It's Nahla!
First things first, that man in the left corner is watching you! He sees you, so you better not do anything shifty. Okay, we've all been warned.
Halle Berry never whored out her baby on the cover of any magazines. Imagine that! A celebrity not making a quick buck off their kid. She also didn't release any pictures of Lion King Baby aka Nahla Ariela, so this is the first time I've really seen her. You know how I feel about BABIES!!! They give me the shakes, because I know they are soon going to be our world leaders. But Nahla is pretty adorable. Her eyes are like two little stars sparkling in the ocean's reflection. I can't believe I just wrote that sentence. No, I'm not high.
Here's Halle, Baby Nahla, a bodyguard-type person and Mia Michaels at the L.A. Zoo today. No! That's not Mia Michaels. It's Halle's mother. I seriously thought for a minute that Halle's mommy was everyone's favorite deep-thinking gayelle dance choreographer. I thought to myself, "Damn. Halle is going the gayelle way. I mean, it is the way to go."
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No wonder she hid the baby. With so many judgmental cunts out there, ready to rip the kid apart. Just awful. And why am I seeing comparisons between her and Shiloh? What the hell does Shiloh have to do with anything?
all babies are cute IMO because they are babies. they are like live baby dolls. it's when they grow up that they start to suck as people.
it doesn't matter what the children look like or will look like. what matters is that they are educated and are polite.
I will sat that Dannielynn Birkhead is probaby one of the most beautiful babies I've seen. I hope she gets some of that howard marshall money so that she doesn't have to try to be famous for money like her mom did.
Some babies are cute and others, not so much. However, you never know how they will look when they get older. . . .
IMO this baby doesnt look like Halle or her BF (are they still together?). Halle has had quite a bit of facial PS so that may explain why the child doesnt look like her. Maybe her BF has had PS as well??
Awwww...well not really. The baby looks like your average kid but with strange grey eyes against that coffee colored skin, like a wolf. Plus the child is skinny and her head has a weird shape to it. I don't know why people get so bent out of shape about babies. I mean, they only taste good with HONEY MUSTARD sauce and SHARP cheddar. Geeeeeeez
She is BEAUTIFUL - and I'm not scared to call a baby ugly (cough...every spears baby..cough)-but she is breath taking. I can't wait to see her older (Halle 2.0).
Off topic, I saw Halle on actor's studio and found her to be so much more charming and endearing than I had ever imagined, and humble on top of it. In this day and age when dumb asses are rewarded for flashing their little nasties or stumbling about incoherintly, it is good to see that some celebs actually 'get it'.
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Yeah! And on that topic, where the fuck is Sunday Roast Kidman Urban? It's Sunday lunchtime in Australia and I'm hungry.
Hey girlie. I'll tell you where she is...in the waiting room with her nanny while moms gets a touch up on her botox. You know she had to cut back erm I mean stop while carrying the pillow oops I mean baby. Mommy has to look fab for the first non paid photo op (stupid bitch). You'll see her in 2.3 weeks. That's how long it will take for Nicole to be able to smile without f-ing up her procedure.
Does that baby have six toes or am I just high?
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Yeah! And on that topic, where the fuck is Sunday Roast Kidman Urban? It's Sunday lunchtime in Australia and I'm hungry.
That is one cute baby. Good for Hallie.
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WHAT A LOVELY CHILD. I'M GLAD SHE DIDN'T DO IT. HALLE RESPECT HERSELF AND HER DAUGHTER'S PRIVACY THATS WHY SHE DIDN'T SELL HER PICTURES. CHILDREN ARE NOT PRODUCTS THEY ARE NOT THE NEW WAY TO MAKE MONEY.
I like that she didn't whore out that baby....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Please excuse my shallowness for a second but um can someone please explain to my broke ass why whoring out your kid(s) is wrong. See here's my thinking: You and the spawn show up on a cover, give some light hearted interview, and call it a day. A DAY, no hold on, A FEW HOURS, tops and you're paid enough to buy a house, a car, and a high class hooker. So yeah not understanding the problem. Yes we all might want to be high and mighty and say Halle and Nicole are class acts because they didn't put their kids on the cover of People, but not me. I say stupid ass bitches. Your kid will never remember it but your bank account will. Shit if it makes you feel queasy then throw the millions in a college fund cause trust it's going to cost that much by the time these latest Hollyweird kids get to that age. But let's be real, they aren't going to college. Halle's little princess will be mugging for the cameras before she's hit puberty and getting parts in B films alongside Nicole's monster and toting around their profolio that unfortunately won't include a People cover like their peers. See Halle how you already fucked over your little girl.
nahla is adorable...and i think babies are best when they're handed back to their parents....
