35am.
Also interesting Re:speakit:
The first picture I see of this anti-abortionist is of her holding a machine gun while visiting troops in Kuwait. Charming.
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Well, remember? Someone posted, she has 'grit'. She is such a badass. *rolly eyes*
I don't know if the statistics still ring true, but at one time Alaska had more rapes per capita than any other state. But yet an anti-choicer was elected Governor. ((shrugs shoulders))
Does anyone else find it a wee bit comical that this idiot doesn't even know how to spell the name of the person she's defending?
Submitted by plain_sliced on September 1, 2008 - 9:17am.
it doesn't suprise me diddy doesn't know why mccain chose paylin. diddy is a dumbass. idiot wouldn't know class if it beat him across his dolphin face with a sock full of pennies. this chump reminds me of jay-lo; wanting some spotlight and trying to pop someone elses time in the light. pathetic.
Submitted by plain_sliced on September 1, 2008 - 9:22am.
this reminds me of when i was a kid with a new pair of white shoes. everybody wants to dirty them up because i got a hook up and they didn't. if something good comes along like paylin, they want to find junk on her. the girl is like a duck; water (or piss) will just slide off her feathers. i don't see anybody making a big stink about obama's buddy tony resco and his sweetheart deal on that big mansion he's living in, or that political nut/ teacher, obama idolized, or that crazy militant preacher jerimiah wright. all that is 'off limits' from obama, but he can get his cronies to make up crap on paylin? incredible.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by angel_i on September 1, 2008 - 9:33am.
It was a Catholic thing when Kennedy was elected, & a big deal at the time.
You make an excellent point. I think, basically, we're one big hypocritical nation. It's okay if we do it, but nobody else better! You could apply that sentiment to pretty much any issue.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Also interesting Re:speakit:
The first picture I see of this anti-abortionist is of her holding a machine gun while visiting troops in Kuwait. Charming.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
All those chicks look like Shania Twain.
Question: Has there ever been an American President, or Vice President elected that wasn't Christian? (it's always the first thing they say about her) If not, then I guess the church is still intrinsically tied to state and shouldn't you guys be electing some kinda "Pope"? I mean - it's not a Catholic thing so it wouldn't be a Pope but like maybe - A Cardinal, or something...?...High Priest?....
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Not to add fuel, but I haven't heard anyone who's been to NZ and didn't fall head over heels in love with it.
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Submitted by Stoney on September 1, 2008 - 4:47am.
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I thought I read somewhere that the kept the plastic wrapper on.
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I am sitting here shaking my head in abject horror. Can anyone truly believe that Gov. Palin, regardless of the status of her son's maternity, is a good choice to lead this country? Someone McCain met only once prior? Someone w/ less political experience than the 2 Democrats McCain has criticized relentlessly for that very reason? Someone whose story changed dramatically right before she & the words vp started being used in the same sentence (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=94118849)?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
For the record, my niece had mono and didn't lose weight.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 1, 2008 - 10:21am.
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INSECT KILLER!!! *spray paints profanities on angel-i's post*
this reminds me of when i was a kid with a new pair of white shoes. everybody wants to dirty them up because i got a hook up and they didn't. if something good comes along like paylin, they want to find junk on her. the girl is like a duck; water (or piss) will just slide off her feathers. i don't see anybody making a big stink about obama's buddy tony resco and his sweetheart deal on that big mansion he's living in, or that political nut/ teacher, obama idolized, or that crazy militant preacher jerimiah wright. all that is 'off limits' from obama, but he can get his cronies to make up crap on paylin? incredible.
Submitted by speakit on September 1, 2008 - 10:13am.
Submitted by angel_i on September 1, 2008 - 9:38am.
The same people who say - bomb the terrorists! without thinking that those terrorists might be sitting alongside babies of their own.
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I wonder how many children have been killed or maimed in Iraq. OH WAIT.. everyone in Iraq is someone's child.
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It's a good point. Either you value life above all else or you don't, right?
I try but I must admit to discovering a love for "Raid" this summer. I'm going to hell, I know it.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
platypus on September 1, 2008 - 10:10am
Leggo My Eggo Slut....
Morning platy, it's nice to see you...
*imitates Bob Dylan from We Are The World, "just youuu and meeee"*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
angel_i on September 1, 2008 - 10:12am
hahahahahaha....
But we take comfort, Jesus does have a sense of humor, Jesus ♥'s DLISTED!
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by angel_i on September 1, 2008 - 9:38am.
The same people who say - bomb the terrorists! without thinking that those terrorists might be sitting alongside babies of their own.
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I wonder how many children have been killed or maimed in Iraq. OH WAIT.. everyone in Iraq is someone's child.
I will never understand how people that empathize with an unborn being don't show the same compassion for young adult and adult children. As if I love my child less because he's grown. No, I love him more everyday.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on September 1, 2008 - 10:05am.
OH NO! I missed Jesus!!!
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LOL! Stupid Mommy story alert:
My daughter and I were walking beside a church, earlier this week, that's got a big Jesus statue on the corner - that is I was walking; she was bouncing and she almost bounced right into the statue and proclaimed:
OMG, Jesus! I didn't see you there!
To which I replied: Isn't that always the way?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
first
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by jussayin on September 1, 2008 - 9:50am.
