It's Nahla!
First things first, that man in the left corner is watching you! He sees you, so you better not do anything shifty. Okay, we've all been warned.
Halle Berry never whored out her baby on the cover of any magazines. Imagine that! A celebrity not making a quick buck off their kid. She also didn't release any pictures of Lion King Baby aka Nahla Ariela, so this is the first time I've really seen her. You know how I feel about BABIES!!! They give me the shakes, because I know they are soon going to be our world leaders. But Nahla is pretty adorable. Her eyes are like two little stars sparkling in the ocean's reflection. I can't believe I just wrote that sentence. No, I'm not high.
Here's Halle, Baby Nahla, a bodyguard-type person and Mia Michaels at the L.A. Zoo today. No! That's not Mia Michaels. It's Halle's mother. I seriously thought for a minute that Halle's mommy was everyone's favorite deep-thinking gayelle dance choreographer. I thought to myself, "Damn. Halle is going the gayelle way. I mean, it is the way to go."
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on August 30, 2008 - 9:40pm.
How SAD is it that there are some people here hating on babies! It's one thing not to like the parents, but Nahla, Suri, and Shiloh are all stunning babies. If you saw them on the street and you didn't know who there parents were, you WOULD stop and comment on how pretty they are.
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I stop and play with all babies, cute or not. I really don't think about whether or not they're cute. But I'm not sitting on the internet staring at their pic, either.
Shiloh looks like if you pushed her face against glass, she'd stick. Suckerfish lips. I love Angie's lips, but not on a baby.
And Good morning all. My 'puter crashed last night when I went to youtube so I took it as a sign I needed to crash too. Did I miss fun? Did anyone jello wrestle?
Submitted by sybil on August 31, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Does Nahla have Down's syndrome...the eyes are a little funny....could Michael K be the biological Dad? Anything is possible!
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Nah,la - that's just an epicanthic fold. Good spotting though, you just passed paediatrics 101. Next up, gynaecology.
nah,la,nah,la,nah,la
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Good morning everyone
Nahla is a beautiful baby IMO.
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Deb, you would laugh at me! I just discovered that Halle is named after a department store. How fucking apt.
Hi DebFrmHell - you from Seattle and I plan on moving there when I finish college. If I had to stay in Texas, I would choose San Antonio but I have been researching Seattle as a definite.
Halle's baby is GORGEOUS.
Sheeps, you would laugh at me...I just spent about 10 minutes looking around for a picture of Halle Berry's mom from one of the premieres. Iseem to remember that she was quite a looker when younger. I have never seen a picture of her father. I am SUCH a goober...
The funnier part is I have never been able to cut paste a picture on this site...
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Does Nahla have Down's syndrome...the eyes are a little funny....could Michael K be the biological Dad? Anything is possible!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 31, 2008 - 6:09am.
Merely a siggy.....
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I'm gonna fuck hubby's brains out...
@Sheeps.
Whose hubby are you going to do the wild thing with??? You aren't working on a beef unless it is a BVD!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 31, 2008 - 6:02am.
I'm just saying, Halle's mom lacks some of Halle's bone structure, fine features, and lovely skin--oh, hell, she's ugly as sin.
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SHEEPS!
You, you ageist! We get a little porkier as we grow older...well, at least, that is the excuse I am using...LOL.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 31, 2008 - 10:45pm.
OK, she is now the most beautiful celebrity baby!
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Breakdown, you're only saying that because baby Nahla looks just like YOU!
If that's Halle's mom, her dad must be the best-looking dude ever.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 31, 2008 - 10:33pm.
@SandBitch,
Did you see my siggie??? HAHAHA!
You just took all the fun out of my freeway intersection adventures with a cardboard sign. RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
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Yeah Deb - I cackled so hard it triggered off a coughing fit, LOL.
OK, she is now the most beautiful celebrity baby!
It doesn't matter which side of the family her genes decide to veer towards, she will be enveloped in gorgeous for years to come.
The lines between sex and society are so blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by VMDA78 on August 30, 2008 - 6:43pm.
The father is a french canadian model named gabriel, (i can't remember his last name).
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If he's french canadian then why didn't Halle give birth in France? (directed at Brangeloonie's!!)
p.s. chubby babies break my back! Might look cute on a jar of baby food but not so cute when you have to carry them around for the first 12 months!
@SandBitch,
Did you see my siggie??? HAHAHA!
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Thanks SandBitch,
You just took all the fun out of my freeway intersection adventures with a cardboard sign. RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Hope all you Gulf coasters are OK down there.
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Submitted by niki on August 31, 2008 - 7:21pm.
>MK gets paid for what he does.
GASP (I thought he fucked for free)
He hosts a great blog
HOOT
but his money comes from ads and posts(hits)
HOW'S THAT WORK AGAIN?
so even if he mentions the fact that Halle didn't sell her babies photos...he did. You came to his blog to look at photos of Halle's baby. The end.
WHAT CAN I SAY, MK IS WHORE.
WE IS ALL WHORE BABIES HERE.
Caps off.
DrinksOn,
i am in San Antonio so I am very safe. I have friends in Houston that are still watching but it is moving so fast that NOLA looks to be the spot. I was wron on where I thought it was going which was into the Beaumont Port Arthur area where i have relatives and friends in houston... Open door policy
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Thanks SandBitch,
You just took all the fun out of my freeway intersection adventures with a cardboard sign. RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
LMAO at losers talking about brangelina of all people in a Halle Berry/Nahla Aubry thread. Poor Halle. There are other celebrities and their babies out there. But who do people talk about?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 31, 2008 - 5:19am.
