Saturday, August 30th 2008

It's Nahla!

First things first, that man in the left corner is watching you! He sees you, so you better not do anything shifty. Okay, we've all been warned.

Halle Berry never whored out her baby on the cover of any magazines. Imagine that! A celebrity not making a quick buck off their kid. She also didn't release any pictures of Lion King Baby aka Nahla Ariela, so this is the first time I've really seen her. You know how I feel about BABIES!!! They give me the shakes, because I know they are soon going to be our world leaders. But Nahla is pretty adorable. Her eyes are like two little stars sparkling in the ocean's reflection. I can't believe I just wrote that sentence. No, I'm not high.

Here's Halle, Baby Nahla, a bodyguard-type person and Mia Michaels at the L.A. Zoo today. No! That's not Mia Michaels. It's Halle's mother. I seriously thought for a minute that Halle's mommy was everyone's favorite deep-thinking gayelle dance choreographer. I thought to myself, "Damn. Halle is going the gayelle way. I mean, it is the way to go."

Posted by: Michael K


Mel-Tang's picture

I don't think she's stunning right now, but she will be when she gets older. She's cute like most babies are. It's so funny how other people's kids always seem to grow so fast, too.

<3-------------------------------<3

RIMADYL KILLS

She's cute but I don't she has really grown into her looks yet. Grey eyes though. Wow.

And I'm glad she didn't "pimp" her daughter's photos like other celebs.

Justina's picture

Shiloh Holie-Shitt WHO?

lesstrendythanwarhol's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 31, 2008 - 10:39am.

Sandbitch, contrary to what many believe, Demi has NOT had a ton of work done on her face besides the anti-aging stuff...she has always had the same face.....I watch GH in the 80's, I remember her there. Rumer just LOST the genetic jackpot, IMO.

WORD!

IMO, Rumer was conceived via chin fuck.

ha. i don't think any of their daughters are pretty. i honestly don't know what the FUCK happened lol

never go full retard

YesterdaysTrashQueen's picture

wow, beautiful eyes.
she's gonna be a heartbreaker.
good for her for not selling photos.
finally no drama mama.
********************************************
"I love fast and I love hard."-MK

kate773's picture

I actually think this little one is adorable, but I can't agree that all babies are beautiful. However, seeing as I don't have kids, but want them, but don't want karma coming back on me and putting an elbow on my kid's forehead, I'm just going to say they're all cute.

momo3's picture

Halie Berry is a running from a hit and run bitch. Her baby isnt beautiful, but then again neither is she. I find her booooring also.

Snarkley's picture

Here's a good one, if you agree, fine, but know the facts, whereas mike does not present a good argument.
http://www.learnaboutguns.com/2008/08/29/joe-bidens-anti-gun-rights-reco...

joanne's picture

That little cutie is going to have great coloring.

Not a huge Halle fan but that baby is just adorable.

ambienAnnie's picture

that kid is underrated looking and all parties involved know it which is why there was no cover bidding war

ambienAnnie's picture

um, that ain't mia michaels, just some old biatch prob gramma

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 31, 2008 - 10:39am.

Sandbitch, contrary to what many believe, Demi has NOT had a ton of work done on her face besides the anti-aging stuff...she has always had the same face.....I watch GH in the 80's, I remember her there. Rumer just LOST the genetic jackpot, IMO.

WORD!

IMO, Rumer was conceived via chin fuck.

parissucksliterally's picture

Sandbitch, contrary to what many believe, Demi has NOT had a ton of work done on her face besides the anti-aging stuff...she has always had the same face.....I watch GH in the 80's, I remember her there. Rumer just LOST the genetic jackpot, IMO.

As far as Shilohgoes, time will tell, and she'll have enough moeny for plastic surgery if she wants it, that's for sure.