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The baby is pretty. She has beautiful eyes, too. Good for her. Suri is pretty, too. Shiloh is average.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 30, 2008 - 7:08pm.
HAHAHA I am one of those crazies who thinks that all babies are gorgeous!
However, it doesn't bother me in the slightest if people say uncomplimentary things about babies.
Nothing to get my panty hose all tangled up about.
I got enough tsuris.
:)
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Nahla is adorable.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 10:06pm
I know I've heard him mention going out to Oyster Bay (I'm his Cape Cod clam, per some song) and he's always spoken highly of it. I'm a fan of Long Island in general. Reminds me of the Cape.
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on August 30, 2008 - 6:40pm.
How SAD is it that there are some people here hating on babies! It's
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No one should be hatin' on babies! I mean sheesh, they can be soooo delicious with a little honey mustard sauce...
No, I keed, I keed....
I totally prefer the BBQ sauce...
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Submitted by gucci on August 30, 2008 - 10:25pm.
Racism?
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on August 30, 2008 - 10:10pm.
I wouldn't..... and no one is hating on babies, we are just stating our opinions. There is nothing wrong with someone thinking one child is cute or another child is cuter.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 30, 2008 - 10:08pm.
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Agreed. But since I plan on having lots of children one day and don't want them looking like a pack of hyenas, I'll say ALL babies are adorable! lol
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 10:03pm.
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Yup, chubbers for the win!
Halle's cute, too.
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
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I've said it before and I'll say it again:
I love children. I love babies. They are PEOPLE....some are beautiful, some are cute, some are meh, some are ugly....just because they are tiny and innocent, does not mean they are all physically gorgeous.
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She's uh... interesting looking.
But then again I thought Suri wasn't cute when she was an infant, and now I think she's gotten very cute. So... maybe this one will be that way, too.
Submitted by kate773 on August 30, 2008 - 7:01pm.
I'm not sure we've been to the north shore, though.
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It's quite lovely. Oyster Bay, Cold Spring Harbor...
the Miracle Mile in Manhasset
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Hello my bitches. What is going on around these parts?
As for the baby, she is cute, but nothing to brag about. Nice eyes....Where is the sperm donor? That hot bitch would have made these pics much better.____________________________________________
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on August 30, 2008 - 6:40pm.
How SAD is it that there are some people here hating on babies! It's one thing not to like the parents, but Nahla, Suri, and Shiloh are all stunning babies. If you saw them on the street and you didn't know who there parents were, you WOULD stop and comment on how pretty they are.
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I am a babyloonie. I lurve all babies (but especially the FAT ones)
People stop me all the time to comment on how cute Minch is.
True story.
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Eeew, that baby has a pile of pubs on its head. You know MK is totally thinking that. And the lips don't close! Just like Puffy's.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 30, 2008 - 9:57pm
Gotcha. The bf is actually Queens born and raised, and still lives there now, albeit in a different area of the borough. He has family and friends on the island so we end up out there alot. I'm not sure we've been to the north shore, though.
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Sayville, huh? Lemme go google that...it sounds familiar.
OK, got it.
"Sayville is a beautiful hamlet with sandy beaches bordering the Great South Bay of Long Island, New York. Tree lined avenues, old fashioned homes, and a Main Street filled with unique stores and shops give the town a warm and friendly atmosphere."
Sounds nice but I've never been there. I am North Shore girl.
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.
Gigi-A-GoGo:
there are just too many racists our here.
anyhow, halle's baby is cute. i do however perfere the chubbers though. lolololol
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The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
Alright, I got my wine, my Gatorade, and I got my sugar-free jello pudding snacks, I'm ready to go.
NIB Baster...nothing but the finest for you. Would you like me to silverpate it. It would match your fuzzy furs purrfectly. But I still get to give the scritches...
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by You Knew Who on August 30, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Didn't Halle adopt her ex husband's daughter? I haven't seen her picture with Halle in a while
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I don't think she formally, officially or legally adopted her ex husband's daughter.