Oh my God I wish that you could come here to Seattle...please keep us posted as to your general location!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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Everything here is Gustav. And we are getting all kinds of refugees already. Are you ready for Hanna? It will come up your way!
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Thanks SandBitch,
You just took all the fun out of my freeway intersection adventures with a cardboard sign. RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Hey Deb, good to see you. Not enough sleep and way too hung over to do anything else but rag on the celebs this morning. Already on Maxwell House number two. Hope you're doing great.
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Submitted by Justina on August 31, 2008 - 2:10am.
You are so fucking right,St Angerlina and the troll she keeps are child abusers!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Mr. Pres,
Whatcha doing up so early??? Inquiring minds...
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Thanks SandBitch,
You just took all the fun out of my freeway intersection adventures with a cardboard sign. RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Good for her. She probably could have made some decent money selling the pics but decided that she didn't want to whore out the baby. Unlike certain media whores *cough* Brangelina *cough*.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Baby Nahla is a beautiful baby.
God bless her.
She's a beautiful baby! I def think she's gonna be a total knock-out when she gets older!
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So freaking cute!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm not as sober as other posters so my last post was probably not even close to being coherent. Here is my second try: It's iffy too but here goes...
Basically I was just trying to say to that I'm not knocking celeb mommies for not putting their new babies out there but I also don't feel the need to make those who do into some kind of paronas. Either choice is okay to me. Just realize we live in a society where if you're a celeb born kid, people are going to be watching your every single move from conception until you die. Might as well get a little back and put it in the bank while you're at it.
I hope this makes more sense then my last post. Ugh who really cares. I'm off to get another martini. Happy Labor Day to you all and good motherf**king night!!! _______________________________________________
I'm an equal opportunity hater: I hate blacks, whites, yellows, browns, reds, emotionally, and physically challenged. Everybody just die already so I can inherit the Earth. Thanks.
I think Halle & her hot sperm donor are way better looking than Brad & Angelina.
She's cute but the first pic makes her look a little ugly. Truth.
Your face!
niki, what are you talking about?
people have an issue with overpaid celebs who do not NEED anymore money whoring their offspring out to mags for 6 figures.
we are not talking about your average, non celeb, broke ho.
Good point, but here's the deal for me. MK gets paid for what he does. He hosts a great blog but his money comes from ads and posts(hits) so even if he mentions the fact that Halle didn't sell her babies photos...he did. You came to his blog to look at photos of Halle's baby. The end. If a parent decides they want in on the action so the f**k what. I mean yes they have more money then you or I will ever see but it's a Photo in a magazine. Not some member of NAMBLA picking your kid out of a line-up of potentials for the night.
Oh and guess what somebody paid for the pics you're looking at of Nahla. Did the money go to Nahla's mommy or some fat cat magazine or photo agency who could give a rat's ass?
Nahla is adorable!!! That is all.
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sorry, but Shiloh is one fugly kid. She doesn't have any unique features, and is freaky pale with that white hair...she kinda falls into the Ginger kid territory to me.
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Awwww, she's a little cutie. Looks like she needs a nap, though. She looks a bit drowsy. And she kinda looks like both her parents -- I can see a bit of her daddy in the facial structure.
She'll be a stunner when she's older too. She's got that lovely coffee skin, striking eyes and two genetic lines of good genes. And unlike Potatohead, her parents got their good looks naturally and not under the knife.
As for the others, Shiloh is really quite pretty, and I kinda feel sorry for her being so outnumbered.
But Suri is actually kinda plain -- people say she's pretty because she has long hair and wears dresses, but she has very ordinary little-girl features. And she's probably a horrible little spoiled brat, since Scienobots let their kids do whatever.
Someone asked if she has 6 toes, I started by magnifier and it is just her foot showing through by her big toe. I had to look at it for a bit though before I blew it up...
That is a pretty baby, sometimes I think some folks just wanna say mean things cause they can. There is no reason to in this case, that child is not even close to the middle of the scale when it comes to being ugly.
I'm a beautiful creole Condeleeza! Once you add the green eyes, of course.
Ok, some of you are straight nutty, this child is beautiful. Mixed children are usually exotic looking anyway, and I agree with her coloring and with those eyes she will outdo mom.
Nahla will run all men when she tans and those eyes are coming from a brown face...congrats Halle and Aubry!
*yay* sorry for the enthusiasm as a mixture I like to see other mixtures...lol
She's gorgeous and she will kick the shit out of the Brangelina losers.
niki, what are you talking about?
people have an issue with overpaid celebs who do not NEED anymore money whoring their offspring out to mags for 6 figures.
we are not talking about your average, non celeb, broke ho.
I knew their kid would be gorgeous.
Her eyes are beautiful.
Hot Sperm Donor is definitely that baby's father.
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aw, she's cute!!! her skin is beautiful! she reminds me of my now 14 yr old niece. :)
i ain't got the baby rabies either but that is one adorable little girl! :)
aww... she's sooo cute! not to mention her dad so sexy!
Britney's sons are going to be handsome guys when they grow up and kevin's children with shar are good looking as well.
Submitted by niki on August 31, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Keef Urban better stay the fuck away from the (vodka) bottle and bar girls now that Nicole has finally "produced" a golden child.
One wee walk on the wild side now Keith, and you are sperm history.
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Submitted by original putas on August 30, 2008 - 9:12pm.
No wonder she hid the baby. With so many judgmental cunts out there,
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look who is talking
the original nasty pants
puh-lease.