Please excuse any typos, I don;t normally drink- espceailly this early.....lol

**************************************************
Me myself and I, that's all I got in the end
That's what I found out...And there ain't no need to cry, I took a vow that from now on I'm gonna be my own best friend
-Beyonce

Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
----------------------------------

lesstrendythanwarhol's picture

i agree. her face looks too matured to me. but she'll probably be adorable in a few years. i think that all babies should be chubs-they're so much cuter!

never go full retard

London Bridge's picture

p.s. shiloh is just an average looking blond hair blue eyed baby - seriously, nothing stunning or unique about her!

---TRUE DAT!! If she wasn't the child of Angie and Brad she would be just an average vanilla baby..
I don't know what pictures some of ya'll are looking at but Nahla is GORGEOUS! Beautiful skin, stunning eyes! Shiloh couldn't drain this baby's bath water!

Bill:Why did I marry for looks and not money?
Judy: Why did I marry for neither?
~Still Standing~

Snarkley's picture
Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Hey PSL, before you put money on Shiloh - don't forget taterhead.
****************************************

THE TATER HEAD CURSE!!! *scoops uterus out with a grapefruit spoon*...

**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

I love babies.
I saw one today at the market....sooooooooooooo fat, soooooooooooooo chubby soooooooooooo cute. I feel head over heals.

What the world needs now is love sweet love
it's the only thing that there's just too little of

Am I right?
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.

Sandbitch's picture

Hey PSL, before you put money on Shiloh - don't forget taterhead.

Sandbitch's picture

I love babies but I couldn't eat a whole one.

Jitters's picture

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
opinion's are like assholes everybody's got one,
when I want yours I'll give it to you

Wow look out jolie-pitt girls you have some stiff competition. That is a Beautiful baby them eyes with the complexion WOW

Tigerlilly's picture

No, it's impossible for a child that young to be that beautiful...Babies all look the same (and mostly taste good, unless they have caca diapers...YUCK! You tiny humans are all kinds of gross...In fact, you grown humans are pretty repulsive too...and delicious at the same time)
Anyway, this lil' bitch is gonna WORK IT, Yeah, she's totally gonna one up the Paris Hilton of her day as top talentless spoiled celeb (yeah, it's gonna go there, and you know it will... cuz Halle has her man issues, and will indulge this kid, so there the cycle of narcissism begins...Sad really...)

**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

boomsy's picture

Speaking of AJ, here's pics of her and Halle as kids, along with some other folks....

http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Famous_People_When_Young_226_2007.php

**********************************************
"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel

I 've always thought Halle was averge looking. I've never thought she was georgous like most people seem to think. I think her little girl is going to be really pretty.

I haven't seen Halle and the baby's daddy together much since she was born. I hope this isn't a bad sign.

QueenCharisma's picture

Submitted by chica robotica on August 30, 2008 - 8:05pm.

Shiloh is a bit cuter, though not more beautiful, and I think that's only bc she's chubbier. Chubby babies make you want to squish them and bite their feet.
________________________________________

ITA about chubbers. They are just way more adorable than skinny babies. Nahla's very striking in the face, but her limbs are really thin and long...it's kind of "off."

********************************************

"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan

Why I love Mariah
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html

boomsy's picture

Submitted by chica robotica on August 30, 2008 - 7:05pm

Maybe THAT'S what it is; she's too mature looking. She just doesn't look like a baby to me. No squishiness, and that's what I love most about babies.

**********************************************
"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel

chica robotica's picture

I think both Nahla and Shiloh will probably grow up to be beautiful. Unless something goes wrong and their chins grows at a faster rate than the rest of the face! I don't know.

Nahla is a very beautiful baby, though. I would call her beautiful -- as opposed to cute. She might even be striking. Shiloh is a bit cuter, though not more beautiful, and I think that's only bc she's chubbier. Chubby babies make you want to squish them and bite their feet. Suri Cruise -- she might grow into what they used to call a "handsome" woman. Still, very girl-next-door. But look at her parents. Wasn't that supposed to be their appeal anyway? Just better looking versions of your next door neighbor.

parissucksliterally's picture

to whoever said Shiloh is not going to grow up pretty, I disagree....and if it because if Angie's nose jobs for you to say this, remember Halle has ha one also.