My guess since the divorce from he ex husband was so messy, and the kid wasn't hers and Halle has no legal rights, it is doubtful there is still any kind of contact or relationship. It would be a tough situation, and who knows how those involved feel about it, including the girl. I don't think all the blame can be placed on Halle since her ex was kind of a scumbag.
Anyway, Nahla is beautiful.
I think she will be a stunning woman.
How SAD is it that there are some people here hating on babies! It's one thing not to like the parents, but Nahla, Suri, and Shiloh are all stunning babies. If you saw them on the street and you didn't know who there parents were, you WOULD stop and comment on how pretty they are.
Let's be real! Hit pause on the hater video some of you guys are watching.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 30, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Sorry, TIgerlilly.
I have been having all the fun in the world with a turkey baster. They are not just for birthin' babies, ya know...Shal I send you one so that you can enlarge your toolbox a little bit??
((winks at you furiously wanting to pet the big ol puddy head and sritches behind the ears))
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You gonna send me a clean turkey baster, right? No Tater Head baby batter all up in that shit as some sort of DListed prank? Promise? Pinky swear?
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Sorry, TIgerlilly.
I have been having all the fun in the world with a turkey baster. They are not just for birthin' babies, ya know...Shal I send you one so that you can enlarge your toolbox a little bit??
((winks at you furiously wanting to pet the big ol puddy head and sritches behind the ears))
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
I believe Dannilynn Birkhead looks alot cuter than Shiloh or Suri.Suri was born with a birthmark on her face which took 6 months to get rid of. That is why they did not show her for a long time but you can still see it a little in the wedding photos.The Vanity Faire photos were air bushed no matter what Annie has to say.As far as Shiloh goes the more kids the more stress she is aging rather quickly.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
The baby is lovely, but she doesn't have a baby's face. My grandmother would say baby's that looked like that weren't new to this world. They had been here before.
Still, it's refreshing to see Halle doing things a bit normal with her kid. Not like the Jolie Pitt possee or the Cruise freak show and travelling circus.
Didn't Halle adopt her ex husband's daughter? I haven't seen her picture with Halle in a while
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 30, 2008 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Hey PSL, before you put money on Shiloh - don't forget taterhead.
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THE TATER HEAD CURSE!!! *scoops uterus out with a grapefruit spoon*...
Methinks you needs a bigger spoon than that, you felineous with the mostest...
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Meh, my tools are limited here at the zoo. The grapefruit spoon netted me an orgasm and a little irritation...(oh what? Like you've never gotten off with a grapefruit spoon, you slutty bitches...sheesh)...
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Demi's milk wasn't clean when she was nursing Tater Head. I mean, her other kids ain't nothin' to write home about but there's sumpin' ain't right about Tater Head...
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What a sweet looking baby!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 31, 2008 - 10:39am.
Sandbitch, contrary to what many believe, Demi has NOT had a ton of work done on her face besides the anti-aging stuff...she has always had the same face.....I watch GH in the 80's, I remember her there. Rumer just LOST the genetic jackpot, IMO.
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I had the serious horn for Bruce Willis in Moonlighting. I think it was that scene with Brucie W and Dana Delaney, and "this old heart of mine" playing in the background...phew.
I found the clip! @1.52, I swear Dana Delaney can barely breathe and neither can I.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIPi0a2zUcY
I'm over the baby now, I want to know where she got those shoes!!! I WANT THOSE SHOES!!!
Submitted by lesstrendythanwarhol on August 30, 2008 - 6:08pm.
have met the youngest in person- she is actually quite attractive- has a good chance of being a striking woman.....
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She better be careful, Angelina Jolie might try to kidnap her.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 30, 2008 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Hey PSL, before you put money on Shiloh - don't forget taterhead.
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THE TATER HEAD CURSE!!! *scoops uterus out with a grapefruit spoon*...
Methinks you needs a bigger spoon than that, you felineous with the mostest...
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Sorry for the ranting. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
Suri is a cutie too
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Awwwwww, absolutelty precious. this kid is going to be stunning. I think shiloh is a average kid. Zahara is the cutest child in that whole family. shiloh gets hyped up because of who her parents are. If her parents weren't stu-pitt and whoregelina and you saw that kid down the street or the grocery store, you would not go all goo goo gah gah over her.
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She's going to be beautiful, end of story.
Mmmm love Halle's shoes!
PS - where is her hot sperm donor dude?