I don't think there's any help for the generally stupid...
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LOL True enough - but it didn't feel right leaving them hang out to dry like that.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
OH NO! I missed Jesus!!! I miss everything.
See, those freaks even got the big J to comment.
I love catch up times at the DLISTED.
Right now I have CNN on and am watching everyone being blown around, so far, fingers crossed, it won't turn out to be that bad but we never know.
AND, btw.......
Thanks Cara and Anastasia Beaverhausen...
Cara on September 1, 2008 - 12:00am
anastasia beave... on September 1, 2008 - 12:03am
Haven't seen you two for a while.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I don't think there's any help for the generally stupid...
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by K2 on September 1, 2008 - 9:18am.
A fetus isn't a living, breathing human being until 22 weeks when it can then live outside the mother's body. Anytime before that, it's a fucking parasite.
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Generally, on the subject of anti-abortionists:
O please. These are the same people who think nothing of taking a calf and locking it in a box its entire life so it can be a big huge calf and provide us with tasty veal. The same people who squish bugs indiscriminately. The same people who say - bomb the terrorists! without thinking that those terrorists might be sitting alongside babies of their own.
We force people who would rather be dead - people who could be dead - to live.
I believe a baby is a baby from the time its conceived - if you will it to be so. I also believe that we make choices, every single day, about who lives and who dies.
Just because it makes you cry, doesn't mean it's wrong. Isn't that what these warmongers have been telling me my whole life?
PS. I really hope these people spend a lot of time picking out kids at adoption agencies and helping out crack mothers, rape victims and the generally stupid.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Good Lord,
Please deliver us from the evil that is politics.
Thanks - your angel_i:)
I cannot believe this shit doesn't happen until November 4th. Woe is me!
Edited to say: I mean, the 5th. Thanks a fucking lot, Diddy.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
It's still not too late for McCain to choose another running mate, He can always tell Sarah she's too controversial and ask her to back out.
Ms. Hawaii might be a better choice.
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Alaska? I don't know, I'll ask her.
A fetus isn't a living, breathing human being until 22 weeks when it can then live outside the mother's body. Anytime before that, it's a fucking parasite. If scientists who have degrees and study this shit most of their lives can't even determine when a fetus is actually a person and when conception actually begins, what the hell makes you think YOU can?
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I beg to differ! When you can watch your child's heart beating during an ultrasound at 6 weeks - it's LIVING! When you can hear the heart beat at 12 weeks... it's LIVING! I'm PRO-CHOICE and have a child. Don't fucking sit here and tell me a fetus isn't a life until it's in your womb for 4 months! I HATE HATE HATE ignorant people!
McCain shot himself in the face when he brought her on board! What on earth was he thinking? Already his age isn't working in his favor, so if he keels off this is what we're left with as a president? A woman we know shit about?! I'd prefer Hilary as a woman president over her ass. McCain might as well hang up his hat at this point.
Submitted by Stoney on September 1, 2008 - 2:53am.
Holy shit! Check it:
Palin has strongly promoted oil and natural gas resource development in Alaska, including opening the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR) to drilling.[29] She does not believe that global warming is human-made.[32] She opposed listing of the polar bear as an endangered species,[86] and supported a controversial predator-control program involving aerial hunting of wolves.[87]
I hope she gets EATEN by polar bear.
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Yep, she was asked about her support of drilling the ANWR on the interview I just saw last night and she responded that we do not understand Alaska and the ANWR is not what we think it is (I imagine the "we" she speaks of is not just those who do not live in Alaska because plenty of scientists in Alaska who know Alaska disagree with her). She added that the pretty pictures with the mountain that we see of Alaska are not the ANWR and that there are no mountains there. WTF?
Oh and by the way, you guys made it all night commenting. Kudos. I am not worthy...
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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It makes me feel bad for her kids, no matter what the truth is! Gotta log off, getting a bit groggy! Too many typos/brain farts! Hey Kiwi, next time we see each other here, you'll have to teach me some local slang! You've probably already heard just about everything here on this blog! Good night!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
View it before they pull it...
Bristol Palin's my space page.
Nothing too interesting except in photos-right before she got pulled from high school.
Interesting because her face and shape totally change. funny thing is mono makes you loose heaps of weight-not gain it!!!! She gained at least 20 pounds between this myspace pic and the pic above.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=...
Hey Kiwikim, awesome talking to you and others tonight, but I'm getting ready to shut down for the night! I've been on here for much longer than I wanted to be. Good talk with cool people tends to do that! I'm sure we'll run into each other again here! Heading out for now! Great talk, thanks much!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Between rampant political corruption and our bullshit system of the Electoral College, which removes the people's vote, I think anything's possible! Scary, but true! I definitely will totally lose hope for politics if they win, but with Palin as his choice, I don't think they have a chance-legally that is. I honestly think there will be people leaving the US in decent #s if it happens. I'm considering it in the back of my mind. If that's who is running the country, fuck it. This election can do more for changing my view of the US than any other single thing.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Does this team have any chance of winning? I'm so afraid the election will be rigged again. They
already seem to be setting the public up for it-calling it an extremely close race. For what I can see, this isn't close at all. Everyone loves Obama and hates McCain.