Saturday, August 30th 2008

It's Nahla!

First things first, that man in the left corner is watching you! He sees you, so you better not do anything shifty. Okay, we've all been warned.

Halle Berry never whored out her baby on the cover of any magazines. Imagine that! A celebrity not making a quick buck off their kid. She also didn't release any pictures of Lion King Baby aka Nahla Ariela, so this is the first time I've really seen her. You know how I feel about BABIES!!! They give me the shakes, because I know they are soon going to be our world leaders. But Nahla is pretty adorable. Her eyes are like two little stars sparkling in the ocean's reflection. I can't believe I just wrote that sentence. No, I'm not high.

Here's Halle, Baby Nahla, a bodyguard-type person and Mia Michaels at the L.A. Zoo today. No! That's not Mia Michaels. It's Halle's mother. I seriously thought for a minute that Halle's mommy was everyone's favorite deep-thinking gayelle dance choreographer. I thought to myself, "Damn. Halle is going the gayelle way. I mean, it is the way to go."

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*looks around at everyone oogling the behbeh* I feel uncomfortable. You Halleloonies.

OnT: Meh. I've seen cuter. Seen uglier, too.
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greenleafbella:

Speak for yourself buddy, I've always been really really really ridiculously good looking.

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Submitted by greenleafbella on August 30, 2008 - 5:52pm

I fail to see how not thinking a baby is cute makes me a low life; since when do looks determine character?

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Submitted by greenleafbella on August 30, 2008 - 6:52pm.

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I am of the mindset that every child is precious and that when judging the character of a human being, looks should not be considered. But this is a celebrity blog. Chillax.

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That little Nahla person is going to be insanely gorgeous. I find Halle to be the most boring, whiny celebrity but she's earned a bit of my respect by not pimping out her child and not feeding the media frenzy by just staying relatively private and allowing the paps their fews shots here and there. *I'm looking at you, Brangelina baby whores.*

Shiloh is cute, but she has no facial expressions and her mouth is open a majority of times in pictures.

greenleafbella's picture

you all are asses. the child is cute

. shut up
im pretty sure you had an awkward stage SOMETIME in your life where you looked FUGLY. and i'm not at all saying this child is, but you all are really low lifes for some of the comments, honestly

Halle has had some nasty experiences in the past with her two previous husbands' and one boyfriend abused halle so badly that a blow to the head caused her to become 80% deaf in one ear. So i can understand why halle doesn't want to get married again or be in a serious relationship. It would be sad though if it is discovered that gabriel was only used as a sperm donor and the relationship was fake from the start.

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This picture here scares me...

http://uglybabycontest.com/gallery/v/Funny+album/sara_039.jpg.html

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orangecordial's picture

Mum and Dad both gorgeous...baby a bit weird looking. But may grow up to be a beauty? Shiloh is beautiful-er, and I don't even like blonde babies.

say somthing nice....... shes prettier than tadder head.

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The father is a french canadian model named gabriel, (i can't remember his last name).

I have seen prettier babies, but nahla is cute.

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her eyes have a weird shape. who's the father? it may be the asian dude in the pic...

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Submitted by speakit on August 30, 2008 - 5:36pm

THANK YOU; people are acting like I bought a one way ticket to hell or something...

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Submitted by boomsy on August 30, 2008 - 6:33pm.

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YOU ARE A HORRIBLE EVIL PERSON TO SAY SUCH A THING ABOUT A BABY. I'm totally joking. Hey, some baby's are ugly. Shit happens. My niece is an ugly baby.. but so ugly it's cute. Like a bulldog.

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Submitted by K2 on August 30, 2008 - 5:27pm

I don't like Shiloh, I like Suri, but I'm sorry, that baby just isn't cute to me. She's got a pointy head and elfin ears. She might grow out of it, but right now she's just not that pretty IMO. It's ok; there's more than enough love floating around this room for her...

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that baby has chola brows! how odd... she is probably really cute in real life...does halle's mom have blue eyes? the baby looks like she does & arent brown eyes dominant since halle has them, even though the dad has blue??
sorry, not so good with punit squares.

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I love baby toes.

judelaw's picture

and suri is still the cutest celebrity kid. that child is gorgeous

lizardo911's picture

I don't think the baby is anything special. Geez... The way people get all gaga over celebrities' babies is just ridiculous. Halle looks like she is bored pushing the baby carriage! LOL! Her boobs are all saggy and gross now. She is holding them up somehow in that t-shirt, but I saw her in a dress in People and they are really gross now!