**************************************************
Me myself and I, that's all I got in the end
That's what I found out...And there ain't no need to cry, I took a vow that from now on I'm gonna be my own best friend
-Beyonce

Snarkley's picture

Submitted by mike on August 30, 2008 - 8:05pm.

Bet on it. Since when are you in charge of dictating political policy on this site? I'm well aware of who M.K. is having been a regular since day one.

mike's picture

Never talk to me again, Snarkley. And be sure to tell all your "conservative" friends you hang out on a site run by a homo.

Some things everyone needs to know about Sarah Palin

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/29/163234/559/495/579213

mike's picture

Never talk to me again, Snarkley. And be sure to tell all your "conservative" friends you hang out on a site run by a homo.

Some things everyone needs to know about Sarah Palin

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/29/163234/559/495/579213

Snarkley's picture

Submitted by mike on August 30, 2008 - 7:54pm

I read the article, and I'm well aware of what it is. A hack-job by a desperate liberal who will stop at nothing, including defamation, misinformation, and fabrication, to try and sway voters. Oh by the way fuck you too. Typical.

yiooooooo's picture

the baby is adorable but to be honest I was expecting more... After all the hype she is pretty but not the most gorgeous baby I have ever seen

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

mike's picture

Submitted by Snarkley on August 30, 2008 - 7:16pm.

Actually, fuck you, because I don't believe you even read the article.

A woman who's absolutely anti-choice (up to and including birth control), an evangelical, and thinks Creationism is something that should be taught in schools is an ignorant cunt.

Some things everyone needs to know about Sarah Palin

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/29/163234/559/495/579213

Sayonara's picture

The baby is adorable!

"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader

QueenCharisma's picture

Aww she's pretty! I just wish she was chubbers - skinny babies kind of freak me out.

****************************************

"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan

Why I love Mariah
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/mariah-carey-is.html

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

What a beautiful baby!! God bless you Halle.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

THAT BABY IS GORGEOUS!!! But i expected nothing less from the womb of Halle beautiful Berry

Snarkley's picture

Submitted by mike on August 30, 2008 - 6:28pm.
Some things everyone needs to know about Sarah Palin

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/29/163234/559/495/579213

You do realize that trying to confuse people with an ignorant, nonsensical article about something that makes no sense and has no validation does not further your cause, correct? Grasping at straws is not an effective tactic and voters are not as dumb as you believe they are. Try to make an effective argument if you feel that strongly against a candidate, lies and confusing anonymous blog postings don't hold much water with experienced voters.

Kaylee's picture

I was wondering when the haters were going to climb out of their hole. And start hating on this beautiful child. Nahla is beautiful and she is only going to get more beautiful.

That baby is gorgeous. Those eyes are mesmerizing. What do you expect? she's hot and her bf is a fox.

Lipstick's picture

As for Shiloh - she's gonna be quite an average blonde with blue eyes. Her features are not so delicate, I mean look at Brad Pitt. Those features might look good on him, but look at his sister, who's got blonde hair and blue eyes as well. She's very plain.
Suri is gonna be pretty. And Nahla is gonna be an incredible exotic beauty.

speakit's picture

Boomsy, that is such a cute pic. All that hair!

My son was bald pretty much. I had heartburn the whole time I was preg so that old wive's tale isn't true.

boomsy's picture

I think this is an adorable picture of baby Suri..

http://www.vanityfair.com/fame/features/2006/10/suri_portfolio0610?slide...

**********************************************
"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel

what a cutie! And I agree, Suri was a strange looking baby (remember the Vanity Fair cover??). She didn't get cute until she was around 6 months.

Otter Pop's picture

I hope the crazy gene skips a generation.

speakit's picture

Submitted by Salem13 on August 30, 2008 - 6:59pm.
greenleafbella:

Speak for yourself buddy, I've always been really really really ridiculously good looking.

_____________________________________

Me too! Okay, no not really. Oh hell you can't see me.. ME TOO!