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i think she looks like halle's mom.

Submitted by boomsy on August 30, 2008 - 5:55pm.
I'm sorry, but that child looks like an alien creature to me; no wonder why she didn't want to show pics of her.

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Get the marbles out of your eyes! That child is adorable. Beautiful skin and features and hasn't even begun to grow into her looks yet!

p.s. shiloh is just an average looking blond hair blue eyed baby - seriously, nothing stunning or unique about her!

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Either Halle or Gabriel must really like Disney movies. It sounds like they changed the spellings so no one would catch on.

I think I'll name my kids Bell Jasmin Pocohantanas and Alladdin Sebasstian Gastono.

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i don't think the brat is that cute. it will help her if she keeps her eye color though.

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I'm sorry! But I think she's gorgeous! Her coloring is just beautiful...

Damn. Halle knows how to pick the sperm.

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Submitted by Lipstick on August 30, 2008 - 6:15pm.

But I have a feeling that Nahla is gonna be a gorgeous and interesting-looking woman.

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I'm with ya! She has beautiful lips, pretty eyes, nice nose. She'll be an exotic byoot.

I have a thing for babies with lots of hair anyway.

WTF's picture

Maybe she'll get cuter when she's older.

PS--Suri was and still is fug as hell.

Kaylee's picture

I think Nahla got that sexy cat eye thing from daddy Gabriel. I am loving her eyes. Cute baby!

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Just for the record, Mia Michaels is straight but looks straight up gay, not gayelle.

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I already know some of y'all drink so....

I'm on Team Cute baby!!
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A beautiful baby and a smokin hot mami. I still look chubs and my baby is 18 months old! And Suri was not the cutest baby...she's super cute now, but she was a strange looking baby!

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I agree about Suri. But the prettiest celebrity baby was Lourdes. Of course that's been a long time ago.

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Well, Frances Bean Cobain used to be freaking cute - now, not so much. But I have a feeling that Nahla is gonna be a gorgeous and interesting-looking woman.

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Submitted by mike on August 30, 2008 - 4:58pm.

THANK YOU for the Sarah Palin link!! EEEERRRRRRRG!! They want to frickin; outlaw birth control!!

She's not just a dumb bimbo babe giving McLame a hardon. She's a dangerous bimbo!!

ONTOPIC: not all babies have to be cute

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Submitted by Actrss16 on August 30, 2008 - 5:10pm

Looks like it's just really bright outside to me and that's the sun shining off of somthing into her eyes...

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Sorry...I know I have a ticket to Hell.
She is Not Cute!!!!
Sorry.
I already had my two kids,so I can talk shit.Lol!

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mike on August 30, 2008 - 5:58pm.

If they're so much in love, why do we never see pics of her with the father?

Some things everyone needs to know about Sarah Palin

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/29/163234/559/495/579213

As to Topic: I know, I never see her and Gabriel together.

As for Ms. Palin and the new creepy cult, FUCK!

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Um...this is kinda random, but there was just that article online about the mother who found eye cancer in that other lady's baby from the picture. http://video.nbc5.com/player/?id=288420
Both of her eyes look like this. I'm just sayin'....

Devore's picture

she's a big baby, how old is the kid?

that kid is gonna be a knock out.

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I agree about Suri. But the prettiest celebrity baby was Lourdes. Of course that's been a long time ago.

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Mike,
Usually you don't type such a hateful thing...

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 30, 2008 - 6:02pm.
She is no Shiloh that's for sure.

Not cute. *shakes head*

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Really? I don't think Shiloh's that cute.

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Halle Berry can wear a flour sack and still look stunning...So kudos!

That is an adorable freaking little kid!

And I am doubly glad that she wasn't used for selling pictures for charity! Utmost respect to Ms. Berry for giving everyone the same shots!

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Submitted by Pernicious on August 30, 2008 - 5:04pm

I agree on Suri.

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She's cute, but she's not smiling in any of the photos.
Maybe she just isn't into the zoo?

I don't like staring man.
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Pernicious's picture

Nahla's ait, her head's a little big, but whatever. Suri was still the cutest celeb baby imo.

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Submitted by BlueOrchid on August 30, 2008 - 6:00pm.

Meh, she's alright. It would be cool if her eyes actually remained blue like that

They retain more of their black market value if the eyes do stay blue.

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She is no Shiloh that's for sure.

Not cute. *shakes head*
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Submitted by BlueOrchid on August 30, 2008 - 5:00pm

Thank you; I was beginning to feel a bit evil with all the nice comments floating around here...

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